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Star Jones Knows Her Pastries

Star Jones who has really started to pack on the pounds stated that she will be the hostess of A&E's America's Biggest Damn Cupcakes.

10#1516#Abel Rodriguez#40943.2558449#2#561329

Who Really Cares About Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump

Donald Trump endorsing Mitt Romney makes about as much sense as someone inviting Hitler to a Bar Mitzvah.

10#1516#Abel Rodriguez#40943.255544#3#302198

The Celebrities Were All Kind Of On The Shy Side

A FOX Network spokesperson revealed that plans for their new show Celebrity Cellulite have been scrapped since the producers could not get even one celebrity who was willing to appear on the show.

10#1516#Abel Rodriguez#40943.2545255#4#1023065

Paula Abdul May Be Making Yet Another Comeback

Paula Abdul, who was recently fired by Simon Cowell from X-Factor, has been asked to interview for the host's job on the new Bravo reality singing show titled, 1,2,3, Sing Your Vocal Chords Off!

10#9246#Exislanda#40942.6129167#5#593491

Italy sues Germany for losing WW2

"Hitler failed to keep his promise to give us North America when he ruled the world. All we have is New York and Las Vegas." said attorney preparing class action on behalf of every citizan.

10#9246#Exislanda#40942.5190972#6#368560

CNN declares war on Eyeran.

Unrelated statements from us, Isreal? and Eyeran have been cut & pasted.
According to CNN, Isreal? will hit Eyeran next week and Eyeran will quickly retaliate against us!
Solidad's job is secure!

10#9246#Exislanda#40942.5028819#7#465486

If I ruled the World - Romney and Facebook?

MITM is reportedly buying out Facebook shares in his bid to be President of the World.
With over 600,000,000 members (all prone to gaffs & contextural errors in their posts) is he on a winner?

10#9246#Exislanda#40941.9108218#8#448708

#4 wife at Gazebo on the Lake?

Inside source leak, Las Vegas: Newt to divorce 3rd wife, to marry Mrs Gingnotsorich 4!
He was knocked out by Floridian Mitty Romney last week.
Maids of Honor to be Paula Ronn and Ricaria Sanatorium.

10#9246#Exislanda#40941.8142593#9#576230

Vote:

Who do you admire most of the GOP candidates?
Or do you prefer the American public who refuse to vote for these clowns.

10#9246#Exislanda#40941.7623495#10#526052

Sharing.......

If every person on Facebook were to get a share, it would be like MITM Romney giving 25c to all the poor in USA. Not enough to go round!

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