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Funny story: A vast right wing conspiracy was out to get Hillary

A vast right wing conspiracy was out to get Hillary

New York - The former Fist Lady's presidential dreams took a backward plunge today with the re-emergence of missing 1990s FBI 'Filegate' dossiers about her sworn enemies who she successfully smeared during a lifetime's campaigning. Highly sensitiv...
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Funny story: Conservative Group Denounces Political Erectness On College Campuses

Conservative Group Denounces Political Erectness On College Campuses

Washington DC - The American Liberty Foundation, a Conservative Think Tank, issued a press release today calling for an end to "political erectness" on college campuses. The group demanded that any school that suppressed free speech in any way be d...
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Funny story: Huckabee's Challenge to Media - Ask Democrats If They Would Attend A Nude Wedding

Huckabee's Challenge to Media - Ask Democrats If They Would Attend A Nude Wedding

Little Rock, Arkansas - A few days before what he has hinted could be a "rather massive launch" of his 2016 Presidential campaign, Republican Mike Huckabee said he would tell reporters whether or not he would attend a gay wedding as soon as he heard...
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Funny story: More schools to offer breakfast in bed

More schools to offer breakfast in bed

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama signed an Executive Order today, mandating that schools offer breakfast in bed for disadvantaged students. When the school bell rings, many children file into classrooms and open their textbooks. Increasingl...
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Funny story: Obama Makes the Most Devastating Decision Ever!

Obama Makes the Most Devastating Decision Ever!

A surprise announcement by President Barack Obama has set a tidal wave of furious debate and conflict loose all across the United States from Alaska to California. It is the most astonishing decision ever made by any president since Truman's deci...
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Funny story: TV's "The View" Announces 2016 Presidential Bid

TV's "The View" Announces 2016 Presidential Bid

New York, NY - In a rare political move not seen since the early '70's, Rosie Perez released a message via Twitter and Instagram, that her and her colleagues are collectively running a bi-partisan bid for the 2016 White House. "That is, if we don'...
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Funny story: Blue Whale Ejaculates On Greenpeace Rafts Off Sea of Japan

Blue Whale Ejaculates On Greenpeace Rafts Off Sea of Japan

Hokishodo, Japan - It isn't trendy to care about whales these days but that doesn't stop dedicated Greenpeace volunteers from putting themselves between Japanese whaling vessels and the huge sea mammals that are the targets of Japanese harpoons. Thes...
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Funny story: Joe Biden, "I Would Attend A Gay Wedding If I Was Homeless and Starving"

Joe Biden, "I Would Attend A Gay Wedding If I Was Homeless and Starving"

Washington DC - Vice President Joe Biden was stopped yesterday by a group of reporters and asked if he would attend a gay wedding. The Vice President said at first "hell no" and asked reporters if he "looked like some kind of a fag?" The Vice Presid...
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Funny story: Chipotle Snack Gives Hilary Clinton Diahrrea, "America's Roadside Outhouses Need Infusion of Federal Funds"

Chipotle Snack Gives Hilary Clinton Diahrrea, "America's Roadside Outhouses Need Infusion of Federal Funds"

Blanksville, IA - Hilary Clinton is apparently not accustomed to spicy bean based foods and experienced a bout of severe diarrhea that lasted nearly 12 hours following her consumption of a burrito plate special in Iowa. She tweeted each turd to her...
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Funny story: Dollar Store Clerk Shot In Dick

Dollar Store Clerk Shot In Dick

Los Angeles - South Central Los Angeles is no stranger to stray bullets. As many residents in the perennially crime blighted neighborhood can attest, it is the rare bullet that actually hits its intended victim. "Drive by's got a lot of attentio...
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Funny story: Clitoris Foundation curbs foreign donors to sex

Clitoris Foundation curbs foreign donors to sex

New York - The wannabe Madam President's charitable organ has been blasted for accepting $$$s from foreign sperm donors mostly with terrible human frights records. Including 'Philosophy of the World' albums by The Shaggs (1969). Rodham-Clitoris...
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Funny story: Obama To Iran - U.S. Frogmen Units Non Negotiable

