Funny story: Saw Kristen With Her Knickers Down

Saw Kristen With Her Knickers Down

The stars of the Twilight movies are becoming a little like the characters they portray in that they can no longer get about as others do. "Once you get well-known as a character", stated Taylor Lautner in an exclusive interview with me, "It's lik...
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Funny story: First brain extension operation a complete success

First brain extension operation a complete success

The first brain extension operation has been hailed a complete success by Dr David Brown who works part-time as a GP in Somerset. He was asked to carry out the procedure by two accountants who'd come to look over his books. He said he hadn't pla...
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Funny story: The Swiss Government To Roman Polanski: Bail!? Are You Effen Kidding Us?

The Swiss Government To Roman Polanski: Bail!? Are You Effen Kidding Us?

ZURICH, Switzerland - The Swiss judge who is handling the Roman Polanski arrest case, Judge Ruti Schaffhausen, has come out and told Roman Polanski's attorney Burgdorf Zingen that not only is he denying his client bail, but he will also be imposing a...
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Funny story: Adult Entertainment Magnate Makes Bid For Family-Friendly Outfit

Adult Entertainment Magnate Makes Bid For Family-Friendly Outfit

In the midst of a flailing entertainment market, corporate financial concerns and recent management reorganization, the Malt Risley corporation (famous for its family friendly musical cartoon movies), may be "entertaining" the possibility of a merger...
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Funny story: "Bag of Bones" Found Alongside M5: Coppers Seek Whereabouts of Victoria Beckham!

"Bag of Bones" Found Alongside M5: Coppers Seek Whereabouts of Victoria Beckham!

London,Uk/ Scotland Yard/Interpol Missing Persons Bulletin/Amber Alert - Law enforcement officials at Interpol and Scotland Yard were working feverishly reviewing reams of film from area spy cameras after 'a bag of bones' was found just off the break...
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Funny story: Rwandan genocide expert caught machetting a "Tootsie Queen!"

Rwandan genocide expert caught machetting a "Tootsie Queen!"

Long ater the Rwandan genocidal massacres police in Tutsi land have arrested a main suspect caught bludgening a Tootsy Queen with a machete! "SQUELCH" The suspect, a well known "Homophobiac" in the region was only caught very blood "red-handed" af...
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Funny story: Vancouver Canucks Roberto Luongo bitten by the captaincy jinx

Vancouver Canucks Roberto Luongo bitten by the captaincy jinx

GM PLACE, VANCOUVER, BC: Game 3 into the season and Roberto Luongo the greatest goalie (?) has delivered Vancouver Canucks fans another big fat duck's egg. The thud of disappointment felt after yesterday's game was akin to the last 2 playoff sea...
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Funny story: Rio De Janeiro Financially Forced From 2016 Olympics, Now To Be Held In Bear Waller, Kentucky

Rio De Janeiro Financially Forced From 2016 Olympics, Now To Be Held In Bear Waller, Kentucky

Brazil's most memorial city, which had been losing its luster for decades, gave those who live there hope that the 2016 Olympic Games would help it regain it's lost glory. While its gorgeous beaches have kept Rio De Janeiro among the world's top t...
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Funny story: Blackmailed Letterman alias "Randy Postmen" promises to keep his ZIP-code closed for Oprah!

Blackmailed Letterman alias "Randy Postmen" promises to keep his ZIP-code closed for Oprah!

David "Randy Postman" Letterman has firmly promised his affairs are over and no more surprise packages are waiting in the letterboxes! He's even been joking about licking the "stamps" of his female workforce and stuffing his packages in their open...
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Funny story: New planet found in sock

New planet found in sock

A new planet was found in a man's sock today. It's called Plastron. It's red with some greenish spots on it; the planet not the sock. The sock is a greenish colour, probably used to be black but washed too many times and is faded. It was found in...
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Funny story: Glenn Beck Has Now Offended The Good People Of Britain

Glenn Beck Has Now Offended The Good People Of Britain

LONDON - The BBC is reporting that one of England's largest supermarket chains has just announced that it is removing all of its ads from The Glenn Beck Show. A spokesperson for the huge grocer Gordon Castleshire stated that Beck's anti-Obama comm...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Arrested For Terrorism At Airport

Britney Spears Arrested For Terrorism At Airport

Popular singer Britney Spears has been arrested at the Atlanta Airport after security guards had arrivals pose in front of a full body scan. Britney, who was very upset, sent for her manager who immediately called an attorney. An insider at the...
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Funny story: Limbaugh Predicts US will be destroyed by Asteroid

