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Funny story: (2005) Santa Claus Resorts to Outsourcing to Counter Production Plight

(2005) Santa Claus Resorts to Outsourcing to Counter Production Plight

NORTH POLE (Reuters)-Prohibitive production problems and local labor loopholes have forced the Jolly Ole Elf to seek alternative budgetary strategies or else cease global toy distribution operations altogether.
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Funny story: (2011) Nintendo's Mario Named Prime Minister Of Italy

(2011) Nintendo's Mario Named Prime Minister Of Italy

Rome - The most famous video game character the world has ever known has been appointed prime minister of Italy. In the latest attempt to get Italy's debt crisis under control, Nintendo's Mario has been put in charge of Europe's third-largest economy...
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Funny story: (2006) Britney Spears Declares Sean Preston THE Face of Fast Food

(2006) Britney Spears Declares Sean Preston THE Face of Fast Food

(Los Angeles--CA) "The problem with fast food is it needs the right face. Sean Preston Spears (once Federline) is that face." Those were the words of Anne D. Davis, President of the Fast food Alliance Trust (F.A.T.), standing next to celeb...
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Funny story: (2010) Future News: Palin Actually Wins 2012 Race

(2010) Future News: Palin Actually Wins 2012 Race

(Published in 2012) - WASHINGTON, D.C. - The whole world had to eat its words today, as Sarah Palin won the presidental race for the Republicans. The race was hard-fought, with either Democrat hopefuls Obama or Hillary Clinton, or Republican James...
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Funny story: (2006) Seinfeld Reruns Will be Edited to Replace Kramer Character Played by Michael Richards

(2006) Seinfeld Reruns Will be Edited to Replace Kramer Character Played by Michael Richards

LOS ANGELES - Following the brouhaha ensuing from Michael Richards' comedy club tirade which was richly laced with the "N-word," Sony Pictures Home Entertainment, the Seinfeld series owner and distributor, has announced it will edit the...
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Funny story: (2006) Orlando Bloom Naked, Paris Hilton Naked Mum As USDA OKs Gene-Spliced Rice: Condi Holds Patent For Mass Production of Cyborg Alter Egos

(2006) Orlando Bloom Naked, Paris Hilton Naked Mum As USDA OKs Gene-Spliced Rice: Condi Holds Patent For Mass Production of Cyborg Alter Egos

WASHINGTON -- The Department of Agriculture yesterday proclaimed safe for mass production and civilian use an experimental "cyborg approximation" of Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice.
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Funny story: (2009) Mariah Carey says she admires Irma Grese

(2009) Mariah Carey says she admires Irma Grese

Mariah Carey says she fell in love with Irma Grese when she found out Grese was a devout feminist who believed women were just as strong as men. "Irma Grese was one the strongest of the female Nazi feminist." said Carey. Carey who is a Sadomaso...
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Funny story: (2008) Hannah Montana Records Played Backwards Reveal Secret Satanic Mystery Message

(2008) Hannah Montana Records Played Backwards Reveal Secret Satanic Mystery Message

A toddler in New Mexico broke her Hannah Montana CD player and uncovered a dark secret hidden within the teen star's recordings: they include satanic rites. Some of the recordings include evil cryptic messages such as "I'll fuck your toy cat" or "...
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Funny story: (2008) Wayne Rooney Apologises For Using Cristiano Ronaldo's Boots

(2008) Wayne Rooney Apologises For Using Cristiano Ronaldo's Boots

Wayne Rooney, the Manchester United and England star at the centre of 'Diving' allegations in last night's Champions League match with Villarreal, has apologised for the dive, giving the excuse that he mistakenly wore a pair of boots belonging to his...
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Funny story: (2010) Elin Nordegren Seeing Alex Rodriguiz, Wants To Have More Children As Tiger Roars

(2010) Elin Nordegren Seeing Alex Rodriguiz, Wants To Have More Children As Tiger Roars

It seems that it was OK for a married Tiger Woods to have lovers all over the country but Elin Nordegren doesn't deserve the right to get married again and begin to have more kids. "That's exactly what she's going to do", stated Elin's sister. "Sh...
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Funny story: (2010) 75 Year Old Fridge Takes Place in Record Books

(2010) 75 Year Old Fridge Takes Place in Record Books

Mrs Ethel Marshwarbler is 92 years old and lives in Cromer, Norfolk. She is the proud owner of a fridge, which has been certified as the UK's oldest, continuously working domestic appliance. The fridge, a Frigidaire D30 model, was made by General...
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Funny story: (2004) Prince Harry to Become Commander of the SAS.

