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Funny story: (2007) Guy with worlds biggest penis dates gal with worlds smallest vagina

(2007) Guy with worlds biggest penis dates gal with worlds smallest vagina

Dave Pekering 36, of Oxford England, has a problem. The girl he's now dating, Marishka Kiezlowski 24, Moscow Russia, has entered the Guinness Book of World records with the title of "
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Funny story: (2005) Mischa Barton: "I was a prostitute!"

(2005) Mischa Barton: "I was a prostitute!"

California-- Mischa Barton, teen queen and star of the hit teen drama The O.C has shocked the nation, after revealing she prostituted herself when she was 13. "My childhood was rough. My parents were always working and leaving my s...
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Funny story: (2010) Kristen Stewart Worried About Having Robert Pattinson's Baby

(2010) Kristen Stewart Worried About Having Robert Pattinson's Baby

Kristen Stewart has admitted that she and Robert Pattison have discussed what their baby would look like and the fact that it would have the blood line of Vlad The Impaler or Dracula in it's system. "Blood is indeed the word", Stewart told report...
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Funny story: (2007) Cuba Loosing Farm Animals At Record Pace

(2007) Cuba Loosing Farm Animals At Record Pace

Havana, Cuba (IP) Our international reporter, Poindexterous Finootch, is in Havana this week and has learned that Cuba's farm animal population has been reduced to 14 cows, 3 bulls, 2 donkeys, and one goat.
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Funny story: (2007) Michael Vick Signs With Prison Football League

(2007) Michael Vick Signs With Prison Football League

(Atlanta) - Ex-Atlanta Falcons NFL quarterback and convicted dog fighting felon, Michael Vick, today inked a deal to play with the prison football league (the PFL).
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Funny story: (2007) Cerne Giant's Penis Goes Purple - 'Phantom' Claims Responsibility

(2007) Cerne Giant's Penis Goes Purple - 'Phantom' Claims Responsibility

The giant 40ft penis of the world famous Cerne Giant, in the Dorset village of Cerne Abbas has been painted purple last night according to campaign group Fathers 4 Justice (F4J).
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Funny story: (2009) Prison Break Based on True Story

(2009) Prison Break Based on True Story

North Dakota - A producer of the TV Series Prison Break, came forward with the news that Prison Break is based on the forgotten prison break incident at North Dakota State Penitentiary in 1961. The government never televised information about the...
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Funny story: (2007) Jesus Cell Phone Found By Archaeologist

(2007) Jesus Cell Phone Found By Archaeologist

Jerusalem, Israel (IP) - Amateur archaeologist Henry Finootch was digging under the weeping wall with his small army shovel and made a discovery of historical proportions. He found the actual cell phone that belonged to Jesus H. Christ.
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Funny story: (2008) It's official - Julie Moult is an idiot

(2008) It's official - Julie Moult is an idiot

Julie Moult, a 'journalist' from right-wing rag The Daily Mail has been exposed as a grade 'A' idiot, according to the Internet today. Following up on her award winning stories such as 'Nazi racoons on warpath' she wrote a poorly researched piece...
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Funny story: (2004) Kobe Bryant Jury Selection

(2004) Kobe Bryant Jury Selection

Just over a year after Kobe Bryant was charged with rape, residents of Eagle Colorado began the first wave of jury selection. Around 500 citizens filed into the County Courthouse to fill out an 82 item questionnaire.
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Funny story: (2005) Alan Greenspan and Jessica Simpson Burned in Effigy After Warning of House Price Crash

(2005) Alan Greenspan and Jessica Simpson Burned in Effigy After Warning of House Price Crash

JACKSON HOLE, WYOMING (AP)-Wall Street shuddered on Friday after Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan laughed at American homebuyers since their investments are starting to crash down around their ears thanks to Greenspan's own inflationary, bubbl...
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Funny story: (2007) Samuel L Jackson to front Ku Klux Klan ad campaign

