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Funny story: (2007) Pregnant Christina Aguilera and Husband Expecting First Baby

(2007) Pregnant Christina Aguilera and Husband Expecting First Baby

Christina Aguilera has announced that she and her husband (whose name is not important as no one remembers it anyway and she only married for his looks) are expecting their first baby. No due date has been announced, but it is guessed that the child...
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Funny story: (2009) Crystal Defanti Points Out Horse Penis on Class Fieldtrip

(2009) Crystal Defanti Points Out Horse Penis on Class Fieldtrip

SACRAMENTO, CA - Teacher Crystal Defanti shocked students of Isabelle Jackson Elementary school today when, on a fieldtrip to a Sacramento, California area farm, she made "highly inappropriate" references to the genitalia and behavior of farm animals...
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Funny story: (2012) The World's Most Famous Pizza Mascot Fired!

(2012) The World's Most Famous Pizza Mascot Fired!

IRVING, Texas - Chuck E. Cheese's mascot, the giant, hideous-looking rodent has been shooed out the front door. After 35 years of being the official spokesrat for one of America's leading children's pizza establishments Chuck E. will join the rank...
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Funny story: (2009) Jordan Chandler to release explicit Jackson video

(2009) Jordan Chandler to release explicit Jackson video

Los Angeles - (ReUterus): For the last sixteen years Jordan Chandler's attorneys have kept locked down explicit home video footage of the thirteen year old and Michael Jackson 'playing doctors and nurses' at Neverland Ranch. But the padlocks are f...
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Funny story: (2008) Gay Nudist Colony Opens

(2008) Gay Nudist Colony Opens

Provo Utah: The National Association of Gay Spouses (NAGS) announced today that a gay nudist colony, "Omega" has opened in this very conservative city.
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Funny story: (2007) Aishwarya Ranked Among The 10 Most Beautiful Women of All Time

(2007) Aishwarya Ranked Among The 10 Most Beautiful Women of All Time

London - (Ass Mess): Vague magazine has ranked Aishwarya Rai one of the Top Ten Living Goddesses of All Time.
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Funny story: (2009) Unknown Life Form in North Carolina Sewer To Perform Nessun Dorma At Michael Jackson Memorial

(2009) Unknown Life Form in North Carolina Sewer To Perform Nessun Dorma At Michael Jackson Memorial

Los Angeles, CA - Youtube sensation Unknown Life Form In North Carolina Sewer has been asked to perform 'Nessun Dorma' at the Michael Jackson Memorial service this coming Tuesday at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. The announcement was made by Jack...
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Funny story: (2009) Katie Price admits she's been well ridden since leaving Peter

(2009) Katie Price admits she's been well ridden since leaving Peter

The Katie Price/Peter Andre saga moves on yet another step with the admission by Katie Price that she has had some really good rides since her split, or to give its official title, 'publicity stunt', from Peter André. In a frank interview with a m...
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Funny story: (2010) Steven Gerrard Issues Full Statement

(2010) Steven Gerrard Issues Full Statement

In a hastily convened press conference from Steven Gerrard's temporary home at a hotel in Southport, Steven Gerrard, England and Liverpool captain met with reporters and issued a formal statement in response to the flurry of internet rumours which ha...
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Funny story: (2007) Sharapova on-court grunting 'louder than orgasm'

(2007) Sharapova on-court grunting 'louder than orgasm'

Wimbledon - (Ass Mess): The Lawn Tennis Association has warned tennis ace Maria Sharapova that her unbridled on-court grunting, shrieking and panting is excessive after TV viewers complained that she is making more noise than porno movie actresses fe...
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Funny story: (2007) Catherine Tate Is New Doctor Who

(2007) Catherine Tate Is New Doctor Who

According to news released in the last hour, comedienne Catherine Tate is to be the new Doctor Who. She will take up the role after the current Doctor, David Tennant, is killed-off in the Christmas e...
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Funny story: (2007) Ron Paul Supporters Storm White House!

(2007) Ron Paul Supporters Storm White House!

