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Funny story: Mayo Clinic study:72% of men who hate Hillary Clinton diagnosed with PE (Pussy Envy)

Mayo Clinic study:72% of men who hate Hillary Clinton diagnosed with PE (Pussy Envy)

Mayo Clinic revealed a new study this morning which found that 72% of the men who claimed to literally hate Hillary Clinton were afflicted with PE (pussy envy). Dr. T. J. McCorkle, spokesman for the clinic, stated that the syndrome was similar to...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Disputes Recently Leaked Medical Diagnosis

Hillary Clinton Disputes Recently Leaked Medical Diagnosis

Des Moines, IA - Surrounded by retards, Hillary Clinton told reporters she disagreed strongly with the findings of a team of Doctors that she was mentally retarded. "I am not retarded at all," she said. "These people behind me are." Clinton as...
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Funny story: Hemorrhoid Piercings: The Deadly Trend Sweeping America!

Hemorrhoid Piercings: The Deadly Trend Sweeping America!

Los Angeles, CA - Humans, much like gorillas: are interested, influenced, and educated by viewing recordings of their own species copulating on monitors. Humans love pornography and it influences the sex practices they engage in. Unless the last porn...
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Funny story: President Obama Orders National Weather Service to Build Climatron

President Obama Orders National Weather Service to Build Climatron

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama issued an Executive Order Tuesday, directing the National Weather Service to build the Climatron. The Climatron will control the climate and will be operated by the Vice President of the United States. Opera...
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Funny story: President Obama Proposes Building 10,000 Mile Dike To Protect USA From Climate Change

President Obama Proposes Building 10,000 Mile Dike To Protect USA From Climate Change

WASHINGTON, DC - This morning, President Obama proposed utilizing the USA's military to build a dike around the lower 48 states, combating climate change. The dike would be approximately 10,000 miles long and would be 6 inches tall, preventing ris...
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Funny story: Mole Removed from God's Ass Turns Out to Be the Republican Party

Mole Removed from God's Ass Turns Out to Be the Republican Party

HEAVEN--Ohio Governor John Kasich asked this week, concerning his bid for the presidency in 2016, "[T]he most important thing is, what does the Lord want me to do with my life?" This statement came only weeks after Ted Cruz announced his bid for th...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton To British Tourist, "Hopefully We Can Rodger One Day When I'm President"

Hillary Clinton To British Tourist, "Hopefully We Can Rodger One Day When I'm President"

Littleton, Iowa - Continuing her van tour of Iowa in anticipation of her uncontested caucus victory many months from now, Hillary Clinton answered questions from everyday Americans about topics of concern to them. "I'm here to listen," Clinton tol...
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Funny story: Hillary Battles Elizabeth Warren For Rodent Supremacy: Chipmunk Cheek War

Hillary Battles Elizabeth Warren For Rodent Supremacy: Chipmunk Cheek War

BILLINGSGATE POST: Which candidate has the cutest chipmunk cheeks? Although Hillary looks more like an adorable rodent than Elizabeth, both have faces that seem a little squirrely to the casual observer. In anatomical terms it is called having "buc...
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Funny story: Ronald McDonald announces intent to run for President

Ronald McDonald announces intent to run for President

Adding to the growing list of franchise names running for President, Ronald McDonald announced his campaign for the highest office in the land. When asked why he would make such a move, the clown responded, "I figured with the other candidates tha...
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Funny story: Micheal Jordan Orders a Fleet of Lamborghini Golf Carts

Micheal Jordan Orders a Fleet of Lamborghini Golf Carts

Jupiter, Florida - If you only know two things about Micheal Jordan, it's that he likes to play basketball, and that he likes to play golf - and he likes to do both of these things, very fast! Since retiring from the basketball world, Micheal Jor...
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Funny story: Iowans to Clinton, "Give Us Money For Not Growing Corn"

Iowans to Clinton, "Give Us Money For Not Growing Corn"

Des Moines, IA - Continuing her van tour of Iowa, Democratic Presidential Candidate Hilary Clinton told a table full of everyday Americans that "she heard their concerns." "If I could sum up what all of you said, you want to stop working and enjoy...
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Funny story: Florida Stands It's Ground