Limbaugh Predicts US will be destroyed by Asteroid

In a broadcast that took even his most devoted followers by surprise Rush Limbauh predicted today that the United States would be destroyed by an asteroid sometime during Obama's first term in office. Limbaugh proclaimed midway through his daily b...
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Funny story: Pope: "There is nothing in the Bible forbidding dressing up in bubble wrap lingerie and watching internet porn whilst gagging on a Coy Fish"

Pope: "There is nothing in the Bible forbidding dressing up in bubble wrap lingerie and watching internet porn whilst gagging on a Coy Fish"

The Pope has defended the lewd actions of a number of high profile clergy men claiming that they have not broken Church Law with their actions. The Church has been rocked by a smorgasbord of scandals in recent years from child molesting to wide sprea...
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Funny story: Moon To Bomb Earth On Friday

Moon To Bomb Earth On Friday

Washington DC-- The Moon will bomb the Earth on Friday. Targets include the Atlantic Ocean, California, and Illinois. The moon creatures are doing this purely for scientific research. They want to see if their is any moon dust on the Earth, among o...
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Funny story: Obama Taps Biden and Hilary to "Straighten out Afghan Mess!"

Obama Taps Biden and Hilary to "Straighten out Afghan Mess!"

Washington,DC/ Pentagon Update on Leaking Military News - President Obama, no longer thought of as having a decisive intellectual mind, has yet again prolonged making a military decision on Pentagon experts calling for increased US troops on the gro...
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Funny story: Yeast Infections, Not Just for Vaginas Anymore Says Dudley Man!

Yeast Infections, Not Just for Vaginas Anymore Says Dudley Man!

Dudley, UK/ Swine Flu and STI News - Following a slow breaking UK story where a man from Dudley was forced out of his habitat that he had occupied for nigh on 40 years by an odoriferous fanny of a nearby neighbor, public interest in Yeast Infections...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Reveals Roman Polanski's Secret

Amy Winehouse Reveals Roman Polanski's Secret

Roman Polanski, famous French-Polish film director of such noted movies as "Rosemary's Baby" has had a secret from most people for many years and that secret has been blabbed by none other than singer Amy Winehouse. In an exclusive interview by th...
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Funny story: Letterman To Have Roman Polanski As Guest

Letterman To Have Roman Polanski As Guest

CBS has announced that if Roman Polanski is sent to the United States for trial, he has signed a deal to appear on their Late Show with David Letterman. The two will discuss which women are hotter, the experienced or the youngsters. Also, why w...
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Funny story: What Does The DWP Do?

What Does The DWP Do?

Peter, a bright young man who has been seeking employment for almost one year when upon his last regular visit to the JobCentre Plus was told that he had to take any job he was offered or he faces losing his Jobseekers Allowance. Minutes later he...
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Funny story: Dowler cops dredge Princess Diana Fountain

Dowler cops dredge Princess Diana Fountain

London - (Clunkers): A tip-off has sent police frogmen to the Diana, Princess of Wales Mammorial Fountain and its taxpayer-funded duck house. They are looking for the car which may have been part of Milly Dowler's 2002 abduction. The Red Daewoo...
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Funny story: Work Ethics: A brief history of masterbation at work

Work Ethics: A brief history of masterbation at work

Are you familiar with the UK's legal requirement to masturbate at work? That's not surprising. Out of 100 people asked the same question, everyone said 'No'. Also 30 people asked me if I was taking the piss and 12 threatened to beat me up. 3 People actually did beat me up. The 1946 UK Masturbation at Work directive In the mid 1940's it was calculated that masturbation in men accounted for...
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Funny story: Tree loving tree hugger is eaten by trees

Tree loving tree hugger is eaten by trees

The remains of missing UK hippy tree hugger Lesley Mandleson has been found today in the Amazon rainforest where he was attempting fend to off illegal logging by tying himself to trees. Rescue worker Fidel Ramerez said, "Ok, this guy (26, beard) w...
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Funny story: Yes, the next Pope could be a Catholic, says prominent wannabe

Yes, the next Pope could be a Catholic, says prominent wannabe

Vatican - (Crucifiction): A top notch cardinal has caused near schism by claiming the next Pope 'could well be a Catholic'. Nigh on seventy years since Russian fugitive from justice Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin became Hitler's Pope Pius XII the Va...
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Funny story: Hillary Angered Over Lewd Gestures Towards Top-Secret Spy Satellite

Hillary Angered Over Lewd Gestures Towards Top-Secret Spy Satellite

During a press conference Monday, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton admitted that the United States has concrete proof of where Osama might be hiding if the stupid Iraqis, Turds...Kurds and Taliban quit spotting our top secret detailed satellite sho...
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Funny story: Joe Cocker shocker: "I'm the true Prince of Wails!"

