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Funny story: NFL Has New Policy Against Cannabis Use

NFL Has New Policy Against Cannabis Use

The NFL is now extensively testing players before football games for marijuana usage. This is a recent policy change. National Footbal League Commissioner Roger Goodell gave an explanation. "The problem with Cannabis is that it is a 'peace" induc...
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Funny story: NFL Meeting to Develop 2015-16 Season Controversies

NFL Meeting to Develop 2015-16 Season Controversies

Like all businesses, publicity is an important part of the NFL. So important that the NFL is holding a mandatory owners meeting on Monday after the Superbowl to discuss publicity for 2015. "2014 was such a great year with Ray Rice, a gay player,...
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Funny story: Indianapolis coach's explanation "not convincing," Science Guy says

Indianapolis coach's explanation "not convincing," Science Guy says

Bill Nigh, the Science Guy, a die-hard Indianapolis Dolts fan, hypothesizes that the explanation of the New England Playoffs coach, Bill Bellyache, that global warming is the cause of his team's under-inflated balls is "dubious at best." Climate...
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Funny story: President Obama Sending Glozell Green to Conduct Nuclear Talks With Iran

President Obama Sending Glozell Green to Conduct Nuclear Talks With Iran

PENTAGON - Following his interview with YouTube sensation Glozell Green, President Obama was so impressed with the human bundle of energy that he announced she will be replacing the worthless and lame Secretary of State, John Kerry, in ongoing nu...
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Funny story: ISIS and Obummer agree: Israel's Nuttyyahoo "paranoid"

ISIS and Obummer agree: Israel's Nuttyyahoo "paranoid"

President Bareass Obummer is "hotter than a steaming pile of sh*t," according to Beltway insiders. "He's absolutely fuming!" What has the presidential bowels in such an uproar? Speaker of the House John Boner had the "audacity" to invite Israel...
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Funny story: Obama Wraps Up State of the Union Speech on Skype

Obama Wraps Up State of the Union Speech on Skype

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama wrapped up his State of the Union speech by Skyping with porn-star, Buster Hymen. The interview included queries about his favorite movie, what he wanted to be growing up, and what superpower he would like to possess.
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Funny story: For Traumworks' "Krazy Kat" Katzenberg, life is but a dream

For Traumworks' "Krazy Kat" Katzenberg, life is but a dream

HURRAY FOR HOLLYWOOD! -- For some 500 former employees, Traumworks is no longer a dream workplace. In fact, for the terminated workers, it's not even a dream job anymore. The animation studio was once the darling of Tinsel Town, but, due to a stri...
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Funny story: NFL commissioner reveals email that started inflategate investigation

NFL commissioner reveals email that started inflategate investigation

New York City, NY. - NFL commissioner, Roger Goodell, explained today that his investigation into ball pressure was sparked by an email. "I was at the stadium watching the game and dodging calls from Terrell Owens, then I received a mysterious em...
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Funny story: Mitch McConnel Calls for Vulgar Straight Talk With Obama

Mitch McConnel Calls for Vulgar Straight Talk With Obama

Senate Speaker Mitch McConnell speaking today, published verbatim. The president and I should start "Straight Talking" with one another and cut the crap! Look - everyone knows I'm a straight shooter - and so let's just cut the crap and have some conversations with each other that most Americans,and especially southern conservative can really relate to and understand! For example - Barak -...
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Funny story: For Romney, Third Time's the Charm

For Romney, Third Time's the Charm

WASHINGTON - It has surfaced that Mitt Romney has desire to run again for his third presidential bid. Although he has yet to officially throw his hat into the 2016 mix, sources close to him say that he is excited and has a good feeling about th...
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Funny story: Lights! Camera! Action! Amazon enters the movie business: now, THAT's entertainment!

Lights! Camera! Action! Amazon enters the movie business: now, THAT's entertainment!

