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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Announces Boris Nemtsov Committed Suicide

Vladimir Putin Announces Boris Nemtsov Committed Suicide

After a lengthy ten hour investigation pursuing thousands of clues, tips and accusations, Russia's Prime Minister Vladimir Putin announced that the former Deputy Prime Minister under Boris Yeltsin, Boris Nemtsov, committed suicide by shooting himself...
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Funny story: Pope Insists Priests Refrain from Cunnilingus

Pope Insists Priests Refrain from Cunnilingus

The Pope sent an IM to his top American Priests today telling them to desist immeddiately from any sex that would put them at risk from HPV Virus He said: "in recent years scientists have documented a steep rise in throat cancers caused by a strai...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian smells fresh

Kim Kardashian smells fresh

Hollywood- Kim Kardashian is getting fame for a new life as a parent of her baby daughter North West. It was also discovered she doesn't change diapers but instead hired a 24-7 Filipino, baby nurse. This is in contrast to a commercial Kim Kardashi...
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Funny story: Putin mourns Boris Nemtsov's four-bullet 'suicide'

Putin mourns Boris Nemtsov's four-bullet 'suicide'

Moscow - An official Kremlin obit posted today described the politician's death as a four-bullet back-of-the-head tragedy, a classic 'suicide' in KGB terms. Commenting on Russian breakfast TV Vladimir Putin looked tearful and borderline sincere a...
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Funny story: Warren Buffet advises schoolchildren to "eat junk"

Warren Buffet advises schoolchildren to "eat junk"

OUT THERE -- Famed financier Warren Buffet says his secret source of energy is in his name: buffet. "Eat like it's your last meal," he advises six-year-old schoolchildren, "and you're at an all-you-can-eat buffet!" That's where the octogenarian-pl...
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Funny story: Pornographic Restaurant Apologies For Putting Ketchup in Launch Chambers of Mayonnaise Dispensers

Pornographic Restaurant Apologies For Putting Ketchup in Launch Chambers of Mayonnaise Dispensers

Los Angeles - A trendy restaurant that features "LA's Most Erotic Dining Experience" apologized to customers in a full page Los Angeles Times Ad Wednesday. "We deeply regret," the ad stated "and vow never to allow to happen ever again, the hideou...
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Funny story: Londoner Ham Id El-Weedi identified as notorious 'Jihadi John'

Londoner Ham Id El-Weedi identified as notorious 'Jihadi John'

London - Accomplished London Borough of Tooting crack dealer Ham Id El-Weedi has been identified as serial beheader Jihadi John. Described by notorious gangland mobsters the Kray Twins as 'mild mannered and kittenish' in comparison to Mrs Thatcher...
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Funny story: Statue of Liberty demolished in US immigration battle

Statue of Liberty demolished in US immigration battle

New York Harbor - - Demolition crews completed the final stages of dismantling the Statue of Liberty today. The salvage teams were following orders issued by the Republican Congress, which voted that the 129-year old symbol of freedom was on the wron...
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Funny story: Obama Gives Evolution Explanation

Obama Gives Evolution Explanation

Washington DC - Under fire for asking Republicans scientific questions but giving Democrats a pass, reporters swarmed President Obama as he and the First Lady were leaving a fashionable Georgetown restaurant and demanded he explain to them the theory...
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Funny story: Obummer promises investigation "by and by"

Obummer promises investigation "by and by"

SECOND CITY -- The Windy City, home to Prezident Obummer and his one-time chief of staff, Mayor-for-Now Rahm Emanuel, is (allegedly) operating a "black site" jail where prisoners are (allegedly) denied their Constitutional rights and are (allegedly)...
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Funny story: Obama Admits "I Was Wrong" About "Greek Exceptionalism"

Obama Admits "I Was Wrong" About "Greek Exceptionalism"

Washington DC - In a sit down with a boot licking, softball thrower from Vox media, President Obama admitted that "if he had it to do all over again" he would never had said "Greeks have as much reason to be proud as Americans." "I have learned th...
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Funny story: Rahm Emanuel: The Windy City doesn't want him any more, either

