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Funny story: Prime Minister Trudeau announces, "We're building a wall on our southern border."

Prime Minister Trudeau announces, "We're building a wall on our southern border."

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced his plan to build a wall on the southern border with the United States today. "With the prospect of a Trump Presidency becoming more likely, and the announced intentions of many Liberal American D...
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Funny story: Zombie Dentist Claims Ted Cruz's Bite Worse Than His Bark

Zombie Dentist Claims Ted Cruz's Bite Worse Than His Bark

BILLINGSGATE POST: Confused? Never heard of a Zombie dentist? Never mind. It makes no difference. Dr. Wichita Sleaze, one of the first dentists in Kansas to specialize in Zombie Maxillofacial Surgery, published an article in Dentistry Legends,...
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Funny story: "Boy George" Trump, The Forgotten Son

"Boy George" Trump, The Forgotten Son

As his campaign attempts to humanize Donald Trump with appearances by his family, one member, George Robert Trump, is conspicuously absent. We caught up with the 45 year old "Boy George" Trump in Santa Fe, New Mexico, where he's lived for the las...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Wants To Date Fetus

Donald Trump Wants To Date Fetus

In a bizarre and creepy statement, candidate Donald Trump said he would be dating a supermodel's daughter if he were not married. The only trouble is the "young woman" in question is the as yet to be born daughter of supermodel Taylor Kirsten. Wha...
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Funny story: Hillary Will Gorilla Glue Bill's Testicles To Bed Frame

Hillary Will Gorilla Glue Bill's Testicles To Bed Frame

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a question and answer session yesterday, Hillary was asked by a young lady from Gilroy, California how she was going to prevent Slick Willie from having an amorous rendezvous with another nubile intern like Monica Lewinsky once...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Dead

Donald Trump Dead

In what must be the most shocking news imaginable for many people in the United States of America, it has, this morning, been reported that Illinois road cleaning operative, Don Trump, has been killed in a horrific road accident whilst minding his ow...
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Funny story: Famous Couples Rival Ted Cruz and Carly

Famous Couples Rival Ted Cruz and Carly

In the world of entertainment politics, Ted Cruz continues to clear every room he enters. We have seen Ted Cruz lookalikes everywhere we turn nowadays, and the idea is not comforting. Recently, Jerry Springer brought forth a woman who looks like s...
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Funny story: Canadian Ted Cruz Called Lucifer In The Flesh

Canadian Ted Cruz Called Lucifer In The Flesh

While the last best hope of stopping Donald Trump's run for the White House was defined as "Lucifer in the flesh," by former House Majority leader John Boehner, Mr. Boehner added, (as though calling him 'Lucifer in the flesh' wasn't bad enough) "He'...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz Attempts to Steal Donald Trump's Thunder by Selecting Failed CEO as His VP Candidate

Ted Cruz Attempts to Steal Donald Trump's Thunder by Selecting Failed CEO as His VP Candidate

Washington-After a miserable showing in this week's primary elections, the Cruz campaign decided that the best way to stop a failed businessman from becoming the Republican nominee was to sign-on a failed businesswoman as his pick for Vice President.
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Funny story: Is Free Pizza Making Candidates Fat?

Is Free Pizza Making Candidates Fat?

Apparently, Ohio Governor John Kasich, running for the Republican nomination of president, is just a fellow who can't say 'no' to a platter of food anywhere or anytime. During one sitting at a New York restaurant, the governor ate: two plates of...
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Funny story: In-Depth Analysis of Kim Jong-Un: If He Has A Bad Hair Day He Launches A Missle

In-Depth Analysis of Kim Jong-Un: If He Has A Bad Hair Day He Launches A Missle

New revelations from servants within North Korea who served the ruling Kim family, revealed that Kim Jong-Un, rotund dictator of North Korea, launches missiles whenever he is having a bad day. This magazine did an investigation. 1. Kim Jong-Un succeeds his dad as dictator in North Korea in December of 2011. Four months later in April, the North Koreans launch a satellite that veers off course.
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Funny story: Obama and Putin witness Keshe's invisible spaceship

