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(2004) Mattel Rejects Suicide Bomber Barbie

Funny story: (2004) Mattel Rejects Suicide Bomber Barbie

EL SEGUNDO, Ca - In a not-so-surprising move, Mattel executives unanimously rejected their marketing department's latest submission: Suicide Bomber Barbie. "This would surely become a political hot-potato," explained June Cabrini, Executi...

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(2008) Big Foot Discovered in Sasquatch Georgia

Funny story: (2008) Big Foot Discovered in Sasquatch Georgia

Sasquatch, Georgia (IPP) _ The search for Big Foot is over. A Georgia man has collected the one-million dollar reward that was offered to the first person to prove that Big Foot really exists. Jimmy McClure was driving south on Highway 41 in cen...

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(2009) Woman with World's Largest Vagina Loses It Over Pizza Toppings

Funny story: (2009) Woman with World's Largest Vagina Loses It Over Pizza Toppings

WERNERSVILLE, PA - Kate Gosselin told "Today" host Meredith Vieira Monday that she still loves her soon-to-be ex-husband Jon; apparently, her hatred for whole grain pizza with mushrooms, onions, and green peppers runs even deeper. Police arrived a...

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(2008) Gold Medal Chinese Women's Gymnastics Team Disqualified Due To Age

Funny story: (2008) Gold Medal Chinese Women's Gymnastics Team Disqualified Due To Age

The Chinese Women's Gymnastics Team took the Olympic Gold Medal in the team competition, but has been disqualified due to the falsification of the ages of some of the team members. News sources had reported several days ago that at least three membe...

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(2005) Kermit Celebrates the Big 5-0, Turns Back on 'Friends'

Funny story: (2005) Kermit Celebrates the Big 5-0, Turns Back on 'Friends'

NICK-AT-NITE, CA-Kermit the Frog celebrated his fiftieth birthday this week and his fellow Muppets are outraged at the posh party thrown for the fun-loving frog and children's television icon. Why are they so mad? They weren't invited to the puppet p...

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(2012) Rob Pattinson Is First Vampire to Ring Opening Bell at NY Stock Exchange

Funny story: (2012) Rob Pattinson Is First Vampire to Ring Opening Bell at NY Stock Exchange

The staid institution may never be the same after Tuesday's history-making event. Some onlookers reported that Pattinson, wearing a Gucci suit and sporting a rather conservative hairdo, looked more like a Wall Street executive than a vampire.

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(2010) Megan Fox Back In Transformers 4! Signs Double Contract!

Funny story: (2010) Megan Fox Back In Transformers 4! Signs Double Contract!

Hot actress Megan Fox, who has recently married boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, has apparently signed a deal to do Transformer 4, which will be released only four months after Transformers 3. "After signing Megan, which we have been condemned for d...

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(2009) "American Idol" Judge Interviews Crashed by Susan Boyle

Funny story: (2009) "American Idol" Judge Interviews Crashed by Susan Boyle

Hollywood, California - Reportedly, Susan Boyle is emotionally blackmailing Simon Cowell. Threatening to make another scandal of herself by having another psychotic breakdown and checking into a Rehab center again, if he does not select her as Paula...

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(2010) Robert Pattinson Apologizes To Taylor Lautner

Funny story: (2010) Robert Pattinson Apologizes To Taylor Lautner

At a press conference yesterday, actor Robert Pattinson stated that he had apologized to his friend and co-star, Taylor Lautner. "We got to be friends while doing the Twilight movies and it was my fault, being jealous over Kristen, that I said thi...

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(2007) Alaska's 'Sarah Barracuda' touted as 2008 Veep on Romney ticket

Funny story: (2007) Alaska's 'Sarah Barracuda' touted as 2008 Veep on Romney ticket

Alaska - (Ass Mess): Alaska's Governor Sarah 'Barracuda' Palin has been touted as a likely VeeP to Mitt Romney and the GOP's official choice for the Republican nomination for the 2008 White House contest.

