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Monday, 12 October 2009

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Penis Minus Wilson (not his real name) own website, LittlePeckle.com has fallen to number two in clicks after staying at #1 for over three years.

"There's still a lot of guys out there that click my site to view the photographs because it makes them feel good about their own equipment", stated Wilson. "But the baby boomers are getting older and there's not enough of the young guys to keep me at #1."

Instead, #1 has been taken over by "Twilite.web".

"There are more females than males and I can't keep it up", stated Penis. "I mean, I can keep it up. It IS up in the photographs, believe it or not, but what I meant to say was that those Twilite movies have captured all the young lady's attention."

"Maybe if I got a small role in one of those pics or another big movie and it was noted that Penis Minus Wilson, the man with the world's smallest penis" got ran by the credits...oh well."

"It will bring fewer bucks in being #2 but I still make over $10,000 a month mostly on advertising from the "Bigger Penis Pills" people."

"I'm always in their "Before" pictures."

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