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Funny story: (2008) Paris Hilton Sex Video Wins SAG Award

(2008) Paris Hilton Sex Video Wins SAG Award

The world was shocked when Johnny Depp took the Screen Actors Guild award of Best Actor for his role of Captain Jack Sparrow in the film Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. The world was awed when Charlize Theron took the Screen Actor...
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Funny story: (2010) Naked Nude Celebrity Topless Penis Vagina Picture Calendar Sales In Decline

(2010) Naked Nude Celebrity Topless Penis Vagina Picture Calendar Sales In Decline

Media mogul and market trader cum kebab and pizza shop entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, today complained that sales of nude celebrity calendar pics and posters are in sharp decline, principally because of overexposure on a satirical website, which we can't n...
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Funny story: (2012) New Mexico man shot during robbery, or by accident, or some damned how

(2012) New Mexico man shot during robbery, or by accident, or some damned how

SILVER CITY, New Mexico (ABSNN) - Oddly enough, given the large number of guns and ammunition stores found in a gun shop, very few people have ever been shot in one, unless, of course, "they had it coming." Such was the case in this tiny New Mexico...
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Funny story: (2007) New Disney princess Giselle has 'enchanting' royal lineage...as Second Life hooker!

(2007) New Disney princess Giselle has 'enchanting' royal lineage...as Second Life hooker!

Disney HQ, Hollywood - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Disney's Internal Affairs department is probing reports that Enchanted's heroine Giselle is modelled on the hallucinogenic visions of a Texan sleazebag moonlighting as a Second Life
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Funny story: (2005) Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton

(2005) Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton

NEW YORK (AP) As soon as the courts allow convicted sexual offender Debra Lafave to work again, the former school teacher will take a job with former President Bill Clinton. Spoof reporter Craven Morehead was told by President Clinton: "Miss Lafave...
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Funny story: (2007) Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue

(2007) Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue

Britney Spears, the snot-nosed Princess of Pop, has revealed her plans to enter into the world of literary excellence by contributing to the Vagina Monologues - with a piece written by her v...
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Funny story: (2012) "Dirty Jobs" cancelled but Mike Rowe's new series "Dirty Girls" begins Jan on Discovery

(2012) "Dirty Jobs" cancelled but Mike Rowe's new series "Dirty Girls" begins Jan on Discovery

ATLANTA, Georgia (ABSNN) - The ever smiling Mike Rowe, host of the Discovery Channel's long-running "Dirty Jobs" announced the show would not continue after this year. However, Rowe is not out of a job at the Discovery Channel; he will host a new sh...
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Funny story: (2007) Hillary Clinton 'stimulated' by Ron Paul

(2007) Hillary Clinton 'stimulated' by Ron Paul

Aspiring Democratic Presidential hopeful New York Senator Hillary Clinton allegedly became sexually aroused during a speech by Republican/Libertarian candidate Texas Congressman Ron Paul this afternoon, according to several Republican sources at the...
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Funny story: (2007) Canadian Scientists Create Super Beaver

(2007) Canadian Scientists Create Super Beaver

Banff, Alberta - Scientists on vacation at an undisclosed resort in Banff have revealed to the world Prudence, described as a "super beaver" that will change the world.
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Funny story: (2007) 'Girls Gone Wild' Producer Tortured

(2007) 'Girls Gone Wild' Producer Tortured

OKLAHOMA - Joe Francis made millions of dollars selling videos of college girls having wild orgies while on spring break. The 'Girls Gone Wild' videos were marketed mainly to men with extremely low self esteem.
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Funny story: (2008) Nibiru will hit within the next week

(2008) Nibiru will hit within the next week

Scientists have uncovered a way in which to attract and repel planets which orbit the lesser solar system. Professor Aimee Tracton has rigged together six hundred 1985 speak and spell electronic toys produced by Texas Instruments with a poker mac...
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Funny story: (2007) Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

(2007) Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

Premiership title challengers Chelsea have agreed terms with the film star Daniel Radcliffe in a bid to put back some of the magic that has been lacking since the departure of their former manager
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Funny story: (2005) Gary Glitter Seeking Asylum in Sexually Open-Minded Chile

(2005) Gary Glitter Seeking Asylum in Sexually Open-Minded Chile

Vung Tau, Vietnam- Gary Glitter, known around the world for his rock anthem "Rock and Roll" (Part 2), was arrested earlier this week in Vietnam for allegations that he had sex with two minors (one who is believed to be twelve years o...
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Funny story: (2009) Adam Lambert To Shake Up The CD World!

