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Funny story: (2007) Lynsey Lohan admits, 'I played with Britney Spears' pussy during 3-in-a-bed Lesbo romp'

(2007) Lynsey Lohan admits, 'I played with Britney Spears' pussy during 3-in-a-bed Lesbo romp'

Hollywood actress, Lyndsey Lohan, has broken her silence over the recent 'Three in a bed lesbo romp' scandal which threatens to destroy the career of former virginal, pop princess, Britney Spears.
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Funny story: (2008) National High School Cheerleading Championships Conclude in Florida

(2008) National High School Cheerleading Championships Conclude in Florida

The National High School Cheerleading Championships took place once again at Walt Disney World in sunny Orlando, Florida. Teams from every state in the nation attended the competition to prove that they could jump, yell, flip, and wave their pom pom...
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Funny story: (2010) Zookeeper Raped by Gorilla

(2010) Zookeeper Raped by Gorilla

Zoo keeper Roy Schlemmer had no idea what he was getting himself into when he reported to work today at the San Jose Zoo. The zoo, renowned for being on the cutting edge of safety, announced to employees early last week that today would be the day...
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Funny story: (2009) Jade Goody all set for role in Eastenders

(2009) Jade Goody all set for role in Eastenders

Cancer ridden tabloid cod piece Jade Goody was said to be delighted after the make a wish foundation granted her wish of appearing in long running BBC television show eastenders. It's thought the former big brother, celebrity big brother and racis...
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Funny story: (2005) Prince Charles, Camilla Wedding Off

(2005) Prince Charles, Camilla Wedding Off

The BBC reported today, that the rose petal road to everlasting happiness with the announced engagement and impending April wedding between Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles, has developed a major pothole. Presented with a thirty page prenupti...
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Funny story: (2007) Mascherano Slams Gay West Ham

(2007) Mascherano Slams Gay West Ham

London. In a move surely intended to add insult to injury Liverpool's new Argentinian substitute, Javier Mascherano has lifted the lid off the controversial five minutes he spent at west ham football club.
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Funny story: (2008) Hitler's great-grandniece designs colostomy bag for Stalin's grandson

(2008) Hitler's great-grandniece designs colostomy bag for Stalin's grandson

The grandniece of disgraced Nazi pig nose Adolf Hitler has entered the cutthroat world of fashion by designing a haute-couture colostomy bag for the grandson of Russian tyrant Joseph Stalin
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Funny story: (2009) Steven Seagal Injured in Guitar Hero Accident

(2009) Steven Seagal Injured in Guitar Hero Accident

Action movie star Steven Seagal was admitted to hospital last week after suffering a sprained testicle while playing the popular Guitar Hero game on the Xbox 360. Seagal is claimed to have been attempting the elusive 'Double Whammy-Bar Deflect wit...
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Funny story: (2008) Carla Brunei soon to become France's Heather Mills?

(2008) Carla Brunei soon to become France's Heather Mills?

Windsor Castle - (Lurid Ass Mess): Is Carla Brunei about to become France's very own Heather Mills? Worried courtiers and Castle attendants are unanimous that hell will freeze over first before the walking slagheap-cum-France's first Mada...
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Funny story: (2010) Vanessa Perroncel-Toni Terry-Cheryl Cole-Victoria Beckham WAG Scandal Outrage Gets Even More Confusing

(2010) Vanessa Perroncel-Toni Terry-Cheryl Cole-Victoria Beckham WAG Scandal Outrage Gets Even More Confusing

The ever escalating degree of confusion in the footballer's WAGs scandals of the last couple of weeks have now become so convoluted, unbelievable and impossible to keep up with that the MTTRU (Media Tittle-Tattle Reporter's Union) has considered lodg...
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Funny story: (2008) Hannah Montana tour cancellation provokes riots in London

(2008) Hannah Montana tour cancellation provokes riots in London

Riots broke out in London today after the news that the Hannah Montana tour planned for the UK has had to be cancelled over complications with British trades descriptions law.
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Funny story: (2011) Pattinson poisoned by Kristen's Valentine Dinner

