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Funny story: (2007) Lindsay Lohan pleads no contest; will accept anal bleaching, community service

(2007) Lindsay Lohan pleads no contest; will accept anal bleaching, community service

Hollywood (Spoof News) Lindsay Lohan has decided to take the advice of both her publicist and her attorney, and to plead no contest to the charges of driving under the influence and leaving the scene of a crime. Lohan also spoke wi...
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Funny story: (2010) Victoria's Secret Model Replaces Megan Fox In "Transformers 3"

(2010) Victoria's Secret Model Replaces Megan Fox In "Transformers 3"

Since Meagan Fox was last heard calling producer Michael Bay "Hitler", it was assumed that a new actress would appear in "Transformers 3" but no one expected it to be someone who has never acted before in her life. Well, not in a movie. Rosie H...
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Funny story: (2004) Paula Zahn Has Orgasm On Live TV!

(2004) Paula Zahn Has Orgasm On Live TV!

WASHINGTON (CNN) Cable News Network news anchor Paula Zahn had an unusual interview Wednesday evening with presidential candidate John Kerry. Discu...
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Funny story: (2008) Angelina Jolie's phantom pregnancy ghosted by classic Womb Raider psychosis

(2008) Angelina Jolie's phantom pregnancy ghosted by classic Womb Raider psychosis

France - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): French doctors have refused to perform an emergency caeserian on Angelina Jolie after ultrasound scans revealed nothing more than a fully-blown pseudocyesis.
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Funny story: (2004) Bill Cosby: President In 2008?

(2004) Bill Cosby: President In 2008?

May 30, 2004 (Washington, DC) -...
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Funny story: (2007) New York Times Endorses Ron Paul

(2007) New York Times Endorses Ron Paul

In a surprise move today, the New York Times endorsed Republican candidate Ron Paul for the 2008 presidential election.
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Funny story: (2011) Scientists probe deadly cucumbers

(2011) Scientists probe deadly cucumbers

In a shocking and bizarre series of experiments, not seen since the bad old days of Nazi Germany, German authorities have taken to testing the 'Deadly Cucumber' outbreak by pushing them into the bottoms of vagrants and prisoners. "Ve sink zis is z...
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Funny story: (2004) Dr. Phil Caught Snacking Between Meals

(2004) Dr. Phil Caught Snacking Between Meals

(GRAND RAPIDS) - Daytime TV shrink and self-proclaimed diet guru Dr. Phil McGraw was caught shoving an extra large Chimmie-Cheez burrito with extra sour cream down his throat in the parking lot of a Grand Rapids mini-mart Friday morning.
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Funny story: (2008) Grail Movement sex slavery sect celebrates Festival of the Holy Dove

(2008) Grail Movement sex slavery sect celebrates Festival of the Holy Dove

Brno, Czech Republic - (Demonic Mess): On the day when Christendom commemorates the ritual public immolation of St Joan of Arc a former Austro-Hungarian Empire sex slavery cult, the Grail Movement, is celebrating its greatest annual feastday...
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Funny story: (2007) Sci-Fi Becoming Real as India Reveals Aliens Own Google

(2007) Sci-Fi Becoming Real as India Reveals Aliens Own Google

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth, the Final Frontier - In New Delhi, India, discussions are underway to reveal to the people of Earth that UFOs are real. After the aliens placed the map of the United Federation of Planets on their Google website, they l...
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Funny story: (2007) Indian Prime Minister: Doctorate but Illiterate

(2007) Indian Prime Minister: Doctorate but Illiterate

Mahatma Gandhi, to show his compassion to the millions of the poor Indians, lived a simple life. His simplicity was interpreted by many to be akin to living in poverty. Any Indian political leader, by default, becomes a follower of The Great Mahat...
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Funny story: (2010) Bong-Sucking Newcomer Replaces Talentless Meathole in Transformers 3

(2010) Bong-Sucking Newcomer Replaces Talentless Meathole in Transformers 3

Megan Fox's Transformers 3 character, Jennifers Body, will be replaced by pompously named Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, a 23-year-old Brit who gets her aristocratic-sounding name from her great-great-grandfather, Sir Herbert Huntington-Whiteley, 1st Ear...
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Funny story: (2009) Susan Boyle Placed on Mandatory 72-hour Lockdown

(2009) Susan Boyle Placed on Mandatory 72-hour Lockdown

WEST LOTHIAN, U.K. - Hatstand Celebrity Psycho Ward of West Lothian gained another inmate last night. After locking herself in a room with electric hair trimmers, Susan Boyle has been taken into custody and placed on a minimum 72-hour lockdown. A...
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Funny story: (2007) "Bin laden to attack a liberal city with a dirty bomb."

