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Funny story: Clitoris Foundation curbs foreign donors to sex

Clitoris Foundation curbs foreign donors to sex

New York - The wannabe Madam President's charitable organ has been blasted for accepting $$$s from foreign sperm donors mostly with terrible human frights records. Including 'Philosophy of the World' albums by The Shaggs (1969). Rodham-Clitoris...
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Funny story: Obama To Iran - U.S. Frogmen Units Non Negotiable

Obama To Iran - U.S. Frogmen Units Non Negotiable

Washington DC - His negotiations with Iran over its nuclear weapons ambitions already in peril from a Republican controlled Senate, Obama threw a wrench into his own gears today when he offhandedly told reporters that invading Iran with "frog men" is...
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Funny story: Mark Stone can still jerk off

Mark Stone can still jerk off

There was a scary moment in last night's game between the Ottawa Senators and the Montreal Canadiens. Following a PK Subban slash, Ottawa's Mark Stone collapse on the ice, writhing in pain. He promptly left the ice holding his right wrist. "I'm o...
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Funny story: Republican Presidential Candidates Announce Their Rides After Hillary Clinton's Success In Her 'Scooby" Van

Republican Presidential Candidates Announce Their Rides After Hillary Clinton's Success In Her 'Scooby" Van

WASHINGTON, DC - Republican candidates, Mark Rubio, Rand Paul and Ted Cruz held a joint news conference to announce their choices in transportation, after Hillary Clinton's huge media success with her "Scooby" van. Mr. Paul will be driving a 2003...
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Funny story: Obama Tells Grade School Students He Is Not A Tax and Spend Liberal

Obama Tells Grade School Students He Is Not A Tax and Spend Liberal

Charlottesville, NC- President Obama expressed amazement today that his political opponents sometimes call him a "tax and spend liberal." On a visit to an historically segregated, poor performing all black school, the President told students that h...
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Funny story: 'It's Clinton-De Blasio 2016 or all bets are off' NYC Mayor tellls Hillary

'It's Clinton-De Blasio 2016 or all bets are off' NYC Mayor tellls Hillary

New York - NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio will be Hillary Clinton's 2016 running mate according to a secret deal forged by the Reverend Al Sharpton. De Blasio is sitting pretty as a firm 3/1 favorite to become Hillary's slave - ah, Veep! - after pushing...
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Funny story: Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates

Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates

The 2016 Presidential Election is starting out with snail like excitement and colorful shades of gray-toned vibrancy. The Republican Party is beginning to wheel out their musty Presidential hopefuls for the public to gawk at. What is not let out into...
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Funny story: Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash

Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash

Washington, DC -- The Federal Election Commission is distributing a campaign necessity kit to candidates for President of the United States. The multifaceted toolbox is being provided in lieu of cash. The FEC has the task of distributing federal f...
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Funny story: Worlds First Hermaphrodite To Get Double Sex Change

Worlds First Hermaphrodite To Get Double Sex Change

Stockholm Sweden: A 16 year old with ambitious genitalia has been allowed to undergo a "double sex change" operation. According to the doctors the parents couldn't be more proud of their child. They see "he and she" (soon to be she and he) as a t...
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Funny story: Gay Penguin book banned in US!

Gay Penguin book banned in US!

The US library and school authorities have decided to ban a book about gay penguins adopting a child because they feel it is damaging the reputations of penguins locked up in zoos! Similar to being incarcerated in San Quentin prison, where many ma...
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Funny story: Hillary stool samples sent accidentally to Chair of Federal Reserve

Hillary stool samples sent accidentally to Chair of Federal Reserve

Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): It was red feces all round as a two kilo bag of Hillary Clinton's stools was delivered unexpectedly to the desk of Janet Yellen, chair of the Board of Governors of the US Federal Reserve System. An accompanying not...
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Funny story: "I iz runnin for president", Hillary Unveils Lolcat Campaign For president

"I iz runnin for president", Hillary Unveils Lolcat Campaign For president

"I iz runnin for president!" With that short statement posted on Hillary Clinton's Twitter account early Sunday Morning, the former first lady and erstwhile Secretary of State, startled the nation and perhaps the world, not so much because she was ru...
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Funny story: Obama On Castro Handshake, "Too Early To Rub Dicks"