Obama and Putin witness Keshe's invisible spaceship

M.T. Keshe, one of the world's leading scientists, finally presented his long awaited plasma spaceship in Dubai on April 21st in front of an audience of around 500.000 international attendants. Among them was a celebrity VIP group, led by presidents...
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Funny story: North Korean Olympic Track Team Outruns Security to Escape Across Border

North Korean Olympic Track Team Outruns Security to Escape Across Border

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil During the third day after their arrival at the Olympic Village, the entire North Korean track team took off on their latest trial run and never stopped until they reached a foreign border. Some went to Uruguay, some to Paragua...
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Funny story: Sanders: Will You Hurry Up and Indict Hillary Already?

Sanders: Will You Hurry Up and Indict Hillary Already?

Tonight's Democratic primaries have brought more big victories for president-in-waiting Hillary Clinton, with Bernie Sanders winning only one state, Rhode Island. Because of recent losses, the Sanders campaign has admitted that they will be undergoin...
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Funny story: Republicans to Postpone Election Until They Can Get a Candidate that Won't Lose in a Landslide

Republicans to Postpone Election Until They Can Get a Candidate that Won't Lose in a Landslide

Washington, DC The Republican Party admitted that it hadn't a clue on how to get a candidate that could actually win an election for President of the U.S. With recent candidates like John McCain and Mitt Romney that have trouble carrying their home s...
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Funny story: Trump Outlines Financial Plan for Average Americans

Trump Outlines Financial Plan for Average Americans

Donald Trump, self-proclaimed financial wizard, outlined a plan he says that even average Americans can follow to attain what Trump calls "true wealth." "Of course, one wouldn't become as rich as me, but even a small, insignificant person like mos...
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Funny story: Candidates start a new Earth Day competition: being buried alive

Candidates start a new Earth Day competition: being buried alive

New York -- The presidential candidates came face to face with the essence of Earth Day, The five dug their own graves, were covered with soil, and settled down in a contest to see who could last the longest in an embrace wih Mother Earth. "No nee...
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Funny story: 2016 Cinco de Mayo Celebrations Go All Out In Case Of A Trump Ban

2016 Cinco de Mayo Celebrations Go All Out In Case Of A Trump Ban

Twenty six year old Hunter Young of Boulder Colorado doubts that Donald Trump will be president in 2017, but like many in the US, he's planning to make the 2016 Cinco de Mayo celebration a blow out, just in case. Talking to a TS reporter, Young sa...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Confuses HPV with HIV

Donald Trump Confuses HPV with HIV

At a news conference Sunday, Donald Trump confused HPV with HIV and insisted there was a vaccine available to prevent HIV. "Now they want to vaccinate kids as young as twelve years old for HIV, and it's like telling them it's OK to go and have sex...
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Funny story: Kim Jon-Un Edges Out Putin for Biggest Asshole Leader Award

Kim Jon-Un Edges Out Putin for Biggest Asshole Leader Award

In an annual poll taken by Jerk Magazine, the dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong-Un, has beaten out three-time winner Vladimir Putin as the leader who was the biggest asshole in 2015. "Although there were many contenders as usual, Kim Jong-Un was the hands-down winner this year, what with his nuclear threats and missile tests and labor camps and Putin actually doing something people like this y...
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Funny story: New York Man Inducted Into the Alien Abduction Hall of Fame

New York Man Inducted Into the Alien Abduction Hall of Fame

Wayward New York guy, Donald Meanderson, was just inducted into the Alien Abduction Hall of Fame on the planet Zwinkie Meanderson, who is about as predictable as a football bouncing on the grid iron, gained his induction by predictively showing up...
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Funny story: Cruz and Bloomberg Promise a Safer Tomorrow

Cruz and Bloomberg Promise a Safer Tomorrow

Ted Cruz said he is seriously considering Michael Bloomberg as VP if he gets the Republican nomination. "The most important thing to me is that he has family values and is a friend to Israel. Those go hand in hand. If you don't love family and tr...
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Kim Jong-Un Demands Katy Perry Join His Pleasure Squad

Kim says that the US will be sorry if his orders aren't met. He will consider Taylor Swift instead.
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