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Funny story:  (2006) Stephen Hawkins reveals ‘I made all that space stuff up and I'm actually not that clever'

(2006) Stephen Hawkins reveals ‘I made all that space stuff up and I'm actually not that clever'

Cambridge, England -- It was revealed yesterday that self-styled ‘cleverest man on the planet' Prof. Stephen Hawkins has actually been pulling the proverbial wool over the eyes of the world for decades. At a hastily arranged emergency press conferen...
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Funny story:  (2009) Michael Jackson Son Omer Bhatti Has His Nose

(2009) Michael Jackson Son Omer Bhatti Has His Nose

Los Angeles, CA - Michael Jackson's alleged love child, Omer Bhatti, has his nose...literally. When Michael Jackson's body was removed by ambulance on that fateful day of his death, Omer Bhatti followed behind, five minutes later, carrying the nose o...
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Funny story:  (2005) Saddam Hussein/WMD Report Vindicates George W. Bush

(2005) Saddam Hussein/WMD Report Vindicates George W. Bush

President George W. Bush has pointed to the report by weapons inspectors saying that Saddam Hussein had no Weapons of Mass Destruction as proof positive that Saddam Hussein had Weapons of Mass Destruction. Speaking on the campaign trail, Bush told a...
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Funny story:  (2005) When "Hog Fever" Goes Too Far

(2005) When "Hog Fever" Goes Too Far

ALAPAHA, GA (AP) A giant wild hog fever is running rampant. The recent kill of the 1000 pound feral hog called "Hogzilla" has everyone catching the idea of hunting for unique animals.
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Funny story:  (2009) Nick Jonas' new mustache.

(2009) Nick Jonas' new mustache.

Teen sensation Nick Jonas from the popular boy band The Jonas Brothers has told press that to complete his new look he is set to grow a mustache. Nick Jonas who previously and is said to be dating Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus told press that growi...
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Funny story:  (2005) Fidel Castro to retire to the U.S.

(2005) Fidel Castro to retire to the U.S.

Havana -- On August 13, he turns 79; and for one that has lived a life like that of Fidel Castro, all that is left to do is retire. "And maybe swing a golf club or two," said Castro at a going-away party for the Iraqi ambassador just last week in Ha...
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Funny story:  (2005) Michael Jackson To Enter Drinks Market

(2005) Michael Jackson To Enter Drinks Market

Michael Jackson plans to produce and sell his own brand of Jesus juice. The product ,aimed at 10-14 year old boys, will be available from Grocery Stores and Sex Shops at the start of next year and will come in 500ml cans marked "Sprite" And...
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Funny story:  (2009) Miley Cyrus Arrives On 'Wizards...' Set With Cupcakes As She Makes Cameo

(2009) Miley Cyrus Arrives On 'Wizards...' Set With Cupcakes As She Makes Cameo

Miley Cyrus made sure she was a hit with the cast and crew of Wizards Of Waverly Place when she filmed her cameo appearance on the hit show - she arrived on set with cupcakes! How sweet, right? Hum, no. The old teenager guest stars as herself in u...
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Funny story:  (2008) Sir Alex Ferguson Is Just Plain Wrong About Cristiano Ronaldo

(2008) Sir Alex Ferguson Is Just Plain Wrong About Cristiano Ronaldo

Sir Alex Ferguson made a monumental mistake yesterday when, speaking about the Cristiano Ronaldo debacle, the Man Utd boss told the world's Press that "the worst thing that he can do is go to AC Milan".
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Funny story:  (2004) Gaddafi Acquires Manchester United

(2004) Gaddafi Acquires Manchester United

Libyan strongman, president for life, father of the nation, Sultan of all he surveys, WH Smith, Tripoli under-16 javelin bronze, potentate plenitentiary, Dominoes Pizzas, leader supreme, Muammar Gaddafi has bought a controlling interest in Manchester...
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Funny story:  (2007) Heather Mills faces losing her other leg

(2007) Heather Mills faces losing her other leg

London - (Ass mess): Children of entertainer Paul McCartney have said that their dad's daftass gold-gigger wife Heather Mills may just lose her other leg if she carries on with her arm-and-leg divorce plans to fleece him for a reported £30 millio...
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Funny story:  (2008) ABBA nice day - Stereophonics release album of cover songs.

