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Funny story: (2006) Lembit's A Cheeky Boy

(2006) Lembit's A Cheeky Boy

Liberal Democrat MP, Lembit Opik, is today being dubbed the 'cheeky boy' of British Politics.
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Funny story: (2003) Sixth Harry Potter book to be X-rated

(2003) Sixth Harry Potter book to be X-rated

Bloomsbury has only just announced that the sixth Harry Potter book, the name revealed to be "Harry Potter and the Bondage of Volemort" is to be X-rated. The announcement is set to devastate millions of youngsters across the world.
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Funny story: (2007) Historians trace Santa to exiled Finnish child molester poet

(2007) Historians trace Santa to exiled Finnish child molester poet

Historians at Harvard University said today that they have discovered a link between the modern day Santa Clause, the Dutch Sinter Klaas and exiled child molester and 17th century Finnish poet, Lisko Alapartanen, roughly translated, "Mr. lower b...
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Funny story: (2008) Akrit Jaswal, The 12-Year-Old Indian Doctor, Finds Cure For Boredom

(2008) Akrit Jaswal, The 12-Year-Old Indian Doctor, Finds Cure For Boredom

Akrit Jaswal, the 12-year-old Indian boy, who has all the medical knowledge and experience of all the UK's doctors put together, has made a significant breakthrough in the search for a cure for boredom. Akrit is thought to have an IQ higher than E...
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Funny story: (2005) War with Finland

(2005) War with Finland

In the wake of the mounting debt due to the war in Iraq and national security, President Bush has decided to declare war on Finland. So far as we know, Finland is not presenting any type of threat to the United States and is not harboring any terrori...
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Funny story: (2009) Kristen Stewart Has The Hots For Taylor Lautner

(2009) Kristen Stewart Has The Hots For Taylor Lautner

The big secret among those on the inside of the Twilight series is that Kristen Stewart no longer has eyes or sighs for Robert Pattinason but for fellow actor, Taylor Lautner. "I don't want to be identified", stated a disguised voice over the tele...
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Funny story: (2005) Gillette Shaving Revolution

(2005) Gillette Shaving Revolution

The fiercely competitive marketplace of men's cosmetics was rocked this week by Gillette's announcement that it intends to launch a new range of shaving products based on their "S-Aim" technology.
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Funny story: (2003) Charles Manson Released From Prison

(2003) Charles Manson Released From Prison

A California Judge has ordered the immediate release of Charles Manson from prison. Manson was serving a life sentence after he was convicted of seven counts of first-degree murder almost 35 years ago.
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Funny story: (2009) Tiger Woods To Retire From Golf So He Can Concentrate On Women

(2009) Tiger Woods To Retire From Golf So He Can Concentrate On Women

New York, NY - Tiger Woods has released a statement that he will be retiring from golf so that he can concentrate on accommodating his more than willing fan base of women or find time to "...pull more chicks." In acknowledging that his marriage is...
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Funny story: (2007) Teen Sex Linked to Color of Shirt

(2007) Teen Sex Linked to Color of Shirt

WASHINGTON - In a startling report issued today by researchers at the Center for Science in the Pubic Interest, statistics show that teenagers are 78% more likely to have sex if they wear white shirts with collars.
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Funny story: (2009) Infamous Auschwitz "Arbeit Macht Frei" sign stolen by the CIA, Obama wants to hang it over his bed!

(2009) Infamous Auschwitz "Arbeit Macht Frei" sign stolen by the CIA, Obama wants to hang it over his bed!

The Infamous sign at Auschwitz, "Arbeit Macht Frei" has been stolen. Jews, Israel-Nazis, the Polish government, Russian Nazis (enough of them) are in uproar about the theft and immediately blamed Polish neo-Nazis wishing to hang the sign up in the...
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Funny story: (2009) Jamie Jungers Sells Nude Photos of Tiger Woods To PlayChick Magazine

(2009) Jamie Jungers Sells Nude Photos of Tiger Woods To PlayChick Magazine

BOSTON - The editor-in-chief of one of the nation's most widely read (and viewed) publications PlayChick has confirmed that her magazine has in fact purchased nude photos of Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods. Tassie Bungalow, PlayChick editor-in-chief st...
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Funny story: (2006) William and Harry snap up Nazi gingerbread men collection

(2006) William and Harry snap up Nazi gingerbread men collection

London - (Ass Mess): William and Harry, sons of the Pretender to the Throne, have snapped up the entire collection of an impoverished Ohio artist's exhibition entitled 'The Secret Lives of Gingerbread Men' consisting of over one hundred s...
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Funny story: (2008) Massive dreidel-shaped Hannukah UFO appears over Madoff's Lipstick Building

(2008) Massive dreidel-shaped Hannukah UFO appears over Madoff's Lipstick Building

New York - (Ponzi Ponce Mess): "At first we thought it was giant inflatable dreidel," neighbors of Ponzi-scam trickster Bernard Madhoff said today following reports of an ominous Hannukah UFO seen hovering over the disgraced trader's Lipstick Buildin...
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Funny story: (2007) Aboriginal Peoples May Have Practiced Contraception

(2007) Aboriginal Peoples May Have Practiced Contraception

CANADIAN PRESS - A newly discovered inscription, believed to be Native American in origin, has given birth to the theory that some of the early Aboriginal peoples of North America may have practiced contraception.
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Funny story: (2006) Political Jabberwocky

(2006) Political Jabberwocky

An M.I.T research team has coined a new phrase, "Political Jabberwocky", to describe the art of using many words but saying nothing.
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Funny story: (2006) Pope Reaches Out And Embraces Chav Generation

(2006) Pope Reaches Out And Embraces Chav Generation

Pope Benedict XVI has announced a new sponsorship deal with chav's favourite Burberry and from now on we can expect to see His Holiness's gold and crimson vestments being dumped in favour of the brown plaid so beloved of skinheads and dolts t...
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Funny story: (2007) New Internet Poll Shows Ron Paul Leading With 120%

(2007) New Internet Poll Shows Ron Paul Leading With 120%

Charleston, SC - A recent online poll conducted recently showed Presidential candidate Ron Paul leading the other candidates with 120% of responses in his favor. Criticisms have arose regarding the authenticity of such online polls, which seem to def...
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Funny story: (2010) Keith Richards Says He's Fathered Over 25,000 Children

(2010) Keith Richards Says He's Fathered Over 25,000 Children

London, England-- Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards celebrated his 67th birthday on Friday, and couldn't resist doing a little bragging. The legendary rocker says he has sired over 25,000 children since 1964, and already has 40,000 grandchildr...
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Funny story: (2006) Troops stage walk out in disgust

(2006) Troops stage walk out in disgust

Iraq - All the NATO troops in Iraq staged a walk out on the war today. The surprising result has been nation wide peace. Today, there were no car bombs, no IEDs exploded and no sniping to report and it appears without opposition there is little resis...
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Funny story: (2012) Sofia Vergara To Appear in The 2013 All-Nude Mayan Apocalypse Calendar

(2012) Sofia Vergara To Appear in The 2013 All-Nude Mayan Apocalypse Calendar

VENICE BEACH, California - The star of the hit sit-com Modern Family, Sofia Vergara was having lunch at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in Venice Beach when she received a phone call. The caller was Axton P. Zipplecross, Jr, who is the owner and...
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Funny story: (2007) Why Kurds don't mix with Rice and Turkey

(2007) Why Kurds don't mix with Rice and Turkey

The head of Iraq's Kurdish regional government has refused to meet with the US secretary of state Condoleezza Rice. US politicians have accused the Kurds of shunning her due to American support...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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