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Funny story: (2009) Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick

(2009) Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick

Michael Jackson's autopsy photos show that the pale-skinned star really was a black man after all. Pathologists measured his member at almost 18 inches long - showcasing that no amount of fucking around with his skin could take away his black roo...
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Funny story: (2007) Jonathan Ross blames Harry's erection on Fearne Cotton interview fiasco

(2007) Jonathan Ross blames Harry's erection on Fearne Cotton interview fiasco

London - (Ass Mess): BBC presenter Jonathan Ross has blamed awkward scenes in Fearne Cotton's TV interview with the young princes (sic) on Harry suddenly developing an erection in the middle of the interview "because as everybody knows Har...
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Funny story: (2006) Mrs Bin Laden Speaks ..

(2006) Mrs Bin Laden Speaks ..

Ca'Sandra Bin Laden, former wife of Osama Bin Laden spoke with Al-Jazeera reporters regarding her former husband's latest DVD threatening to blow up not only Omaha, Buffalo and parts of Jersey but America itself along with Pluto and the rest...
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Funny story: (2007) Jonathan Ross In Prince Harry Wanking Scandal

(2007) Jonathan Ross In Prince Harry Wanking Scandal

BBC presenter Jonathan Ross is back in the hot water for his apparent fixation with male masturbation.
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Funny story: (2007) Aishwarya Rai decries "Fair and Handsome" skin whitening cream

(2007) Aishwarya Rai decries "Fair and Handsome" skin whitening cream

Mumbai - (Ass Mess): Living goddess and Bollywood movie queen Aishwarya Rai has joined in the criticism of a new wonder product that bleaches dark Asian skin.
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Funny story: (2007) Jordan and Peter Drop Another Sprog

(2007) Jordan and Peter Drop Another Sprog

Massive breasted Jordan aka Katie Price and Peter Andre aka Aussie Twat have exclaimed their joy at the second welcome edition to their family this week, with the birth of daughter "Chlamydia Crystal Moondog Bush Tucker Trial".
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Funny story: (2005) Tom Cruise Freaks Out in Brooke Shields' Bed

(2005) Tom Cruise Freaks Out in Brooke Shields' Bed

After an ugly scene that ended in Brooke Shields' bedroom, actor Tom Cruise was taken away in a straight jacket. According to his publicist, Tom Cruise had to be restrained in a straight jacket as he was taken to a mental hospital. After being gi...
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Funny story: (2010) Cheryl Cole To Marry Derek Hough - Ashley Cole To Be Best Man

(2010) Cheryl Cole To Marry Derek Hough - Ashley Cole To Be Best Man

Reports are filtering through that Cheryl Cole is to tie the knot with Dancing Derek Hough later this year in Las Vegas and that Ashley Cole is to be the best man. Cheryl, who is rumoured to be considering entering Dancing With The Stars with Danc...
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Funny story: (2008) We Can Make Invisible Things Invisible, Scientist Says

(2008) We Can Make Invisible Things Invisible, Scientist Says

(Durham, NC) - Leading scientists in the field of Non-Newtonian Non-Sense Gobbledygook reported today that Harry Potter's invisibility cloak may be right around the corner, with one researcher at Duke University going so far as to say that
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Funny story: (2008) Disabled Models Compete in "Britains Next Top Cripple."

(2008) Disabled Models Compete in "Britains Next Top Cripple."

"Britains Next Top Cripple" has emerged as a surprise ratings hit for the BBC after last nights revealing episode where eight beautiful, feisty, women hopped, tottered and wheeled their way down the catwalk competing for the coveted title a...
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Funny story: (2009) Widow of Michael Jackson, Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson, Ready To Wed Adam Lambert

(2009) Widow of Michael Jackson, Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson, Ready To Wed Adam Lambert

London, UK - The self proclaimed widow of recently deceased legend Michael Jackson, 'The King Of Pop', Ms. Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson, says that her mourning period is over and she wants to get on with her life. Her first step in this tran...
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Funny story: (2008) New DNA Research Shows Irish Are Neanderthals

