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Funny story: (2005) Hilary Duff Pregnant!

(2005) Hilary Duff Pregnant!

Thats right. The 17 multitalented actress is pregnant!...
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Funny story: (2007) Hilary Duff Feels Pressure to be Thin

(2007) Hilary Duff Feels Pressure to be Thin

Actress, singer, and teen starlet Hilary Duff says that she feels pressure from the media and fans to stay thin, even with the mixed messages about current waif models. "Everyone expects me to be skinny and have my ribs sticking out, but at the...
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Funny story: (2007) Wiccans send letter to Pope asking for holiday back.

(2007) Wiccans send letter to Pope asking for holiday back.

Vatican City- Today the Pope was shocked to recieve a letter from the Wiccans who usually keep to themselves. He was even more shocked when he opened it. Inside was a single page with but one paragraph on it.
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Funny story: (2005) Baez Rebuffs Fonda's Apology

(2005) Baez Rebuffs Fonda's Apology

In a rare emergence from her self-imposed isolation of pissing and moaning about her unrequieted love for Dylan, Joan Baez has refused to accept the apology of spandex model Jane Fonda. "I was sitting in frikkin jail getting girl raped by Big Be...
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Funny story: (2010) Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Tweet at Twilight

(2010) Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Tweet at Twilight

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Tweet at Twilight, while lots of other couples have been known to meet at twilight. They both put lots of messages on twitter every evening at twilight and for hours they both post tweet after tweet. Pattins...
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Funny story: (2010) Peter Andre On Ex-Wife's Mind

(2010) Peter Andre On Ex-Wife's Mind

Katie Price today lost her temper during a press conference when she was asked by a reporter if she is sure she is completely over her break-up from Peter Andre. A shocked room of journalists witnessed the outburst as Price showed an uncharacteris...
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Funny story: (2014) Report Suggests That Texting While Riding A Motorcycle Probably Dangerous

(2014) Report Suggests That Texting While Riding A Motorcycle Probably Dangerous

A new report published this week by the National Transportation Safety Board has advised motorcyclists that sending text messages while riding their bikes "is probably pretty dangerous" and "really should be discouraged." While it is illegal to...
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Funny story: (2007) Solomon Island's Tsunami Causes Discovered

(2007) Solomon Island's Tsunami Causes Discovered

Fox News revealed today that the tsunami (tidal wave) that struck the Solomon Islands in the South Pacific was caused by an earthquake. According to newsman Bill O'Reilly, the cause of that earthquake was Rosie O'Donnell body surfing while v...
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Funny story: (2010) Poop 'n Pants Meet-up Group Spurs Poop 'n Pants Craze

(2010) Poop 'n Pants Meet-up Group Spurs Poop 'n Pants Craze

Newark, NJ - A Poop 'n Pants Meet-up Group that staged a simultaneous Poop 'n Pants Party near the greeter station at the local Wal-Mart and has spurred a Poop 'n Pants Craze that's spreading throughout the Northeast. "Since Newark is basically th...
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Funny story: (2008) China to Boycott Summer Olympics!

(2008) China to Boycott Summer Olympics!

Chinese President Hu Jintao issued a statement stating that the People's Republic of China will not send a team to Beijing to participate in the Olympics. Jintao cited China's poor record on human rights and the environment as primary reason...
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Funny story: (2009) NASA Refuses Russians Use of American Toilet

(2009) NASA Refuses Russians Use of American Toilet

In what is sure to become an international incident of astronomical proportions Russian cosmonauts aboard the International Space Station are complaining to their ground crew at the Baikonur Space Control that American astronauts are refusing to let...
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Funny story: (2007) Manchester United Star Boots Ball Into Fan's Face

(2007) Manchester United Star Boots Ball Into Fan's Face

Manchester United's grotesque England international defender Iro Andfriend, who is part-Irish, is in hot water with Police after an unsavoury incident with a member of the Old Trafford crowd. The incident, which came during the second half of Unit...
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Funny story: (2008) Alex Jones Ventures Into Children's Toy Market

(2008) Alex Jones Ventures Into Children's Toy Market

AUSTIN, TX - National talk show host and documentary film-maker Alex Jones will soon add "Toy Maker" to his resume following the announcement he made on his daily radio show yesterday. During the broadcast, the conspiracy...
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Funny story: (2007) Barney Frank Named Barney Fag of the Year!

(2007) Barney Frank Named Barney Fag of the Year!

PBS has awarded the Barney Fag of the Year Award to numerous queer folk who have emulated the gay qualities of the famous purple dinosaur known as Barney.
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Funny story: (2007) Hillary Clinton Considers Having Extramarital Affair

(2007) Hillary Clinton Considers Having Extramarital Affair

Since a study was released that said men who cheat on their wives make better presidents, an inside source says Hillary Clinton is considering having an extramarital affair.
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Funny story: (2008) Global Subprime Mortgage Crisis

(2008) Global Subprime Mortgage Crisis

In a stunning interview that left the reporters stunned, and perhaps a little shocked and awed, today the head of the largest banking cartel in this solar system explained the recent collapse of our worldwide financial system.
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Funny story: (2008) Psychiatrist Discovers New Planet, Blames Its Erratic Orbit On Chemical Imbalance

(2008) Psychiatrist Discovers New Planet, Blames Its Erratic Orbit On Chemical Imbalance

While looking through the main telescope of the Winkenblinken Public Observatory last month, prominent psychiatrist A. Gorden Crumgranit discovered a previously unknown planet revolving around a nearby star. Astronomers have confirmed that the plane...
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Funny story: (2008) Sordid Arabia's mile high skyscraper erection branded as brothel fantasy

(2008) Sordid Arabia's mile high skyscraper erection branded as brothel fantasy

Jeddah, Sordid Arabia - (Camel's Ass Mess): Plans by Riyadh's top second hand car salesman Prince Alwaleed to erect Sordid Arabia's first mile high skyscraper have been branded a lurid brothel fantasy.
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Funny story: (2010) Ashley Greene: Maybe Kristen Stewart Should Drop Out Of Twilight

(2010) Ashley Greene: Maybe Kristen Stewart Should Drop Out Of Twilight

With a huge hit on their hands, why would Ashley Greene even suggest that Kristen should drop out of her role as Bella Swan in it? "Because she's back to calling herself 'Bella' again", Ashley told 'Hollywood Blue'. This happened a little over...
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Funny story: (2011) Wayne Rooney in Four Word Outburst

(2011) Wayne Rooney in Four Word Outburst

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney stunned millions of television viewers by revealing he now has a vocabulary of four words. After completing his hat-trick in the 4-2 win over West Ham United at Upton Park, Rooney shouted the words 'Fucking w...
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Funny story: (2006) Howard Stern Indicted by Aliens!

(2006) Howard Stern Indicted by Aliens!

For the once self-proclaimed "King of all Media," his recent departure from the stifling rules that go with terrestrial-bound towers to the unbridled excitement promised by satellite transmission is proving, regrettably, even more exciting than even...
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Funny story: (2009) The Police are attacked in G20 Riots!

(2009) The Police are attacked in G20 Riots!

The Police have been attacked in the protests around London surrounding the G20 summit. A spokesperson for the English three-piece rock band said 'Sting was pretty unhappy, he said it gave him flash backs from scenes from Quadrophenia, days he would...
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