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Funny story: (2009) Paris Hilton sucks Lady Gaga's Pussy on the internet!

(2009) Paris Hilton sucks Lady Gaga's Pussy on the internet!

Lady Gaga's furry pussy was sucked in a new bombshell, porno video, by Paris Hilton, as they rolled, purred and pussied on a white tiger skin rug. Lady, opening her white stockinged thighs whilst rollicking to Wacko's, I'm Mad, slipped on the rug...
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Funny story: (2009) Pussy Calls Miley Gomez And Selena Cyrus Real Sluts

(2009) Pussy Calls Miley Gomez And Selena Cyrus Real Sluts

A Pussy calling himself Skoob today panned teen-queens Miley Gomez and Selena Cyrus for being sluts Real. The pussy, Skoob, who by his own admission is a bit of a tosser, finally today plucked up the courage to challenge Hannah Louisiana star Sele...
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Funny story: (2007) Frangrant Kate Moss perfume "smells like coke and looks like piss sample"

(2007) Frangrant Kate Moss perfume "smells like coke and looks like piss sample"

London - (Rioters): The launch date for Kate Moss's new signature perfume L'Air du Moss has been postponed indefinitely after fragrance industry complaints that it "smells exactly like cocaine".
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Funny story: (2010) Steamy Lesbian Soap Bubble Shower Clip - 'Not Us' Say Emma Watson & Katy Perry

(2010) Steamy Lesbian Soap Bubble Shower Clip - 'Not Us' Say Emma Watson & Katy Perry

Following the release of an internet clip on notorious website hehhehsortedwinkwink.con depicting explicit lesbianese sex acts in a shower stall, with soap bubbles and a loofah... Which named the participating lesbian couple as Emma Watson - Hermi...
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Funny story: (2010) Alexa Rae Joel Diagnosed with Mariska Hargitay Syndrome

(2010) Alexa Rae Joel Diagnosed with Mariska Hargitay Syndrome

Alexa Ray Joel, the daughter of bug-eyed songsmith Billy Joel and Supermodel Christie Brinkley, has been diagnosed with Mariska Hargitay Syndrome (MHS) --an autoimmune disorder that temporarily suppresses mitochondrial DNA in fetuses, allowing only t...
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Funny story: (2010) Robert Pattinson Loses Front Door Key - Txts Kristen Stewart In Desperation

(2010) Robert Pattinson Loses Front Door Key - Txts Kristen Stewart In Desperation

Sensational breaking news from Hollywood! - Just when everybody was starting to believe that the Twilight franchise was just about played out, Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen in the Twilight saga - astounded even the most hard nosed Hollywood report...
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Funny story: (2007) Eddie Murphy: "Scary Spice stole my sperm!"

(2007) Eddie Murphy: "Scary Spice stole my sperm!"

Hollywood - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Hollywood star Eddie Murphy has hit back at this week's paternity lawsuit findings by claiming 'Scary Spice' - former Spice Girl Mel B - "literally stole the sperm from my balls" to impregnate...
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Funny story: (2007) Amtrak Provides Free Booze, AA Responds

(2007) Amtrak Provides Free Booze, AA Responds

No sooner had Amtrak announced a program providing $100 in free booze on selected train trips than Alcoholics Anonymous announced a new AA program on wheels.
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Funny story: (2009) Ford Motor Co. Closes Doors in Wake of 'Cash for Clunkers."

(2009) Ford Motor Co. Closes Doors in Wake of 'Cash for Clunkers."

Detroit- In a bold move, Ford Motor Company President and CEO Alan Mulally announced today that the company is closing its doors for good. "Let's face it," Mulally said, "This company has been producing clunkers for far too long. Everyone is awar...
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Funny story: (2007) Police respond to 911-phone call at L.A. Mayor's mansion; new girlfriend demands he merges his last name with hers

(2007) Police respond to 911-phone call at L.A. Mayor's mansion; new girlfriend demands he merges his last name with hers

Los Angeles, California - Police responded to the Los Angeles Mayor's mansion in the early morning predawn hours today to a 911-phone call from neighbors complaining of raised voices, and the sound of shattering glass. Police arrived to find the...
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Funny story: (2007) Leading Source of Polar Melting: Walrus Farts