(2004) Prince Harry to Become Commander of the SAS.

In a press conference today, a spokesman at the U.K. Ministry of Defence has confirmed growing speculation that Prince Harry (third in line to the British and commonwealth throne) is to become commander of the elite S.A.S, the British army's most rev...
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Funny story: (2006) Vatican slams pregnant teenage star of The Nativity Story

(2006) Vatican slams pregnant teenage star of The Nativity Story

Vatican City - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): It's a familiar plot: an unmarried teenage girl gets unexpectedly pregnant and is condemned by religious patriarchs as an immoral slut.
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Funny story: (2006) Naked Britney Spears Close-Mouthed As Emilio Estevez Plans Release of "Bobby" Sprequels

(2006) Naked Britney Spears Close-Mouthed As Emilio Estevez Plans Release of "Bobby" Sprequels

LOS ANGELES -- Bouyed by favorable reaction to his film "Bobby," Emilio Estevez has shot and edited a prequel and sequel for release by the December 31 Oscar deadline. Britney Spears is cast in neither.
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Funny story: (2009) Man Fakes Coma For 2 Years, Now Comatose

(2009) Man Fakes Coma For 2 Years, Now Comatose

Alabama - A man who had recently won a multi-state lottery faked being in a coma for 2 years to see who was worthy of being included in his will. Ricky Ray Rayfield woke up after 2 years of hospitalization to the relief and horror of his famil...
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Funny story: (2004) Mutilated Mice in Cash Claim

(2004) Mutilated Mice in Cash Claim

Three visually-impaired mice, who all had their tails severed in a horrific domestic incident, have lodged a compensation claim with the UK's National Farmers Union.
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Funny story: (2010) Ashley Greene Embarrassed At Twilight Party

(2010) Ashley Greene Embarrassed At Twilight Party

Friends of Kristen Stewart will probably get a great laugh out of the Ashley Greene embarrassment at a recent small party given by the head honchos of the Twilight movies. A bit part player says that there were about fifty or so of them gathered i...
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Funny story: (2009) Aliens ordered Vatican condom ban says Bulgarian Space Research Institute

(2009) Aliens ordered Vatican condom ban says Bulgarian Space Research Institute

Sofia - (X-Files): The sheathing of priests' gonads blocks telepathetic (sic) flow according to Space Research Institute of the Bulgarian Academy of Sciences deputy CEO Lachezar Filipov. Addressing a Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI)...
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Funny story: (2003) Celine Dion "..a French-Canadian Freak Accident.."

(2003) Celine Dion "..a French-Canadian Freak Accident.."

Scientists are working around the clock to determine what actually happened to Canuck singer Celine Dion.
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Funny story: (2005) Laptop Riot leads to Xbox Shootout

(2005) Laptop Riot leads to Xbox Shootout

DES MOINES (AP) A Black Friday laptop riot at a Des Moines Walmart rapidly escalated into an Xbox shootout requiring the use of overwhelming force by local S.W.A.T. teams and the deployment of the Iowa National guard.
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Funny story: (2008) One is Not Amused - Russians Bugged Queen's Teapot

(2008) One is Not Amused - Russians Bugged Queen's Teapot

Balimmoral, Scotland - "At any rate I'll never go there again!" said Alice as she picked her way through the wood after attending the Mad Hatter's Tea Party. "It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!" Little did Alice know that the...
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Funny story: (2003) Andy Capp Arrested for Domestic Violence

(2003) Andy Capp Arrested for Domestic Violence

Andy Capp was arrested early this morning for allegedly severely beating his wife, Flo, with a billiard cue.
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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