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Funny story:  (2005) Expert Comedian Roseanne Reveals Appalling Shocker - She's Married to Simon Cowell!

(2005) Expert Comedian Roseanne Reveals Appalling Shocker - She's Married to Simon Cowell!

Secret weddings seem common these days, don't they? We here at The Spoof were baffled to find out that quite recently, comedian Roseanne, who earned popularity in the late 1980's with the self titled, family themed sitcom has very sud...
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Funny story:  (2009) Top Gear is Finished - Richard Hammond Refuses To Be Clarkson's New Dick

(2009) Top Gear is Finished - Richard Hammond Refuses To Be Clarkson's New Dick

The moment we have all dreaded is upon us - the Top Gear Triumvirate is to be sundered - and all because of a selfish action by Hammond. There is a sense of tragi-comedy about the news and the production team seems to believe that things can be pa...
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Funny story:  (2008) President Bush Hairdresser Discovers "666" Tattoo On His Scalp

(2008) President Bush Hairdresser Discovers "666" Tattoo On His Scalp

President George Bush fell into a new controversy this week when during a haircut at the White House, his personal hairdresser, Rebecca Goodgrip, discovered a previously unnoticed tattoo on his scalp bearing t...
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Funny story:  (2009) Harvard Prof., Henry L. Gates Jr., has a Rap Sheet with Campus Police

(2009) Harvard Prof., Henry L. Gates Jr., has a Rap Sheet with Campus Police

Cambridge, Massachusetts - The new alleged incriminating evidence comes as Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. is attempting to clear his name, after being arrested for causing a disturbance at his own home, when Cambridge police responded to a reported...
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Funny story:  (2007) Rowling: "The Printed Harry Potter 7's A Fake"

(2007) Rowling: "The Printed Harry Potter 7's A Fake"

LONDON --- Popular fiction writer J.K. Rowling, known for her epic "Harry Potter" series, admitted in a press conference today that the printed version of the seventh and final in the series, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, w...
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Funny story:  (2008) Gay Snooker Player Refuses 'Easy Brown' For 'Loose Pink'

(2008) Gay Snooker Player Refuses 'Easy Brown' For 'Loose Pink'

The favourite, and world number 3, Crispin Poofe, caused controversy at the Gay World Snooker Championships today, when, during the players' interval, he astonished his fans by refusing to pot an easy brown in favour of a...
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Funny story:  (2011) Looming NASA layoffs sparks quasar renaming campaign

(2011) Looming NASA layoffs sparks quasar renaming campaign

A massive glob of water 140 trillion times the volume of the earth's oceans was recently discovered 12 billion light years away surrounding a quasar in deep space. The revelation proves water is prevalent throughout the universe, even in its most...
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Funny story:  (2007) Global Warming Cloud Controversies & Al Gore

(2007) Global Warming Cloud Controversies & Al Gore

Al Gore says that clouds are growing more important in scientific studies of global warming. Speaking at a conference last week, Gore discussed reports from several scientific journals on the varying roles played by...
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Funny story:  (2011) Obama files for divorce

(2011) Obama files for divorce

The Executive Branch of the US Government filed a petition with the Judicial Branch yesterday, requesting a divorce from the Legislative Branch. Obama cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for wanting a legal split from Congress. The...
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Funny story:  (2008) George Bush enters Alcohol rehabilitation facility after strip-club binge

(2008) George Bush enters Alcohol rehabilitation facility after strip-club binge

Washington - U.S President George w. Bush has entered a Washington DC area rehab facility after crowds of onlookers where shocked to see the president carried from a local Texas strip club.
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Funny story:  (2010) Eastman-Kodak Will Die Within the Year

(2010) Eastman-Kodak Will Die Within the Year

Open your wallet and take out a $20.00 bill. Think of what you can buy with it: an 8gb thumb-drive, dinner for two at Wendy's, perhaps an Old Navy hoodie, if they are on sale. Now, imagine that, before you spend that Twenty, you have to give $17.
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Funny story:  (2007) Pete Doherty offered £2 million for Kate Moss sex tapes