Obama To Iran - U.S. Frogmen Units Non Negotiable

Washington DC - His negotiations with Iran over its nuclear weapons ambitions already in peril from a Republican controlled Senate, Obama threw a wrench into his own gears today when he offhandedly told reporters that invading Iran with "frog men" is...
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Funny story: Republican Presidential Candidates Announce Their Rides After Hillary Clinton's Success In Her 'Scooby" Van

Republican Presidential Candidates Announce Their Rides After Hillary Clinton's Success In Her 'Scooby" Van

WASHINGTON, DC - Republican candidates, Mark Rubio, Rand Paul and Ted Cruz held a joint news conference to announce their choices in transportation, after Hillary Clinton's huge media success with her "Scooby" van. Mr. Paul will be driving a 2003...
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Funny story: Obama Tells Grade School Students He Is Not A Tax and Spend Liberal

Obama Tells Grade School Students He Is Not A Tax and Spend Liberal

Charlottesville, NC- President Obama expressed amazement today that his political opponents sometimes call him a "tax and spend liberal." On a visit to an historically segregated, poor performing all black school, the President told students that h...
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Funny story: 'It's Clinton-De Blasio 2016 or all bets are off' NYC Mayor tellls Hillary

'It's Clinton-De Blasio 2016 or all bets are off' NYC Mayor tellls Hillary

New York - NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio will be Hillary Clinton's 2016 running mate according to a secret deal forged by the Reverend Al Sharpton. De Blasio is sitting pretty as a firm 3/1 favorite to become Hillary's slave - ah, Veep! - after pushing...
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Funny story: Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates

Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates

The 2016 Presidential Election is starting out with snail like excitement and colorful shades of gray-toned vibrancy. The Republican Party is beginning to wheel out their musty Presidential hopefuls for the public to gawk at. What is not let out into...
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Funny story: Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash

Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash

Washington, DC -- The Federal Election Commission is distributing a campaign necessity kit to candidates for President of the United States. The multifaceted toolbox is being provided in lieu of cash. The FEC has the task of distributing federal f...
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Funny story: Worlds First Hermaphrodite To Get Double Sex Change

Worlds First Hermaphrodite To Get Double Sex Change

Stockholm Sweden: A 16 year old with ambiguous genitalia has been allowed to undergo a "double sex change" operation. According to the doctors the parents couldn't be more proud of their child. They see "he and she" (soon to be she and he) as a t...
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Funny story: Gay Penguin book banned in US!

Gay Penguin book banned in US!

The US library and school authorities have decided to ban a book about gay penguins adopting a child because they feel it is damaging the reputations of penguins locked up in zoos! Similar to being incarcerated in San Quentin prison, where many ma...
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Funny story: Hillary stool samples sent accidentally to Chair of Federal Reserve

Hillary stool samples sent accidentally to Chair of Federal Reserve

Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): It was red feces all round as a two kilo bag of Hillary Clinton's stools was delivered unexpectedly to the desk of Janet Yellen, chair of the Board of Governors of the US Federal Reserve System. An accompanying not...
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Funny story: "I iz runnin for president", Hillary Unveils Lolcat Campaign For president

"I iz runnin for president", Hillary Unveils Lolcat Campaign For president

"I iz runnin for president!" With that short statement posted on Hillary Clinton's Twitter account early Sunday Morning, the former first lady and erstwhile Secretary of State, startled the nation and perhaps the world, not so much because she was ru...
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Funny story: Obama On Castro Handshake, "Too Early To Rub Dicks"

Obama On Castro Handshake, "Too Early To Rub Dicks"

Panama City, Panama - President Obama commented today on shaking hands with Raul Castro, dictator of Cuba, during a ceremony honoring Nelson Mandela. "His grip was firm and manly," Obama said. "It reminded me of one of Michele's handjobs." Oba...
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97% of Climatologists Fudged Data, Proven Wrong

As scientific fraud of massive proportions is unraveled, climatologists all over the world 'feel the heat'. "Even the NASA photographs of the Earth's poles were doctored," said an investigator.
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