(2008) New DNA Research Shows Irish Are Neanderthals

Philadelphia PA-- Stunning new research from a major university here is sending shockwaves throughout the world. DNA sequencing of Neanderthal bone marrow indicates "man's cousin" never went extinct. They are the Irish.
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Funny story: (2009) Miley Cyrus & Jonas Brothers Annoyed By Siblings Who Will Voice Porn Animation

(2009) Miley Cyrus & Jonas Brothers Annoyed By Siblings Who Will Voice Porn Animation

It seems that Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers both agree that it is hard to be looked up to... Even if we're talking family! The pair have both said, in different interviews, that it feels like "homework" when their "siblings look up to" them b...
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Funny story: (2007) Jessica Simpson Drops Twenty Pounds in Dramatic Weight Loss

(2007) Jessica Simpson Drops Twenty Pounds in Dramatic Weight Loss

Actress and Hollywood personality Jessica Simpson has lost twenty pounds and is looking fit, trim, hot, and happy. The blonde bombshell is also smiling again for the first time since a recent break-up with a former boy toy. When asked how she man...
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Funny story: (2008) Austrian incest nutter Fritzl demands Lucrezia Borgia-style trial by ecclesiastical court

(2008) Austrian incest nutter Fritzl demands Lucrezia Borgia-style trial by ecclesiastical court

Amstetten, Austria - (Lurid Ass Mess): Lawyers acting for Austrian incest addict Joseph Fritzl have played the Lucrezia Borgia card after receiving an anonymous $500,000 bung from followers of the Grail Family Movement cult.
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Funny story: (2011) Sharapova's boyfriend has confirmed that her grunt is actually a horny Siberian Moose mating call!

(2011) Sharapova's boyfriend has confirmed that her grunt is actually a horny Siberian Moose mating call!

Maria Sharapova, Queen of the grunting Queens, has made her comeback, turned up the volume once more and reached the Wimbledon final. The other three semi-finalists also drove the crowds bananas with their grunting too and they all just happened t...
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Funny story: (2005) Bird Flu Confuses Birds That Fly

(2005) Bird Flu Confuses Birds That Fly

QINGHAI, CHINA -- Birds are in bewilderment throughout China tonight, as they are confused as to what all the fuss is about. The misunderstanding comes on the heels of an Asian bird flu pandemic.
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Funny story: (2007) Utah Legislature To Outlaw Skank Clothing

(2007) Utah Legislature To Outlaw Skank Clothing

The Utah State legislature voted unanimously to outlaw the "skank" uniform in all public schools and in public places. Effective September First, it will be punishable by a fine (escalating amounts for repeat offenders) to wear certain ite...
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Funny story: (2007) Neocons Can't Count Past 600

(2007) Neocons Can't Count Past 600

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iowa - Yesterday, Ron Paul had over 1000 supporters show up for his gathering in Iowa. It was reported that "over 600" people attended the gathering. This was because the reporter was a Neocon Nazi Republican and ev...
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Funny story: (2010) Kim Sears - I'll Eat My Own Face if Murray Wins

(2010) Kim Sears - I'll Eat My Own Face if Murray Wins

Kim Sears - pouty irritating girlfriend of pouty irritating tennis nerd Andy Murray - today threatened to eat her own face if the young Scot goes on to win Wimbledon. "There's no living with him as it is. All he talks about is tennis, his mum, ho...
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Funny story: (2007) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Answers Mysteries of Series

(2007) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Answers Mysteries of Series

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows answers several of the mysteries and questions asked by the other books and movies. In a sneak peek of the newest best seller, this publication learned that several things will be cleared up in the final volume.
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Funny story: (2007) Saggy buttocks blamed as Agent Provocateur dumps Kate Moss

(2007) Saggy buttocks blamed as Agent Provocateur dumps Kate Moss

London - (Ass Mess): Lingerie retailer Agent Provocateur has said it has dumped model Kate Moss after one of her saggy buttocks fell off this weekend following too much non-nasal cocaine intake.
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Barack I has named Justice John Roberts as Lord Chancellor of Obamacare with specific authority to condemn all those AntiO'Carelamic terrorists to be waterboarded in perpetuity at Guantanamo Bay Keep.
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