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(2009) Swine Flu or Swine Flew?
DES MOINES, IA - As the cases of Swine Flu continue to multiply around the globe, a parallel outbreak of Swine Flew is plaguing farmers and rural residents throughout the U.S. Iowa hog farmer David Lyons described the startling phenomena. "I came...Read full story
(2008) The World's Ugliest Women Competition is being held in Blackpool
This Saturday night the Grand Final of the Ugliest Women in the World Competition will mean that a record number of viewers will be glued to their Television Sets.Read full story
(2007) Jessica Alba Tops Sex Poll Despite No Nude Pics
Jessica Alba today topped the fhm sexist woman poll despite never having been seen nude in her entire life by anyone."I like to buck the trend" said Jessica today "but I dont like to be seen buck naked."...Read full story
(2008) Gok Wan Accused Of 'Munterphilia' By C4 Bosses
How To Look Good Naked host, Gok Wan, has incurred the wrath of C4 bosses when it emerged that women were being forced to show their fat, ugly bums on TV merely for the depraved sexual pleasureRead full story
(2009) Britain's Got Talent - Hollie Steel is the new 'Julie Andrews' says Julie Andrews!
Hollie Steel, 7 and a half , is the new me says Julie Andrews. Julie who has not been in the news since 1970, because she has talent has announced to the world... Hollie Steel is actually her, because she is a DNA clone. Andrews 67, cloned her DNA...Read full story
(2010) Robert Pattinson believes Stephen Hawking is Right
Robert Pattinson, believes Stephen Hawking, is right we should not contact Aliens, as the outcome could lead to the destruction of the human race. Hawking speaking with his robotic voice reckons that Aliens coming to earth would be much the same a...Read full story
(2009) Mental Illnesses Diagnosed in Unborn Babies - Say What?
At a clinic in Dorchester and another in Oyster Bay, New York, in the USA, doctors are now routinely diagnosing unborn babies with mental disorders including ADHD and Bipolar as well as a newly defined disease, Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder (based on...Read full story
(2014) NBC Announce New Comedy Set in North Korea - "Kim" - To Replace Parks And Recreation
LOS ANGELES-NBC announced Monday that it is ordering six episodes of a new sitcom "Kim!" based on the crazy antics of a comedic North Korean leader. The show, filmed before a live studio audience, will star former Seinfeld star Jason Alexander in...Read full story
(2004) Winnie The Pooh Busted in 100 Acre Wood Sex Romp
Winnie the Pooh was arrested today on one count of public indecency, one count of fornication in a public location, one count of bestiality, as well as numerous other misdemeanors. Similar charges have been made against Winnie's collaborator, Ee...Read full story
(2007) Can Spinal Tap save Al Gore's ass?
New York - (Rotters): Legendary 80s spoof band Spinal Tap are set to reinvigorate Al Gore's flagging determination to get as much attention as possible by reinventing himself as a global eco warrior whose date with destiny lies in the 2008 White...Read full story
(2009) Stephen Hawking will not make a full recovery after all
The doctors treating the stricken science fiction author Stephen Hawking have embarrassingly changed their original prognosis that he will make a full recovery. The wheelchair bound professor was admitted to PC World on Oxford Street on Monday af...Read full story
(2011) Fernando Torres To Leave Chelsea For Barcelona In Summer
Fernando Torres, the Chelsea striker who scored his first goal for the club in the 3-0 win over West Ham at the weekend, has indicated that he may leave Chelsea for Barcelona in the summer. Torres, 27, endured 903 minutes of football before he fin...Read full story
(2008) Miley Cyrus Moved on to Kevin?
It has been recently reported that actress/ Pop singer Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas from the Jonas Brothers have broken up.This event has led to some very strange and confusing sightings.Read full story
(2007) Kate & Wills Spilt : Royals happy as setting up another car crash was to much like hard work last time
After the shock split of the couple "made" for each other the royals could breath a sigh of relief.Read full story
(2010) Swedish royal wedding bombs as Bush's son Jonas Bergstrom 'shags Norwegian handball star'
Sweden - (Stockholm Syndrome): The royal wedding of Princess Madeleine and George W Bush's Swedish son Jonas Bergstrom has been scratched. Tanned, blue-eyed 31 year-old lawyer Bergstrom has blown it - and all because of a one night stand with lus...Read full story
(2007) Jolie Nearly Adopts Jennifer Aniston
Actress Jennifer Aniston has revealed that she was nearly adopted by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt prior to them adopting their fifth child, Pax Thien, while in Vietnam.Read full story
(2007) I Am Not A Plastic Bag Says Paris Hilton
Typically blank-eyed heiress Paris Hilton was visibly upset today during a press interview in which she critisized top designer Anya Hindmarsh over her "insulting" designer bag for Sainsbury's Supermarkets.Read full story
(2007) Champions League Final Venue To Be Switched - Possibly
UEFA, the governing body of European football, has hinted that they are reconsidering the venue for this year's Champion's League final.Read full story
(2004) Wesbite Links Al-Qaeda to Hot Lesbian Action
Baghdad -- A Web site posted a statement Monday attributed to Osama bin Laden associate Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, claiming responsibility for deadly weekend suicide attacks on two oil terminals in southern Iraq. The website also has connections to some...Read full story
(2008) Puppy dies after bite from rabid social worker
London - (Shaggy Dog Mess): A cute and cuddly puppy has died after being bitten by a rabid social worker according to reports.Read full story
(2007) Obama criticizes Bush's microchip implant
Earlier today Democratic candidate Barack Obama, held an interview with members of the Democratic party at a secrete location in BFE Washington with support from the Hollywood Liberal Association (a well known celebrity organization) to discuss Bush&...Read full story
(2009) Boyle's Law Gets Facelift, New Application
BERKELEY, CA - Mathematicians have discovered an astonishing new application for a very old law. Published by Robert Boyle in 1662, Boyle's Law describes the inversely proportional relationship between volume and pressure in gases. Put quite simp...Read full story