(2007) Samuel L Jackson to front Ku Klux Klan ad campaign

"Snakes on a Plane" actor Samuel L Jackson never turns down a chance to appear on screen. His next appearance will be on a nationwide advertising campaign promoting racist idiots the Ku Klux Klan
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Funny story: (2009) Michael Jackson to Be Buried Above Marilyn Monroe

(2009) Michael Jackson to Be Buried Above Marilyn Monroe

Los Angeles, Ca., USA The reasoning behind the numerous delays in laying Michael Jackson's decaying corpse to rest were cleared up today when Elsie Poncher announced that representatives of Jackson's estate had purchased the vault directly above the...
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Funny story: (2003) Quack dies in homeopathy overdose

(2003) Quack dies in homeopathy overdose

Dr Moira Spinx, a not-at-all respected quack and practitioner of homeopathic remedies, has died after taking an overdose of Belladonna, also known as Deadly Nightshade.
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Funny story: (2004) Texas Air National Guard Recalls George W. Bush To Active Duty: White House Says He's Missing

(2004) Texas Air National Guard Recalls George W. Bush To Active Duty: White House Says He's Missing

The Texas Air national Guard has taken the extraordinary step of recalling President George W. Bush back to active service to be deployed to Iraq. President Bush, who nearly served in the Guard in the early seventies was deemed eligible for service d...
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Funny story: (2007) Crayola releases flesh tones

(2007) Crayola releases flesh tones

Politically correct artists may have noticed some changes to the familiar box of Crayons they grew up with. "Prussian Blue" was changed to "Midnight Blue" in 1958, "Flesh" to "Peach" in 1962, and "Indian R...
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Funny story: (2007) Three out of Four Republicans Surveyed Prefer Dick

(2007) Three out of Four Republicans Surveyed Prefer Dick

A recent survey revealed that most Republicans still support Dick Cheney as Vice-President, while George Bush's poll numbers have apparently gone flaccid. In fact, Cheney's approval numbers continue to remain rock solid despite a spat of spec...
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Funny story: (2007) Playdough poisonings linked to Disney cereal

(2007) Playdough poisonings linked to Disney cereal

(Seattle, WA) Thousands of children have been admitted to emergency rooms for eating the popular children's sculpting clay Playdough after their parents bought them Disney's Lilo & Stitch breakfast cereal, according to an American Medical Ass...
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Funny story: (2007) Insects Contribute DNA to Human Evolution

(2007) Insects Contribute DNA to Human Evolution

Murphy, North Carolina (IP) - University of Murphy's Law scientists reported an astounding discovery to the rest of the world this morning. They claim that insects contribute DNA to human evolution via saliva donations. The "donations"...
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Funny story: (2009) Mats Sundin will take to ice in Vancouver Canucks season opener dressed as team mascot.

(2009) Mats Sundin will take to ice in Vancouver Canucks season opener dressed as team mascot.

VANCOUVER -BC: After dithering away half the season last year and then lumbering across the ice like an overfed, out-of-shape beluga, Mats Sundin is once again back to playing his one-man hide-and-seek game with the Vancouver Canucks. According t...
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Funny story: (2008) EastEnders Slags To Star In New Series Of Strictly Come Dancing

(2008) EastEnders Slags To Star In New Series Of Strictly Come Dancing

EastEnders stars Kathy Beale/Mitchell and ex-Queen Vic barmaid Kath Slater/Moon are to 'trip the light fantastic' in the new BBC1 series of Strictly Come Dancing, and the bitter rivals have vowed to engage in a 'dance to the death'. The pair, neit...
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Funny story: (2007) New Paris statue for Diana

(2007) New Paris statue for Diana

Rive Gauche, Seine - (Agence France Pisse): A new statue of Princess Diana is being planned for erection on a Left Bank site where a former colonic irrigation clinic once catered to the peristalisis needs of thousands of Parisian smack addicts who, l...
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