ABS News Agency. July 4, 2007 - ABS News has just learned that thousands of Ron Paul supporters have stormed the White House, briefly taken it over, and interrogated Vice President Dick Cheney. After the interrogation, Cheney, along with Karl Rove a...
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Funny story: (2007) Britney Spears In Rain Storm: Gets Wet

(2007) Britney Spears In Rain Storm: Gets Wet

Pop icon Britney Spears had a rather mortal moment today when she was caught in a rain storm outside Pittsburgh today. The singer got quite wet as she did not have an umbrella with her.
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Funny story: (2007) Schoolgirl panty war over!

(2007) Schoolgirl panty war over!

July'07: Yesterday it was announced in the capitals of the U.S and Japan by the trade ministers of both countries that the crippling tarrif war over used schoolgirl panties is over.
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Funny story: (2007) The '70s psychedelic rock group, Pink Floyd, endorses Mitt Romney for President 2008; 'Seamus' the family flying dog the cause?

(2007) The '70s psychedelic rock group, Pink Floyd, endorses Mitt Romney for President 2008; 'Seamus' the family flying dog the cause?

Washington, D.C. Mitt Romney won a surprising endorsement from the 1970s psychedelic rock group, Pink Floyd, when they announced today that they would be urging their fan base to support the Romney for President Election 2008 Campaign effort with vol...
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Funny story: (2009) Chinese Hackers Corner Market On Jackson Staples Center Tickets

(2009) Chinese Hackers Corner Market On Jackson Staples Center Tickets

Beijing, China - Chinese-based internet hackers have cornered the market on tickets to the Staples Center Jackson Memorial show and there's nothing anyone can do about it. This is the message given the media from the Los Angeles police. Although...
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Funny story: (2008) 'Pregnant Man' Thomas Beatie to sell newborn for $1 million

(2008) 'Pregnant Man' Thomas Beatie to sell newborn for $1 million

Thomas Beatie, the 34-year-old delusional attention-whore who made international headlines and a six-figure book deal by reporting himself as 'a pregnant man' on the Oprah show, has now listed his newborn on eBay with a starting bid of $50, 0...
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Funny story: (2011) Pamela Anderson has the boobs and bum of a 22 year old, she's 44!

(2011) Pamela Anderson has the boobs and bum of a 22 year old, she's 44!

Pamela Anderson has modelled her latest collection of very sexy undies herself and astonished the world because her boobs and bum are those of a 22 year-old and she's just turned 44! Pam has had a pretty raunchy life ever since she left the Baywat...
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Funny story: (2004) John Kerry Announces VEEP

(2004) John Kerry Announces VEEP

Presidential hopefull John Kerry announced today that his pick for his Vice President would be none other then current President George Bush. Asked to explain his pick, Kerry told reporters that since his and President Bush's policies are so clo...
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Funny story: (2009) Sarah Palin - Iceberg Scandal Reflects Poorly On CIA

(2009) Sarah Palin - Iceberg Scandal Reflects Poorly On CIA

Vancouver, BC - Officials from both Russia and Canada are meeting in Vancouver to try to figure out a way of preventing that silly little person, Sarah Palin, from ever getting out of Alaska again. It is not clear if they are working on the advic...
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Funny story: (2008) Unexpected Item in Bagging area

(2008) Unexpected Item in Bagging area

The popularity of self serve checkouts has been confirmed in a survey conducted by Tesco's this week. Shoppers welcomed the chance to further avoid interacting with real people yet feel more improvements could be made.
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Funny story: (2010) Cheryl Cole (oops, I meant Tweedy...) & Justin Bieber In Secret Romance

(2010) Cheryl Cole (oops, I meant Tweedy...) & Justin Bieber In Secret Romance

"Fight For This Love" singer, Cheryl Tweedy, is the latest star to be linked with heart-throb, Justin Bieber. Bieber, a close friend of Usher, found fame with breakout hit "Baby," and has since been romantically linked with a string of beauties. K...
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Kerry Deals With Hostage Crisis

A spokesman for the U.S. State Department announced that Secretary of State John Kerry has been taken hostage by Iranian terrorists and is involved in negotiations demanding his immediate release.
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