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Funny story: (2003) Michael Jackson to be in Fourth Harry Potter movie

(2003) Michael Jackson to be in Fourth Harry Potter movie

LONDON, ENGLAND- Warner Bros. announced a new addition to the cast of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire today. Michael Jackson was recently added to be the voice of the House Elf, Winky.
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Funny story: (2009) Anthropogenic Global Warming Virus Alert

(2009) Anthropogenic Global Warming Virus Alert

The AGW Anthropogenic Global Warming or Human Induced Climate Change virus was first isolated in a lab at the Climate Research Unit of the University of East Nowhere. The AGW virus can be recognized by the following signature - valadj=[0.,0.,0.
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Funny story: (2010) Taylor Swift: My Breasts Are Larger Than Those Of Kristen Stewart!

(2010) Taylor Swift: My Breasts Are Larger Than Those Of Kristen Stewart!

After being kidded about her small breasts by stand-up comedians for over two years now, a frustrated Taylor Swift suddenly stated that she is larger than Kristen Stewart! Hearing this, actress Kristen Stewart told reporters "How does she know? Sh...
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Funny story: (2010) Wikileaks To Release UFO Secret

(2010) Wikileaks To Release UFO Secret

Stockholm, Sweden-- Wikileaks plans to release the most stunning secret of all, at a news conference tomorrow. Wikileaks will release a UFO secret so incredible, it will shock the world. Major rioting is expected, and world leaders have been notifi...
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Funny story: (2005) Harry Potter Actress' Identity Discovered

(2005) Harry Potter Actress' Identity Discovered

In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, French magical school student and Tri-Wizard Tournament Participant Fleur Delacour has very few lines. Most believed it was because the actress was also French and spoke little English; press releases on the m...
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Funny story: (2010) Heston Blumenthal's Christmas Pudding Recipe Stolen

(2010) Heston Blumenthal's Christmas Pudding Recipe Stolen

Heston Blumenthal is in a state of shock tonight after his Christmas Pudding recipe got stolen by another well known Superchef. To make matters worse, this other chef, who just happens to be Scottish, wants to sell the pudding at a leading supermar...
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Funny story: (2006) Britney Spears Bombshell: Split With K-Fed Over Saddam Hussein

(2006) Britney Spears Bombshell: Split With K-Fed Over Saddam Hussein

(Los Angeles--CA) Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, the love that was to last for eternity, or at least for another season of Chaotic, couldn't make it past the shelf life of the average Twinkie. But today Britney Spears told reporters why. The...
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Funny story: (2009) Twilight Star Robert Pattinson Acts Fast To Dispel Malicious Rumours

(2009) Twilight Star Robert Pattinson Acts Fast To Dispel Malicious Rumours

"I have never expressed a desire to marry Susan Boyle, or Kristen Stewart, or anybody else for that matter," Brit actor and star of the 'Twilight' movies, Robert Pattinson today told a packed Press Corps in New York City's Hotel Abstinence. On Lexing...
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Funny story: (2005) 980 Million trained Rattlers to patrol Texas/Mexican Border

(2005) 980 Million trained Rattlers to patrol Texas/Mexican Border

Nancy Grace on last night's show told the governor of Texas, Rick Perry that he "lost his darned mind" after Perry acknowledged securing clearance from the Department of Immigration to acquire, train and deploy nearly a billion deadly...
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Funny story: (2005) Revealed: Best Was Allowed One Last Death-Bed Bender

(2005) Revealed: Best Was Allowed One Last Death-Bed Bender

Amid the universal outpouring of grief over football legend George Best's death last week, it was revealed today that his doctor, Professor Roger Williams, authorised the hooking up of 10 bottles of vodka, 13 large ciders, and a bottle of vintage...
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Funny story: (2009) Rachel Uchitel internet sex video: Chevron dumps Tiger Woods

