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Funny story: (2010) Sonia Wild: naked Ashley Cole pics 'looked so gay'

(2010) Sonia Wild: naked Ashley Cole pics 'looked so gay'

London - (Naked Ass Mess): "I mean, what kinda straight guy has a Brazilian if he can help it?" luscious 28 year-old glamour model Sonia Wild said today. "Sure, he looks cute - in a Freddie Mercury kinda way," Wild added, "but guys don't get waxed...
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Funny story: (2010) IPCC Admits Man-Made Global Warming Hoax!

(2010) IPCC Admits Man-Made Global Warming Hoax!

The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change has finally admitted that the whole anthropogenic global warming thing was a hoax, a simple joke designed to cheer up the world, which, it says, has become, "far too serious lately." They apparently hi...
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Funny story: (2004) Angry Vegetables - A Threat to Health?

(2004) Angry Vegetables - A Threat to Health?

Washington, D.C., U.S.A. - Scientists at the Scientific Test Area for Recent Vegetable Eating (S.T.A.R.V.E.) have confirmed that the vegetarian movement may be causing a significant shift in the natural order of our food chain.
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Funny story: (2009) Darwin's Theory of Evolution Has Changed Beyond All Recognition, Scientists Say

(2009) Darwin's Theory of Evolution Has Changed Beyond All Recognition, Scientists Say

Researchers at the University of Lyef near Amsterdam were astounded today when, during their celebrations to mark Charles Darwin's 200th Birthday, they realised his Theory of Evolution is no longer similar to the original. Scientists were observing...
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Funny story: (2008) Dolly Parton's "wagging puppies" sparks an international incident

(2008) Dolly Parton's "wagging puppies" sparks an international incident

Branson, Missouri - Dolly Parton's is to undergo emergency breast and nipple reduction surgery to relieve a chronic backache. It is the sixth time she has been under the knife for recurring medical condition that she has had since the 5th grade.
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Funny story: (2013) Pope's secret pacemaker 'was Italian Stallion'

(2013) Pope's secret pacemaker 'was Italian Stallion'

Rome - The Pope had an Italian Cardinal fitted up to run as pacemaker during his 2005 election run for the papacy a report in Rome's Corriere Della Que Serra Serra newspaper alleges. Cardinal Gorgon Zola secured 49% of the first conclave run-off b...
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Funny story: (2005) Camilla Parker Bowles shows true face

(2005) Camilla Parker Bowles shows true face

London, England - This week Prince Charles revealed his April wedding plans to long time mattress (oh, I mean mistress!) Camilla Parker Bowles, disregarding any negative opinions about the match expressed by other members of the Royal family, and fam...
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Funny story: (2005) Camilla Parker Bowles to Launch Her Own Cosmetics Line

(2005) Camilla Parker Bowles to Launch Her Own Cosmetics Line

LONDON - Camilla Parker Bowles and Revlon International announced yesterday that Feel Like a Duchess, a cosmetics line inspired by Mrs Parker Bowles, will be available in stores this summer. Featuring a full array of quality personal-care-and-groomin...
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Funny story: (2010) Taylor Lautner Receives Unusual 18th Birthday Gift From Taylor Swift!

(2010) Taylor Lautner Receives Unusual 18th Birthday Gift From Taylor Swift!

Taylor Lautner just turned 18 years old and what would be the perfect gift for the Twilight star? Apparently Taylor Swift thought it was puppies...two wolf puppies! "I only got permission from a zoo to give these to Taylor for his birthday", s...
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Funny story: (2007) Pete Doherty to help David Cameron get clean

(2007) Pete Doherty to help David Cameron get clean

Former Libertine, Pete Doherty, and his fiancee, supermodel Kate Moss, rushed to the side of pal, David Cameron, last night as allegations of drug abuse threatened to wreck the Tory leader's career.
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Funny story: (2010) John Mayer and Jessica Simpson Split over "N-Word" Debacle

(2010) John Mayer and Jessica Simpson Split over "N-Word" Debacle

Though John Mayer is still embroiled in controversy over his use of a racial slur in a recent Playboy Magazine interview, Jessica Simpson added to Mayer's troubles by ending their relationship after his interview was made public. Though Mayer coul...
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Funny story: (2007) Daniel Radcliffe Crashes Lancaster Bomber Into Lunar Surface

(2007) Daniel Radcliffe Crashes Lancaster Bomber Into Lunar Surface

In a shameless ploy to get publicity for the ailing Harry Potter franchise, star Daniel Radcliffe has TWOCed a Lancaster Bomber and together with Ron Weazley has crash landed it on the moon.
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Funny story: (2011) Jackson Hewitt Sues H&R Block, Calls Ads 'False,' 'Unimaginative.'

