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(2010) Vuvuzela Stuck In Man's Arse
Medical staff have told how a man was admitted to a Johannesburg hospital this morning with a vuvuzela protruding out of his arse.
The local man, who had been blowing his 'horn' at the South Africa v. Uruguay game, had, apparently, been attacked b...
(2008) Big Brother Sex Orgy Pulled As It Wasn't Disgusting Enough
Today's controversy in the Big Brother house centred around a Sex Orgy Task that had to be edited-out of highlights as it was nowhere near disgusting enough.
(2012) Obama Dumps Biden; Names Apple's Siri As His Running Mate
Washington, DC - Faced with declining poll numbers and a withering economy, President Barack Obama has dropped Vice President Joe Biden from the Democratic presidential election ticket, selecting Apple's digital assistant Siri as his new running mate...
(2006) Yogurt Cultures Unite Against Whole Foods Lobster Ban
Downhome, TX - Fearing that the recent ban by Whole Foods on live lobsters could lead to a broader ban on other living foods, the yogurt cultures in Texas formed a marketing coalition to get the message out that they actually want people to eat them.
(2004) Britney Spears Adds Third Breast
When she first burst on the pop music scene Britney Spears was a young, relatively talented, relatively flat-chested girl. Within a year or so as her career took off, so did the size of her chest. Or perhaps more accurately, as her breasts...
(2007) EastEnders Dawn In Baby Birth Terror
EastEnders Kara Tointon gives the performance of her life during tonight's episode of the miserable soap when the star, who plays Dawn, gives birth to a bouncing baby boy that is a hideous replica of bog-eyed
(2007) Cambodian Dictator Wins 'Britain's Got Talent' TV Show
A Cambodian dictator, thought to have died in 1998, has been declared the winner of the dreadful TV variety show Britain's Got Talent after his stirring rendition of the operatic favourite Nessun Dorma
(2004) George Bush, Tony Blair, Britney Spears and her Beaver to form barber shop quartet
(NEW YORK) - Jive Records, the label behind such famous artists as Britney Spears and … Britney Spears, has in a spectacular turn of events announced today that the U.S. President George Bush and the British Prime Minister Tony Blair will be t...
(2007) Pol Pot Wins Britain's Got Talent
The ex Cambodian PM shockingly won the Britain's Got Talent show last night. 2 million viewers voted for the tenor after his rendition of Nessun Dorma.
(2010) The Los Angeles Lakers Are The World Champions - Kobe Bryant's Wife Vanessa Gets The Game Ball
LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Boston Celtics 83-79 to capture their 16th NBA world championship title.
Kobe Bryant did not do to well at the beginning of the game and he blamed it on his broken right index finger. He said that...
(2007) Eddie Murphy pleads with media not to rush to Judgment that he's the father in wake of Nicole Richie Pregnancy Rumor
Hollywood, California - Spending his Father's Day quietly waiting by the phone, not trusting his cell phone for fear he will lose the signal, in his Beverly Hills mansion. Not having slept for days since the blood test was taken last Friday to de...
(2008) Big Brother Alex Thrown Out Of House For Being A Gangsta
Alexandra de-Gale, the Big Brother negress who has been shown the most disrespect in the entire history of Black People, has been thrown out of the House for allegedly making a claim that she is a gangsta
(2007) QE2 sold to become floating brothel in Dubai
London - (Ass mess): Now the carnival really is over for the luxury Cunard liner the QE2 as its owners the Carnival Group has announced that it has been sold to the Dubai World Company to become a floating brothel moored off the Palm Jumeirah develop...
(2005) Recent Earthquakes in California Rattle US Prestige
Four significant quakes have struck California within a week and have caused fears abroad and even triggered a tsunami warning when a 7.1 magnitude struck 90 miles off the coast. Many citizens fear that the recent quakes would foreshadow "The Big On...
(2007) Vote For The Newest Seven Wonders of The World
A group from Lisbon is asking web users around the globe to vote on the latest list of Seven Wonders of the World. Voters will have until early July to cast their ballots to determine which seven man made objects created before the year 2000 will be...
(2007) Magic: The Gathering replacing chess for cerebral strategy games
(Renton, WA) Since its release in 1994, the trading card game Magic: The Gathering has been a huge success, even spawning an online version in 2002. Several other similar games such as Pokemon have shown lesser success.
(2009) Spoofer formerly known as Man with Largest Penis Deboned by Cyber Stalker!
Cyber Space News - Bargis Tryrol, the creation of Grand Spoofer Buckwheat, and formerly known as The Man with the World's Largest Penis, has been cut down to size after an ill fated personal meeting arranged on the internet with a serial Deboner an...
(2007) Al Gore - A New Warning!
(Bangladesh) - Having milked the global warning issue for all it's worth, former Vice President Al Gore is turning his attention to another issue threatening the planet. Global obesity.
(2007) Racist Chanting Ruins England U-21 Win
The young England team booked their place in the semi-finals of the European Under-21 Championship last night with goals from Reading's Leroy Lita and Blackburn striker Matt Derbyshire in a 2-0 w...
(2008) Rap is 'not crap' says Lil' Wayne
American rap star Lil' Wayne today claimed that rap 'is not crap'.
(2007) George Bush Claims Ron Paul is No Texan
President Bush was over heard saying he didn't believe Ron Paul was a true, good Texan or a true Republican for that matter.
(2007) Guiliani calls Ron Paul a "Jerkface"
New York, NY - In the wake of a recent press conference where Congressman and Presidential Canditate Ron Paul (R-TX) challenged fellow candidate and former NYC mayor Rudy Guiliani's knowledge of foreign policy, the latter called Congressman Paul...
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Nation Mourns Death of Serial Killer
"There's nothing on television, rotten movies, sex has gotten boring, tired of seeing youth with rings through their digits!", admits several at Jim's Bar & Girl.
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