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(2007) Lou Dobbs May Actually Be An Illegal Mexican Immigrant

Funny story: (2007) Lou Dobbs May Actually Be An Illegal Mexican Immigrant

NEW YORK -- Lou Dobbs, the host of CNN's Lou Dobbs Tonight, has what might be described as a Mexican fetish, often shouting uncontrollably at his guests and viewers about the evils of Mexican immigration. But evidence continues to accumulate sugg...

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(2010) Cheryl Cole Reveals Part Of New Tattoo - It's On Her Arse

Funny story: (2010) Cheryl Cole Reveals Part Of New Tattoo - It's On Her Arse

Cheryl Cole, former wife of that Chelsea love rat, X-Factor judge, part time Girls Aloud vocalist, (providing Nadine Coyle isn't included) solo artiste and celebrity extraordinaire, revealed at least a part of her new tattoo as she unveiled a waxwork...

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(2007) Audi Replaces BMW as Tossers' Vehicle of Choice

Funny story: (2007) Audi Replaces BMW as Tossers' Vehicle of Choice

The 'Whit Car' annual study of car ownership was released yesterday and contained a number of surprises, most notably, that 'Wankers' are now more likely to own an Audi than a BMW, with the A...

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(2007) Mentally Challenged Florida Man on Fox News: "Ron Paul is Certifiably Insane"

Funny story: (2007) Mentally Challenged Florida Man on Fox News: "Ron Paul is Certifiably Insane"

Eyewitness News 9, Orlando, Florida -- The Fox News Presidential pre-debate show of pre-screened "undecided voters" featured an alleged Florida voter with a long history of mental developmental issues earlier this evening.

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(2012) Lance Armstrong Named Yankees' New Cheating Coach

Funny story: (2012) Lance Armstrong Named Yankees' New Cheating Coach

New York -- Looking to bounce back from being swept in the American League playoffs, the New York Yankees have named former cycling scammer Lance Armstrong as their new cheating coach. "We managed just six runs in that four-game series," said Yank...

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(2005) USC Wal-Mart to Offer Heiress & MrS Degrees: Paige Lauire

Funny story: (2005) USC Wal-Mart to Offer Heiress & MrS Degrees: Paige Lauire

University Park -- WalMart Heiress Paige Laurie cut the ribbon today at Southern California's largest Wal-Mart Supercenter, on the site of the former USC campus. In addition to an auto center, grocery, and outpatient surgical center, the new S...

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(2007) Constellations Receive Black Culture Names

Funny story: (2007) Constellations Receive Black Culture Names

Mount Polamar, California (IP) - After thousands of years of naming the astronomical constellations after figures made famous in various white cultures the International Astronomical Union (IAU) has decided that it is only fair that some of the const...

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(2015) Potential Empress denies she was out of touch as Tatooine spiraled out of control

Funny story: (2015) Potential Empress denies she was out of touch as Tatooine spiraled out of control

Imperial candidate Higgid Conte defended herself Thursday against accusations she was out of touch as the situation in Tatooine spiraled out of control before the 78901 rebel attack, at a long-awaited Imperial hearing where leading members of the Emp...

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(2005) Vanderbilt Student Goes One-Up on Edison with LED light bulb

Funny story: (2005) Vanderbilt Student Goes One-Up on Edison with LED light bulb

Nashville -- Having "accidentally" discovered the light bulb of the future on his first try, Vanderbilt graduate student Michael Bowers tried an additional 1300 ways to construct his breakthrough "bulb" which consists of a blue L...

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(2008) Cindy McCain Sponsors Free Beer Oktoberfest to Boost Sagging Husband's Campaign

Funny story: (2008) Cindy McCain Sponsors Free Beer Oktoberfest to Boost Sagging Husband's Campaign

Germantown, PA - Cindy McCain, CEO and heiress to one of the largest Anheuser-Busch beer distributors in the United States, is taking her husband's flagging presidential campaign directly to the people. Mrs McCain is using her vast beer distr...

