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Monday, 12 October 2009

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Above, Heather Trott Prescott

Heather, an Eastenders character, most well known for not telling us she is fat or that John Prescott IS the father of her oversized kid, is finally due to give birth next Tuesday, 20 October 2009.

Apparently, she will give away that Patrick, the Jamaican one, is the godfather, and that John Prescott (the other fatty)is the father. How likely is that. Fat + Fat = A kid?????

Apparently the kid will be called Manuel Uribe Burger King McD KFC Subway Trott Prescott.

The child will not be able to appear on Eastenders due to the crew not being able to find 2 fat enough babies for Manuel's role.

Now it starts to piece up, that is what Boris Johnson had to do in Albert Sq. last week

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