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Funny story: (2006) Jewish "Snowflake" Wins Christmas Costume Contest

(2006) Jewish "Snowflake" Wins Christmas Costume Contest

New Orleans transplant and Jew, Alison Acorn won the annual Christmas costume contest in Durham today. Acorn, owner of the Durham Glitter Works, won the contest dressed as a Jewish snowflake. Imagine Phyllis Diller meets Swan Lake meets Frosty the Sn...
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Funny story: (2008) Zac Efron has Trouble with his Cock - wonders if he really needs it

(2008) Zac Efron has Trouble with his Cock - wonders if he really needs it

Uh oh! Zac Efron is having cock trouble again and this time it's serious. The High School Musical prick just can't keep it under control. He's tried everything from tieing it down with garden takes, jamming it in a cupboard and even considering ge...
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Funny story: (2007) Britney Spears' vagina attacks warder and escapes rehab

(2007) Britney Spears' vagina attacks warder and escapes rehab

In a shocking turn of events, Britney Spears' vagina has escaped from rehab and gone on the run.
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Funny story: (2006) George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"

(2006) George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"

WASHINGTON (AP)-- Desperate to stop the Iraqi civil war and to beef up the morale of US troops, President Bush has recruited Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to take part in a "beaver patrol" of that war-torn country.
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Funny story: (2005) Paris Hilton's Naughty Christmas Card List

(2005) Paris Hilton's Naughty Christmas Card List

LOS ANGELES (AP) Paris Hilton sent out hundreds of Christmas cards this year to her ‘special friends'. The list mysteriously made it to the desk of one of Hollywood's most notorious gossip columnists---a close associate of one of our reporters. One...
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Funny story: (2008) Lindsay Lohan Poses Nude, Looks Kinda Gross

(2008) Lindsay Lohan Poses Nude, Looks Kinda Gross

In a tragic twist of irony, one time music and cinematic superstar, Lindsay Lohan, posed nude for New York Magazine - only to have most readers turn a disgusted eye from the pictures.
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Funny story: (2006) David Irving: "Hitler mowed my lawn for free!"

(2006) David Irving: "Hitler mowed my lawn for free!"

The controversial 'revisionist' historian, Gruppenfuhrer David Irving, has added fuel to his personal pyre by claiming to be a 'beneficient philanthropist' who would 'do anything for anyone'. "Once, when I spilt mustard o...
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Funny story: (2008) Brainy fans storm the BBC as the 'Eggheads' haughty C.J is replaced by born-to-be bullied Barry!

(2008) Brainy fans storm the BBC as the 'Eggheads' haughty C.J is replaced by born-to-be bullied Barry!

Angry fans of the the hit BBC programme, 'Eggheads' stormed the BBC in two days time. Pushing Jeremy Vine to the floor, and kicking him around his pious knackers. The upset fans rampaged through the studios, armed with encyclopaedia's, trivia books,...
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Funny story: (2006) Santa Claus Arrested

(2006) Santa Claus Arrested

Santa Claus has been arrested under the USA Patriot Act after people reported a heavily bearded man seen flying last night around the rooftops of Washington DC suburban neighbourhoods, 3 miles from the White House.
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Funny story: (2010) 'Heavy Rain' May Just Be The Greatest Console Game Ever

(2010) 'Heavy Rain' May Just Be The Greatest Console Game Ever

Opinion appears to be divided over upcoming PS3 release 'Heavy Rain' making it either the greatest console game ever, or one long yawn fest, depending of course on who you choose to listen to. David Cage, the game's writer has compared it to a goo...
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Funny story: (2006) The FAA and Homeland security ban Santa Claus from domestic airspace

(2006) The FAA and Homeland security ban Santa Claus from domestic airspace

In a surprise move today The Federal Aviation Administration and Homeland Security joined forces to unilaterally deny domestic air space clearance to the traditional Christmas Eve sleigh ride by Santa Claus.
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Funny story: (2010) WikiLeaks: Angelina Jolie Worked For CIA

(2010) WikiLeaks: Angelina Jolie Worked For CIA

Although not near as startling as the fact that Julia Child was a spy during World War II, the report in WikiLeaks CIA file shows that actress Angelina Jolie was working for them for 4-5 years before dropping out two years ago. "She was doing a gr...
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Funny story: (2003) Matrix 4 in the Pipeline

(2003) Matrix 4 in the Pipeline

The Wachowski Bros. are reported to be in the late stages of writing the script for a continuing episode to their Matrix series. Titled, "Beginnings", Matrix 4 depicts the build up to the rise of the machines against the human race and is a...
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Funny story: (2007) Virgin China Vagina?

