Amy Winehouse's boob job may be old news to seasoned hacks, but for gay papparazzi member Johnson Love III a spot of overexposure has led to sleepless nights, tremours, and bouts of delerium.
Johnson's ordeal began two nights ago when he went off to snap the 'Back To Black' singer at another bloody awards ceremony.
"It was horrible," Johnson told us. "This harridan was tattooed like a trucker and swore like a trooper. I could have lived with that, but she suffered wardrobe failure and her plastic puppies were exposed for all the world to see. That was just too much."
We were somewhat confused as to why anybody wouldn't want to eyeball a large pair of puppies, plastic or otherwise, but Johnson Love III was adamant:
"I may be a raving queen," he told us. "But I can appreciate a bonny pair of baps as much as any straight guy. I just have no desire to meddle with them in any way. The thing is that I found Amy's new £35,000 enhancement job repulsive. They didn't look, or act naturally. It was like somebody had glued two tupperware dishes on her chest. It was horrible."
A spokesman for Amy told us that he couldn't understand what all the fuss was about as her boob implants really were tupperware dishes.
When we called Johnson Love III for a further comment we were told by the person who answered the phone that he couldn't speak to us as he was having a fag.
More Tupperware Tit Related Twattery As We Get it.