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Funny story: (2009) Michael Jackson Sex Tape discovered

(2009) Michael Jackson Sex Tape discovered

A tape showing dead pop singer Michael Jackson engaged in sexual acts has been discovered hidden away in a black sack during searches of his rented Hollywood home. Police officers who have seen the tape have to receive counselling and therapy to t...
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Funny story: (2003) Eurovision Thong Contest

(2003) Eurovision Thong Contest

Following the humiliating 'nul points defeat in the Eurovision Song Contest, the cunning British have changed the rules to make the competition fairer.
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Funny story: (2009) Unknown Life Form in North Carolina Sewer Sheds New Light On Michael Jackson's Psyche

(2009) Unknown Life Form in North Carolina Sewer Sheds New Light On Michael Jackson's Psyche

Los Angeles, CA - A video on Youtube entitled 'Unknown Life Form in North Carolina Sewer' has gone viral, with over 3 million hits in 24 hours. Scientists believe that the video may actually aid in the understanding of 'The King of Pop', Michael Jack...
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Funny story: (2007) Hilton, Lohan, Spears, Duff star in Where The Boys Are remake

(2007) Hilton, Lohan, Spears, Duff star in Where The Boys Are remake

HOLLYWOOD (EXCLUSIVE) -- Sleepworks SKG may produce a 21st century remake of "Where The Boys Are" (working title: Left Tit Showing) summer 2008. The movie is set to star Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Hilary Duff, an indus...
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Funny story: (2006) The Bonanza Klan Gay? Their Horses Too?

(2006) The Bonanza Klan Gay? Their Horses Too?

(qNeWs) - qNeWs has nothing against straights, gays OR the artist formerly known as Micheal Jackson. qNeWs simply LIKES to at least know which side of the fence our western heros are coming from. Little Joe, Hoss, Adam and Ben. The Cartwrights.
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Funny story: (2007) Ron Paul Comes Forward With Universal Health Care Plan

(2007) Ron Paul Comes Forward With Universal Health Care Plan

Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul spoke today about the need for a sound health care system. In his speech he set forth his own proposal for universal health care.
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Funny story: (2011) Maria Sharapova Voted Sexiest Armpits at Wimbledon

(2011) Maria Sharapova Voted Sexiest Armpits at Wimbledon

Wimbledon, which some think is mostly a British event, has come under a barrage of new international scrutiny for by the IAFA, the International Armpit Fetish Association. Ivan Pectoralva, president of the IAFA announced that tennis is the greate...
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Funny story: (2010) Hillary Clinton resigns as Secretary of State, plans Presidential run in 2012

(2010) Hillary Clinton resigns as Secretary of State, plans Presidential run in 2012

Hillary Rodham Clinton said in a press conference that she intends to resign as Secretary of State and run for President of The United States. When asked why, Hillary responded "I am fed up with Barack Hussein Obama, I admit his Presidency is ille...
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Funny story: (2007) Pregnant Woman Defeats Kobayashi in Hot Dog Eating Contest

(2007) Pregnant Woman Defeats Kobayashi in Hot Dog Eating Contest

Coney Island, New York - 29-year-old competitive eater, Takeru 'The Tsunami' Kobayashi, has been upstaged by a woman in her first trimester of pregnancy during the annual Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating contest.
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Funny story: (2009) Ronaldo to Return to Manchester Utd.

(2009) Ronaldo to Return to Manchester Utd.

