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New Hawaiian "Island of misfit toys", pops up after quake

Evidently, a sub-ocean vent opened up and thrust the new and interesting island above the ocean's surface.

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French flustered over flummoxed failure of Greek E.U. fealty

"Sacre Bleu!" Our beloved union!

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Somali pirates board cruise ship, force way to head of buffet line

Its no wonder, it being Wednesday, "Crabaganza Nite!"

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Obama says: What was I thinking ? Hillary would have made a much better president!

"Its now obvious", said the President,"with her ability to manage global problems, I was a fool to even think I could do the job better than her!"

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Hillary and Streisand to face off in Cage fight 'Battle Royale'

The world waits on pins and needles for the decisive outcome of this once in a century fight to the finish! Who will be the most " Woman of many talents"?

10#1516#Abel Rodriguez#40247.1764815#6

The Rarest Photo of Janis Joplin Ever

A niece of Janis Joplin has reportedly found an extremely rare photo of her aunt. The photo shows Joplin on stage singing without a bottle of Southern Comfort in her hand.

10#1516#Abel Rodriguez#40247.176412#7

Shakira's Latest Addition To Her Rock and Roll Memorabilia Collection

Shakira, a collector of rock and roll memorabilia has purchased a copy of the April 1972 Rolling Stone Magazine which focused on the band Blue Floyd, who would later change their name to Pink Floyd.

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Chilean earthquake shifts Greece out of EU, solves financial problems

Not only did the quake shift the Earth's day length measurement, it inadvertently fixed a problem half a world away!

10#1516#Abel Rodriguez#40247.1428935#9

Three of Michael Jackson's Bodyguards Reveal A "Little Secret"

Three of Michael Jackson's bodyguards finally speak out about MJ. All three say that Jackson had a very little and weird looking nose.

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Got Breast Milk?

Daniel Angerer, a New York City chef says his special cheese recipe is made with milk from his wife's breasts. He smiles and states that the customers would never guess what goes into his salsa.

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