(2009) Adam Lambert To Shake Up The CD World!

While doing rehearsals for his new wild, Michael Jackson-type American Music Awards performance last night and amid a thundercloud of hot theater lights and special-effects fog, Adam Lambert governed the sprawling stage while gripping a microphone in...
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Funny story: (2009) Jedward To Replace Katie Price In The Jungle

(2009) Jedward To Replace Katie Price In The Jungle

Following Katie Price's shockingly predictable 'I'm A Celebrity' runner, from the jungle, an announcement is expected that Dublin twin disaster duo John and Edward Grimes are jetting down under as we speak to add a little pzazz to the jungle malarkey...
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Funny story: (2008) RAF anti-UFO patrols above crystal 'Skull of Doom' exhibition

(2008) RAF anti-UFO patrols above crystal 'Skull of Doom' exhibition

Edinburgh, Scotland - (X-Files Mess): It has been dubbed the 'Skull of Doom' following a spooky Inca prediction that it would curse any daftass Hollywood movie that used it to resurrect the flaccid acting career of Harrison Ford. And now the RAF i...
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Funny story: (2006) Michael Richards Calls Kim Jong-Il a 2 bit blankety blank 4 Foot Leaping Gnome

(2006) Michael Richards Calls Kim Jong-Il a 2 bit blankety blank 4 Foot Leaping Gnome

International tensions peaked today after Cozmo Kramer (Michael Richards) went off on yet another tirade in a Denny's restaurant after his over-easy eggs weren't delivered as over-easily as he (Richards) liked them. Spewing not only racial bu...
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Funny story: (2009) Jennifer Lopez Falls During Her Music Awards Performance And Breaks The Stage Floor

(2009) Jennifer Lopez Falls During Her Music Awards Performance And Breaks The Stage Floor

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Lopez, aka J-Lo showed her age (and weight) at The Music Awards show as she jumped off of one of her dancers, hitting the stage floor, and landing on her rather ample ass. The stunned performer quickly stood up hoping that no...
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Funny story: (2010) More Sucksex Stories Wanted

(2010) More Sucksex Stories Wanted

Canadian Industry secretary, Tony Climbon, made a Freudian slip in an announcement to the nation. 'I want more sucksex stories' he said, then 'I mean sex stories' then 'I mean success stories.' Psychologist Dr Florence Rimmer explained this sl...
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Funny story: (2010) Justin Bieber To Do Michael Jackson Album!

(2010) Justin Bieber To Do Michael Jackson Album!

Some people could see this one coming as they went to the Justin Bieber concerts, they just didn't think the Jackson family would go for it. However, Motown Records' Smokey Robinson has apparently talked Joe and the rest of the family into allowi...
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Funny story: (2006) Donald Trump to launch his own video games console

(2006) Donald Trump to launch his own video games console

For years Nintendo, Sega, Sony and recently Microsoft, have battled to conquer the videogame industry. Although Sega has fallen from grace, the three "big ones" are continuing their success with their new releases.
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Funny story: (2009) Janet Jackson's American Music Awards Dance Number Breaks The Crotch-Grabbing Record

(2009) Janet Jackson's American Music Awards Dance Number Breaks The Crotch-Grabbing Record

HOLLYWOOD - Janet Damita Jo Jackson, aka Janet Jackson performed the opening dance number on the American Music Awards show. And her tribute to her brother Michael, had way much more crotch-grabbing than even her brother's songs ever used to have.
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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