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Funny story: President Obama Issues Executive Order, Combining ATF, USDA, GMOs and Climate Change

President Obama Issues Executive Order, Combining ATF, USDA, GMOs and Climate Change

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama issued an executive order today, directing the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF), United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) to be combined into one department. Mr. Obama's spokesman, T...
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Funny story: Republican Hopeful Marco Rubio, "I Would Happily Eat The Right Testicle Of A Gay Gingerbread Man Left For Santa By Lesbian Test Tube Grandma"

Republican Hopeful Marco Rubio, "I Would Happily Eat The Right Testicle Of A Gay Gingerbread Man Left For Santa By Lesbian Test Tube Grandma"

Tampa Bay, Florida - Republican Presidential Candidate Marco Rubio had hoped saying he would attend a gay wedding if invited would be the end of him having to comment on hypothetical homosexual scenarios, but his answer has only encouraged more quest...
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Funny story: Diane "Duane" Sawyer Also Outed At Big Jenner Interview."

Diane "Duane" Sawyer Also Outed At Big Jenner Interview."

Malibu, CA - Production Assistant, Alicia Glitz, was just trying to scratch her way up to the mid-level ranks of the hair and make-up department, in the dog-eat-dog entertainment industry, when she scored a job on the big Bruce Jenner interview, with...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Reluctantly Accepts New Hampshire Ku Klux Nazi Woman Of The Year Award

Hillary Clinton Reluctantly Accepts New Hampshire Ku Klux Nazi Woman Of The Year Award

Littleton, New Hampshire - Saying she is gratified for their recognition, Hillary Clinton today said that she would accept the first New Hampshire Ku Klux Nazi award for woman of the year, but the former first lady balked at attending the awards cere...
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Funny story: Republican Presidential Hopefuls Spar On Educational Policy At Iowa Pork and Corn Dinner

Republican Presidential Hopefuls Spar On Educational Policy At Iowa Pork and Corn Dinner

Dubuque, Iowa - Republican Presidential Candidates debated educational policy on a makeshift stage at a Holiday Inn Express breakfast room in Dubuque, Iowa as potential Iowa caucus voters feasted on corn and corn fed pork dishes. Texas Senator Te...
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Funny story: Texas Legislature Poised to Pass Open-Viper Law

Texas Legislature Poised to Pass Open-Viper Law

AUSTIN, TX-The Republican-controlled Texas legislature is poised to pass an historic Open-Viper Law over the next two weeks. The Open Viper Law, the first of its kind in the nation, would allow Texas citizens to openly carry venomous snakes in the Lo...
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Funny story: Capitol Hill awash with reports 'Obama born with albino dick'

Capitol Hill awash with reports 'Obama born with albino dick'

Washington AC/DC - They're hosing down the Oval Orifice men's room this weekend after someone posted footage of the President's annual urino-genitary medical exam on the White House intranet. It shows the President with a 10-inch lily-white willy...
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Funny story: Phil Mickelson Can't Stop All The Hat-Tipping Nonsense!

Phil Mickelson Can't Stop All The Hat-Tipping Nonsense!

Scottsdale, Arizona - Chip Fairway, here at the world famous PGA Training Facility of Scottsdale, where pro players can undergo any number of tests they think will help lower their score out on the course. A well-trained team of doctors, swing coache...
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Funny story: Clinton Foundation Names Catch 22 Milo Minderbinder As Fictional Director

Clinton Foundation Names Catch 22 Milo Minderbinder As Fictional Director

BILLINGSGATE POST: Perhaps the best known of all wartime profiteers, 1st. Lieutenant Milo Minderbinder is a fictional character in Joseph Heller's novel Catch-22. Like the Clintons, he has no allegiance to any country, person or principle unless it...
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Funny story: Golfer Furyk Spotted Selling Tartan Jacket Trophy After Win at Hilton Head

Golfer Furyk Spotted Selling Tartan Jacket Trophy After Win at Hilton Head

Hilton Head, South Carolina - Our man on the golf scene, Chip Fairway, had been at the RBC Heritage Golf Tournament for four very long days - his work was done. There was nothing left to do but smudge some dirt over the scratch on his rental car and...
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Funny story: Blues Singer Fired By His Own Wife, Who Then Leaves Him For New Employee

