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Funny story: (2009) Miss Piggy Dies of Swine Flu

(2009) Miss Piggy Dies of Swine Flu

Miss Piggy, actress and star of television, stage, and screen, has become the first celebrity victim of the Swine Flu Epidemic. The 39 year old actress passed away at Hollywood Hills Hospital surrounded by family, friends, and a representative from...
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Funny story: (2009) Plot Revealed of The Lost Symbol, Sequel to The Da Vinci Code

(2009) Plot Revealed of The Lost Symbol, Sequel to The Da Vinci Code

Dan Brown's newest novel, The Lost Symbol, will not be released to the public until September. It is expected to have "Harry Potter like numbers" for the initial release and publishers have ordered more than ten million copies to be printed for this...
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Funny story: (2004) Christina Aguilera Downgraded By Wachovia Securities

(2004) Christina Aguilera Downgraded By Wachovia Securities

NEW YORK, April 27 (New Ratings) - Analysts at Wachovia Securities downgraded Christina Aguilera (NYSE: STD) from "skanky but doable" to "not with a ten foot pole."...
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Funny story: (2007) Japanese movie star Maiko Kawakami bought poodle that was a sheep

(2007) Japanese movie star Maiko Kawakami bought poodle that was a sheep

Tokyo - (Ass mess): Ewe've been had! The entertainment industry press is having a good laugh today amid reports that one of Japan's top movie stars Maiko Kawakami was so dumb that she couldn't tell the diference between a lamb and a pedgr...
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Funny story: (2009) Prince William despondent over rapidly balding pate - Royals suggest hair transplant

(2009) Prince William despondent over rapidly balding pate - Royals suggest hair transplant

BUCKINGHAM PALACE, LONDON: The man who will be King is upset with his thinning hair. Wills is said to have told close friends that he is shocked and utterly despondent at the rapidity of his hair loss. The heir to the throne is also not amused tha...
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Funny story: (2007) Roger Ebert Frightens Many At Overlooked Film Festival

(2007) Roger Ebert Frightens Many At Overlooked Film Festival

CHICAGO, ILLINOISE-(FANGORIA) A decision to bravely face the world can sometimes NOT get the appropriate reception originally perceived. That was the dilemma facing long time tv host of PBS "At The Movies" /Chicago Sun Time...
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Funny story: (2008) James Hetfield of Metallica Joins Guns N' Roses For Special Reunion Tour

(2008) James Hetfield of Metallica Joins Guns N' Roses For Special Reunion Tour

Metallica rock icon James Hetfield is joining forces with Axl Rose and the Gun N' Roses guys for a special once-off reunion tour staring in Montreal on June 18t...
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Funny story: (2004) American Idol Votes for Jennifer Hudson Were Sent to a Blender

(2004) American Idol Votes for Jennifer Hudson Were Sent to a Blender

Last week, many American Idol fans were outraged when Jennifer Hudson was voted off the show. An investigation revealed that the votes for Hundson sent via text messaging were sent to an internet blender in Iowa, owned by local health nut Mavis Higg...
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Funny story: (2009) J-Lo, Bea Arthur Fued Ends As Arthur Drops Dead

(2009) J-Lo, Bea Arthur Fued Ends As Arthur Drops Dead

According to an Indian newspaper, two of Hollywood's most well known faces, Jennifer Lopez and Beatrice Arthur have come to loggerheads over their upcoming films, both focusing on single women wanting to be mothers. However, over the recent weeken...
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Funny story: (2009) Susan Boyle The Source Of Swine Flu, Possibly

(2009) Susan Boyle The Source Of Swine Flu, Possibly

Health officials worldwide who are currently investigating a series of outbreaks of the potentially-fatal Swine Flu virus, say they have reason to believe there may be some tenuous connection with Britain's Got Talent singing sensation, Susan Boyle.
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Funny story: (2009) Why Swine Flu Hit America, Mexico First?

(2009) Why Swine Flu Hit America, Mexico First?

The Swine Flu epidemic has reached Mexico and the United States. This new mutated strand of influenza starts as a normal flu, then turns fat people the rest of the way into pigs, after eating like pigs for a generation. Experts say it is not by a...
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Funny story: (2007) Jade Goody - Wild Woman Of The Woods!