(2009) Rachel Uchitel internet sex video: Chevron dumps Tiger Woods

Orlando, Fla - (Hanky-Panky): Tiger Woods' multi-million dollar Chervron sponsorship has bombed. A a steamy hole-in-one sex romp video, posted on the YouBoob! internet site, has seriously questioned his he-man reputation. The footage, featuring...
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Funny story: (2005) President Bush swallows live Goldfish Live

(2005) President Bush swallows live Goldfish Live

President Bush, during his weekly State of the Union address surprised members of his video crew by grabbing one of the goldfish in the fish bowl on his desk and swallowing the goldfish .. live. Bush, after a few seconds continued with his speech to...
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Funny story: (2010) Palin gives Glenn Beck Dressing Down over Korean Crisis Gaffe

(2010) Palin gives Glenn Beck Dressing Down over Korean Crisis Gaffe

In yet another example of just how far along Sarah Palin has come from the days of being accused of not knowing her geography, it is being reported that she is now taking on Glenn Beck by letting him know just exactly how wrong he is about the Korean...
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Funny story: (2008) World Leaders Unite Against Root Cause of Terror

(2008) World Leaders Unite Against Root Cause of Terror

Testosterone, Italy - At a hastily arranged global summit in the wake of mounting terrorist activities, world leaders today announced a unified plan of action to combat the root cause of terrorism. Barack Obama, the American President-elect, s...
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Funny story: (2003) Mussolini's granddaughter hits back at 'tosser' jibe

(2003) Mussolini's granddaughter hits back at 'tosser' jibe

The granddaughter of Italy's former fascist dictator Benito Mussolini is leaving the right-wing National Alliance party - because its leader Gianfranco Fini called him a "fat, bald, murderous little tosser".
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Funny story: (2003) Scientists Invent REAL Self Basting Turkey in time for Christmas

(2003) Scientists Invent REAL Self Basting Turkey in time for Christmas

Geneticists at Lancaster University have announced that they have invented the world's first self-basting turkey - that actually pours its own juices back over itself while it is being cooked.
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Funny story: (2008) Kaka To Swap AC Milan For Manchester City

(2008) Kaka To Swap AC Milan For Manchester City

There was great excitement at Eastlands this morning, when it became known that Kaka, the Brazilian star, had told journalists that he would "swap AC Milan for Manchester City any day!" Kaka, real name Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite, was speakin...
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Funny story: (2006) NYPD Runs out of Ammunition

(2006) NYPD Runs out of Ammunition

The New York Police Department (NYPD) has announced yesterday, it has run out of ammunition. Police Commissioner Raymond W. Kelly lamented on this sad development last night during a Police Commendation ceremony that took place at the Kalua Cabaret,...
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Funny story: (2011) Pope Orders 'Missal Launch' on Salt Lake City, Igniting a Holy War

(2011) Pope Orders 'Missal Launch' on Salt Lake City, Igniting a Holy War

The Vatican - The introduction of a new Missal, the prayer book that serves as the script for the Catholic Mass, has resulted in a Holy War between two of the world's religions. Upon publication of the new spiritual guide last weekend, Pope Bened...
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Funny story: (2003) Man eats monkey as "experiment"

(2003) Man eats monkey as "experiment"

An unemployed actor from Santa Barbara has been charged with 'malicious injestion' following his admission that he swallowed a monkey. Malcolm Jack-san told reporters outside his house that he "saw some guy eating big worms on TV" a...
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Funny story: (2010) Civil Servants Taught To Breathe & Stand Up Straight

(2010) Civil Servants Taught To Breathe & Stand Up Straight

It has been revealed that the Foreign & Commonwealth Office has spent £120,000 on teaching civil servants to breathe and stand up straight. This is despite having to make cost savings of £300 million in its annual budget. Deputy Under Assistan...
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Funny story: (2009) Gay men "attracted to same sex"

(2009) Gay men "attracted to same sex"

A new study conducted by the University of Oxbridge has discovered that gay men are more likely to be attracted to people of the same sex than people of the opposite sex. In the study, a group of 50 gay men were told to produce a semen sample, and...
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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