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Funny story: (2005) Whatever Happened to Johnny Rotten?

(2005) Whatever Happened to Johnny Rotten?

What happened to the inspirational punk we all know and love that is Johnny Rotten? After the early 1980's he just seemed to disappear and the punk era seemed to come to a close. A recent confession by one-hit wonder Rick Astley has shocked the...
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Funny story: (2008) Miley Cyrus has gay thoughts

(2008) Miley Cyrus has gay thoughts

Pop princess Miley Cyrus has told a magazine that she has had "gay thoughts" in the past. The Hannah Montana star was speaking to respected Gay magazine 'Gloryhole' about live, love and gay stuff. In the interview she says: "The other day wh...
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Funny story: (2008) Paris Hilten Shows Her Pussy Flaps to US Presidential Candidates!

(2008) Paris Hilten Shows Her Pussy Flaps to US Presidential Candidates!

As a part of her 'fake' presidential campaign, Paris Hilten showed of her Pussy Flaps to the real presidential candidates earlier today in a media frenzy that has bored the world. Hilten, best known for going out, getting pissed and generally fuck...
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Funny story: (2005) Rosa Klebb, famous spy, dies at 99

(2005) Rosa Klebb, famous spy, dies at 99

BERKVILLE, Ill. - Rosa Klebb, the former Russian agent who was in charge of assassinations in the 1950s and ‘60s, has died. She was 99.
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Funny story: (2008) Demi's Trainwreck with Meaning Behind Lyrics Revealed

(2008) Demi's Trainwreck with Meaning Behind Lyrics Revealed

Demi Lovato, sixteen, has had a hard time fending off the press lately when now ex-best friend Selena Gomez spilled the beans on the meaning behind the song Trainwreck, a song written by Demi which was released on her debut album, Don't Forget. S...
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Funny story: (2008) Russell Brand 'shagged all five of Andrew Sachs' granddaughters'

(2008) Russell Brand 'shagged all five of Andrew Sachs' granddaughters'

London - (Sassy Ass Mess): Hampstead residents reckon their lothario comedian neighbor Russell Brand 'shagged all five of Andrew Sachs' granddaughters' and not just the eldest, burlesque glamor-dancer Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie. Brand, 33,...
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Funny story: (2009) This Space Intentionally Left Blank

(2009) This Space Intentionally Left Blank

Google has stunned the Internet community by including a comment on their search page which can only be described as a paradox. When the Google search page first opens, the sentence 'This space intentionally left blank' is displayed below the page c...
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Funny story: (2005) Prince Charles and Camilla Buying a House in America

(2005) Prince Charles and Camilla Buying a House in America

The Prince of Wales appears to be even closer to moving to America. A source close to Prince Charles revealed that the Royal Family has purchased a suitable residence for the heir apparent to the throne. Speaking on the condition on anonymity, the so...
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Funny story: (2010) Taylor Swift Says "Two Headlights" About Jakob Dylan

(2010) Taylor Swift Says "Two Headlights" About Jakob Dylan

Taylor Swift says that her song, "Two Headlights" is as real as all her other songs and has nothing to do with her lack of boobs but is a tribute to Jakob and Bob Dylan whom she admires. "I've loved Jakob Dylan's singing for a long time. He has th...
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Funny story: (2007) Gadget Show has only had ONE entry to its phone in competition … so far!

(2007) Gadget Show has only had ONE entry to its phone in competition … so far!

Even though channels 5's Gadget Show has enjoyed growing from its original half hour format to a full one-hour slot, it faces a major problem now. The phone-in competition which has earned it millions of pounds in previous series has become a vic...
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Funny story: (2010) Time traveller in Chaplin's film reveals time travel conspiracy

(2010) Time traveller in Chaplin's film reveals time travel conspiracy

It has come to light that the time traveller spotted in the Charlie Chaplin film of 1928 is the genuine article, and on top of this, a lot of the rebuttals against this being the genuine article are from Time Travellers themselves. A rogue time trave...
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Funny story: (2008) Jonathan Ross actually got into trouble due to his pronunciation

