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Funny story: (2010) US teenagers too 'fat to fight'

(2010) US teenagers too 'fat to fight'

Two retired generals, John Shalikashvili and Hugh Shelton, have said that overweight American teenagers are the greatest threat to the nation's future security. "Some of our kids are so fat their only military use would be as something to roll dow...
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Funny story: (2011) Mariah Carey Has Twins, Names One Of The Babies After Pippa

(2011) Mariah Carey Has Twins, Names One Of The Babies After Pippa

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are the proud parents of twins (one boy and one girl). The family is doing well and should be going home shortly from an undisclosed L.A. Hospital. Cannon announced to the press that his wife and children were fine, that...
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Funny story: (2007) Archaeologists Find Ancient Audio Recording

(2007) Archaeologists Find Ancient Audio Recording

NEWARK, OH (AP Newsliar) -- Archaeologists working in south central Ohio have found what may be the earliest audio recording ever discovered. The recording is etched into the surface of a large clay ceremonial burial pot, uncovered near the Newark e...
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Funny story: (2011) Pippa Middleton Admits She Fancies American NFL Quarterback Tony Romo

(2011) Pippa Middleton Admits She Fancies American NFL Quarterback Tony Romo

Pippa Middleton, the 27 year old younger sister of Princess Kate Middleton Windsor, has admitted to having an attraction to an American Football Player. Pippa rose to fame at her sister's wedding to Princess William due to her role as Maid of Honour...
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Funny story: (2008) Austrian incest nutter's eldest grandchild pregnancy rumors

(2008) Austrian incest nutter's eldest grandchild pregnancy rumors

Amstetten, Austria - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): An omerta style wall of silence has descended on Amstetten CID amid press speculation that the eldest grandchild of incest nutter Joseph Fritzl is herself pregnant.
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Funny story: (2004) Bob Dylan: Indecent Exposure

(2004) Bob Dylan: Indecent Exposure

April 30, 2004 (Berkeley, CA) -...
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Funny story: (2008) Emma Watson Lets Herself Go

(2008) Emma Watson Lets Herself Go

There must be some serious rivalry between the Harry Potter stars because today, after hearing about Daniel Radcliffe's new found mingingness, Emma Watson too let herself go.
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Funny story: (2007) Larry's baby Dannielynn to meet Queen Elizabeth in Kentucky

(2007) Larry's baby Dannielynn to meet Queen Elizabeth in Kentucky

Nassau, Bahama - (Ass Mess): Californian photographer Larry Birkhead is all set to take his baby daughter Dannielynn home to Kentucky to meet the family and to be presented to Queen Elizabeth who is due to visit the Blue Grass State later in the week...
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Funny story: (2007) Left-handed women like Angelina Jolie may have shorter attention span

(2007) Left-handed women like Angelina Jolie may have shorter attention span

London - (Ass Mess): A new scientific study suggests that left-handed women like Angelina Jolie have a huge attention need, tiny attention span and a morbid fear of dying from fatness.
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Funny story: (2014) Dallas Cowboy's Fans Unite to Pray for Racist Remarks From Jerry Jones

(2014) Dallas Cowboy's Fans Unite to Pray for Racist Remarks From Jerry Jones

Dallas - In light of the lifetime ban placed upon Donald Sterling, owner of the LA Clippers, after his recent racist remarks, fans of the Dallas Cowboys football team have come together in prayer hoping their sorry-ass owner, Jerry Jones, will op...
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Funny story: (2007) Antiwar.com Claims Bush Studied Blueprints for Dictatorship

(2007) Antiwar.com Claims Bush Studied Blueprints for Dictatorship

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets," April 30 - Yesterday, Antiwar.com claimed in an article that the Bush Administration has studied blueprints for a dictatorship...
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Funny story: (2007) Mr. T Does Snickers Commercial