(2007) Pete Doherty offered £2 million for Kate Moss sex tapes

London - (Ass Mess): Near-bankrupt Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty has told mates at Camden's Whorely Arms pub - where his unpaid bar tab has now exceeded its statutory £50,000 monthly limit - that he will settle all his debts by the weekend aft...
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Funny story:  (2007) Pervy Queens lawyer busted with 'anti-masturbation gum' and Alberto Gonzales blow-up doll

(2007) Pervy Queens lawyer busted with 'anti-masturbation gum' and Alberto Gonzales blow-up doll

New York - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A sting operation on a pervy Queens Legal Aid lawyer, Peter Barta, has stunned New York cops by the amount of 'kinky' material found in his Kew Gardens apartment.
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Funny story:  (2009) Kristin Stewart: Bella Is Dead!

(2009) Kristin Stewart: Bella Is Dead!

Actress Kristin Stewart talked to a few select reporters this morning and told everyone that "Bella" was dead, at least outside the movie theater. "I've got the best friends in the world", began the co-star of the Twilight series of movies. "Appar...
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Funny story:  (2004) Fast Food Industry Follows Krispy Kreme Doughnut Beverages Rollout

(2004) Fast Food Industry Follows Krispy Kreme Doughnut Beverages Rollout

Following the lead of Krispy Kreme, the fast food industry is quickly responding to the doughnut maker's announcement of doughnut-flavored drinks.
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Funny story:  (2007) Harry Potter Crisis Hotline gets badly needed assistance from Dr. Kevorkian

(2007) Harry Potter Crisis Hotline gets badly needed assistance from Dr. Kevorkian

London, England - The Harry Potter Crisis Hotline is setup to take calls from fans, many whom are emotionally ill-equip to handle the conclusion of the series, let alone the rumored loss major charters in J.K. Rowling's final installation, "...
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Funny story:  (2004) Martha Stewart to Market New Line of Electronic Bracelets, Bureaus, Book

(2004) Martha Stewart to Market New Line of Electronic Bracelets, Bureaus, Book

New York, NY-- Martha Stewart is seeking to market her new line of electronic bracelets at Tiffany's and her new line of bureaus at Target, sources close to Ms. Stewart said today. Ms Stewart is also said to be in deliberations with several major...
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Funny story:  (2007) Ron Paul Featured in New York Times; Fair and Balanced

(2007) Ron Paul Featured in New York Times; Fair and Balanced

Confirming an earlier prediction in The Spoof, the New York Times really did publish an article about Ron Paul, the surprisingly popular Republica...
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Funny story:  (2010) Janet Jackson To Play Michael Jackson In New Movie

(2010) Janet Jackson To Play Michael Jackson In New Movie

Since many of his fans can't get enough of Michael Jackson and miss him so much, Advantage Pictures are talking to Janet Jackson about playing the role of her brother in a new movie about his life, "I Never Promised You A Nose Garden". "If anyone...
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Funny story:  (2009) Kelly Clarkson Says Hilary Duff Was Inspiration For New Album

(2009) Kelly Clarkson Says Hilary Duff Was Inspiration For New Album

American Idol Season One winner Kelly Clarkson confessed that she looked up to former friend Hilary Duff while recording her new album "All I Ever Wanted". "She's like, so cool. She's got style and charisma and I needed to see someone in the same...
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Funny story:  (2010) Trust Me: Blockbuster Video is Dead.

(2010) Trust Me: Blockbuster Video is Dead.

If, on March 20, 2002, you had the fortunate forethought to dump, say, 150 shares of common stock in Blockbuster, Inc. (NYSE: BBI), you would have netted a cool $4,357. Not a King's ransom, but a nice chunk of change. The value of those same 150 s...
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Funny story:  (2006) Bush Massage Conspiracy

(2006) Bush Massage Conspiracy

"I think massaging women is extremely rewarding and often totally proper", says former US President Bill Clinton in his signature southern drawl. "I have been trying to get my friend and extended brother George, President Bush that is, to touch more...
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Eminent Authority Opines on Obama Administration "Transparency"

"The transparency of the Obama Administration is as pellucid as the pool of sludge at the bottom of an out house." M Voltaire

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