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Thursday, 15 October 2009

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President Obama's shoes which he autographed and gave to Mexican singer Thalia. (Photo courtesy of Shakira).

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama showed that he can get out on the dance floor and salsa with the best of them.

One of Mexico's most popular singers Thalia, 37, was the featured performer at The Latina and Latino Fiesta Fandango Festival which was held at The White House.

Thalia went up to the president's table and grabbed him and led him out to the dance floor where they did a pretty mean salsa.

If the Dancing With The Stars judges had been there, they would have probably given them an 8-6-8 score. The 6 would have been from British Judge Len Goodman, who really needs to get his grouchy old United Kingdom keister on back to England.

The Latina-Latino annual event, which last year was held in Santa Fe, New Mexico, this year drew a crowd of about 9,000.

Other performers who were on the bill included Enrique Iglesias, Paulina Rubio, George Lopez, and Shakira.

The event was the first one under the newly initiated White House For Rent For Festive Events Program. The program was devised by Michelle Obama.

She said that the entire event rental fee, which was $17,000, will be placed into The Michelle Obama White House For Rent For Festive Events Program Fund.

The "First Mama" stated that at the end of each month, the total amount will then be transferred into The Presidential Stimulus Package Program Fund.

She disclosed that as of last Friday, the PSPPF had a total of $7,239,878. Mrs. Obama pointed out that the money is being provided to bank CEO's and presidents so that they do not have to file for bankruptcy.

Mrs. Obama said that it is a two-way street because every bank executive who receives a Presidential Stimulus Package Program check must sign an agreement clause stating that his banking institution will provide loans to members of the president's cabinet at 0% interest.

Rush Limbaugh has supposedly made a remark to the effect that these shenanigans are highly irregular, unethical, and un-American.

When the president was told of Limbaugh's remarks, he just laughed and said, "Now let me be clear on this. Rush "Fat Lard Ass" Limbaugh can kiss the black side of my half-black ass. I am the president of the United States and I approve of this message."

In other news. Signs that the economical crisis is truly world-wide is the fact that the Taliban will be holding a 24-hour "Let's All Chip In For The Taliban" telethon.

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