(2007) Leading Source of Polar Melting: Walrus Farts

According to a new National Geographic study released Wednesday, Walrus farts are now the leading contributer to polar ice melting. However, despite their danger, walrus flatulence has, until recently, passed under the radar. Apparently North Ameri...
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Funny story: (2009) Jade Goody talks to mum through psychic: "I just slapped Gandhi"

(2009) Jade Goody talks to mum through psychic: "I just slapped Gandhi"

Jade Goody, the beloved and much missed reality TV legend, has spoken to Jackiey Budden, her intelligent and articulate mum, through a psychic. At a séance earlier this week, the psychic channelled Jade's angelic spirit to communicate with her mum...
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Funny story: (2005) Boy Scouts to Study Safe Erections

(2005) Boy Scouts to Study Safe Erections

UFI -- Shocked by the electrocution of three Scout leaders at their national jamboree, the Boy Scouts of America today announced a new Electrical Safety Merit Badge, to be known as a "Sparky." Avoiding potential electrocution during tent...
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Funny story: (2007) Time Traveler posts Ron Paul video on youtube

(2007) Time Traveler posts Ron Paul video on youtube

A time traveler who is a Ron Paul supporter has posted a video on youtube showing election night 2008. The video clearly shows CNN making the announcement that Ron Paul is the winner of the 2008 Presidential election.
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Funny story: (2007) Obama declares Beyoncé's musical chart topper 'To the Left, To the Left' as his official 2008 Presidential campaign theme song

(2007) Obama declares Beyoncé's musical chart topper 'To the Left, To the Left' as his official 2008 Presidential campaign theme song

Washington, D.C. - Barack Obama has announced today that Beyoncé's popular musical chart topper, "To the Left, To the Left," is now his official 2008 Presidential campaign song. However, the decision to go with the song caused a rift i...
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Funny story: (2007) When Will Bush Decide He Has ENOUGH Power?

(2007) When Will Bush Decide He Has ENOUGH Power?

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - President Bush added power to the power to the power to the power that he gave himself by issuing the Executive Order: Block...
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Funny story: (2007) Head of Russia's navy says it should have permanent naval presence in Alaskan waters

(2007) Head of Russia's navy says it should have permanent naval presence in Alaskan waters

Bloodyvostok, Russia - (Rioters): Admiral Vladimir Masorin, head of the Russian navy, has said it should have a permanent naval presence in Alaskan water, mirroring the military ambitions of the Corrupt Bastards Club.
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Funny story: (2014) Celebrities attack selfish Palestinians for caring more about their lives under siege, than their Hollywood careers

(2014) Celebrities attack selfish Palestinians for caring more about their lives under siege, than their Hollywood careers

Hollywood celebrities have brought the streets of downtown to a standstill asking for the Palestinians to stop being so self obsessed, stop playing the victim card and let some other less contentious world issue dominant the Tv screens and news agend...
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Funny story: (2007) Leeds United To Be 'Banished To The Wilderness'

(2007) Leeds United To Be 'Banished To The Wilderness'

Leeds United were yesterday dealt a fresh blow to their already almost insurmountable problems, when the Football League imposed a 15-point penalty on the West Yorkshire club.
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Funny story: (2007) Spielberg and Lucas to Make Spoof Movie

(2007) Spielberg and Lucas to Make Spoof Movie

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - It looked like The Spoof movie had fallen into the Twilight Zone as the cost increased.
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Funny story: (2010) Iceland Volcanoes Ready To Blow, Maybe Simultaneously!

(2010) Iceland Volcanoes Ready To Blow, Maybe Simultaneously!

An Icelandic volcano that caused air traffic chaos after erupting last month has gone dormant, but it is too early to declare the eruption over, an official in Iceland restated Wednesday. Airlines across Europe had stopped flying for days after th...
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Funny story: (2007) Murdoch's Wall Street Journal purchase "a preparation to back Hillary 2008"

(2007) Murdoch's Wall Street Journal purchase "a preparation to back Hillary 2008"

Wall Street - (Ass Mess): Rupert Murdoch's purchase of the Wall Street Journal this week has been confirmed by insider trading sources as his final preparation to officially back Hillary Clinton's 2008 White House bid.
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The infamous congregation mistakenly installed a large anus with a breast pump attached to it, instead of a fountain. Pastor has commented, "now God hates us!" 5 Members burned themselves alive.
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