(2011) Jackson Hewitt Sues H&R Block, Calls Ads 'False,' 'Unimaginative.'

Jackson Hewitt Tax Service --the guys who actually have Refund Anticipation Loans, and do not use homeless men dressed up as the Statue of Liberty in their marketing campaign-- has sued soon-to-be-bankrupt H&R Block to stop a new advertising camp...
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Funny story: (2009) Derren Brown denies influencing Premier League goal chances

(2009) Derren Brown denies influencing Premier League goal chances

'Stay with me now'. We've all heard him say it and we've all watched him do it. But none of us can work out how he does it. Yet, despite the quite unbelievable number of missed goal scoring chances across the Premier League last weekend, the TV magic...
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Funny story: (2013) William Shatner or Captain Kirk? Turns out he didn't know either

(2013) William Shatner or Captain Kirk? Turns out he didn't know either

'Trekkies' the world over can barely contain their excitement following a sensational find at a major Hollywood studio this week. Kirk's famous 'Captain's Log', it seems, was a real document. The studio has already released excerpts from the journal...
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Funny story: (2009) Princess Margaret caught Aids from gangster lover/crack dealer Bindon

(2009) Princess Margaret caught Aids from gangster lover/crack dealer Bindon

London - (Sordid Cold Whore Mess): Bitter and twisted mobster's moll Princess Margaret died from complications linked to Aids and cocaine addiction after becoming contaminated by her gangster crack dealer lover John Bindon according to a TV docu-dram...
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Funny story: (2007) Kermit The Frog "I could be Dannielynn's father!"

(2007) Kermit The Frog "I could be Dannielynn's father!"

February 8th 2007 was indeed a sad day around the world. Former Playboy bunny Anna Nicole Smith was found unconscious at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. CPR was administered and paramedics arrived shortly after. Anna Nicole Smith was pron...
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Funny story: (2004) Dirty Bomb Shell Discovered - Fine for Public Lewdness Pending

(2004) Dirty Bomb Shell Discovered - Fine for Public Lewdness Pending

New York City, N.Y., U.S.A. - Officials from the Office of Homeland Insecurity were called in late last night to deal with a suspicious package. They later identified the offending item as a "dirty" bomb shell and called in some Christian...
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Funny story: (2008) Rev Pat Robertson's rants vindicated as lightning strikes Rio's Christ the Redeemer

(2008) Rev Pat Robertson's rants vindicated as lightning strikes Rio's Christ the Redeemer

Rio de Janeiro - (Ungodly Mess): The Reverend Pat Robertson is in fine fettle this week after living proof that the Almighty is finally siding with him about ungodly papists ruining religion.
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Funny story: (2009) Mick Jagger lands J Howard Marshall III role in Royal Opera House's Anna Nicole Smith life story

(2009) Mick Jagger lands J Howard Marshall III role in Royal Opera House's Anna Nicole Smith life story

London - (Wrinkly Ass Mess): Ageing sexagerian crooner Mick Jagger is to play the role of Texan oil billionaire J Howard Marshall III in the Royal Opera House's production of Anna Nicole Smith's life story. The title role is still up for grabs alt...
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Funny story: (2005) Third Secret of Fatima: Pretender to Throne picks April 1st

(2005) Third Secret of Fatima: Pretender to Throne picks April 1st

Royal Soothsayers Office, Tower of London; Saturday 12 February 2005 - (Associated Mess): A flurry of frenzied activity has descended on the Ancient Heraldic Order of Seers, Stargazers and Interpreters of the Splayed Royal Entrails this weekend fo...
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Funny story: (2009) Story of Octupletes' Mom inspires changes to "The Bachelor" TV show; next season to feature simply a canister of frozen Sperm, say producers

(2009) Story of Octupletes' Mom inspires changes to "The Bachelor" TV show; next season to feature simply a canister of frozen Sperm, say producers

Hollywood, California - Made deaf, dumb and apparently blind by the ticking away of their biological clocks, women bent on waiting so long for Mr. Right to come along that they let all the sand in their egg timer run out have once again allowed produ...
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