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Funny story: Rory Breaks Up With Hampster, Wins Twice!

Rory Breaks Up With Hampster, Wins Twice!

Charlotte, NC - It seems to any keen golf fan that World #1 golfer, Rory McIlroy, plays best after he has parted ways in a relationship. Last year, after kicking his fiancee, Woz, to the curb, he immediately won two big tournaments. Now, according to...
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Funny story: George Stephanopoulos Admits To Having Paid 75 Large For Collection Of Hillary Pantsuits

George Stephanopoulos Admits To Having Paid 75 Large For Collection Of Hillary Pantsuits

BILLINGSGATE POST: Beleaguered George Stephanopoulos of ABC News admitted to MSNBC's "Out-of-the closet-and-in-your-face" Rachel Maddow, that he did, indeed, have a collection of Hillary Clinton pantsuits that stretch back at least 20 years. Desc...
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Funny story: 50,000 dope dealers 'including drone pot delivery service' following Obama's @POTus tweets

50,000 dope dealers 'including drone pot delivery service' following Obama's @POTus tweets

Washington DC - East Coast pot entrepreneurs Bong-U-Like were one of the first to retweet Barack Obama's inaugural message from the newly launched @POTus account. The drone pot delivery service operates a major concession in DC with the President...
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Funny story: Electoral Commission Achieves Perfect Entropy

Electoral Commission Achieves Perfect Entropy

Entropy is the tendency of all thermodynamic processes to end in a steady state of perfect disorder wherein no useful work can be accomplished. All matter will eventually be evenly dispersed at a temperature of about 4 degrees above absolute zero, bu...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Called in to Ward Off Government Invasion of Texas

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Called in to Ward Off Government Invasion of Texas

DALLAS, TX--Gov. Greg Abbott, fearing an invasion by the federal government this week, called in the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to ward off what many in the Loon Star State believe is an invasion designed to take over Texas and force all of its unins...
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Funny story: Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton calls for ban on applause during State of the Union Address

Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton calls for ban on applause during State of the Union Address

Former United States Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is the latest politician to oppose the practice of clapping by attendees during the State of the Union Address. Her proposal has triggered quite a bit of backlash from House Representatives and...
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Funny story: Mother's Day: Surprise Phone Calls From President Obama Leave Moms Speechless

Mother's Day: Surprise Phone Calls From President Obama Leave Moms Speechless

Washington, DC - Most moms hope to kid a hug from their kids, maybe a card. None expect a phone call from the President of the United States. "Oh my God!" yelled one. "Is it really you? The Commander in Chief?" Obama told her it was indeed him...
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Funny story: OMFG! Shaikh of Araby's swear box secrets freak out Hillary Clinton

OMFG! Shaikh of Araby's swear box secrets freak out Hillary Clinton

The Gulf - An eminent Arabian head of state who fined visitng dignitaries for profane language is making America's former Cursed Lady squirm. Shaikh Ratel Anrol, head of the powerful House of Swords, secretly installed a Sharia-compliant swear box...
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Funny story: Hillary slapped with racketeering lawsuit

Hillary slapped with racketeering lawsuit

New York - Famous Manhattan law firm Fang & Claw LLP are lead attorneys in a RICCO - Racketeer Influenced Corrupt Clinton Organizations Act - lawsuit against the former Fist Lady according to reports. Hired by scions of a famous US presidentia...
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Funny story: Democrats To Hold Four Presidential Primary Debates

Democrats To Hold Four Presidential Primary Debates

WASHINGTON, DC - Democratic National Chairperson, Representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz, announced earlier today that there will be a total of four Democratic primary debates. The first debate will feature Democratic candidates, Hillary Rodham C...
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Funny story: Republicans Roll Out Carly Fiorina Robot

Republicans Roll Out Carly Fiorina Robot

Atlanta, GA - On Tuesday, the Republican Party rolled out it's new robot candidate, Carly Fiorina. The unveiling of their newest, multi-million dollar invention indeed seemed to fool a lot of TV viewers into thinking it was human, but the folks over...
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Funny story: Memphis Guard Mike Conley Returns From Injury, "Well Rested And Blow Jobbed Up" To Power Memphis Past Golden State

