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Funny story: Trump to Persecute People Who Say "Happy Holidays"

Trump to Persecute People Who Say "Happy Holidays"

Trump transition team member Corey Lewandowski derailed a decent conversation on Hannity by making a strangely worded announcement about Christmas. During the Tuesday interview, Lewandowski tried to steer the conversation away from legitimate crit...
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Funny story: 43-year-old man still struggling with the unwritten rules of giving and receiving Christmas cards

43-year-old man still struggling with the unwritten rules of giving and receiving Christmas cards

New Haven, CT - 43-year-old stockbroker Martin Wells is in the grip of an annual anxiety attack from the strain of trying to grasp the unwritten rules of giving and receiving Christmas cards. "I don't even want to get Christmas cards, let alone gi...
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Funny story: College Teacher To Be Fired Over Anti-Trump Remarks

College Teacher To Be Fired Over Anti-Trump Remarks

I heard that Professor of Philosophy, Dr. Richard Styles, might be dismissed from his faculty position at Citrus Community College, in Orange County California, a campus that I visited to get this story. The grounds for his possible dismissal are indoctrination of students in un-American ideas and disrespecting students with disabilities. But the Board of Trustees who might fire him are in for...
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Funny story: Trump Claims Taiwan President Hit On Him, Called Him "President Erect"

Trump Claims Taiwan President Hit On Him, Called Him "President Erect"

Further fraying the US's fragile diplomacy with China, President elect Donald Trump is now claiming that the President of Taiwan, Tsai Ing-wen, was coming on to him while they spoke during a congratulatory phone call. Tweeting at 2am Trump said, "...
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Funny story: Trump Names Opossum To Replace Bald Eagle As National Bird

Trump Names Opossum To Replace Bald Eagle As National Bird

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a speech to loyal Iowa voters who came to hear President-Elect Donald Trump thank them for their vote, he mentioned that in his first 100 days he would replace the sad symbol of the American Bald Eagle as the national bird.
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Funny story: Santa Struggles To Deliver Enough Coal To Trump Towers On Christmas Eve

Santa Struggles To Deliver Enough Coal To Trump Towers On Christmas Eve

An inside source in Santa's workshop, namely Mrs. Claus, has revealed that Jolly Saint Nick will have the unenviable task of delivering tons of coal to Trump Towers this Christmas. Mrs. Claus, or Karma as she like to be called, talked to this repo...
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Funny story: Twitter to Drop the Letter "T" on Inauguration Day

Twitter to Drop the Letter "T" on Inauguration Day

San Francisco, CA - If Twitter has its way, Donald Rump will be the next US President. Putin will just be "P U", and Twitter will be called Wi Er (pronounced "we err"). The changes will occur on Inauguration Day, when Twitter will disallow any use o...
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Funny story: Trump Falls through Cracked Floor in Oval Office

Trump Falls through Cracked Floor in Oval Office

Washington, DC - While checking in at the White House, Donald Trump fell through a major crack in the Oval Office floor, getting his nose horribly out of joint after being trapped for over two hours. Trump was unable to reach anybody for help by...
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Funny story: Tony Bennett Releases Yet Another Fucking Christmas Album

Tony Bennett Releases Yet Another Fucking Christmas Album

New York, New York - Proving to the world once again that he is, indeed, still alive, crooner Tony Bennett releases the 500th Christmas album in his nauseating yule tide collection. This latest one is called, I'm A Christmas Whore - There, I Said It!...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton to Demand a Recount of Deplorables in U.S. Electorate

Hillary Clinton to Demand a Recount of Deplorables in U.S. Electorate

Washington - Defeated Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton will request an official adjustment of the total percentage of "Deplorables" in the electorate based on the final tally of popular vote in the U.S. election. "It appears that if current...
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Funny story: Trump Has Brain Transplant

Trump Has Brain Transplant

Dr. Ronald Speltzer, who is a world famous brain surgeon, said today that President-Elect Donald Trump has received a brain transplant. The surgery lasted 15 hours and twenty minutes. It was performed at the Mar-A-Lago Trump resort. The new brai...
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Funny story: Trump's Chief Says Hard Not To Throw Nazi Salute

