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Funny story: (2009) Selena Gomez Calls Miley Cyrus "A Pussy, A Real Slut!"

(2009) Selena Gomez Calls Miley Cyrus "A Pussy, A Real Slut!"

Disney dolls Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez are at it again but now, it's all because of Selena. The Wizards Of Waverly Place starlet called Miley Cyrus "a pussy, a real slut who doesn't know how to sing or act, put by Disney just like that, publici...
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Funny story: (2007) George Best shagged Bin Laden's new daughter-in-law

(2007) George Best shagged Bin Laden's new daughter-in-law

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Osama Bin Laden's new daughter-in-law was once shagged by footballer George Best according to Foreign Orifice sources today.
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Funny story: (2010) Emma Watson & Daniel Radcliffe - Nude Beach & Bubble Bath Pics Not For Publication

(2010) Emma Watson & Daniel Radcliffe - Nude Beach & Bubble Bath Pics Not For Publication

Sources today confirmed with a 93% degree of probability that naked shots of Harry Potter stars Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson, on the beach and enjoying a bubble bath do actually exist. Then went on to say that these pictures would never see th...
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Funny story: (2004) Hard Time for Kerry at First Transvestite Concert

(2004) Hard Time for Kerry at First Transvestite Concert

Senator Kerry held his first joint Transvestite Concert with British comedian Eddie Izzard in San Francisco. 12 additional Transvestite concerts were scheduled as Kerry attempts to appeal to another minority group in his bid for the Presidency. Sen...
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Funny story: (2012) Flash Mob Teens Met By Flash Mob Police Dogs

(2012) Flash Mob Teens Met By Flash Mob Police Dogs

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - A group of about 20 teenagers who went into Stefano Silvestri's Shirt Shop got the surprise of their young lives. The teens thought that they could just barge in and help themselves to whatever shirts they wanted free of c...
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Funny story: (2006) Mel Gibson to Have Bris

(2006) Mel Gibson to Have Bris

(Hollyweird--AP) In a stunning public relations move, disgraced Hollyweird Hunk Mel Gibson has agreed to undergo a "Retro-active Bris" to attone for recent vitriolic, anti-Semitic remarks, made during his now infamous DUI arrest.
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Funny story: (2009) Britney Spears & Lady GaGa Collaboration!

(2009) Britney Spears & Lady GaGa Collaboration!

Legendary pop princesses and bitches Britney Spears and Lady GaGa will be both teaming up to record a new song, a hit (oh yeah!) together! Yay! The song which will be written by Spears and Lady Gaga with the help of big-time producers Richard Viss...
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Funny story: (2009) David Crosby will donate sperm to Adam Lambert: "So long as he don't spit!"

(2009) David Crosby will donate sperm to Adam Lambert: "So long as he don't spit!"

David Crosby is known for donating sperm to homosexuals who want to become pregnant. He donated sperm to "fellow" musician Melissa Etheridge so that she, and "fellow" lesbian partner, at the time, Julie Cypher could have children together. The two...
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Funny story: (2010) Kara DioGuardi Visits Casey James after Being Fired by Idol

(2010) Kara DioGuardi Visits Casey James after Being Fired by Idol

Kara DioGuardi was praying for a reason to get back in touch with her favorite American Idol, Casey James, after he was booted from the show. Her prayers were answered. DioGuardi was recently told that her contract wouldn't be renewed and she'd no lo...
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Funny story: (2004) Trash does Talking for Yankees' Steinbrenner

(2004) Trash does Talking for Yankees' Steinbrenner

New York, NY - In a scene that must have been reminiscent of Scarface, New York Yankees' owner George Steinbrenner on Saturday appears to have envisioned an orgy of acquisitions before Major League Baseball's trading deadline. Notes discovered i...
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Funny story: (2007) Britney Spears Assaults Paparazzi with Mothers Milk Product

(2007) Britney Spears Assaults Paparazzi with Mothers Milk Product

Las Vegas Nevada, Britney Spears assaulted two photographers outside a spa in Las Vegas two days ago According to witnesses she threw a baby bottle full of mothers milk at paparazzi as they attempted to photograph her.
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Funny story: (2007) Aishwarya Rai the new Bond Girl in From Bollywood With Love