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(2008) Llama Song Rewritten for Obama

Funny story: (2008) Llama Song Rewritten for Obama

The infamous Llama song has been rewritten with new lyrics and is now posted, near the annoying standard, on You Tube. The new song is about Barack Obama and repeats itself, over and over, without stopping (just like the original). Kitty Collins,...

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(2007) Men prefer pet names, women too

Funny story: (2007) Men prefer pet names, women too

(Munich, Germany) Human males enjoy being called nicknames that they feel enhance their prowess in the eyes of others reports Dick Bush of the University of Maryland, Munich Campus.

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(2004) Olympic Games Results and News Day 1

Funny story: (2004) Olympic Games Results and News Day 1

News and Results Day 1 SHOOTING Ken Taki Friedchickenous A bit bizarre this one. We all walked from the Olympic villag...

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(2008) Mark Spitz Challenges Michael Phelps to Race

Funny story: (2008) Mark Spitz Challenges Michael Phelps to Race

Upset with the huge success of Michael Phelps at this year's Olympic games and the fact that all of his one time world records have fallen, former swimmer Mark Spitz has decided to come out of retirement and challenge Michael Phelps to a race. Spi...

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(2010) Soccer Star In Super Injunction Named

Funny story: (2010) Soccer Star In Super Injunction Named

The unnamed soccer star who won a super injunction against a prominent Sunday tabloid newspaper preventing them from revealing intimate details in order to protect his privacy can now be named. But Skoob Sports News can't do it here because of the...

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(2009) Facebook Shuts Down Fake Sarah Palin Page

Funny story: (2009) Facebook Shuts Down Fake Sarah Palin Page

Hollywood, California - A Los Angeles screenwriter, Roger Anderson, decided that her would impersonate Sarah Palin by illegally accessing her Facebook account, posing as her. It was all a part of a social experiment he was conducting, he claims. To...

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(2008) Michael Phelps Has Had His Ass Slapped By George Bush

Michael Phelps, the star of the Beijing Olympics after his record-breaking 8 gold medals in the swimming pool, has admitted that he owes much of his success to President George Bush, who slapped his ass before he left for China. Bush, who also sla...

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(2007) Iranian Navy Sails Towards The United States! U.S. Prepares for Invasion!

Funny story: (2007) Iranian Navy Sails Towards The United States! U.S. Prepares for Invasion!

Pearl Harbor - The United States of America was today addressed by President Bush, "Today the United States is facing an attack by the Imperial Islamic Navy of Iran. We have reached our rendevous with destiny. After consulting with the Congress...

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(2004) Julia Child's Shocking Final Request

Funny story: (2004) Julia Child's Shocking Final Request

Santa Barbara, CA - The culinary world was rocked yesterday by the disclosure of details of Julia Child's will. Most disturbing to many is the requirement that her body be the secret ingredient in an episode of the Iron Chef, a popular cooking progr...

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(2004) Michael Phelps Striking Gold

Funny story: (2004) Michael Phelps Striking Gold

Teenage swimming sensation Michael Phelps has admitted that he owes Michael Moore his first Olympic Gold medal at the very least. He remembers as a 10 year old member of the North Baltimore Aquatic Club, how Moore would dive into the pool which empti...

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(2007) Utah Farmer Finds Strawberry Inside Tomato

Funny story: (2007) Utah Farmer Finds Strawberry Inside Tomato

Mormontown, Utah (IP) - A Utah farmer has reported finding a strawberry growing inside of a tomato. Food industry scientists are eager to get their hands on a sample of this miracle fruit. Through genetic engineering it may soon become possible make...

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(2005) Japan Apologizes for World War II, and then starts World War III

Funny story: (2005) Japan Apologizes for World War II, and then starts World War III

TOKYO (Reuters) - Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi marked the 60th anniversary of Japan's defeat in World War Two on Monday with an apology for suffering caused by Japanese military aggression and pledged that Tokyo would never again go to war.

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