Trump's Chief Says Hard Not To Throw Nazi Salute

In an effort to explain the meaning of the term alt.right, Steve Bannon, the Trump White House Chief of Staff, explained the term. When Bannon headed Brietbart.com, who championed the alt.right, it was a kind of cesspool for neo-Nazis, anti-Semites,...
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Funny story: Trump Has Big Effect On Christmas Shopping

Trump Has Big Effect On Christmas Shopping

Christmas shopping is of course underway and many shoppers are taking into account future Trump Administration policies as they choose gifts. Since Title X family planning programs and repeal of Obamacare, which provides the GOP will probably effe...
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Funny story: Jesus and the No-So-Immaculate Conception

Jesus and the No-So-Immaculate Conception

Since coming out of retirement earlier this year to manage the End Times, Jesus has branded himself as a regular fixture on the club-and-bar scene, drawing attention with his wild drinking and his late-night romps with females and some males who simp...
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Funny story: A Message For All Those Who Voted For Donald Trump

A Message For All Those Who Voted For Donald Trump

A Message For Trump's Minions Worded In The Vernacular You Understand Best In a bow to our supposed new President I submit this missive attempting to recreate the style of communicating that he does best in order to express myself properly to those who elected him. This letter, this message, this fatal death rattle is intended for those who brought him to power, to those who so loyally follow a...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Announces Mitt Romney Appointment

Donald Trump Announces Mitt Romney Appointment

Much to the relief of Trump's campaign manager, (the Charo lookalike without the Cuchi-Cuchi) Mitt Romney failed to receive the cabinet appointment of Secretary of State, but instead was offered the job as White House pool boy. While some specula...
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Funny story: Animal Farm, Part 9: The Pipeline

Animal Farm, Part 9: The Pipeline

Marksy - along with all the other horses - had no idea what "subsistence" meant, but they were told by Murdoch that they could look it up if they needed to. They didn't know how or where to look things up, so Murdoch told them the "truth," as he put it, telling the horses it meant "just enough to survive" for right now. The Boar also told the horses that it was just temporary, and that once the...
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Funny story: No "Tweet-In-Chief": Trump blames late night rants on sonambulism

No "Tweet-In-Chief": Trump blames late night rants on sonambulism

President-elect Trump has declined to take responsibility for late night messages on his Twitter account. "I never said that," was Mr. Trump's response to questions about the Constitutionality of some of his comments. The President-elect was pr...
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Funny story: Animal Farm, Part 8: Hunger

Animal Farm, Part 8: Hunger

But everything was not okay on Napoleon Farm. The Pigs and the Boars kept most of the grain and feed and hay for themselves, stored away in the old barn behind the two big towers Old Man Kennedy had put up. The animals didn't understand exactly why Old Man Kennedy had put up the two towers - not even the pigs, but Old Man Kennedy was a big talker and even as he hauled the lumber and pounded the...
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Funny story: Trump Wants To Host The Apprentice In White House

Trump Wants To Host The Apprentice In White House

Donald Trump has a global empire worth billions and he owes hundreds of millions of dollars to foreign lenders, including the government-owned Bank of China. He has business interests in at least 14 countries, many authoritarian regimes. Although p...
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Funny story: Trump Calls Voter Recount A Scam - What Am

Trump Calls Voter Recount A Scam - What Am

Trump called the voter recount of Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania by Green Party candidate, Jill Stein, a scam. He also said that the Democrats were crybabies. Spoken by the 3-AM storm-tweeter. So why's Trump pouting? Isn't it a good idea...
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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Protects Demented Daddy Donald

Ivanka Trump Protects Demented Daddy Donald

Kellyanne Conway and Donald Trump's daughter, Ivanka, have called in a hypnotist to Trump Tower. Ronald P Johnson, world-renowned hypnotist, posed as an investor to get inside Trump's office. Inside sources reveal that once there he hypnotized the...
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Holiday tips from Santa!

When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.
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