Memphis Guard Mike Conley Returns From Injury, "Well Rested And Blow Jobbed Up" To Power Memphis Past Golden State

Oakland, CA - Sporting a mask to protect his recently injured face from potentially fatal blows, Memphis guard Mike Conley powered the Grizzlies past the top seeded Warriors to even the best of seven series at 1-1 and steal home court for his team.
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Funny story: Baltimore Cops Use Flash Mob Tactics

Baltimore Cops Use Flash Mob Tactics

Baltimore, MD - In a sneaky and cunning display of police tactical maneuvers, the Baltimore Police Department have implemented new and creative ways to round up would-be rioters. Several dozen officers were dressed up and placed around the downtown a...
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Funny story: Costs-Benefits Luncheon on Capitol Hill... Obama.

Costs-Benefits Luncheon on Capitol Hill... Obama.

Yesterday, President Obama looking resplendent in tux and bow delivered the following address to a select group of financial experts, bankers and Congressmen at a luncheon held at Capitol Hill Washington. Here is part of his address. "Seven thous...
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Funny story: President Obama: If I Ever Did A Bruce Jenner, One Of Those Baltimore Cops Might Be Me

President Obama: If I Ever Did A Bruce Jenner, One Of Those Baltimore Cops Might Be Me

BILLINGSGATE POST: When President Obama said, "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon Martin," he obviously identified with Trayvon because they were both African American. On the other hand, when the pictures of the six Baltimore police office...
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Funny story: Social Conservatives Take Heart From Harris Poll Results

Social Conservatives Take Heart From Harris Poll Results

Washington DC - Conservative pundits have declared the culture war over regarding gay marriage and conceded defeat. "Polls have been consistently moving towards support for gay marriage," said Conservative Commentator and National Review editor Jo...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber exposes Tennessee school system

Justin Bieber exposes Tennessee school system

Old meat or survival tactics? That is the question Bieber is asking his fans while describing cafeteria food served at Tennessee schools. Bieber, an avid outdoorsman, complains that meat dating back to 2009 was reportedly served to students in on...
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Funny story: Baltimore Rioters Loot Gay Managed CVS, "A Step Forward In This Tension Wrought Southern City," Says Mayor

Baltimore Rioters Loot Gay Managed CVS, "A Step Forward In This Tension Wrought Southern City," Says Mayor

Baltimore, MD - Footage of a CVS Pharmacy in flames has proved gratifying to gay activists throughout the country. "Having a CVS known to be managed by a flaming homosexual burn to the ground at the hands of irate rioters would have been unthinkab...
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Funny story: Bruce Jenner reveals that Elvis Presley was Gay as a Jaybird

Bruce Jenner reveals that Elvis Presley was Gay as a Jaybird

Bruce Jenner comes out with a stunning revelation that Elvis Presley was really a woman. He recently opened up to his family that Elvis has known since the age of 5 that he was a female. Family sources reveal to Gay Magazine, Bruce told the fa...
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Funny story: President Obama Names Al Sharpton Commissioner Of National Rampage League

President Obama Names Al Sharpton Commissioner Of National Rampage League

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Obama, in a speech addressing the burning and looting of Baltimore, proposed that a new league patterned after the National Football League be formed so that cities might charge spectators and television viewers a fee to...
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Funny story: Bernie Sanders Is Running for President of The People's Republic of Amerika

Bernie Sanders Is Running for President of The People's Republic of Amerika

MONTPELIOR, VT - Senator Bernie Sanders will seek the Democratic Party's nomination for President of The People's Republic of Amerika, pitting him against the heavily favored former secretary of state Hillary Clinton, who has her sights set on being...
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Funny story: Obama Announces Free Ice Cream for Low-Income Children

Obama Announces Free Ice Cream for Low-Income Children

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama will go to one of Washington's poorest neighborhoods to talk about a plan to give low-income children free ice cream. "If we're serious about living up to what our country is about, then we have to consider what we...
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Monsanto... Very Fishy Indeed!

After dumping two tons of genetically modified fish into the Atlantic, anyone henceforth fishing in any ocean or sea anywhere in the world will have to buy a licence from Monsanto ... or be sued.
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