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Funny story: Venus adds a touch of euthanasia to Thursday's somber solar eclipse

Venus adds a touch of euthanasia to Thursday's somber solar eclipse

The Cosmos - A trainwreck astrological alignment straddles the Cosmos this Thursday when the Sun, Moon and Venus all pile into Scorpio triggering a solar eclipse in the Zodiac's Sign of Death. Skywatchers liken the aspect to a morphine/cocaine hig...
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Funny story: "Thank God It's Monday" is the new Credo of Republican Party

"Thank God It's Monday" is the new Credo of Republican Party

The Republican Party has come out with a new spinoff, the "Thank God It's Monday" cry, which will be present for at least a little while, until they get something going in the way of good PR and also, put a muzzle on those hideous talking heads at FO...
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Funny story: Can The United States Just Say No To Ebola?

Can The United States Just Say No To Ebola?

While the United States prevents members of Al Qaeda, Taliban, ISIL, Boko Haram and Khorasan, as well as British cooking goddess Nigella Lawson, from entering the country, why can't travelers from Ebola stricken nations in West Africa - Nigeria, Sene...
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Funny story: Obama Names Honkie Ebola Czar

Obama Names Honkie Ebola Czar

BILLINGSGATE FLASH ALERT: Creating yet another racial firestorm, President Obama announced today the coronation of Ron Klain as Ebola czar. Bypassing black supernumeraries, such as Jesse Jackson and His Holiness, Al Sharpton, this appointment has r...
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Funny story: 'Get well' cards speeding the spread of Ebola, CDC warns

'Get well' cards speeding the spread of Ebola, CDC warns

Washington - A new study by the Centers for Disease Control has found that the common "get well" card is the leading carrier of the deadly Ebola virus. The government health agency has issued emergency usage guidelines in response. "Your typical g...
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Funny story: Joe Biden Apologizes to Erdogan of Turkey, Aragorn - Son of Arathorn

Joe Biden Apologizes to Erdogan of Turkey, Aragorn - Son of Arathorn

Washington, D.C. - Ever the one with his foot in his mouth, Vice President Joe Biden seems to be on an apology tour himself lately. Earlier this week, Mr. Biden was forced to apologize to the leader of Turkey, President Erdogan, after stating that Tu...
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Funny story: Scamatology Now Has More Lawsuits Than Members

Scamatology Now Has More Lawsuits Than Members

Clearly Criminal, FL In a situation not thought to have ever happened before, the latest lawsuit against Scamatology's "drug rehab" unit puts the amount of lawsuits more than the actual members of the Church of Scamatology cult. "Everybody wants t...
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Funny story: Victoria's Secret merges with the Secret Service to form… wouldn't you like to know?

Victoria's Secret merges with the Secret Service to form… wouldn't you like to know?

Washington -- Bra and panty emporium Victoria's Secret is combining with the Secret Service to create the most secret organization that the world has ever known. "We are doubly secret, which makes us twice as secret than any other entity in the un...
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Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un Has Ebola Virus

North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un Has Ebola Virus

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, who made his first public appearance since 3 September earlier today, is said have contracted the deadly Ebola virus. North Korea's official news agency, KCNA says that Mr Kim "very likely" caught the disease from...
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Funny story: Obama Decides to Import Deadly Communicable Diseases

Obama Decides to Import Deadly Communicable Diseases

WASHINGTON D.C. - President Obama spoke to his advisers about a new plan to import deadly communicable diseases. "We can import people with highly contagious, deadly diseases to reduce the population of America to improve the economy" he said.
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Funny story: New CDC Alert Provides Election Day Strategy

New CDC Alert Provides Election Day Strategy

Washington - The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have issued an urgent advisory, calling on Americans to wash their hands carefully after voting in this year's midterm elections. The procedure is called the Pontius Pilate Gambit, af...
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Funny story: Stoned NFL Referee Sets Record For Calling the Most Fouls on One Play

