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Funny story: Dark Horse: Donald Trump is not one of us

Dark Horse: Donald Trump is not one of us

Manchuria (SAPP) - The Society of Dark Horses (SoDaHo) has announced in a press release that Donald Trump is not one of them. The secret society, known for its yearly festival in Manchuria known as Burning Horse, has claimed that it has no record of...
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Funny story: Trump: "Only Rich People Should Be Allowed To Play Golf"

Trump: "Only Rich People Should Be Allowed To Play Golf"

"Only rich people should be allowed to play golf," said Donald trump, real-estate magnate, tycoon, impresario of the rich, international icon and now - of course - political contender for the presidency of our great country. More specifically, h...
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Funny story: Little Turd who wouldn't flush to be honored at GOP convention!

Little Turd who wouldn't flush to be honored at GOP convention!

The New York Times revealed this morning that leaked memos from the GOP indicate that the Little Turd who wouldn't flush will be honored by Donald Trump at the upcoming GOP convention. GOP (Grand old Poop) to dedicate last evening at convention t...
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Funny story: Pornographic Film Actor Files Suit Over Cock Shaming

Pornographic Film Actor Files Suit Over Cock Shaming

San Fernando, CA - A male pornographic film star filed a suit in San Fernando District Court yesterday. In it he alleges that actresses he works with, who constantly tell him on camera that his "cock is so fucking huge." and refer to it as "fat" whe...
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Funny story: Christie Jumps Off GW Bridge But Survives

Christie Jumps Off GW Bridge But Survives

Fort Lee, N.J.: Yesterday, at noon, Governor Chris Christie jumped off the George Washington Bridge. He survived. He was found three miles down the Hudson River floating on his back, noticeably shaken, on top of an inner tube which is believed to...
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Funny story: Pluto could have an underground ocean: So let's not swim in the the Kuiper Belt

Pluto could have an underground ocean: So let's not swim in the the Kuiper Belt

Lurking somewhere way down under the icy crust of the planet which is now no longer a planet could lie an ocean. Deep under a layer of ice, 186 miles deep, may lie this humongous mass of liquid. In a paper published this week in Geophysical Resear...
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Funny story: Trump's Sixth Day In Office

Trump's Sixth Day In Office

[A press briefing inside the Capital rotunda. A reporter from Fox News asks a question:] "Senator McConnell! Why are there tanks and troops surrounding the Capitol? Are we at war?" "No, nothing like that. The President has called out units of the 3rd infantry from Fort Myer for a training exercise, that's all." [Reporter from CNN:] "Senator, our sources say that the troops are here...
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Funny story: Trump ran an illegal lemonade stand as a child

Trump ran an illegal lemonade stand as a child

New York, NY. - Even at a very young age, Donald Trump had questionable business practices. A close friend of the family stated that while on vacation during the summer months, the young Donald set up a lemonade stand outside of their summer home.
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Funny story: Doctors Discover Man Suffers From "Compulsively Speaking Your Mind With No Pretense Then Quickly Changing It So As Not To Disrupt the Sensitivities of Society Syndrome"

Doctors Discover Man Suffers From "Compulsively Speaking Your Mind With No Pretense Then Quickly Changing It So As Not To Disrupt the Sensitivities of Society Syndrome"

Indianapolis, IN - Doctors here at the Indianapolis State Medical Center have diagnosed the first man with a mental disorder they are calling: "Compulsively Speaking Your Mind With No Pretense Then Quickly Changing It So As Not To Disrupt the Sensiti...
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Funny story: Trump's Fifth Day in Office

Trump's Fifth Day in Office

[A White House press briefing. Chris Christie, former governor of New Jersey, is finishing up:] ". . . and so, the President had no choice but to fire his entire cabinet. Okay, questions?" [Reporter from CNN:] "Governor, the word on the street is that the President fired his cabinet because they refused to sign along to 'Hail to the Chief' at the beginning of cabinet meetings. Is that tr...
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Funny story: Sanders Supporters Begin "Occupy Walmart"--Pledge To Hold Out Indefinitely

Sanders Supporters Begin "Occupy Walmart"--Pledge To Hold Out Indefinitely

With Hillary Clinton as the presumptive nominee for the Democrats, some Bernie Sanders supporters are now executing their Occupy Walmart strategy in a last ditch effort to win Sanders the nomination. Nearly 40,000 Occupy volunteers will protest an...
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Funny story: Most Progressive Pope Ever? Pope Francis Admits to Being an Atheist