Blues Singer Fired By His Own Wife, Who Then Leaves Him For New Employee

Braxton, Mississippi - Henry Johnson Jr., a Mississippi Delta blues singer, was fired from his job at an auto tire shop by his own wife today, who then had sex with another man she hired to replace him. "The other man had no auto tire shop experie...
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Funny story: Clinton Foundation Donation From Kazakhstan Uranium Company Raises Spectre of Bribery

Clinton Foundation Donation From Kazakhstan Uranium Company Raises Spectre of Bribery

Washington DC - A Fox News investigation shows that just months after the Clinton foundation received a two million dollar contribution from the President of a Kazakh held Uranium company, the US State Department signed off giving that company privil...
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Funny story: Mayo Clinic study:72% of men who hate Hillary Clinton diagnosed with PE (Pussy Envy)

Mayo Clinic study:72% of men who hate Hillary Clinton diagnosed with PE (Pussy Envy)

Mayo Clinic revealed a new study this morning which found that 72% of the men who claimed to literally hate Hillary Clinton were afflicted with PE (pussy envy). Dr. T. J. McCorkle, spokesman for the clinic, stated that the syndrome was similar to...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Disputes Recently Leaked Medical Diagnosis

Hillary Clinton Disputes Recently Leaked Medical Diagnosis

Des Moines, IA - Surrounded by retards, Hillary Clinton told reporters she disagreed strongly with the findings of a team of Doctors that she was mentally retarded. "I am not retarded at all," she said. "These people behind me are." Clinton as...
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Funny story: Hemorrhoid Piercings: The Deadly Trend Sweeping America!

Hemorrhoid Piercings: The Deadly Trend Sweeping America!

Los Angeles, CA - Humans, much like gorillas: are interested, influenced, and educated by viewing recordings of their own species copulating on monitors. Humans love pornography and it influences the sex practices they engage in. Unless the last porn...
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Funny story: President Obama Orders National Weather Service to Build Climatron

President Obama Orders National Weather Service to Build Climatron

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama issued an Executive Order Tuesday, directing the National Weather Service to build the Climatron. The Climatron will control the climate and will be operated by the Vice President of the United States. Opera...
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Funny story: President Obama Proposes Building 10,000 Mile Dike To Protect USA From Climate Change

President Obama Proposes Building 10,000 Mile Dike To Protect USA From Climate Change

WASHINGTON, DC - This morning, President Obama proposed utilizing the USA's military to build a dike around the lower 48 states, combating climate change. The dike would be approximately 10,000 miles long and would be 6 inches tall, preventing ris...
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Funny story: Mole Removed from God's Ass Turns Out to Be the Republican Party

Mole Removed from God's Ass Turns Out to Be the Republican Party

HEAVEN--Ohio Governor John Kasich asked this week, concerning his bid for the presidency in 2016, "[T]he most important thing is, what does the Lord want me to do with my life?" This statement came only weeks after Ted Cruz announced his bid for th...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton To British Tourist, "Hopefully We Can Rodger One Day When I'm President"

Hillary Clinton To British Tourist, "Hopefully We Can Rodger One Day When I'm President"

Littleton, Iowa - Continuing her van tour of Iowa in anticipation of her uncontested caucus victory many months from now, Hillary Clinton answered questions from everyday Americans about topics of concern to them. "I'm here to listen," Clinton tol...
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Funny story: Hillary Battles Elizabeth Warren For Rodent Supremacy: Chipmunk Cheek War

Hillary Battles Elizabeth Warren For Rodent Supremacy: Chipmunk Cheek War

BILLINGSGATE POST: Which candidate has the cutest chipmunk cheeks? Although Hillary looks more like an adorable rodent than Elizabeth, both have faces that seem a little squirrely to the casual observer. In anatomical terms it is called having "buc...
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Funny story: Ronald McDonald announces intent to run for President

Ronald McDonald announces intent to run for President

Adding to the growing list of franchise names running for President, Ronald McDonald announced his campaign for the highest office in the land. When asked why he would make such a move, the clown responded, "I figured with the other candidates tha...
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Funny story: Micheal Jordan Orders a Fleet of Lamborghini Golf Carts

Micheal Jordan Orders a Fleet of Lamborghini Golf Carts

Jupiter, Florida - If you only know two things about Micheal Jordan, it's that he likes to play basketball, and that he likes to play golf - and he likes to do both of these things, very fast! Since retiring from the basketball world, Micheal Jor...
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President Obama Issues Executive Order, Combining ATF, USDA, GMOs and Climate Change

President Obama issued an executive order today, directing the ATF, USDA, GMOs and Climate Change to be combined into one department (FAT ASS).
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