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(2004) Janet Jackson's Superbowl Nipple Slip Reveals She's A Cyborg
The Superbowl halftime show, produced by MTV, promised some surprises, and boy did it deliver. At the end of a performance by pop icons Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson, Timberlake ripped off the cup covering Jackson's right breast, to reveal...
(2010) Vanessa Perroncel - Come In Number Five
It appears that Vanessa Perroncel, the French lingerie model and official bedwarmer to the Chelsea football fraternity has been quite a naughty little minx who has been flashing her je ne sais pas at no less than five Chelsea footballers.
Which is...
(2004) Right Breast Spotted at Half-time -- Left Pup a No-Show at Super Bowl!
Tits Have a History of Exposure!...
(2007) Lindsay Lohan's Breasts Admit to Having Nipple Job Done
In a shocking tell all body-part expose with Mike Wallace's nose, Lindsay Lohan's left and right breasts admitted yesterday to having their nipples enhanced by a controversial new surgical procedure.
(2008) Bill Belichick overheats in short sleeve hooded sweatshirt; leaves game early for medical attention
GLENDALE, AZ. Apparently Bill Belichick couldn't handle the heat, so he had to get out of the kitchen.
(2011) Selena Gomez Forms 'Rat Pack' With Miley Cyrus & Demi Lovato
LOS ANGELES: the three 'wild' and 'wannabe wild' heroines of teenage American celebrity culture, have agreed to team up to create a replica gang to that formed by infamous Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy David Jnr. The hard-drinking, hard wom...
(2008) Miley Cyrus Pops Pimple As World Watches
"Please pass the Clearasil," asked Miley Cyrus of her manager at her latest tween concert/squeal-fest. The fifteen year old television startlet and would be singer had just popped an enormous zit and wanted to be sure that she was protecte...
(2011) Storm in a Bedsheet - Mr Bercow Will Go Potty
"'I look a complete idiot': Sally Bercow reacts to the furore over the 'storm in a bedsheet' photoshoot in front of Parliament
Sally Bercow, wife of the House of Commons Speaker, today admitted she had been "stitched up like a kipper" and had made...
(2008) Miley Cyrus legally changes her name to Hannah Montana; files court papers in Los Angeles to make it official
Los Angeles, California - Shortly after arriving at LAX Airport from Roma, Italy where Miley Cyrus (a.k.a. Hannah Montana) canceled a scheduled command performance in Vatican City before Pope Benedict XVI, Cyrus drove in her black Hummer limousine di...
(2011) Chelsea Clinton Denies She Wants Annulment After Hubby Caught Doing 'Bunny Hop' At Ski Bar!
Looking wan, drawn out, sickly and quite unappealing, actually a lot like her famous mother, Chelsea Clinton emerged from a NYC fitness (sic) center yesterday telling gathered press that her dysfunctional marriage "was stronger than ever" and expecte...
(2009) Woman Sets Breast Record, 38KKK
A woman underwent nine breast-implant surgeries, even leaving the country, to set the world record for the largest bust.
People...well..men.. were already fairly impressed last April, when they heard that one Sheyla Hershey traveled to Houston for...
(2008) Super Tuesday brazilian wax for lucky Barney
White House, Washington AC/DC - (Shaggy Dog Ass): Lucky First Dog Barney is set to become the first presidential pooch to celebrate GOP Super Tuesday hopes with his very own inaugural brazilian wax.
(2008) Belichick, Patriots Face Blackmail Controversy
Shortly after the New England Patriots lost the Super Bowl to the New York Giants Sunday night, a new controversy broke out over cheating by the Patriots and their coach, Bill Belichick. Belichick allegedly blackmailed referees in an effort to influe...
(2008) Sharapova: Grunting and Groaning to Federer Cup Climax Bliss
Canada Stadium - (Cute Little Buns Mess): Unashamed naked ambition has spurred blonde Russian bombshell Maria Sharapova to a breathtaking multi-orgasmic climax in the Roger Federer Cup.
(2005) Iraq Votes Counted, Saddam Hussein Declared Write-In Winner
After totaling the votes following the first democratic Iraq election in over fifty years, officials have declared Saddam Hussein the uncontested winner for position of "President and Supreme Ruler." Despite not being on the ballot, the former dicta...
(2006) Pitt Cheats on Jolie with Aniston, Jolie goes Postal
"Dog of the month" Brad Pitt somehow woofed his way back into the heart of Jennifer Aniston last night after Paparazzis snapped the former couple cuddling in a backroom booth of an un-named bistro in an un-named part of of an un-named part...
(2007) Britney's offers make Kevin hurl with laughter
STALKING, La. -- Kevin Federline has rejected a $25-million-divorce settlement from Britney Spears because, sources say, "Kevin wants more than that."...
(2010) Peter Andre Kidnaps The Kids In Lavish New Katie Price Biopic
Devoted father and occasional pop singer Peter Andre has been offered the part of a barking mad kiddie kidnapper in Katie Price's next TV spectacular. The 2 hour Saturday night biopic telling the harrowing story of Katie's life over the past few wee...
(2011) Fruit and Vegetable sex toys
A recent survey carried out by Girl Play magazine has revealed a liking of fruit and vegetables as sex toys among sexually active and adventurous women.
"The most popular vegetable was the carrot," said magazine editor, Andrea Fuller. "Women repor...
(2005) Rush Limbaugh Vows to Knock Out Million Dollar Baby
HOLLYWOOD - Calling Clint Eastwood's brilliant but utterly depressing boxing movie, Million Dollar Baby, "a shot to the shorts, morally," radio talk show host and former ESPN broadcaster Rush Limbaugh is leading a crusade against the "evil, insidious...
(2009) The Led Zeppelin Reunion Tour
LONDON, England - Robert Plant, lead singer for Led Zeppelin has stated that plans for a Led Zeppelin Reunion Tour have been axed.
Plant told a radio disc jockey that was interviewing the three surving members of Led Zeppelin that it would be a gr...
(2008) Hillary Clinton Announces Past Sex Change, Gains Popularity
In a bold move that stunned her supporters and dismayed her advisors, Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton has revealed to the world that she used to be a man.
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Star Jones Knows Her Pastries
Star Jones who has really started to pack on the pounds stated that she will be the hostess of A&E's America's Biggest Damn Cupcakes.
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