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Funny story: (2007) Boy Shoots 1,151 Pound Wild Hog in Alabama Same Day Rosie O'Donnell Reported Missing in State

(2007) Boy Shoots 1,151 Pound Wild Hog in Alabama Same Day Rosie O'Donnell Reported Missing in State

An eleven year old boy in Alabama killed a wild boar hog weighing 1151 pounds on a hunting trip with his father. The pig is reportedly larger than the famous Hogzilla of the state and is the largest reported boar ever.
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Funny story: (2006) Yet Another 110 Year Old Man Killed On Irish Roads

(2006) Yet Another 110 Year Old Man Killed On Irish Roads

Ireland- Residents of the small town of Killala, Co Mayo, were left to mourn the tragic death of yet another 110 year old man in a road accident.
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Funny story: (2008) American Irony University To Open

(2008) American Irony University To Open

It was announced today that the United States is to open a University of Irony, in Chatanooga Creek, Oklahoma.
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Funny story: (2007) New Scientific Studies Show That Watching Gay Porn Makes Men Infertile

(2007) New Scientific Studies Show That Watching Gay Porn Makes Men Infertile

Yesterday German scientist Stefan Landheimer released new proof that watching gay porn actually negatively affects a man's fertility.
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Funny story: (2009) Britain's Got Talent - 'Glad Jamie Pugh lost cos he gots on my bristols' says tosser Amanda!

(2009) Britain's Got Talent - 'Glad Jamie Pugh lost cos he gots on my bristols' says tosser Amanda!

Loopy- too- big- for- her- shoes Amanda Holden, 43 told a bum-rag newspaper she thought that pizza delivery driver Jamie Pugh had not been "genuine" during his performance of "Bring Him Home" from Les Miserables and said that she wished that she had...
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Funny story: (2007) Sweden pulls out of Ms Universe contest after topless decision

(2007) Sweden pulls out of Ms Universe contest after topless decision

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): Sweden has pulled out of Monday's Miss Universe competition after strict new guidelines in the pageant's topless category banned surgiaclly-enhanced contestants.
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Funny story: (2009) Britain's Got Talent - makes kids cry and is cruel to child contestants says watchdog

(2009) Britain's Got Talent - makes kids cry and is cruel to child contestants says watchdog

A children's watchdog charity has slammed 'Britain's Got Talent', due to the cruelty inflicted onto the younger contestants and Jamie Pugh - due to Amanda Holden. Valerie Doolittle said " I am becoming more and more distressed with seeing childre...
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Funny story: (2007) Prince Charles Changes Royal Title

(2007) Prince Charles Changes Royal Title

In a shock move, Prince Charles has decided to drop his title 'Prince of Wales' in favour of the title 'Prince of Darkness'.
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Funny story: (2004) American Idol Not Racist Enough

(2004) American Idol Not Racist Enough

Somewhere in Alabama, Jim Rednecker announced from beneath his sheet today that he's "sick and doggurn' tired about all the belly...
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Funny story: (2007) Bong Hits 4 Incest! as Creationist Museum hails Cain's Mormon marriage to sisters

(2007) Bong Hits 4 Incest! as Creationist Museum hails Cain's Mormon marriage to sisters

Petersburgh, Kentucky - (Ass Mess): Global anti-Biblical humbug pressure group Bong Hits 4 Incest! has staged a demonstration in Petersburg today outside the latest Creationist Museum to open to the witless and gullible American public.
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Funny story: (2005) Side Effects of Bird Flu Vaccines Spark Concern

(2005) Side Effects of Bird Flu Vaccines Spark Concern

BEIJING, May 26 (UPI) - Although China has developed vaccines that block the spread of the deadly H5N1 strain of bird flu among birds and mammals according to Xinhua news agency, scientists fear the side effects which have been encountered in testing...
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Funny story: (2004) Man Marries Right Hand

(2004) Man Marries Right Hand

In a move that confuses and astounds those both for and against the hotly debated gay marriage issue, Peter Jerkinson married his own right hand earlier this morning in his hometown of Las Vegas, Nevada.
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Funny story: (2007) Clover margarine pulled amid bird flu fears

(2007) Clover margarine pulled amid bird flu fears

Telford, Shropshire - (Ass Mess): The Dairy Crest Food (sic) Company has pulled over two million tubs of its slimy yellow margarine spread from supermarket shelves after fears that it is contaminated with bird flu.
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Funny story: (2014) McDonald's Launches New Minimum Wage Menu

(2014) McDonald's Launches New Minimum Wage Menu

McDonaldland, USA -- Bowing to pressure from minimum-wage maximization advocates, the McDonald's Corporation today introduced a "more affordable" menu designed exclusively for workers at the bottom of the pay scale. "We can't afford to raise the s...
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Funny story: (2008) President Bush Plans Ultrasecret Invasion of Saudi Arabia to Insure Security of the US!

(2008) President Bush Plans Ultrasecret Invasion of Saudi Arabia to Insure Security of the US!

Jame's (U.K.) has learned via leaks at the highest levels that the U.S., under a plan hatched by President Bush called Project FAS, for F--- Saudi Arabia, plans to solve the immediate and near-term U.S. oil crisis by seizing all the oil and gas p...
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Funny story: (2004) Bush Urges Congress to Pass Federal Seafood Amendment

(2004) Bush Urges Congress to Pass Federal Seafood Amendment

Washington, DC - Citing the need to protect the sanctity of eating seafood, President Bush has urged Congress to swiftly pass the Federal Seafood Amendment (FSA), which would define finned animals as the only proper aquatic food to eat.
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Funny story: (2004) Dick Cheney Going to Baghdad

(2004) Dick Cheney Going to Baghdad

WASHINGTON AP The White House announced today that Vice President Dick Cheney was being immediately dispatched to Iraq in order to find out who...
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Funny story: (2007) Rosie O'Donnell To Jerry Springer: I Want Your Job!

(2007) Rosie O'Donnell To Jerry Springer: I Want Your Job!

Hollywood, California - Rosie has openly expressed, while live on The View, an interest in in hosting The Price is Right, but Bob Barker already gave it to some else. Now off The View and still no takers, Rosie appears desperate for a new show to hos...
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Funny story: (2004) Air Force contract goes to Pakistan

(2004) Air Force contract goes to Pakistan

Last branch of service to be outsourced...
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Funny story: (2008) Mars Phoenix discovers crude oceans

(2008) Mars Phoenix discovers crude oceans

Northern Plains, Mars - (Hydrocarbons Mess): Scientists at NASA's Jet Convulsion Laboratory are celebrating today after the Mars Phoenix sent back stunning pictures confirming the red planet is a gigantic rock/ice-covered crude ocean.
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Funny story: (2005) Diana - Could Have Been Murder or Accident Shock!

(2005) Diana - Could Have Been Murder or Accident Shock!

The Scotland Yard investigation into the death in 1997 of Princess Diana has uncovered startling new evidence which could suggest that her death could have been murder or alternatively, may have been an accident.
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Funny story: (2008) Barak Obama to change his last name to Kennedy and convert to Catholicism

(2008) Barak Obama to change his last name to Kennedy and convert to Catholicism

MIDDLETOWN, Connecticut - Paying tribute to ailing Senator Edward Kennedy, US Presidential candidate Barak Obama told students at Wesleyan University he will be changing his name and converting to Catholicism.
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Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV

George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".
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