Obama On Castro Handshake, "Too Early To Rub Dicks"

Panama City, Panama - President Obama commented today on shaking hands with Raul Castro, dictator of Cuba, during a ceremony honoring Nelson Mandela. "His grip was firm and manly," Obama said. "It reminded me of one of Michele's handjobs." Oba...
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Funny story: Obama Worried His Evolution On Gay Marriage May Have Been A Spontaneous Genetic Mutation

Obama Worried His Evolution On Gay Marriage May Have Been A Spontaneous Genetic Mutation

Kingston, Jamaica - In a question answer session with Jamaican third and fourth graders at a roadside school, President Obama fielded questions about his own marijuana use, whether he would like a few bong hits for the road, and what prompted his evo...
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Funny story: Rand Paul, "Fits of Inexplicable Rage Not A Problem"

Rand Paul, "Fits of Inexplicable Rage Not A Problem"

Louisville - Republican Presidential Candidate Rand Paul today said he has no "anger issues about women in particular" and his recent anger with female interviewers was "entirely coincidental" and had they been men, he would have "exploded in even gr...
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Funny story: Obama Answers Rastafarian's Question About Legalizing Marijuana

Obama Answers Rastafarian's Question About Legalizing Marijuana

Kingston, Jamaica - President Obama's question and answer session after a speech to students at the University of the West Indies was dominated by marijuana questions. Aides to the President said he expected "one or two" but was taken aback to find...
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Funny story: Massachusetts Freshman Representative Denies Urging "Holding Erections" to Determine Committee Chairmanships

Massachusetts Freshman Representative Denies Urging "Holding Erections" to Determine Committee Chairmanships

Boston - Freshman Congressman Matt Brenner today denied urging "the holding of erections" to determine House leadership positions and apologized to "my female colleagues as well as the many heterosexuals who may have taken offense at me suggesting th...
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Funny story: Republican Turned Democrat Lincoln Chaffe To Challenge Hilary Clinton For Democratic Presidential Nomination

Republican Turned Democrat Lincoln Chaffe To Challenge Hilary Clinton For Democratic Presidential Nomination

Providence, RI - Saying the last thing America needs after eight years of "having a black" in the White House is "a dumb broad who applauds herself when she walks out on stage and never blinks," Lincoln Chaffe of Rhode Island has declared his intenti...
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Funny story: Hillary 'a dead ringer for Zsa Zsa Gabor' following $250,000 facelift

Hillary 'a dead ringer for Zsa Zsa Gabor' following $250,000 facelift

New York - Reconstructive surgeons worked for five hours solid on the bare-faced cheek of the woman destined to be the nation's face. The resulting 'Bride of Clintonstein' special effects are due for their world premiere on Sunday when Hillary Cli...
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Funny story: Rand Paul Says He Respects Bitch Interviewers

Rand Paul Says He Respects Bitch Interviewers

Louisville - Republican Presidential candidate Rand Paul told Megyn Kelly of Fox News that he "loves bitches" and his recent string of testy interviews with women reporters were like "foreplay" and he hoped to later bone both of them. Paul told Kelly...
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Funny story: 75 year-old regular drinker 'vanishes' as guerilla demolition razes historic London pub

75 year-old regular drinker 'vanishes' as guerilla demolition razes historic London pub

London - North London's Jamaican community is gobsmacked after a patron of some 40 years at a North London boozer was declared missing - presumed pissed - when a hysteric pub in Kilburn was suddenly demolished without permission this morning. Jere...
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Funny story: Obama calls Dick Cheney 'worst Vice President ever'

Obama calls Dick Cheney 'worst Vice President ever'

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama called Dick Cheney the 'worst Vice President ever', after former Vice President Dick Cheney said that President Barack Obama is the worst commander in chief the United States has ever had. The former vice presiden...
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Fat Albert Disassociates Himself from Bill Cosby

Most people thought I was just a character made up by Bill Cosby, or maybe just one of his multiple personalities, but I'm real and I'm tired of Cosby telling me I have to remain fat "for my image!"
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