(2007) "Bin laden to attack a liberal city with a dirty bomb."

Yesterday, a paper was published entitled: "Bin laden to attack a liberal city with a dirty bomb". While the location is unclear, the wording leads one to believe the city in question is San Mateo, California, the town which first passed a...
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Funny story: (2008) 'I Don't Live In The Past', Claims Sir Paul McCartney

(2008) 'I Don't Live In The Past', Claims Sir Paul McCartney

Sir Paul McCartney today claimed that he doesn't live in the past. Managing not to talk about The Beatles for the first two minutes in this interview, he then began mentioning what he had been doing on the third of June in 1965. 'Yes', he said, '...
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Funny story: (2009) BGT Diversity/Flawless Thank Heavens Somebody's Got Talent

(2009) BGT Diversity/Flawless Thank Heavens Somebody's Got Talent

It has been said that there is no accounting for taste, but today, representatives from dance troupes in the Britain's Got Talent contest, Diversity and Flawless, announced that if anybody has a serious bone in their body they should cast their vote...
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Funny story: (2008) Jon Voight and Angelina Jolie reconcile as Brangelina welcome arrival of identical twin girls! They have Brad's eyes and Angie's mouth says proud gramps Jon Voight

(2008) Jon Voight and Angelina Jolie reconcile as Brangelina welcome arrival of identical twin girls! They have Brad's eyes and Angie's mouth says proud gramps Jon Voight

ILE D'AMOUR, FRANCE: Brad Pitt says Angelina Jolie is resting comfortably after having given birth to identical twin daughters. The proud father said he was extremely excited with the arrival of his 'new lad...
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Funny story: (2008) New report says that rocket science is easy

(2008) New report says that rocket science is easy

Boffins at CERN have released the results of over two years of painstaking research to reveal that, contrary to popular belief, rocket science is not as complicated as most people think.
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Funny story: (2008) "Sex in the City" single women really commuting "Desperate Housewives" from suburbia, says Dept. of Transportation study

(2008) "Sex in the City" single women really commuting "Desperate Housewives" from suburbia, says Dept. of Transportation study

Washington, DC - In a report released today from the Department of Transportation (DOT) on the traffic patters of cougars stalking their prey on company time, it found that 9 out 10 females that they surveyed, who claimed that they were having sex in...
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Funny story: (2007) Miss USA 'suing GOP's ass for Mexico fall-guy disaster'

(2007) Miss USA 'suing GOP's ass for Mexico fall-guy disaster'

Mexico Shitty - (Ass Mess): Humiliated, heckled, jeered and reviled Miss USA Rachel Smith has vowed to sue the GOP 'for being made the fall-guy in their dumbass immigration policies':...
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Funny story: (2008) Vatican Says Women Can't Be Priests & Should Stop Being So Uppity

(2008) Vatican Says Women Can't Be Priests & Should Stop Being So Uppity

(Vatican City) - The Vatican today announced that anyone attempting to ordain a woman into the priesthood would be excommunicated, as would the woman herself. The decree was signed by Cardinal William "Misogy" Levada, prefect of the congre...
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Funny story: (2008) TV Sport In Shock After Snooker 'Filth' Ban

(2008) TV Sport In Shock After Snooker 'Filth' Ban

(Defecated News) Sports-lovers were on shock last night after the BBC, ITV, SKY and BNP joined forces to ban snooker from TV. The move would create an unusual scenario where only radio stations would be allowed to give live commentary.
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Hungarian President Beaten To Death By All Male Mob For Criticizing Internet Porn

Hungary's President was killed by a mob, angry over rumors that he thought internet porn "unbecoming." He has been replaced with a dictator and all of his political allies shot.
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