Rahm Emanuel: The Windy City doesn't want him any more, either

WINDY CITY - Despite the benefits of name recognition, Big Buck$ in campaign funds, and the endorsement of Prezident Obummer, The Windy City's incumbent mayor Rahm Emanuel was unable to secure enough votes to prevent a runoff election with his ch...
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Funny story: President Obama directs Defense Secretary to make US Military all transgender force

President Obama directs Defense Secretary to make US Military all transgender force

WASHINGTON, DC - The Obama administration has sent signals in recent days that it is moving toward a decision to mandate an all-transgender military. Defense Secretary Ash Carter said during a visit to Inyorbutistan that an all-transgender force w...
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Funny story: Obama Seeks Balance by Displaying Nobel Peace Prize Alongside Kill List

Obama Seeks Balance by Displaying Nobel Peace Prize Alongside Kill List

A recently leaked National Security Agency recording of a therapy session between President Barack Obama and his personal therapist revealed that Obama, in an effort to achieve mental and emotional balance, has decided to display the Nobel Peace Priz...
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Funny story: Obama Tackles Fluoridation

Obama Tackles Fluoridation

President Barack Obama is considering acting against the fluoridation of drinking water in the US. Almost seventy percent of the nation's household water supply is currently fluoridated despite the mounting evidence that it is actually injurious to h...
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Funny story: President has unusual tastin' semen

President has unusual tastin' semen

Washington AC/DC - All hell broke loose in the White House this morning after someone ejaculated over Barack Obama's cupcake turning the candy sprinkles green. Secret service detectives immediately quarantined the foaming confection in case Pluto...
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Funny story: Swedes "fowl names" are for the birds, NAACP says

Swedes "fowl names" are for the birds, NAACP says

OVER THERE -- Sweden, a member in good standing of The League of White Supremacist Nations, has ordered its ornithologists (birdbrained experts) to rename fowl that have been given "foul names" by Swedish birdwatchers over the years. "The names ar...
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Funny story: Bri Willyums: "I'll be bok!"

Bri Willyums: "I'll be bok!"

Bri Willyums, late of NBC, Proud as a Peacock, is known to play fast and loose, from time to time (and maybe all the time) with the truth, so his statements, especially about himself, have to be taken with a grain (or a ton) of salt. Having remind...
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Funny story: Pope sells Lent to the Scamatologists for $69 billion

Pope sells Lent to the Scamatologists for $69 billion

The Vatican -- The Roman Catholic Church has given up Lent. In an unprecedented financial maneuver, Pope Francis has turned over the 40 day, 40 night period of atonement to the Church of Scamatology. The sale price was $69 billion. That buys the...
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Funny story: Director Clint Eastwood Saw Oscar Snub Coming But Shocked That His "Horse Cock of Hoboken" Didn't Sweep The Rodgers

Director Clint Eastwood Saw Oscar Snub Coming But Shocked That His "Horse Cock of Hoboken" Didn't Sweep The Rodgers

Hollywood, CA - Being snubbed by Hollywood for American Sniper was "to be expected," said center-right director Clint Eastwood, "but I expected the minds of the Rodger voters would be more open to a patriotic theme." Last night's Rodger's, the Po...
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Funny story: Does Governor Scott Walker know if President Obama is a Transgender Serial Womaniser?

Does Governor Scott Walker know if President Obama is a Transgender Serial Womaniser?

MADISON, WI - Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker may find himself in the middle of a political maelstrom after failing to say that he doesn't know if President Obama is a transgender serial womaniser. "I don't know," Walker, a likely 2016 presidential c...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Urges San Quentin Prisoners To "Hold Off 'Til Marriage"

Michelle Obama Urges San Quentin Prisoners To "Hold Off 'Til Marriage"

San Quentin, CA - On a speaking tour to tout her husband's evolution towards support of gay marriage, Michelle Obama had her limousine caravan come to a sudden screeching halt outside of San Quentin prison in California, so she could lecture inmates...
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