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Funny story: (2006) Big Bird Arrested For D.U.I.

(2006) Big Bird Arrested For D.U.I.

Big Bird, beloved star of Sesame Street, countless licensing, films and books, was arrested in Beverly Hills yesterday after being clocked going forty miles over the speed limit, while on a foreign made red skate board. Stopped and apprehended by the...
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Funny story: (2007) Big Brother Chanelle Blamed For Outbreak Of Gastroentiritis

(2007) Big Brother Chanelle Blamed For Outbreak Of Gastroentiritis

Chanelle Hayes, the Big Brother housemate who finally left the show yesterday, has been blamed for an epidemic of gastroentiritis which swept the country after the programme was aired last night.
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Funny story: (2012) Ghosts Fill Empty Olympic Seats

(2012) Ghosts Fill Empty Olympic Seats

London, England-- Prime Minister David Cameron wants the world to know that the empty Olympic seats really aren't empty. The Olympic Committee decided months ago to have about 50% of the seats set aside for 'ghosts, spirits, goblins, and whatever cr...
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Funny story: (2010) Emma Watson - Just Not That Kind Of Girl - Doesn't Do Nude Shoots

(2010) Emma Watson - Just Not That Kind Of Girl - Doesn't Do Nude Shoots

Friends and supporters of the actress, Emma Watson - Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies - have finally had a belly full of bullshit stories circulating on the internet purporting to show Emma nude, naked, wearing a tiny bikini in Hawaii, or...
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Funny story: (2007) Chunky Monkey Scandal

(2007) Chunky Monkey Scandal

After intense scientific research, it was discovered the real monkey meat was being used in the manufacturing of Jen & Berry's Chunky Monkey ice cream.
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Funny story: (2011) Facial Recognition systems - closing the security loophole

(2011) Facial Recognition systems - closing the security loophole

With the increasing use of Facial Recognition to access computers, there is a move towards making them more secure. "Currently," said chief software developer at Facial Recognition Organisation Group, Freddie Kermit, "these systems are quite secur...
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Funny story: (2007) The new 'Fresh' 'Prince' of Bel-Air gets robbed, striped naked, and handcuffed; Lohan, Paris and Nicole whereabouts unaccounted for

(2007) The new 'Fresh' 'Prince' of Bel-Air gets robbed, striped naked, and handcuffed; Lohan, Paris and Nicole whereabouts unaccounted for

Beverly Hills, California - The once self-proclaim contender for father of the late Ana Nicole Smith's baby, eighth husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, Frederic Von Anhalt, was found handcuffed and naked in the backseat of his Rolls Royce, behind the Bel-A...
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Funny story: (2010) Chelsea Clinton wedding. Obama "out", Indian hotelier who pioneered famous weight-loss regime "in"

(2010) Chelsea Clinton wedding. Obama "out", Indian hotelier who pioneered famous weight-loss regime "in"

RHINEBECK - NEW YORK HUDSON VALLEY: In what is being called "the wedding of the century", Chelsea Clinton will marry long-time BF Marc Mezvinsky. Chelsea - a Methodist and Marc - a conservative Jew will be married in 2 separate ceremonies reflec...
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Funny story: (2005) NASA to become giant Theme Park

(2005) NASA to become giant Theme Park

(HOUSTON) -- NASA, amidst rumors that it's days are numbered (as in 4) officially announced the opening of it's new theme park outside Houston Texas. Inside sources say that the new amusement park tentatively named "Nasa~Land", will...
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Funny story: (2011) Apple's Steve Jobs is new financial planner for the USA

(2011) Apple's Steve Jobs is new financial planner for the USA

An apple a day is suppose to keep the doctor away, but in this case, maybe it can keep the government from going belly up. The founder of Apple makes more money and has more money on hand than our very own government. Steve Jobs ability to run a com...
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Funny story: (2004) Kerry Flatulence Horror

(2004) Kerry Flatulence Horror

Democratic Nominee Senator John Kerry's run at the White House could lie in tatters inside sources have revealed. They fear that while he may not stabilise the oil problem he could single-handedly sort out America's natural gas requirements.
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Funny story: (2007) Ofcom announce John Barrowman ban