Joe Cocker shocker: "I'm the true Prince of Wails!"

LONDON (ABSNN) - In a move that stunned many British Peers, not to mention Charles, Prince of Wales and Heir Apparent to the Throne of the United Kingdom, Queen Elizabeth II dissolved the British Parliament Tuesday morning and recognized rocker, Joe...
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Funny story: Nintendo Re-inventing Pokemon

Nintendo Re-inventing Pokemon

Nintendo is producing it's Next 4 Pokemon RPG games. Next year, Pokemon Heart Gold and Pokemon Soul Silver will be available for purchase. Then as usual the third instalment for the DSi series will be the updated Crystal version but Nintendo and The...
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Funny story: Obama opens mouth to change feet

Obama opens mouth to change feet

WHITE HOUSE (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama, who lately only opens his mouth to change feet, took umbrage at Fox News (this isn't news) this morning saying that the network was "unfair, unbalanced, and unnecessary." "I therefore have signed a...
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Funny story: Pelosi Bill will silence Republicans permanently

Pelosi Bill will silence Republicans permanently

WASHINGTON, DC (ANSNN) - Speaker of the US House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi (D) California, introduced a Bill this morning that would permanently silence all Republican members of congress and prevent them from voting on any bills brought u...
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Funny story: Obama grips Castro's brother in his teeth

Obama grips Castro's brother in his teeth

As previously reported, Obama had threatened to bite 'Now he's done it' "Now he's done it", hissed Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State, to me as I began to take stock of the rapidly developing emergency in the Capital. "He's bitten the wrist of Fidel's brother, what's his name, and he won't let go. Darn, I know that name, I am just too upset!" Hillary then ran off to to talk to the swat...
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Funny story: Swiss Swap Shock: Polanski for Letterman

Swiss Swap Shock: Polanski for Letterman

The Helvetian judicial authorities have offered the U.S. State Department an exchange deal in which Switzerland will extradite Roman Polanski if David Letterman were to be handed over to the Swiss Embassy in Washington for incarceration in Switzerlan...
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Funny story: Largest Dinosaur Discovered in Cumbria

Largest Dinosaur Discovered in Cumbria

The bones from the largest dinosaur ever discovered have turned up in a back garden in Cumbria, England. Ray Dioaktif was planting his strawberry crop ready for next year when his spade hit what at first he thought was a rock, Excavating around th...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson does a Pocahontas-saves Chupacabra from Sarah Palin-Couple wed by Janet Reno

Jessica Simpson does a Pocahontas-saves Chupacabra from Sarah Palin-Couple wed by Janet Reno

PHOENIX, AZ (ABSNN) with Abel Rodriguez on site - Jessica Simpson, possessor of the World's Most Dangerous Vagina, and a member of Sarah Palin's Chupacabra Hunting Expedition, became a Pocahontas of sorts, when she disarmed Palin, and saved the life...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Donny Osmond Apologizes For Acting Gay With Bruno Tonioli

Dancing With The Stars' Donny Osmond Apologizes For Acting Gay With Bruno Tonioli

HOLLYWOOD - Donny Osmond and his partner Kym Johnson finished dancing a fairly decent rumba and then went and stood before the judges to receive their critique. The old codger from England Len Goodman said it was alright. And then the Italian judg...
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Funny story: Michael J. Fox to tour high schools a la 'Scared Straight'

Michael J. Fox to tour high schools a la 'Scared Straight'

ENGLEWOOD, Colorado - According to my source, Betsy Rossatini, Principal of Englewood High School for Autistic Spasmodics, Michael J. Fox begins a nation-wide tour of high schools where he will dramatically reveal the source of his shaking and quakin...
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Funny story: Spoof writers enjoined from attaching mammary glands to stories

Spoof writers enjoined from attaching mammary glands to stories

LONDON, England - According to several TheSpoof.com writers who have come forward, the attachment of mammary glands has been enjoined by the Right Honorable Justice Hairy Titsworth. A plan had developed amoung the authors to milk their sordid sub...
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Funny story: Who is Jenny Slate again?

Who is Jenny Slate again?

LOS ANGELES CA - UPDATE: nobody seems to remember who Jenny Slate is! Nobody cares! She is so saddened by this turn of events, a representative from Sofa King tells me she has starting working there. At least he was 'Sofa King' glad. He is Sofa K...
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Funny story: Arizona tired of California "always borrowing stuff"

Arizona tired of California "always borrowing stuff"

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer expressed dismay at the way she says California "is always mooching stuff off other states in the area." This came just a few days after Arnold Schwarzenegger showed up at the governors mansion in Phoenix and asked if he c...
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