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Funny story: (2005) Police on 24-hour duty at Debra Lafave's Home.

(2005) Police on 24-hour duty at Debra Lafave's Home.

TAMPA FLORIDA - (AP) Local law enforcement officers have been kept busy at one unlikely Tampa residence. Ever since the details of sex offender Debra Lafave's home confinement sentence were announced several days ago, a steady stream of young boys h...
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Funny story: (2011) A Turkey of a Holiday

(2011) A Turkey of a Holiday

In a stunning development yesterday, President Barack Obama has declined to grant clemency to Tom Turkey. The White House press secretary read a written statement which said in part, "I know this decision is going to make me unpopular, but there sim...
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Funny story: (2004) Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich attributed to Cheesus

(2004) Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich attributed to Cheesus

PORT TRINITY, TN - Just when everyone thought the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich on Ebay was the most famous holy food relic to date, along comes Harvey Romano of Port Trinity, Tennessee, with his claim to a Velveeta holy sculpture.
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Funny story: (2007) Breakfast Cereal Mascots Encourage Drug Use

(2007) Breakfast Cereal Mascots Encourage Drug Use

GOLDEN VALLEY, MN - For years, parents have believed what they were giving their children for breakfast were completely innocent, nutritious, and healthy, sugar-laden cereals. Anti-drug activists, however, have revealed that those naive parents were...
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Funny story: (2008) Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President

(2008) Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President

President Elect Barack Obama, in a candid moment at a Washington D.C. bar, claimed that he has a bigger penis than anyone else ever elected to the office. When told that this was not fully verifiable for the dead presidents, Obama said, "Maybe not a...
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Funny story: (2006) Oprah Slaps the Living Crap Out of Clay Aiken

(2006) Oprah Slaps the Living Crap Out of Clay Aiken

Clay Aiken, MISTAKENLY thinking that he could shush Oprah Winfrey the way he did Kelly Rippa of Regis And Kelly found out the hard way which star in the heavens shines the brightest when he woke up in a New York City ICU unit asking for mama...
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Funny story: (2006) OJ Simpson Finally Confesses: Ghostwriter Killed Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman

(2006) OJ Simpson Finally Confesses: Ghostwriter Killed Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman

MIAMI - O.J. Simpson has finally told the whole truth about the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman - now that he knows it - confessing that the ghostwriter for his ill-fated "If I Did It" book and interview project is the on...
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Funny story: (2003) Michael Jackson escapes from police

(2003) Michael Jackson escapes from police

Dangerous kiddie-snaffler Michael Jackson has escaped from custody today, and made off with an Ice Cream van which he plans to use to lure children into his clutches.
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Funny story: (2010) Katie Price to present Radio 4's Today programme

(2010) Katie Price to present Radio 4's Today programme

In another hare-brained scheme aimed at making the flagship Today programme more soft and cuddly, the BBC has announced the appointment of a series of 'guest presenters'. Each 'guest presenter' will provide ideas for around half of the programme's...
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Funny story: (2010) Michelle Obama's Mother Finds Secret UFO Files In Obama's Desk

(2010) Michelle Obama's Mother Finds Secret UFO Files In Obama's Desk

Marian Robinson who's the mother of Michelle Obama and who lives with the first family at the White House has made an interesting discovery. This was sold to us by a member of the White House staff, after overhearing Mrs. Robinson relate her amazi...
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Funny story: (2007) Nominated short film called 2 Girls 1 Cup for a Nobel Peace Prize

(2007) Nominated short film called 2 Girls 1 Cup for a Nobel Peace Prize

Berkley CA. USA - Professor Jillian Madison of University of California at Berkley has nominated short film called 2 Girls 1 Cup for a Nobel Peace Prize. "This is a very important find for Global Warming," Jillian Said, "It's em...
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Funny story: (2007) Licking Lindsay Lohan is Hottest New Thrill for Teens

(2007) Licking Lindsay Lohan is Hottest New Thrill for Teens

Malibu, California -- In what is becoming an increasingly distressing and common trend for over privileged rich kids, Lindsay Lohan highs are leading to numerous hospitalizations and in some cases death.
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Funny story: (2007) Oral Roberts University president really sux say students

(2007) Oral Roberts University president really sux say students

Tulsa, Oklahoma - (Ass Mess & Reuterus): Scholars at the beleaguered Oral Roberts University have voiced approval of their president finally getting booted off the campus after months of complaining about him being a snide little crook.
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Funny story: (2007) Greeter Sleeps In On Black Friday

(2007) Greeter Sleeps In On Black Friday

Denver, (AP) - Hundreds of shoppers lined up in front of a Wal-Mart were dismayed and shocked to find the store had not opened at 4:00 AM as expected on Black Friday. Apparently, the greeter who was to open the store forgot to show up to work.
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Funny story: (2007) Beatles Cavern Club Just A Toilet

(2007) Beatles Cavern Club Just A Toilet

A leading British archaeologist said that the grotto whose discovery was announced this week in Liverpool was not the sacred cave linked to the legendary founding of the Mersey Sound spearheaded by the Beatles.
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Funny story: (2010) Nude Gillian McKeith Calendar Sales Disaster

(2010) Nude Gillian McKeith Calendar Sales Disaster

Kebab and pizza van entrepreneur Ali Bullo was beside himself in anguish today after investing thousands of pounds in a print run of 2012 calendars featuring 'I'm A Celeb' turd analyst Gillian McKeith in a variety of erotic naked poses. Ali Bullo,...
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Funny story: (2003) Giant cheque businesses face tricky period

(2003) Giant cheque businesses face tricky period

The giant cheque business is allegedly about to go bust. With the two main events of the year which see a dramatic climb in sales now over with the industry is going to have to weather the storm.
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Funny story: (2007) Kyla Ebbert New Employer is Bill Clinton

(2007) Kyla Ebbert New Employer is Bill Clinton

Kyla Ebbert was embarrassed last month when a jealous Southwest flight attendant from a San Diego flight told her to change her clothes so that her crotch would not be displayed. Since then she has been featured in Playboy and also was headlined wit...
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Funny story: (2007) Nobody Wants England Job

(2007) Nobody Wants England Job

There was real drama at Football Association headquarters today when it emerged that NOBODY wants to manage the England national team.
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Funny story: (2007) A-Rod Buys the Yankees

(2007) A-Rod Buys the Yankees

New York -- All star New York Yankees baseball player A Rod disclosed today that as part of his recent negotiation to stay with the Yankees, he was given an unprecedented 60% share of ownership of the team. "They didn't have enough money t...
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Funny story: (2007) Apple Unveils New "iRod"

(2007) Apple Unveils New "iRod"

Cupertino, California - Following in the footsteps of the popular iPod and iPhone, Apple Inc. has announced an even more sensational marketing campaign this holiday season: the "iRod".
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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