Look out, Tinsel Town! Tired of being an entertainment middleman, Amazon.com has announced that it's going into the film-making business. "We're producing a movie a month," Amazon Studios Vice-President in Charge of Vice, Leroy Price, crowed. T...
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Funny story: The Astrology Channel pulls out of State of the Union coverage

The Astrology Channel pulls out of State of the Union coverage

Washington DC - Citing an off-color Mars/Neptune conjunction in Pisces followed by a psychotic Aquarius New Moon the acclaimed Astrology Channel has suddenly turned chicken. And cancelled Tuesday's live stream Presidential rant. It's the first...
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Funny story: 'He Has The Right To Remain Obnoxious' - GOP leader tells the Senate as Obama proposes massive tax hikes to soak the rich

'He Has The Right To Remain Obnoxious' - GOP leader tells the Senate as Obama proposes massive tax hikes to soak the rich

Washington - "The President has the right to remain obnoxious," US Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell said on the Sleazy-SS Channel's Fuck the Nation program in a timely free speech rant. "But he won't be getting a single red cent from decent...
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Funny story: Cheesy law regarding football spawns other gridiron lunacy

Cheesy law regarding football spawns other gridiron lunacy

BAINBRIDGE ISLAND, WA -- Bainbridge Island, Washington, has outlawed cheese. At least, during the upcoming NFC Championship game that pits the Seattle Seahawks against the Green Bay Packers. And it's not only cheese per se that's banned, but al...
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Funny story: Belichick Bets Infamous "Half-Sleeved Hoodie" on Championship Game

Belichick Bets Infamous "Half-Sleeved Hoodie" on Championship Game

Foxborough, MA - During Friday's post-practice interview, Patriot's head coach, Bill Belichick stated that he would "bet my hoodie that we take home the AFC championship this year." These are strong words from a reserved coach who has coached th...
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Funny story: Republican Party to Take Over the Name "Democrats"

Republican Party to Take Over the Name "Democrats"

Washington, DC In a surprise move, the majority party, the Republicans, also known as the GOP, voted to take over the name "Democrats" and "Democratic Party." The party members of the party formerly known as the Democrats all voted against the measur...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Cancels Bill Cosby's North Korean Visit

Kim Jong Un Cancels Bill Cosby's North Korean Visit

Pyongyang, North Korea Portly North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, between one of his eight meals per day, informed the media that comedian Bill Cosby will not be allowed to bring his comedy act to the beleaguered country of North Korea. Bill Cosby...
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Funny story: Four GOP Presidential Hopefuls Drown While Testing the Waters for 2016

Four GOP Presidential Hopefuls Drown While Testing the Waters for 2016

Across the nation, four GOP presidential hopefuls drowned this week while testing the waters for the 2016 presidential run. Mitt Romney, according to nearby witnesses, drowned outside his residence in San Diego, CA, while taking a morning dip in t...
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Funny story: Barack Obama moves to enact fart tax to cut US methane emissions by half

Barack Obama moves to enact fart tax to cut US methane emissions by half

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama will unveil a plan to tax flatulent-producing foods in order to cut methane emissions from Americans during his remaining two years in the White House. The new "fart tax" - which will be formally unveiled on...
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Funny story: President Obama's Expired Kenyan Passport Blamed For No-Show In Paris

President Obama's Expired Kenyan Passport Blamed For No-Show In Paris

BILLINGSGATE POST: State Department spokesperson, Jan Psaki, denied reports that the President chose to watch NFL play-off games rather than gather with other world leaders in Paris this weekend to march in the Charlie Hebdo solidarity gathering.
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Funny story: North Koreans Offer To Cook Bo For Obama

North Koreans Offer To Cook Bo For Obama

Ill Jong Cock - North Korea's demented ruler has offered the services of his palace chefs to turn the Obamas new puppy BO into a North Korean specialty - Baked and Pickled Portuguese Water Dog with sauteed Siberian Tiger balls as a peace offering.
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Funny story: The Jackass Whisperer, Daniel Snyder, now takes center stage

The Jackass Whisperer, Daniel Snyder, now takes center stage

It's time for the worst NFL owner to have his celebrity again. Yes, it's Daniel Snyder's time to shine. Snyder has been the principal owner of the Washington Re*sk*ns pro football team since 1999. This season, Snyder's team went 4-12 - for a wallo...
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Massive Snow Storm Misses New York City - City Shuts Down

A MONSTER storm packing blizzard conditions spun by the elite East Coast media failed to live up to the hype, but New York City shut down anyway.
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