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Funny story: (2007) Jenna Bush wedding: in-laws demand pre-nup virginity test

(2007) Jenna Bush wedding: in-laws demand pre-nup virginity test

Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Jenna Bush's prosepctive in-laws have demanded that she takes a virginity test as part of a pre-nup agreement ahead of her wedding to Henry Hagar.
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Funny story: (2007) Emilia Earhart's Plane Found!

(2007) Emilia Earhart's Plane Found!

Manila, Philippines (IP) - Emilia Earhart's plane has finally been located after all of these years. It was parked just off the main runway at Manila International Airport near the nearest ladies' rest room.
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Funny story: (2011) Edward from Jedward and The Secret Girlfriend

(2011) Edward from Jedward and The Secret Girlfriend

Friends of Simon Cowell have tonight revealed that he has issued two newspapers with a super-injunction. The purpose of this super-injunction is very simple. Its to try to stop Edward from Jedward's secret girlfriend revealing all about their secre...
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Funny story: (2005) Democratic Party Announces '08 Presidential Candidate

(2005) Democratic Party Announces '08 Presidential Candidate

CAPITOL HILL (Hill Watch)-The Democratic party is set to rock the American political world in a precedence-setting bid for the White House. Getting a formidable jump on the lame duck GOP competition for the 2008 presidential election, the Democratic...
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Funny story: (2005) Pope Benedict Urges Muslims to Give Up Their Oil to Christian Corporations Like Exxon Mobil

(2005) Pope Benedict Urges Muslims to Give Up Their Oil to Christian Corporations Like Exxon Mobil

COLOGNE, Germany (Reuters)-On Saturday, Pope Benedict XVI delivered a blunt message that Islam must give up its oil to America and Christian-Republican oil companies like Exxon Mobil.
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Funny story: (2007) Space Shuttle Replacement Craft Ready to Go

(2007) Space Shuttle Replacement Craft Ready to Go

Pasadena, California (IP) - The Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) announced today that it will replace the aging Shuttle fleet with giant frisbees. The Frisbees are old 1970's technology with a proven track record.
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Funny story: (2009) Homeopathy Totally Shown To Work

(2009) Homeopathy Totally Shown To Work

A top scientist at a real university has done some really clever research, with numbers and everything, that totally proves homeopathy works and is not in fact a made up load of pseudo-scientific mumbo-jumbo. A spokesman from the Society of Homeop...
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Funny story: (2010) Feel Old? Fred Durst of Limp BizKit is 40.

(2010) Feel Old? Fred Durst of Limp BizKit is 40.

Fred Durst, lead vocalist of Limp Bizkit, often cited as the catalyst for the ruination of the alternative rock explosion of the 1990s, turned 40 years old today. Born August 20, 1970 in North Carolina, Fred tried out careers as a sailor in the U.
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Funny story: (2007) Federer To Quit Tennis

(2007) Federer To Quit Tennis

Roger Federer has decided to follow in the footsteps of his idol Borg and quit the game while ahead. The Swiss has admitted that he just isn't motivated anymore and he is thoroughly fed up with 'beating the living daylights out of Andy Roddick'. H...
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Funny story: (2008) Hillary Clinton pulling ahead in penis fencing completion for Obama's V.P. pick

(2008) Hillary Clinton pulling ahead in penis fencing completion for Obama's V.P. pick

Washington, DC - Topping the short list of political contenders to share in the Democratic Party's Barack Obama Presidential ticket as vice president, Hillary Clinton has surprisingly pulled ahead in the penis fencing competition secretly held behind...
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Funny story: (2008) Floozy In Red Shoes Flirts With Men, Causing Hard-ons

(2008) Floozy In Red Shoes Flirts With Men, Causing Hard-ons

A woman in red stiletto-heeled shoes flirted with shoppers in a busy Staffordshire high street today, drawing admiring stares from desperate men, and causing widespread hard-ons. The woman in her thirties, emerged from one of the town's many chari...
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Funny story: (2007) Wot! No kidding? Mr Chad Is Back

