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Monday, 12 October 2009

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With Monday's prize in economics, all the 2009 Nobel Prizes have been announced. Barack Obama has completed a rare clean sweep of all the Nobels.

The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Barack Obama for bridging racial divides by calling Kanye West a jackass.

The Nobel Prize in Biology/Medicine was awarded to Barack Obama for work on natural methods for eradicating disease carrying insects: specifically, killing a fly live on national television.

The Nobel Prize in Chemistry was awarded to Barack Obama for distinguished work in experimenting with crack cocaine while still in school.

The Nobel Prize for Literature was awarded to Barack Obama for the best-selling book "My Capacity for Dope". In the fall of 2006 it became number one on both the New York Times and Amazon.com bestsellers lists.

The Nobel Prize for Economics was won by Barack Obama and Tony Rezko for seminal work on urban development and campaign finance.

Mr Obama said he was looking forward to the Oscars.

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