(2007) Jade Goody - Wild Woman Of The Woods!

Jade Goody, celebrity unemployable idiot, continues her spectacular fall from grace with reports that she has gone wild and is living in a makeshift tent in Epping Forest.
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Funny story: (2008) Obama Asks Miley Cyrus to Be His Running Mate!

(2008) Obama Asks Miley Cyrus to Be His Running Mate!

NC - Today Barrack Obama announced in a surprise move that he has chosen his running mate, none other than Miley Cyrus or "Hanna Montana".
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Funny story: (2011) Kate Middleton: I'm no virgin.

(2011) Kate Middleton: I'm no virgin.

Miss Kate Middleton, to be metamorphosed into Princes Catherine in 48 hours, is taking legal action against two London tabloids - 'The Pun' and 'The Daily Wale'. In an exclusive interview with the hard-news daily 'The Whines' Miss Middleton explai...
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Funny story: (2007) Kate Middleton: prospective Puppet Monarchy in-laws drove me nuts

(2007) Kate Middleton: prospective Puppet Monarchy in-laws drove me nuts

London - (Ass Mess): Royal ex-girlfriend Kate Middleton has told friends that the real reason behind her break-up with William was the horror of finding out that his family are merely a Puppet Monarchy controlled by the Bushes and funded by baksheesh...
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Funny story: (2007) Indian PM Orders: "Kill Richard Gere!"

(2007) Indian PM Orders: "Kill Richard Gere!"

The Indian government has issued a death warrant for Richard Gere, the aging American actor who showed disrespect to their culture last week.
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Funny story: (2007) Shilpa Shetty serving saucy succulent snappy snacks!

(2007) Shilpa Shetty serving saucy succulent snappy snacks!

MUMBAI (Rooters) - Shilpa Shetty, the winner of reality television show "Celebrity TeleTubbies", will open a chain of Indian curry houses in Britain, a newspaper reported on Friday.
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Funny story: (2008) Patch Makes Babes Horny

(2008) Patch Makes Babes Horny

Scentuelle produces & sells a paste-on patch containing fragrances that are said to increase libidinous thoughts for ladies who've lost that groove thing. In addition, buyers are treated to e-mail follow-ups from the company that suggest naughty...
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Funny story: (2009) Schwinn Flu Outbreak In US!

(2009) Schwinn Flu Outbreak In US!

President Barack Obama tinkled his bell and blew his horn Monday, stating that the threat of spreading Schwinn Flu infections was a concern but "not a cause for alarm," while customs agents began checking people coming into the United States by land...
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Funny story: (2007) Steven Hawkings in Zero Gravity

(2007) Steven Hawkings in Zero Gravity

CCN - NASA - Today, Stephen Hawking was taken aboard the the "vomit comet," putting him one step closer to going to space. Space, the final frontier... Yes, Mr. Hawking enjoyed the experience and was overjoyed at the prospect of being in...
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Funny story: (2007) Wolfowitz Asks "What Is Wrong With My Graft and Corruption At the World Bank?"

(2007) Wolfowitz Asks "What Is Wrong With My Graft and Corruption At the World Bank?"

WASHINGTON (AP) - Defending himself against charges of personal graft and corruption as President of the Word Bank, Paul Wolfowitz asked his peers, "What Is wrong with my graft and corruption at the Bank?"...
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Funny story: (2008) Nothing remotely rhythmic or gymnastic about Mrs Putin at Orthodox Easter jamboree

(2008) Nothing remotely rhythmic or gymnastic about Mrs Putin at Orthodox Easter jamboree

Moscow - (Stalinist Mess): A grim-faced Mrs Putin stood by her husband in public today as the outgoing Russian president, his successor Dim Eatery Medvedev and wife Roxana Vaginissimus celebrated Russian Orthox Easter at Moscow's St Igor Rasputi...
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Original Whitney Houston Lyrics Found

Who knew? Whitney's 1985 Smash Hit, 'Saving All My Love For You,' was originally penned for a porno flick. The original lyrics appear to have been, 'Shaving All My Muff For You.'
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