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Funny story: Senator Rand Paul Quarantined After Contracting Ebola

Senator Rand Paul Quarantined After Contracting Ebola

BOWLING GREEN, KY-Libertarian firebrand Rand Paul has apparently contracted Ebola from a virus that was carried all the way to Bowling Green, Kentucky, via La Nina, from Liberia. Paul contracted the deadly virus only days after telling Concord N...
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Funny story: Ebola Czar Quarantined For 21 Days In White House As New Dog Czar

Ebola Czar Quarantined For 21 Days In White House As New Dog Czar

BILLINGSGATE POST: Ron Klain, who was appointed Ebola czar by President Obama last week, has not been seen or heard from since. Rumors regarding his present status abound. Most prominent of the speculative theories is that he has been confined to...
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Funny story: Obama secretly undergoing anti-Ebola shots

Obama secretly undergoing anti-Ebola shots

Washington DC - The President has started a hush-hash course of anti-Ebola therapy involving a dozen daily shots according to White House barman Dru P Weiner. The day begins with a Kahlua cocktail made from Shady Hollow-grown, hand-picked Arabica...
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Funny story: North Korean Dictator and Kirstie Alley to Have Eating Contest

North Korean Dictator and Kirstie Alley to Have Eating Contest

Pyongyang, North Korea Roly-Poly Dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, who admitted he has been having problems with gout, an affliction usually associated with eating lots of rich foods, challenged Scamatologist Kirstie Alley to an eating contest.
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Funny story: Pathogen Rights Groups Protest Ebola Measures

Pathogen Rights Groups Protest Ebola Measures

PULMONATA UNIVERSITY, Oct. 27: Hundreds of representatives of pathogen rights groups converged on Pulmonata University's Granite Square today to voice their opposition to government efforts to stamp out Ebola. Asked to explain her attempts to...
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Funny story: President decides to "have a serious talk" with Ebola virus

President decides to "have a serious talk" with Ebola virus

President Obama announced that he wanted to have a serious conversation with the virus that is wreaking havoc on Western Africa and shows signs of spreading to other parts of the world. In a press conference, he stated that he was never told th...
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Funny story: Obama Calls Putin "A Big Doo-Doo Head"

Obama Calls Putin "A Big Doo-Doo Head"

Washington, DC The world was shocked when President Barack Obama called Russian Premier Vladimir Putin "a big doo-doo head" upon hearing that Putin blamed the United States for the conflict in the Ukraine and Israeli terrorism. "I think it's good...
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Funny story: Police Searching for Mansion In Mounds of Toilet Paper

Police Searching for Mansion In Mounds of Toilet Paper

Wealthy Neighborhood, NY Police today were still searching for a mansion under a mountain of toilet paper. Police had no sure explanation for how the mound of toilet paper got there, but they had received a 911 call stating that there were rich peopl...
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Funny story: ISIS Navy Launches Submarine: A Green Volkswagon

ISIS Navy Launches Submarine: A Green Volkswagon

Vowing to take their fight to all corners of the earth, ISIS today launched their first submarine. The modified 1969 green Volkswagon, nick named the "Luv Bug I" was driven off a beach south of Banyas. Speaking by radio through an interpreter the...
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Funny story: Republicans Announce This Halloween Will Be Scariest Ever

Republicans Announce This Halloween Will Be Scariest Ever

FauX NEWS It was discovered by the Republican Party that Obama has planned the scariest Halloween by, starting with Devil's Night, will recite a litany of reforms and positive legislation that the Republicans have managed to block, stonewall, or outr...
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Funny story: North Korean Leader Tells Dennis Rodman Shocking Secret

North Korean Leader Tells Dennis Rodman Shocking Secret

Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, who has been out of the public eye since early September, made a secret confession to his BFF, Dennis Rodman. "I have become deathly afraid of Halloween and everything that goes with it, like...
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Funny story: Venus adds a touch of euthanasia to Thursday's somber solar eclipse

Venus adds a touch of euthanasia to Thursday's somber solar eclipse

The Cosmos - A trainwreck astrological alignment straddles the Cosmos this Thursday when the Sun, Moon and Venus all pile into Scorpio triggering a solar eclipse in the Zodiac's Sign of Death. Skywatchers liken the aspect to a morphine/cocaine hig...
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Funny story: "Thank God It's Monday" is the new Credo of Republican Party

"Thank God It's Monday" is the new Credo of Republican Party

The Republican Party has come out with a new spinoff, the "Thank God It's Monday" cry, which will be present for at least a little while, until they get something going in the way of good PR and also, put a muzzle on those hideous talking heads at FO...
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Funny story: Can The United States Just Say No To Ebola?

Can The United States Just Say No To Ebola?

While the United States prevents members of Al Qaeda, Taliban, ISIL, Boko Haram and Khorasan, as well as British cooking goddess Nigella Lawson, from entering the country, why can't travelers from Ebola stricken nations in West Africa - Nigeria, Sene...
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Funny story: Obama Names Honkie Ebola Czar

Obama Names Honkie Ebola Czar

BILLINGSGATE FLASH ALERT: Creating yet another racial firestorm, President Obama announced today the coronation of Ron Klain as Ebola czar. Bypassing black supernumeraries, such as Jesse Jackson and His Holiness, Al Sharpton, this appointment has r...
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Funny story: 'Get well' cards speeding the spread of Ebola, CDC warns

'Get well' cards speeding the spread of Ebola, CDC warns

Washington - A new study by the Centers for Disease Control has found that the common "get well" card is the leading carrier of the deadly Ebola virus. The government health agency has issued emergency usage guidelines in response. "Your typical g...
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Funny story: Joe Biden Apologizes to Erdogan of Turkey, Aragorn - Son of Arathorn

Joe Biden Apologizes to Erdogan of Turkey, Aragorn - Son of Arathorn

Washington, D.C. - Ever the one with his foot in his mouth, Vice President Joe Biden seems to be on an apology tour himself lately. Earlier this week, Mr. Biden was forced to apologize to the leader of Turkey, President Erdogan, after stating that Tu...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Adds Petting Zoos to All North Korean Labor Camps

Kim Jong Un Adds Petting Zoos to All North Korean Labor Camps

Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean rotund dictator Kim Jong Un, in an effort to make the labor camps more "cheery," has added petting zoos to all of the labor camps located in North Korea. "My father got executed yesterday but I felt much better...
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Funny story: Victoria's Secret merges with the Secret Service to form… wouldn't you like to know?

Victoria's Secret merges with the Secret Service to form… wouldn't you like to know?

Washington -- Bra and panty emporium Victoria's Secret is combining with the Secret Service to create the most secret organization that the world has ever known. "We are doubly secret, which makes us twice as secret than any other entity in the un...
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Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un Has Ebola Virus

North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un Has Ebola Virus

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, who made his first public appearance since 3 September earlier today, is said have contracted the deadly Ebola virus. North Korea's official news agency, KCNA says that Mr Kim "very likely" caught the disease from...
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Funny story: Obama Decides to Import Deadly Communicable Diseases

Obama Decides to Import Deadly Communicable Diseases

WASHINGTON D.C. - President Obama spoke to his advisers about a new plan to import deadly communicable diseases. "We can import people with highly contagious, deadly diseases to reduce the population of America to improve the economy" he said.
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Funny story: New CDC Alert Provides Election Day Strategy

New CDC Alert Provides Election Day Strategy

Washington - The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have issued an urgent advisory, calling on Americans to wash their hands carefully after voting in this year's midterm elections. The procedure is called the Pontius Pilate Gambit, af...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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