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Funny story: (2007) World's hairiest pussy!

(2007) World's hairiest pussy!

Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.
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Funny story: (2007) Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

(2007) Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

MYLANTA, GEOGIA--(BSNewswire)--Luck ran out for the winner of Friday nights Mega Millions Jackpot winner, Peter Patootie. Within an hour of the good news, Mr. Patootie was involved in a fatal traffic accident caused...
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Funny story: (2007) Jim Jones Night at Las Vegas's Total Nude Shows

(2007) Jim Jones Night at Las Vegas's Total Nude Shows

Sin City/Las Vegas, Nevada (a non-AP news alert) In a shocking expose broadcast from the overflowing parking lots of Las Vegas's total nude cabarets, it has been learned that city laws here prevent the serving of alcoholic beverages at totally...
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Funny story: (2005) Gates Gets Knighthood Queen Gets Virus

(2005) Gates Gets Knighthood Queen Gets Virus

BUCKINGHAM PALACE - Shortly after the private ceremony in which she conferred knighthood on Microsoft founder Bill Gates yesterday, Queen Elizabeth II began "operating sluggishly," said a Buckingham Palace spokesperson.
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Funny story: (2004) Best Dressed at the 2004 Oscars

(2004) Best Dressed at the 2004 Oscars

Hollywood, CA In respect to the Super Tuesday yesterday, fashionistas waited to give their final review of Oscar's best and worst dressed.
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Funny story: (2009) Last Of The Summer Wine - Howard And Marina Finally Get It On

(2009) Last Of The Summer Wine - Howard And Marina Finally Get It On

Last Of The Summer Wine stalwarts, Howard and Marina finally got jiggy with it and got it on together on a wet and windy day in West Yorkshire. The couple have had several dozen attempts at sexual congress but hitherto have always been thwarted by...
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Funny story: (2012) Panic at Daily Mail as paper "runs out of transgender stories"

(2012) Panic at Daily Mail as paper "runs out of transgender stories"

Hacks at The Daily Mail were reeling yesterday as it emerged that they had "run out of transgender people to demean and misrepresent" . A source from inside the News Room told us "It's awful. It looks like we've just used up all the trans people. We...
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Funny story: (2010) Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart To Tie The Knot In Blackpool

(2010) Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart To Tie The Knot In Blackpool

Our Fylde Coast correspondent Duncan Whitebait has just informed us that Hollywood teen idols Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are set to tie the knot in Blackpool. According to Duncan, the Twilight star once holidayed in Blackpool as a child...
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Funny story: (2010) Terry Venables 'No Relation Of Jon Venables - OK?' - report

(2010) Terry Venables 'No Relation Of Jon Venables - OK?' - report

Essex - (Ass Mess): The former England coach moved quickly today to distance himself from any connection to jailed child killer Jon Venables who is back in the slammer for unspecified parole infringements. "Similar names," El-Tel commented, "so wh...
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Funny story: (2009) Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints to Consider Allowing Masturbation

(2009) Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints to Consider Allowing Masturbation

Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints (LDS) leaders gathered in secrecy last night to explore the option of allowing young men the right to masturbate to satisfy their youthful urges. Masturbation has always been forbidden in the church and church le...
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Funny story: (2011) Revealed: What McCoist said to Lennon

(2011) Revealed: What McCoist said to Lennon

The whole shocking truth about what Coisty said to Lennon has been revealed by a totally neutral fan who was standing close by. The fan revealed that Coisty shook Lennon's hand and then whispered in his ear. "We know about the Giant Penguin."...
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Funny story: (2007) Jade does India - The Video!

(2007) Jade does India - The Video!

Celebrity Big Brother star Jade Goody is to release her first video documentary on the internet. It covers her recent trip to India where she visited 'the Railway Project', a charity which aims to help the th...
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Funny story: (2007) YouTube vasectomy footage blow to Stern

(2007) YouTube vasectomy footage blow to Stern

Nassau - (ReUterus): Howard K Stern's chances of reaping paternity rewards for Anna Nicole's baby Dannielynn sank to an all time low today after online video site YouBoobed posted scenes of his 2005 vasectomy.
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Funny story: (2008) Rambo 4 Sucks Utterly: Banned in Britain, Burma

(2008) Rambo 4 Sucks Utterly: Banned in Britain, Burma

(Hollywood) Sylvester Stallone has threatened to expose Britain's 'killing fields' if the ban on his latest Rambo flick is not lifted.
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Funny story: (2005) Hippie Retirement Homes Gaining Popularity

(2005) Hippie Retirement Homes Gaining Popularity

The retirement home industry has been slow to accommodate the lifestyles of the senior citizens it services. A great many homes offer swing music with dinner and movie classics from the 1930's and 1940's. A steadily growing market segment is now gear...
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Funny story: (2008) Tom Cruise Grows Beard For Latest Role

(2008) Tom Cruise Grows Beard For Latest Role

Heterosexual Scientology-loving Hollywood heartthrob, Tom Cruise has grown a beard to portray Rumpelstiltskin in his latest movie. The star - who is married to a woman, and likes having sex with women and only women...
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Funny story: (2007) March Madness Is A Boobies Battle!

(2007) March Madness Is A Boobies Battle!

An aerial photo taken from one of those remote control mini-blimp-cams that hover over Basketball courts during big games has yielded footage that Sports Psychologist Kareem Abdul Froid claims is a revelation of the true nature of roundball: "Mo...
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Funny story: (2007) Mike Nifong Claims He was Abducted by an Alien

(2007) Mike Nifong Claims He was Abducted by an Alien

Constipated Press: Breaking News - Mike Nifong, the District Attorney for Durham, North Carolina, claims that aliens literally took control of his mind. He claims this is why he kept the Duke Lacrose going without any real evidence.
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Funny story: (2008) Alex Jones Makes One Last Stand!

(2008) Alex Jones Makes One Last Stand!

DENVER -Almost four years since the search for the elusive Alex Jones began comes word from Homeland Security Officials that the former radio talk show host turned cult leader has taken his own life following a tense stand-off with f...
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Funny story: (2009) Red Hot Chili Peppers downgraded

(2009) Red Hot Chili Peppers downgraded

American Drug Rock group the Red Hot Chili Peppers have been downgraded to Slightly Warming Chilli Peppers after it was revealed that lead singer Anthony Kiedis is brought out in a rash by any kind of capsicum. "It's quite bizarre, man," said guit...
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Funny story: (2013) And the winner is...

(2013) And the winner is...

With awards season in full swing, all eyes we're on the Borchester Hotel in London's glittering West End this week as the A-list to end all A-lists arrived to pay tribute to those entertainment luminaries who really make a difference to our lives.
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Funny story: (2010) Peter Andre's Lover Speaks Out (Again)

(2010) Peter Andre's Lover Speaks Out (Again)

Peter Andre's secret lover has spoken out for the second time about their brief fling. The ex-glamour model and stylist, Baddy Form, has revealed that she needs to tell the world again her side of an affair that no one would have known about unless...
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