(2007) Virgin China Vagina?

Beijing- All is not well within world's first neocapitalist communist rice superpower. China's much criticised and ill conceived one child policy is finally bearing fruit and to the frustration of government officials; that fruit bears mostly...
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Funny story: (2009) Merideth Baxter Admits It Was Michael J. Fox That Made Her Gay

(2009) Merideth Baxter Admits It Was Michael J. Fox That Made Her Gay

Actress Merideth Baxter, who starred as Michael J. Fox's mother on Family Ties during the 1980's, has come out of the closet and admitted that she is a lesbian. Baxter, who has been married three times and has five children, said that it was the Mic...
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Funny story: (2009) Robert Downey Jr. Admits To Mistakes on Sherlock Holmes Movie

(2009) Robert Downey Jr. Admits To Mistakes on Sherlock Holmes Movie

Robert Downey Jr. has admitted that several mistakes and inconsistencies crept into the new "Sherlock Holmes" movie. The film, scheduled for release on Christmas Day in the United States, is loosely based on the character created by Sir Arthur Conan...
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Funny story: (2005) Conservative Christian Groups Saddened By Liberals Treatment Of George W. Bush's Gay Prostitute

(2005) Conservative Christian Groups Saddened By Liberals Treatment Of George W. Bush's Gay Prostitute

Conservative Christian Groups are reportedly "shocked and saddened" by the treatment fellow Gay Conservative Republican Jeff Gannon is receiving from the Liberal Press. Mr. Gannon, whose real name is James Guckert, has recently been the target of num...
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Funny story: (2009) Did Video Games Console kill Jade Goody?

(2009) Did Video Games Console kill Jade Goody?

Possible exposure to a video games console may have caused the cancer in Jade Goody, scientists have proved perhaps. Shocking revelations from the Polytechnico of Juventius di Milano departmento di speculananio reveal the Japanese console popular...
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Funny story: (2011) Taylor Lautner Complains That Kristen Stewart Sniffs Robert Pattinson's Socks

(2011) Taylor Lautner Complains That Kristen Stewart Sniffs Robert Pattinson's Socks

This news item is totally uncorroborated and based purely on statements made by certain individuals whose veracity cannot be certified by Skoob Entertainment News. An unidentified source today released a statement, scrawled on a school exercise bo...
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Funny story: (2008) Lapland Park Scam a Huge Rip-off

(2008) Lapland Park Scam a Huge Rip-off

A newly-opened 'Winter Wonderland' theme park has been described as a 'joke' and a 'scam' by thousands of angry visitors. Many people have demanded a refund of the £25 they paid to enter the Smegmadale Forest Lapland Leisure Park on the Hampshire...
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Funny story: (2008) Cristiano Ronaldo Has Laser Treatment

(2008) Cristiano Ronaldo Has Laser Treatment

Cristiano Ronaldo, the gay Manchester United striker, has announced that he has had extensive laser treatment in France, but has not specified which part of his body it was on.
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Funny story: (2009) Jennifer Lopez Happy That Private Spanking Footage Cannot Be Shown

(2009) Jennifer Lopez Happy That Private Spanking Footage Cannot Be Shown

A judge that ruled in favor of Jennifer Lopez in a case against an ex-husband has made the actress and singer very happy. The court ruled that her ex, Ojani Noa, will not be able to use footage of the couple shot on their honeymoon or during the...
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Trump Stops Lieing Supporters Confused

Donald Trump today held and impromptu News Conference making complete and total sense, giving intelligible complete answers. Unfortunately no news media was present and there no witnesses.
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