(2011) Pattinson poisoned by Kristen's Valentine Dinner

Water for Elephants and Twilight star, Robert Pattinson, was today admitted to hospital with debilitating stomach cramps and vomiting attacks earlier today. Pattinson was said to have started feeling ill, shortly after eating alleged girlfriend,...
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Funny story: (2005) Grammy Awards Surprise for President Bush's Daughters

(2005) Grammy Awards Surprise for President Bush's Daughters

LOS ANGELES - Agents of the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) had a surprise for first twins Jenna and Barbara Bush at the 47th annual Grammy Award show last night. As the girls were chatting backstage with U2's Bono, they were approac...
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Funny story: (2007) Paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's Baby to be Determined on FOX Network Reality Show

(2007) Paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's Baby to be Determined on FOX Network Reality Show

New York City, Feb 14 - In a press conference broadcast on FOX Network affiliates and on the FOX News Channel this morning, Chief of Programming for the FOX Broadcast Network, Reed Publican, announced a hastily assembled new reality show which will b...
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Funny story: (2008) Dwain Chambers To Captain British Olympic Drugs Team

(2008) Dwain Chambers To Captain British Olympic Drugs Team

British sprinter Dwain Chambers, the drug cheat who received a two-year ban in 2004 after testing positive for a banned steroid, will be free to run in the 2008 Olympic Games, after UK Athletics reve...
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Funny story: (2008) Vanessa: "I've had enough!"

(2008) Vanessa: "I've had enough!"

18 year old 'actress' Vanessa Hudgens has reportedly had a breakdown due to stress. The High School Musical star was said to have burst into tears, and was dragged from the restaurant screaming.
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Funny story: (2007) "Real Ale Tastes Like Piss" Says Minister For Food

(2007) "Real Ale Tastes Like Piss" Says Minister For Food

The Campaign for Real Ale (CBBC) is up in arms as food Minister, Porky McFetridge, was caught in an unguarded moment saying that real ale tasted like piss.
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Funny story: (2007) Fastest Football Shot on Goal Disputed at Home for Rude Footballers

(2007) Fastest Football Shot on Goal Disputed at Home for Rude Footballers

Was it last month's Obafemi Martins' goal against the Spurs clocked at 86 mph or as Archi Campell writes in the Guardian:" I remember a goal by David Trezeguet for Monaco against Man Utd in the Champions League quarter-finals of 1998 tha...
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Funny story: (2008) Ashley's Restaurant Shame

(2008) Ashley's Restaurant Shame

Despite an embarrassing incident involving a jug of water and a psychotic co-star, Ashley Tisdale denies rumours that she is "too embarrassed" to go out in public.
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Funny story: (2009) Hip Hop Harry, Sponge Bob Squarepants and C-Funk arrested for hit on Barney

(2009) Hip Hop Harry, Sponge Bob Squarepants and C-Funk arrested for hit on Barney

There is breaking news this morning out of Compton, California where police just arrested Hip Hop Harry, C-Funk, and Sponge Bob Squarepants for the drive-by shooting of Barney, the purple dinosaur loved dearly by millions of children nationwide. W...
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Funny story: (2004) President Denies Codpiece

(2004) President Denies Codpiece

Washington D.C. -- The White House press office issued a release denying assertions that George Bush was wearing a codpiece last May when he alighted from a Navy S-3B Viking fighter onto the deck of the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln.
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Funny story: (2008) Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton Marry - Wedding Appears in Happy Slapping Video

(2008) Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton Marry - Wedding Appears in Happy Slapping Video

Beatles tribute artist and former "wildish" pop star Liam Gallagher has secretly married his long time "tame-ish" girlfriend Nicole Appleton at a secret location thought to be Marylebone this morning.
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The Donald Touts His Military Creds

His Trumpiness bellows he's "militaristic!" 'Course he is -- he colors his hair with Agent Orange.
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