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Saturday, 3 October 2009

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How Your Computer May Be Attacked

Breaking news from our London office indicates that internet surfers looking to view naked videos of the hot ESPN presenter, Erin Andrews, are likely to catch a lot more than an eyeful of skin.

Our research reveals that over 90% of internet sites purporting to show Erin Andrews naked come with a virus which will attack your computer.

Some of these sites are operated by Nigerian con-men who will empty your bank account faster than Usain Bolt over ten metres. Others will infect your computer with a virus so virulent that your screen will weep real tears, your keyboard won't be able to stop sneezing, and your mouse will have a temperature of 103.

Should this occur, the only course of action open to you is to throw a bucket of icy water over your computer.

Make no mistake about this. It will fuck up your computer forever.

But it will stop the virus in its tracks.

We strongly recommend that you do not, ever, under any circumstances, conduct an internet search for nude footage of Erin Andrews.

It can only end in tears.

This has been a public information posting by Skoob1999

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