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(2009) Family Guy's Peter Griffin outed as long lost brother of BNP leader Nick Griffin

In stark contrast to the racist, anti-Semitic, holocaust denying witterings that normally are to be heard spouting from the mouth of the leader of the British Nazi Party, tonight's audience of BBC's Question Time bore witness to an amazing revelation...

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(2008) Mossad's secret pigeon airborne division swoops on Iran UFO base

Funny story: (2008) Mossad's secret pigeon airborne division swoops on Iran UFO base

Isfahan, Iran - (X-Files Mess): Iranian security sources have blamed Mossad-trained pigeons for a sustained espionage campaign on the country's top secret UFO retro-engineering base near Tabriz. The top secret bunker has been the country's very ow...

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(2007) Judge Orders Britney Spears To Wear Undies

Funny story: (2007) Judge Orders Britney Spears To Wear Undies

(Hollywood) - Judge Judy today ordered Britney Spears to wear undies whenever she goes out in public. The court order is effective immediately.

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(2004) England Soccer Star John Terry In US Hate Mail Outrage

Funny story: (2004) England Soccer Star John Terry In US Hate Mail Outrage

Chelsea and England soccer defender, John Terry, told today of an anonymous hate-mail campaign apparently designed to affect his performances. "For the last several months I have been receiving poorly hand-written messages accusing me of all sorts of...

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(2009) Man arrested for sex with horse - blames the horse!

Funny story: (2009) Man arrested for sex with horse - blames the horse!

Colombia, Tenneesse - A man who police say was caught on tape having sex with a horse and later arrested told them in an interview that the horse came on to HIM first. "She gave me this look and I knew she wanted it. We were meant to be. She to...

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(2003) Belgium Sucks

Funny story: (2003) Belgium Sucks

According to a new poll, Belgium is the world's most boring country. Belgian ministers are said to be shocked by the revelation and they have attempted to defend their country.

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(2007) "High School Musical 28 ½: Superbug Staph Infection!" -- Disney's planned PSA on the importance of maintaining teenage personal hygiene

Funny story: (2007) "High School Musical 28 ½: Superbug Staph Infection!" -- Disney's planned PSA on the importance of maintaining teenage personal hygiene

Hollywood, California - Panic rules the bathrooms, gym showers and cafeteria of the East Side High Campus as it is quarantined by the Center for Disease Control (CDC) because of a case of the superbug staph infection has broken out among the student...

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(2008) Naked Man Found Wedged in Chimney

Funny story: (2008) Naked Man Found Wedged in Chimney

London, England - Just when you may have thought the news couldn't get any weirder, police in Pemberton have discovered a naked man wedged in a chimney at a Tesco Express convenience store. Local police spokesperson, PC Soot, conveyed that police...

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(2007) So-Cal Fires may have been started by Ellen

Funny story: (2007) So-Cal Fires may have been started by Ellen

The wild fires wrecking havoc across Southern California may have been stared deliberately by funny woman chat show host Ellen DeGeneres.

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(2007) Fox News commits Mitt Romney's Douglas Maher after Debate

Funny story: (2007) Fox News commits Mitt Romney's Douglas Maher after Debate

Broek Henderson reporting for GNN News desk from the FOX Presidential Debate in Orlando Florida.

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(2008) Sachin Tendulkar Leads India Moon Mission

Funny story: (2008) Sachin Tendulkar Leads India Moon Mission

Fresh from its fantastic success in the Second Test match against Australia at Mohali yesterday, India has launched its first manned space mission to the Moon. The Chandrayaan 1 spacecraft blasted off smoothly from a launch pad in southern Andhra...

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(2010) Miley Cyrus Says She Is Planning On Marrying Her Ex-Boyfriend Liam Hemsworth

Funny story: (2010) Miley Cyrus Says She Is Planning On Marrying Her Ex-Boyfriend Liam Hemsworth

BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus' bass guitarist has stated that Miley confided to him that she has missed being with her ex-boyfriend Liam Hemsworth so much that she wants to marry him as soon as possible. The bass guitarist, who did not want to divul...

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Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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