(2007) Aishwarya Rai the new Bond Girl in From Bollywood With Love

Bollywood - (Celebrity Guess): Green-eyed mega-goddess Aishwarya Rai is rumored to be on the verge of signing up as the next Bond Girl in the forthcoming blockbuster From Bollywood With Love.
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Funny story: (2006) Cyclist Tests Positive For LSD

(2006) Cyclist Tests Positive For LSD

Tour de France Cyclist Zed Grooverson has given a positive drugs test, his Diamonds In The Sky team has revealed.
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Funny story: (2004) New Dell CEO Given 72 Hours To Live

(2004) New Dell CEO Given 72 Hours To Live

AUSTIN, Tx - Kevin Rollins, the newly appointed CEO of Dell, Inc., has reportedly been taken hostage by a group of displaced Dell technical support representatives just hours after his appointment. Following the annual stockholders' meeting Friday,...
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Funny story: (2007) No Balmoral invite for Kate Middleton

(2007) No Balmoral invite for Kate Middleton

Balmoral Castle, Blackader - (Ass Mess): There will be no royal invitation for Kate Middleton to join the Puppet Monarchy at the Highlands retreat of Balmoral Castle this year after hundreds of nude photos of her shagging the entire Blues & Roya...
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Funny story: (2009) Tom Felton Gets New Girl

(2009) Tom Felton Gets New Girl

Today it emerged that actor Tom Felton has a little bit of real magic in his life in the form of new girlfriend Ceekaii. The stunning unknown has been spotted out with the actor on several occasions. She is said to be a dancer but hopes one day to be...
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Funny story: (2007) Joey Barton Charged With Exposing Himself

(2007) Joey Barton Charged With Exposing Himself

Footballer and hatchet man Joey Barton has been charged with 'exposing himself' by police, after he displayed his backside following a match at Everton last season. A lesser...
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Funny story: (2010) Blackpool FC Face New Drama Over Donkey Droppings

(2010) Blackpool FC Face New Drama Over Donkey Droppings

Premier League newboys, Blackpool FC, may have made it back into football's big time, but their long-suffering fans may have to wait just a tad longer to see their heroes in action, after FA executives put a block on the club playing at home until a...
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Funny story: (2006) Scientists Stunned to Learn the Extent of Unknown Bacteria in Oceans

(2006) Scientists Stunned to Learn the Extent of Unknown Bacteria in Oceans

Dr. Quinn Queasy, a marine researcher of great renown, was enjoying breakfast with his wife when he read about it in his morning newspaper. A global Census of Marine Life had just revealed that there might be more than 10 million types of bacteria (...
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Funny story: (2010) Inception Tops Box Office Chart For Third week Running - Pattinson And Stewart Furious

(2010) Inception Tops Box Office Chart For Third week Running - Pattinson And Stewart Furious

As Leonardo DiCaprio tops the movie chart for the third week running with dream theft fantasy flick - 'Inception' the marginally talentless stars of the Twilight saga, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have had some pretty hardcore questions to as...
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Funny story: (2004) I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman!

(2004) I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman!

As the F.A tries to steel itself against its latest high profile scandal, Sven Goran Eriksson refuses to be its latest victim. Palios out, Gibson to follow, where does that leave the England manager?...
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Funny story: (2009) Study reveals why British women cannot estimate size "for shit"

(2009) Study reveals why British women cannot estimate size "for shit"

Sir Isaac Newton wrote, "English women cannot estimate size, for shit!" Scientists throughout the British Isles have been stumped by this phenomenon for seven centuries, if not longer. TheSpoof.com's Skoob1999, an "amateur" cultural anthropologist,...
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John Boehner Admits: I Am a Woman!

John Boehner today admitted what many have suspected for years, he has a vagina. "I have wanted to bring out the truth for so long said Joan through his tears, now I can cry and nave mascara run!
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