(2007) Wot! No kidding? Mr Chad Is Back

Iconic World War 2 cartoon figure, Mr Chad, has been discovered hiding in the New Forest and seemingly not aware that the war is over.
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Funny story: (2007) Vatican launches Jeez! Jet Airlines

(2007) Vatican launches Jeez! Jet Airlines

Vatican Shitty, Italy - (Ass Mess): Business is clearly booming in the superstition-peddling sector of civil aviation amid reports today that the Vatican has just launched it very own cut-price miracle tour carrier provisionally entitled Jeez! J...
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Funny story: (2008) Miley Cyrus Dumps Nick Jonas for Lucas Till

(2008) Miley Cyrus Dumps Nick Jonas for Lucas Till

Hannah Montanna star Miley Cyrus has started dating her co- star Lucas Till after he gave her a silver "slave" bracelet to ensure that she "belonged exclusively" to him. Lucas, frightened by allegations that Miley is "about as innocent as Madonna...
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Funny story: (2009) Marriage Plans For Rihanna and Jeremih

(2009) Marriage Plans For Rihanna and Jeremih

After the tragic break-up with Chris Brown, Rihanna looked stunning when caught with Jeremih, the singer behind the hit radio single "Birthday Sex" at a very well known Las Vegas cabaret last week. Rihanna was seen stripping, in her underwear, in...
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Funny story: (2007) Clay Aiken has a new girlfriend! Then cheats on her with yours truly!

(2007) Clay Aiken has a new girlfriend! Then cheats on her with yours truly!

That's right, folks! Clay's got a new main squeeze! (And no it's not someone of the same sex. Darn those evil gay rumors!)...
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Funny story: (2005) Justine Timberlake and Janet Jackson .. One year later

(2005) Justine Timberlake and Janet Jackson .. One year later

(DRUDGE REPORT) -- While Janet Jackson is signing multi million dollar book, movie and HBO deals, her Super Bowl XXXVIII cohort, Justine Timberlake is rooting around in East LA dumpsters scrounging for his next meal asking "why?"...
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Funny story: (2010) Bullets Barely Miss Taylor Lautner!

(2010) Bullets Barely Miss Taylor Lautner!

A close call yesterday as Taylor Lautner and a friend were walking around in Los Angeles, going to get something to eat while discussing upcoming tryouts, when Lautner bent over to retie his shoe. They immediately heard the sound of gunfire and of...
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Funny story: (2007) Federer bullish ahead of Flushing Meadows career-best masterclass

(2007) Federer bullish ahead of Flushing Meadows career-best masterclass

Flushing Meadows - (Rioters): "Am I feeling confident of winning my fourth consecutive US Open? You betcha!" Roger Federer beamed today as American bookies cuts the odds of him winning to 1-3, assuming that second seed Nadal won't turn...
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Funny story: (2013) Bloomberg wants to turn New York into a nudist camp

(2013) Bloomberg wants to turn New York into a nudist camp

New York -- Hold on to your hat… and your pants and shirt as well. The outgoing mayor is calling on his subjects to strip naked with the goal of turning New York City into the world's largest nudist colony. The proposal comes after Mayor Mike Bl...
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Funny story: (2009) Hull Man Buys Wrong-Flavoured Crisps

(2009) Hull Man Buys Wrong-Flavoured Crisps

A Hull man living in the Thai eastern seaboard resort of Pattaya, was so completely stressed-out by a Teaching English as a Foreign Language (TEFL) course, that he went into a supermarket and bought a packet of Nori Seaweed crisps by mistake. The...
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Funny story: (2010) Dr. Laura Calls Palin "C" Word 11 Times on Cable TV!

(2010) Dr. Laura Calls Palin "C" Word 11 Times on Cable TV!

Viewers were shocked yesterday when Dr. Laura Schlessinger called Sarah Palin the "C" word 11 times in an interview on Fox News. Neil Cavuto, the TV host, tried desperately to change the subject but Dr. Laura kept returning to Palin as if obsessed by...
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