(2007) Mr. T Does Snickers Commercial

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Mr. T has released a new Snickers commercial where he drives up in a tank, smashing cars, popping up, and hitting a honkey on the head with a Snickers bar while screaming insults at the boy. He then gets back in th...
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Funny story: (2014) Can't We Focus On All The People Who Didn't Die From Smoking? Beg Tobacco Companies

(2014) Can't We Focus On All The People Who Didn't Die From Smoking? Beg Tobacco Companies

Leading tobacco companies and cigarette makers are asking the public not to focus on the dangers of smoking but to switch their thoughts to the millons of people who smoked but did not die from smoking related illnesses. "Not everyone dies from ca...
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Funny story: (2007) Kentucky Derby betting hots up amid Queen Elizabeth visit rumors

(2007) Kentucky Derby betting hots up amid Queen Elizabeth visit rumors

Kentucky - (Ass Mess): As a huge wall of money began flooding the betting market ahead of Saturday's running of the 133rd Kentucky Derby ante-post odds have begun some dramatic fluctuations amid reports that a massive corruption scandal is about...
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Funny story: (2007) Bruce Willis vows to Go Commando in bare ass Lohan/Hilton/Spears jealousy bid

(2007) Bruce Willis vows to Go Commando in bare ass Lohan/Hilton/Spears jealousy bid

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Official: Pantyless party girls have got right up Bruce Willis's nose. But the Die Hard star is fighting back and vowing to Go Commando to redeem those PR ratings that he says he's been robbed of by 'foxy little c...
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Funny story: (2009) Piglet Banned From Disneyland Due to Swine Flu

(2009) Piglet Banned From Disneyland Due to Swine Flu

(Anaheim-CA) Disneyland continues having a difficult time living up to its "Happiest Place on Earth" promise. Only two weeks after employees took over the "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride, the character of Piglet has officially been banned due to swin...
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Funny story: (2008) Bush Names Ketchup an Entree in School Lunches

(2008) Bush Names Ketchup an Entree in School Lunches

In the hard times in the Reagan years, ketchup was named a vegetable in public school lunchrooms by Republican appointed nutritionists. In the age of childhood obesity, schools have been moving to healthier lunches and nutritious breakfast programs i...
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Funny story: (2010) Michael Jackson's attorney in gunshot suicide mystery

(2010) Michael Jackson's attorney in gunshot suicide mystery

Encino Hills - (Propofool): The Jackson family is devastated: legal minefields of Dr Conrad Murray's manslaughter indictment and some 'excruciatingly complex' probate secrets surrounding the late singer's estate have just turned very complicated.
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Funny story: (2010) M.I.A. Ginger Genocide Vid Banned

(2010) M.I.A. Ginger Genocide Vid Banned

A music video by M.I.A. which shows some ginger haired people being rounded up by cops, shot, set on fire and forced to walk across a minefield has been banned by top website You Tube for breaching regulations regarding pornographic/violent content.
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Funny story: (2007) Bush To Attack New Planet

(2007) Bush To Attack New Planet

President Bush has approved funding for a new long-range space mission and has christened the spacecraft, 'Decider-1'.
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Funny story: (2009) Assassination attempt on Dutch royal family shocks nobody apart from The Smurfs

(2009) Assassination attempt on Dutch royal family shocks nobody apart from The Smurfs

A desperate, pathetic attempt to assassinate the Dutch royal family flopped with impunity on oranjes Koninginnedag (Queens Day, no, no, not that other species "camped" out in gay ol Amsterdam!) in the middle of Appeldorn, Holland (where the fuck is t...
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Funny story: (2007) Kentucky welcomes home a winner as Larry brings the baby home

(2007) Kentucky welcomes home a winner as Larry brings the baby home

Louisville, Kentucky - (Ass Mess): When he first met billionaire's widow and ex-Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith at the Barnstable Brown party on the eve of 2005 Kentucky Derby little did Californian photographer Larry Birkhead realise that j...
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