Heartthrob sex symbol Cristiano Ronaldo has been in negotiations to return to Manchester united just weeks after his record-breaking transfer to Real Madrid. The footballer said he wanted to come back to Manchester because the players there are fa...
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Funny story: (2009) Kevin Jonas to Lose His Virginity

(2009) Kevin Jonas to Lose His Virginity

21-year-old Kevin Jonas has decided to trash his purity ring and marry 22-year-old hairdresser Danielle Deleasa. "I've been a virgin way too long", the eldest Jonas brother told the news media. "I hope sex is as good as everyone says it is". A...
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Funny story: (2009) Robert Pattinson to play Michael Jackson in biopic

(2009) Robert Pattinson to play Michael Jackson in biopic

The rumors are true, teen heartthrob Robert Pattinson has signed on to play the deceased king of pop in the Michael Jackson biopic. No official statement has come from Robert, but there are rumors that he has been spending a lot of time dancing,...
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Funny story: (2011) Lingerie model Florence Brudenell-Bruce backing David Haye

(2011) Lingerie model Florence Brudenell-Bruce backing David Haye

Aristocratic boxing fan Florence 'Flee' Brudenell-Bruce is getting ready to rumble. The fit and toned lingerie model, who according to her personal trainer Rupert Bear-Bottom "is in the best shape of her life", will be cheering on David 'The Hayma...
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Funny story: (2004) Michael Moore, Bill O'Reilly to Wed

(2004) Michael Moore, Bill O'Reilly to Wed

FLINT, MICH. --- Liberal film-maker Michael Moore and Conservative talking head Bill O'Reilly announced today their intention to tie the knot in Boston, Massachusettes, on July 4th, 2004.
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Funny story: (2009) Mrs Slocombe's Pussy Found Dead

(2009) Mrs Slocombe's Pussy Found Dead

Mrs Slocombe's pussy has been found dead in the garden. It appears that the pussy died of natural causes. The news suggests that the curse of Grace Bros Department Store is far from over. Miss Brahms recently passed away after years of suffering...
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Funny story: (2010) John Terry And Steven Gerrard To Holiday Together In Benidorm In Bonding Exercise

(2010) John Terry And Steven Gerrard To Holiday Together In Benidorm In Bonding Exercise

Unreliable sources reliably inform us unreliably that John Terry and Steven Gerrard are to holiday together in Benidorm with their respective partners in a teambuilding cum bonding exercise - following England's monumental World Cup fuck up, which th...
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Funny story: (2004) Kobe Bryant granted own expansion team

(2004) Kobe Bryant granted own expansion team

EAGLE, CO -- Unable to land a contract with an NBA team willing to let him pursue his goal of winning a championship all by himself, Kobe Bryant was granted his own expansion team on the steps of the Eagle, Colorado courthouse after the 45th day of a...
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Funny story: (2005) NBC's Newest Realty TV Show is "I Want to Impregnate a Hilton"

(2005) NBC's Newest Realty TV Show is "I Want to Impregnate a Hilton"

New York (AP)--Following the ongoing success of NBC's "I Want to Be a Hilton" reality TV show produced by Endemol USA, the company is about to launch a spin off show called "I Want to Impregnate a Hilton" for aspiring upper class studs.
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Funny story: (2007) Fopp Records To Hold Massive CD Giveaway

(2007) Fopp Records To Hold Massive CD Giveaway

Fopp, the record store that called in the administrators last weekend, is to hold a massive unprecedented giveaway of stock to loyal customers.
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Funny story: (2007) Shooting Statistics -- Washington vs Iraq

(2007) Shooting Statistics -- Washington vs Iraq

WASHINGTON D.C. (Statistic Institute) -- Regardless of where you stand on the issue of the U.S. involvement in Iraq, there is one sobering statistic we can't escape.
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Funny story: (2007) Car Bomb At Glasgow Airport Was A Protest Against Smoking Ban, Say Police

(2007) Car Bomb At Glasgow Airport Was A Protest Against Smoking Ban, Say Police

The attempted bombing of Glasgow Airport on Saturday, was most likely a protest against the Government's new Smoking Ban, say Police.
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Funny story: (2009) Daniel Radcliffe says Michael Jackson is in latest Harry Potter film

(2009) Daniel Radcliffe says Michael Jackson is in latest Harry Potter film

Daniel Radcliffe has accidentally let it be known that Michael Jackson is in the latest chapter of the Harry potter saga. Radcliffe, asked about the stars death, told an interviewer that Jackson's final performance will now be "in our film". Ra...
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