Spoof news events on this day in history
(2007) Paris Hilton Claims "I'm Still A Summer Virgin"
The official date for the start of summer has come. Beaches are full of surfers and bikini clad teens. People are sipping margaritas poolside. Sales of sun screen and big floppy hats are soaring. Beach balls and babes are both bouncing. Paris Hi...Read full story
(2010) Miley Cyrus's Under Age Vagina Flash, A Total Hoax?
Informants inside the Miley Cyrus camp have come forward to expose a hoax perpetrated on the American and world wide fans of the popular singer/actress Miley Cyrus. It appears the entertainer has had an on going grudge against celebrity blogger Pe...Read full story
(2008) Miley Has Quit Using a Toilet
Miley Cyrus has told new reporters that she will no longer be peeing in a toilet. She has decided to only use her pants.Read full story
(2004) Paris Hilton to Have Sex on Next SpaceshipOne Mission!
"I've had sex everywhere else; now I want to do it in space!" says Paris Hilton, slutty heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune. "I've already booked passage on that new private Spaceship One. Rick Salomon is going up with me and...Read full story
(2007) Kate Middleton seen fumbling in William's private quarters
London - (Ass mess): To the rapturous joy of the 2,250,000+ gullible morons who make up the readership of the Mail on Sunday, former royal slapper Kate Middleton has been reported today as "disappearing up the Prince's private quarters&quo...Read full story
(2008) Sarah Jessica Parker arrested for gross negligee
Sarah Jessica Parker, star of "Sex and the city" has been formally cautioned at the Carabinieri Canine specialist Police station in Florence after a photo shoot for her new fragrance 'Rabies' ended in chaos today.Read full story
(2012) NATO on High Alert As UFO's Buzz More Turkish Jets. Syria Claim Aliens Attempting To Spark Nuclear War
A spokeswoman says NATO's governing body will meet Tuesday to discuss the Alien downing of a Turkish plane in Syrian airspace and suspicions that maybe a UFO was not responsible for the attack, a clear act of war, but maybe the Syrian's themselves.Read full story
(2011) When Harry met Pippa
London, England. The latest gossip surrounding the Royal family, a Germanic tribe who live in lavish palaces up and down the British main land, suggests that Prince Harry is forming an idyllic relationship with the sister of Kate Middleton, Pippa.Read full story
(2004) US Postal System Nears Collapse!
Unconfirmed Sources report that the US postal system has been plunged into chaos. Too many streets and towns newly renamed after Ronald Reagan are to blame. Postal employees just don't know where to send the mail!...Read full story
(2010) iPhone 4 recall - but only for left handers
Rumors have astounded the telecommunications world today following the understanding that all cool new iPhone 4 phones bought by left-handed customers are to be recalled. It has been alleged that when held in the left hand, the iPhone 4 gradually...Read full story
(2008) iPhone or iPorn?
CUPERTINO, CA - The iPhone 2.0. The new crown-jewel of Apple Inc. promises to be much improved over its wildly popular original incarnation. And while its speed, and sleek design may be causing nerds and tech-dorks to sport, its the new iP...Read full story
(2007) New Winner of Ugliest Dog Contest is One Ugly Pooch!
The Westminster Kennel Club, Eukanuba Dog Show, and A.K.C. have a new champion. After the death last year of a seven time ugly dog champion, there is a canine wearing the crown.Read full story
(2005) Japan Sells Supersized "Blue Whale Burger," McDonald's to Follow
TOKYO (UPI)-In a move that has enraged environmentalists, a fast food chain in Japan has begun offering a supersized "Blue Whale Burger" even as anti-whaling nations urged Japan to cut back on its whale catch at an international conference on whaling...Read full story
(2003) Dusty Bin to become gay icon
3-2-1's most famous asset - the Bin - has been taken high upon the shoulders of self-proclaimed "gay people", and is set to become the next big thing amongst queers.Read full story
(2009) Astronauts Complain of UFO and Alien Spying
Female astronauts aboard the International Space station have been complaining that they have no privacy from the spying eyes of UFOs according to NASA documents leaked to the media. "Every time I get undressed for bed one of those UFO things is p...Read full story
(2003) SMS Blamed for New Spate of Illiteracy
In a study carried out in England and Wales, it has been found that children who send over ten text messages (txts) per day are producing increasingly poor work.Read full story
(2004) BBC to Air Pro-Saddam Documentary
London (AP) - The British Broadcasting Corporation has announced it is to air a pro-Saddam Hussein documentary. In a statement the BBC board of directors said 'the decision to make this documentary isn't expected to to be controversial'.Read full story
(2007) American Idle to hook up with Dancing With the Stars
New York (US&A): In what seems to be the most unnecessary news in decades, American Idle judge Simon Cow-dung has announced that in coming seasons, American Idle will be a part of "Danci...Read full story
(2004) Post-Natal Abortion Legalized
LONDON, England -- A new law, just approved by parliament, requires all prospective parents to sign a Declaration of Parenthood after the birth of their child and before the infant receives any official documents. Until this paper is signed, the newl...Read full story
(2014) Mayo Clinic study: The heartbreak of (Loving Your Own Farts (LYOF) receives $50,000,000 federal grant!
In an early morning press conference today in Rochester, Minnesota, the Mayo Clinic announced the results of its study of LYOF. The study titled: The heartbreak of LYOF (Loving your own farts) and sub-titled: Mankinds infatuation wirh flatulatio...Read full story
(2009) Adam Lambert Named As New Miss California
First, Miss California, USA Carrie Prejean, who stirred up a hornet's nest of controversy when she said gays shouldn't be allowed to marry, and got the word from pageant head Donald Trump was replaced by runner-up, Tami Farrell. But Trump and othe...Read full story
(2008) Roger Federer's Own Mom: "Roger is Prime For A Butt-Kickin'"
Wimbledon - Since his devastating loss at the French Open, it seems everyone has been weighing in on Roger's chances at Wimbledon. Even though he seldom drops a set before the finals on grass, doubters seem to be plentiful.Read full story