(2007) Ofcom announce John Barrowman ban

Ofcom today announced a ban which stipulated that John Barrowman must commit to more Torchwood appearances before accepting any other invitations to be on Celebrity based shows.
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Funny story: (2007) Pre-season friendly: Millwall v Portsmouth

(2007) Pre-season friendly: Millwall v Portsmouth

In a pre-season friendly over the weekend, Millwall fans went to Portsmouth and smashed up the town just a little bit.
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Funny story: (2005) Chamberlain Urges Joint FBI and Scotland Yard Investigation

(2005) Chamberlain Urges Joint FBI and Scotland Yard Investigation

London England and Baghdad, Iraq-Neville Chamberlain The Very Last, seeking to clearly identify the source of rumors touting pig's blood as a sure fire cure all for suicide and other self-destructive, psychologically harmful and anti-social urges tha...
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Funny story: (2010) X-Factor's Joe McElderry In Shock 'I'm Gay' Admission

(2010) X-Factor's Joe McElderry In Shock 'I'm Gay' Admission

Music industry insiders expressed surprise overnight by Cheryl Cole's wee X-Factor 'babby brutha' Joe McElderry's announcement that he is gay. None were more surprised than the natives of Joe's hometown of South Shields. As one resident, Basha Blu...
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Funny story: (2004) Jesus Blesses Drug Use

(2004) Jesus Blesses Drug Use

Troy, NY - Not since the miracle at Lourdes has the divine spoken to mankind as directly as it did on a recent night. According to Jason Greer, a 24-year-old graduate student at the Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, The Son of God spoke to him by na...
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Funny story: (2010) Chelsea Clinton: Horse Back Riding Caused my Hymen to Break, But I Had It Fixed In London Just in Time!

(2010) Chelsea Clinton: Horse Back Riding Caused my Hymen to Break, But I Had It Fixed In London Just in Time!

In a late breaking story in the American Medical Journal, Chelsea Clinton admits to how she broke her Hymen and what she did about it prior to her arranged marriage in Rheinbeck, NY taking place this weekend! According to the attending physician D...
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Funny story: (2007) Skid row Hilton forced to sell home and move into trailer

(2007) Skid row Hilton forced to sell home and move into trailer

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): It's back to the trailer-trash lifestyle for wannabe somebody heiress Paris Hilton in a dramatic week that has seen her cut off from her family's inheritance and blocked from any further monthly truss fund payments.
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Funny story: (2009) If the Horse Trailer's Rockin, Don't Come Knockin: Horry County Bugger Busted Buggering Beastie

(2009) If the Horse Trailer's Rockin, Don't Come Knockin: Horry County Bugger Busted Buggering Beastie

Rodell Vereen has (allegedly) been at it again, at his favorite horse's ass, police say. Vereen was arrested in Horry County, South Carolina, and charged with buggery after being videotaped, in the act of screwing a horse--for the second time in a y...
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Funny story: (2007) California's electronic voting system fails security test; computer hackers program Ron Paul for President 2008

(2007) California's electronic voting system fails security test; computer hackers program Ron Paul for President 2008

Sacramento, California - California Secretary of State, Debrah Bown, commissioned a team of computer hackers to test the security of the state's electronic-voting machines by hacking into them. The security system failed and the hackers got into...
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Funny story: (2009) Gazza To Give Oration At Bobby Robson Funeral

(2009) Gazza To Give Oration At Bobby Robson Funeral

Friends, family and fans were saddened to hear that football legend Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne would be giving the oration at the funeral of legendary manager Bobby Robson who passed away today. Gascoigne was a close friend of Robson's - nobody co...
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Funny story: (2006) 'Rowling worse than Osama' - FBI

(2006) 'Rowling worse than Osama' - FBI

Lily Pond Lane, The Hamptons, Long Island - (AssoCIAted Mess): Federal Agents are reported to be taking no chances as serial plagiarist, fraudster and trans-atlantic terrorism co-ordinator JK Rowling prepares to descend on the hapless residents of L...
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As a result of an intensive three-year psychological reconditioning program under the supervision of Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee, Chris Christi is almost completely cured of his homosexual disease
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