(2008) ABBA nice day - Stereophonics release album of cover songs.

Wales biggest boyband and former choir boys, The Stereophonics have recorded a tribute album to the shiny and sparkly Swedish quartet more commonly known as ABBA.
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Funny story:  (2005) New Vehicle from Ford: "Not Your Grandfather's Car"

(2005) New Vehicle from Ford: "Not Your Grandfather's Car"

Deerborne, MI-- Ford Motor Company unveiled plans for its highly anticipated 2006 model "Equis LX," a vehicle that may very well revolutionize the automotive industry.
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Funny story:  (2009) Britney Spears Forgets The Singing Part Of Show In Russia

(2009) Britney Spears Forgets The Singing Part Of Show In Russia

After receiving death threats before her "Circus" show in Russia, Britney Spears came out in what appeared to be her sexy nighty and began to dance. As the hand clapping got louder and louder, she apparently thought she heard a shot because she do...
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Funny story:  (2004) Conservative Group Campaigns Against Same-sex Friendships

(2004) Conservative Group Campaigns Against Same-sex Friendships

Davenport, IA - According to conservative group, the Family Unity Council (FUC), Jason Michaels, and his best friend Dave Sloan, both nine, represent a growing threat to the stability of the American family. The boys, who enjoy fishing, riding bikes...
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Funny story:  (2007) "Let sleeping elephants lie…or you may [die]," Man in Thailand learns too late trying to compose ancient proverb of his own

(2007) "Let sleeping elephants lie…or you may [die]," Man in Thailand learns too late trying to compose ancient proverb of his own

Sidney, Australia - An elephant killed a 30-year-old-man in eastern Thailand today. Reportedly, he provoked the fatal incident by hitting the idle beast while it was asleep in a field. Onlookers tried to rescue the man from the enraged six-year-old c...
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Funny story:  (2008) Puffin McMuffin.....on your menu?

(2008) Puffin McMuffin.....on your menu?

Machias, Me./ AP - In keeping with their regional marketing plans, a Machias, Me. McDonnalds has been authorized to test market their new breakfast sandwich, The Puffin McMuffin. Machias's Seal Island has been a natural habitat for the colorful on...
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Funny story:  (2007) Hanging Washing on the Line Bad for Environment

(2007) Hanging Washing on the Line Bad for Environment

After an exhaustive three year study, scientists at the University of the Isle of Dogs, East London, (UIDEL) have discovered what they think could be the real cause of global warming - people all over the world hanging out their washing to dry writes...
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Funny story:  (2007) Last Cannibal Woman Dies of Tooth Decay

(2007) Last Cannibal Woman Dies of Tooth Decay

A 98 year old cannibal woman from the Chupacabra tribe has finally passed on. After many years in the mountains of Kilamanjaro, the woman's teeth had become useless because of chewing gum with too much sugar.
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Funny story:  (2005) "Scotty" goes to big engine room in the sky; NASA Engineers shocked, saddened

(2005) "Scotty" goes to big engine room in the sky; NASA Engineers shocked, saddened

Redmond, WA. James Doohan, affectionately known as "Scotty" to millions of Trekkies and Engineers the world over, died quietly at his home near the Microsoft campus on Wednesday.
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Funny story:  (2005) Mob Bank Chief Raises Loan Sharking Rates to 35.5%

(2005) Mob Bank Chief Raises Loan Sharking Rates to 35.5%

Jersey City, NJ -- After two full days of meetings with representatives from the five major crime families, Central Mob Bank Chief Al Giorbilini has decided to raise interest rates on all loans by 5000 basis points to 35.5%.
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Funny story:  (2011) Carlos Irwin Estevez Has Sent Resume to Tiger Woods Applying For Job of Caddy

(2011) Carlos Irwin Estevez Has Sent Resume to Tiger Woods Applying For Job of Caddy

Tiger Woods is caddyless and is advertising for a new caddy. This morning amongst the pile of resumes he received was a fifteen page resume from someone named Carlos Irwin Estevez. Not recognizing the name Tiger was about to put the resume on the...
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