Stoned NFL Referee Sets Record For Calling the Most Fouls on One Play

David slew Goliath with a slingshot, Samson killed a thousand men with the jawbone of a jackass and Guy Fawkes learned that attempting to blow up the House of Lords was probably not such a good idea after all. On Sunday, these men's feats were sur...
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Funny story: Team Loses "Must Win" Game, Decides Just "Screw It" For The Rest Of The Season

Team Loses "Must Win" Game, Decides Just "Screw It" For The Rest Of The Season

The Topeka Grizzlies, a semi pro football team, has just decided to forget about the remaining 6 games and concentrate on their day jobs and families, a spokesman for the team said yesterday. The team, which was 1-3 in the Midwest Central Leagu...
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Funny story: Bashar Assad Writes Thank You Letter to United States, Britain and Turkey

Bashar Assad Writes Thank You Letter to United States, Britain and Turkey

Today the White House released a letter that arrived a few days ago, and after clearing a mysterious white powder from the envelope, the enclosed apparent letter from Bashar Assad was found: Dear Mostly Finks and Bastards, I want to send my heart felt (or maybe it was just gas) warmest thanks for helping us with I-SIS. Here to fore I thought you bastards didn't like me for some reason. Oh I...
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Funny story: Obama, Putin, Stalin - Historical Revisionists

Obama, Putin, Stalin - Historical Revisionists

WASHINGTON - Revisionist history is to be understood as a consciously falsified or distorted interpretation of the past to serve partisan or ideological purposes in the present. The prime example of this kind of history is the Soviet Union under J...
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Funny story: Republicans Use Hitler's Mein Kamph

Republicans Use Hitler's Mein Kamph

"WASHINGTON With four weeks to go before the midterm elections, Republicans have made questions of how safe we are - from disease, terrorism or something unspoken and perhaps more ominous - central in their attacks against Democrats," says today's N...
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Funny story: CRISIS Rebels Rock Tinsel Town

CRISIS Rebels Rock Tinsel Town

The Los Angeles based separatist group, Celebrities Reaching for Identity, Scientology and an Independent State (CRISIS) announced via Twitter yesterday that the celebrity-rich coastal suburb of Pacific Palisades has seceded from the City of Los Ange...
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Funny story: Jihadis' apocalyptic end-of-days HQ of Dabiq sitting on 'Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch' sinkhole say Wiccans

Jihadis' apocalyptic end-of-days HQ of Dabiq sitting on 'Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch' sinkhole say Wiccans

Dabiq - A World Council of Wicca elder has written to Islamic State bigwigs about their adherents flocking to the Syrian border personality town of Dabiq scene of an ancient 7th century Sunni prophecy about Judgement Day. Mother Superior says she...
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Funny story: Obama Coalition Against ISIS Is A Farce

Obama Coalition Against ISIS Is A Farce

As ISIS fighters seemed ready to take the town of Kobani on the Turkish border, Kurdish opposition said they were running out of ammunition. "Gee, that's too bad," said U.S. Secretary of Defense, Chuck Hegel. " I guess President Obama's coaliti...
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Funny story: Brit security services using construction tower cranes to spy on wannabe IS jihadis says Director Comey

Brit security services using construction tower cranes to spy on wannabe IS jihadis says Director Comey

New York - The CEO of the FBI has praised an innovative UK surveillance program that tracks potential terrorists with spyware fixed to high-rise construction cranes following the arrest of four suspected jihadis in London. "Of course we sold them...
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Funny story: New Terrorist Group "SHAZAAM" Says ISIS is for Punks!

New Terrorist Group "SHAZAAM" Says ISIS is for Punks!

An even more violent and ruthless terrorist group "Shazaam" released a video today calling ISIS members "Punks" and "Pussy Boys". The twenty minute video showed the groups leader, tearing off the head of a captured ISIS fighter and then eating s...
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Funny story: Future of Church of Scamatology Uncertain as Leader Davy Makemerich Beats Himself Up

Future of Church of Scamatology Uncertain as Leader Davy Makemerich Beats Himself Up

Clearly Criminal, FL Church of Scamatology leader was admitted to the hospital in serious condition today as a result of a beating he received from himself. Makemerich, widely known as "Wee Davy" for his diminutive stature, had been in the habit o...
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