(2008) Jonathan Ross actually got into trouble due to his pronunciation

It has been revealed today that presenter Jonathan Ross actually got himself into his current spot of bother over pronunciation. With 6 million reasons (running to 18 million reasons over 3 years) why he didn't want to resign following his recent...
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Funny story: (2007) Hot New Star Jenny Bigtits mimics Britney Spears & Vanessa Hudgens-Flashes Breasts and Vagina in Porn Debut

(2007) Hot New Star Jenny Bigtits mimics Britney Spears & Vanessa Hudgens-Flashes Breasts and Vagina in Porn Debut

Budding "actress" Jenny Bigtits stopped traffic in Covent gardens today by stripping off to promote her debut movie as a hot new U.K pornstar.
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Funny story: (2007) McCanns "dip into" Madeleine funds for boob jobs

(2007) McCanns "dip into" Madeleine funds for boob jobs

Madeleine McCann's parents used a fund established to help search for the missing girl to pay for plastic surgery and breast enhancement, a family spokesman said on Tuesday.
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Funny story: (2007) No state banquet dins tonight for AWOL Viscount (sic) Linley

(2007) No state banquet dins tonight for AWOL Viscount (sic) Linley

Buckingham Palace - (Narcotic Mess): So-called Vice-Count (sic) Linley, official impersonator of Princess Margaret's son David, has gone into hiding today after being named on countless websites as the 'minor royal' in the sex, drugs & vi...
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Funny story: (2009) Man With World's Smallest Penis Has Son, Thankful He Takes After His Mother!

(2009) Man With World's Smallest Penis Has Son, Thankful He Takes After His Mother!

Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name) and his wife Halletta, a pygmy from the Itura Forest in the Congo, have announced the birth of their first child, a son named Jean Pierre Wilson. "Thank goodness" stated Penis, "The little fella takes after h...
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Funny story: (2009) Monkeys Plan to Radiate NASA Astronauts

(2009) Monkeys Plan to Radiate NASA Astronauts

When the inhabitants of the Monkey House at the Bronx Zoo in New York City learned that NASA planned to radiate monkeys, they decided, "That's it. Enough's enough." "It's an outrage," one monkey commented. "Just because they want to know the e...
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Funny story: (2008) NASA probe impeded as giant UFO mothership guards access to Mars opals cave

(2008) NASA probe impeded as giant UFO mothership guards access to Mars opals cave

Cydonia, Mars - (X-Files Mess): A massive UFO mothership is impeding access to NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter space probe after it found vast deposits of firey opals in the Valles Marineris canyon complex near the Tharsis area of the red planet.
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Funny story: (2007) Royal Knob Polishing Secrets

(2007) Royal Knob Polishing Secrets

The sensational Royal Blackmail Scandal has unmasked one of the oldest traditions of the British Monarchy: Knob Polishing.
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Funny story: (2008) Republicans Proclaim Nov 4th Dia de los Muertos Republicanos

(2008) Republicans Proclaim Nov 4th Dia de los Muertos Republicanos

Arlington National Cemetery, Arlington, VA - The Republican Party has decided to celebrate in anticipation of a massive defeat at the polls on November 4th by proclaiming Election Day 'Day of the Dead Republicans'. "We Republicans don't like...
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Funny story: (2009) Cheryl Cole Is Sick And Tired Of Cheryl Cole Stories

(2009) Cheryl Cole Is Sick And Tired Of Cheryl Cole Stories

Geordie warbler Cheryl Cole is becoming heartily sick and tired of reading ridiculous stories about herself. Cole, 26 or so, has been claimed to have done virtually everything under the sun, from appearing nude to swinging off Blackpool Tower riding...
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Funny story: (2008) Ricky Gervais Panics

(2008) Ricky Gervais Panics

Following the recent 'Manuelgate' scandals that have ripped through the BBC, another issue has raised its repugnant head. Tubby comedian Ricky Gervais has nowhere to appear on TV on a rare Friday Night in, following the suspension of his good fri...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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