Florida Stands It's Ground

While Indiana Navy veterans have been hand wringing over whether or not the Religious Freedom Restoration Act/[S.B.568] would include past youthful indiscretions at sea; some eye-popping legislative initiatives in Florida have slipped right through t...
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Funny story: A vast right wing conspiracy was out to get Hillary

A vast right wing conspiracy was out to get Hillary

New York - The former Fist Lady's presidential dreams took a backward plunge today with the re-emergence of missing 1990s FBI 'Filegate' dossiers about her sworn enemies who she successfully smeared during a lifetime's campaigning. Highly sensitiv...
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Funny story: Conservative Group Denounces Political Erectness On College Campuses

Conservative Group Denounces Political Erectness On College Campuses

Washington DC - The American Liberty Foundation, a Conservative Think Tank, issued a press release today calling for an end to "political erectness" on college campuses. The group demanded that any school that suppressed free speech in any way be d...
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Funny story: Huckabee's Challenge to Media - Ask Democrats If They Would Attend A Nude Wedding

Huckabee's Challenge to Media - Ask Democrats If They Would Attend A Nude Wedding

Little Rock, Arkansas - A few days before what he has hinted could be a "rather massive launch" of his 2016 Presidential campaign, Republican Mike Huckabee said he would tell reporters whether or not he would attend a gay wedding as soon as he heard...
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Funny story: More schools to offer breakfast in bed

More schools to offer breakfast in bed

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama signed an Executive Order today, mandating that schools offer breakfast in bed for disadvantaged students. When the school bell rings, many children file into classrooms and open their textbooks. Increasingl...
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Funny story: Obama Makes the Most Devastating Decision Ever!

Obama Makes the Most Devastating Decision Ever!

A surprise announcement by President Barack Obama has set a tidal wave of furious debate and conflict loose all across the United States from Alaska to California. It is the most astonishing decision ever made by any president since Truman's deci...
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Funny story: TV's "The View" Announces 2016 Presidential Bid

TV's "The View" Announces 2016 Presidential Bid

New York, NY - In a rare political move not seen since the early '70's, Rosie Perez released a message via Twitter and Instagram, that her and her colleagues are collectively running a bi-partisan bid for the 2016 White House. "That is, if we don'...
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Funny story: Blue Whale Ejaculates On Greenpeace Rafts Off Sea of Japan

Blue Whale Ejaculates On Greenpeace Rafts Off Sea of Japan

Hokishodo, Japan - It isn't trendy to care about whales these days but that doesn't stop dedicated Greenpeace volunteers from putting themselves between Japanese whaling vessels and the huge sea mammals that are the targets of Japanese harpoons. Thes...
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Funny story: Joe Biden, "I Would Attend A Gay Wedding If I Was Homeless and Starving"

Joe Biden, "I Would Attend A Gay Wedding If I Was Homeless and Starving"

Washington DC - Vice President Joe Biden was stopped yesterday by a group of reporters and asked if he would attend a gay wedding. The Vice President said at first "hell no" and asked reporters if he "looked like some kind of a fag?" The Vice Presid...
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Funny story: Conjoined Twins Come Clean

Conjoined Twins Come Clean

Fort Wayne, IN: Mindi and Bindy rose to fame 5 years ago after the biography and accompanying documentary (Eye to Eye; The Only Way to See It) gave hope to millions of able bodied people who realized how much worse their lives could be. In the expose...
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Funny story: Chipotle Snack Gives Hilary Clinton Diahrrea, "America's Roadside Outhouses Need Infusion of Federal Funds"

Chipotle Snack Gives Hilary Clinton Diahrrea, "America's Roadside Outhouses Need Infusion of Federal Funds"

Blanksville, IA - Hilary Clinton is apparently not accustomed to spicy bean based foods and experienced a bout of severe diarrhea that lasted nearly 12 hours following her consumption of a burrito plate special in Iowa. She tweeted each turd to her...
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News Media Will Only Report on Women Not Raped by Cosby

There are now so many Bill Cosby rape accusers that a new one is no longer news; what is news is a woman he hasn't drugged or raped.
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