Most Progressive Pope Ever? Pope Francis Admits to Being an Atheist

Pope Francis, lauded by some and criticized by others for daring to broaching such traditionally papally-undiscussed subjects as climate change, income inequality, and homosexuality, has breached what many Catholics consider the final taboo by admitt...
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Funny story: Clinton Apologizes To Mexico For Using The Phrase "Going South"

Clinton Apologizes To Mexico For Using The Phrase "Going South"

Hillary Clinton ignited a twitter storm for using the expression "going south" when she described Donald Trump's business failures. Clinton was critiquing Trump's proposal to turn the southwestern US in to a giant golf course. Clinton immediately...
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Funny story: ISIS In Retreat Ever Since Obama Said "Radical Islamists"

ISIS In Retreat Ever Since Obama Said "Radical Islamists"

Proving Donald Trump's political acumen once again, ISIS has been on the run ever since president Obama uttered the phrase "radical islamists." Political analysts are saying it was just a coincidence that Obama gave a speech where he mentioned t...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz suspends presidential campaign, then names his entire cabinet selection anyway.

Ted Cruz suspends presidential campaign, then names his entire cabinet selection anyway.

Following his decisive loss to Republican frontrunner Donald Trump, Senator Ted Cruz has officially announced that he will be suspending his 2016 Presidential Campaign. Stating that "There is no longer a decisive path to victory," he made the announc...
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Funny story: Trump's Fourth Day in Office

Trump's Fourth Day in Office

[Vice-President Palin, in an exclusive interview with Megyn Kelly:] "Well of course I was surprised, silly, when I got the call from Donald's team to serve as number two! I mean, it's not every day that a girl is asked to be a heartbeat away from being the most powerful man on the planet, and it him being seventy and all, it makes you think, you know?" "Madam Vice-President, the word on the...
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Funny story: Disney Sues Trump over Pocahontas Reference

Disney Sues Trump over Pocahontas Reference

Washington, D.C.: The Walt Disney Company has reportedly filed a lawsuit against Donald Trump because he used the nickname "Pocahontas" to deride Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren. The Pocahontas taunt "goes too far", claims Disney, asserting...
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Funny story: Trump Opposes Mexican Wolf Re-introduction In Southwestern US

Trump Opposes Mexican Wolf Re-introduction In Southwestern US

Donald Trump called for a ban on Mexican wolf re-introduction programs that have been in place for decades, programs aimed at restoring the wolf to it's historical place in the southwestern US's ecosystem. The Mexican wolf, canis lupus baileyi, ha...
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Funny story: This Election: George H. W. Bush To Vote For Tapioca Pudding - "Hooray for Twinkies!" Exclaims Former President

This Election: George H. W. Bush To Vote For Tapioca Pudding - "Hooray for Twinkies!" Exclaims Former President

Shadow Lanes Senior Center - George Bush Senior announced today that in the Presidential election he would be voting for tapioca pudding. "I believe tapioca pudding can protect us from dust-bunny attacks." Stated Bush. "According to my magic belly...
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Funny story: Southwestern US To Become Golf Course And Resort Under President Trump

Southwestern US To Become Golf Course And Resort Under President Trump

After his rival Hillary Clinton criticized Donald Trump for a lack of specific policy proposals, Trump revealed an economic plan to develop the southwestern US into one large continuous golf course. Trumpadero Links and Resort will cover nearly o...
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Funny story: Jacko and Feducious T. are on a trek to grab ahold of the 'world's perfect beer glass'

Jacko and Feducious T. are on a trek to grab ahold of the 'world's perfect beer glass'

My friend and neighbor Jacko and my old English Comp teacher Feducious T. Flynt stopped by the other day and informed me they were on a sojourn for what they considered to be the quest for the holy grail. "We're taking a road trip, then we'll be t...
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Funny story: Jackie Gleason/Ralph Kramden Wins Republican Nomination

Jackie Gleason/Ralph Kramden Wins Republican Nomination

The Republican hierarchy is screaming: Holy Cow! We've got Ralph Kramden as our presidential nominee! These folks finally realized that through their collective opposition to President Obama, with their Do-Nothing Congress rejecting all of the Pr...
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Obama: Brexit is a good idea after all

In a complete turnaround, President Obama tweeted that he likes a good Brexit after a round of golf and a cigarette. His caddie had no comment.
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