Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name) and his wife Halletta, a pygmy from the Itura Forest in the Congo, have announced the birth of their first child, a son named Jean Pierre Wilson.
"Thank goodness" stated Penis, "The little fella takes after his mother!"
According to Penis, all the pygmies of the Itura Forest are under five feet tall but that most of the men have normal size peckers and that Halletta's father has the biggest pecker in the forest, since her grandfather died.
"He's only one day old and he's got me beat", laughed Penis. "Heck! He had me beat when he came out, pecker first."
Penis, one proud dad, has been requesting that the nurses in the hospital have a small wardrobe malfunction as he points out his son.
"See that big booger, he's mine." Then he passes out cigars which he bought from a sex toy shop in a familiar image.
"Don't worry, he'll grow into it!"
Penis admitted to this reporter that when he was born, HIS dad handed out those little toy penises that hop around the table tops.
But that was then. Now he has his own son. And, he takes after his mother!