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Funny story: (2004) Olsen Twins to Film Porn Movie on 18th Birthday

(2004) Olsen Twins to Film Porn Movie on 18th Birthday

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, best known collectively as the ape-faced baby on the long-running ABC sitcom "Full House" have announced plans to get nude and film a full length porno movie on their 18th birthday which is June 13 of this year. Misguided...
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Funny story: (2005) American Idol Shocker: Scott Savol Quits, Apologizes for Wasting Viewers' Time

(2005) American Idol Shocker: Scott Savol Quits, Apologizes for Wasting Viewers' Time

Los Angeles - The big news of this American Idol season was supposed to be last week when popular rocker Constantine Maroulis was booted from competition. As of today, that news seems tame.
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Funny story: (2009) Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to get married!

(2009) Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to get married!

Yes, it's true, (well, to be more accurate, false) Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are going to get married! Pattinson, 22, proposed to Stewart, 19, last weekend in a dream I had. Rob had taken Kris to Hawaii when he took her on a special dat...
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Funny story: (2010) Taylor Swift arrested for "Over exposure" says Nashville coppers

(2010) Taylor Swift arrested for "Over exposure" says Nashville coppers

NASHVILLE TN (ABSNN) - Country music songbird, Taylor Swift, 19, was arrested by members of the Country Music Hall of Shame this afternoon, taken in by the Nashville cops, for the crime of "Over exposure," sources say. Often called the hardest wor...
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Funny story: (2009) BGT's Janine Gives Sue Son The Big Finger

(2009) BGT's Janine Gives Sue Son The Big Finger

A sensational turn of events unfolded here in the UK this morning when BGT reject Janine Khalil turned the tables in spectacular fashion over ex-best friend and shameless backstabber Sue Son. "Sue and I will never be friends again," Janine told us...
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Funny story: (2008) Miley Cyrus: morning sickness or bulimia?

(2008) Miley Cyrus: morning sickness or bulimia?

Orlando, Fla - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Shrugging off pregnancy rumors and a doctor's prescription for antispasmodics Miley Cyrus defied her critics by performing without throwing up once at Orlando's Epcot Center on Saturday.
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Funny story: (2009) Appearance on Oprah Lands Kirstie Alley Donut Contract

(2009) Appearance on Oprah Lands Kirstie Alley Donut Contract

WINSTON-SALEM, NC - Maybe Kirstie Alley isn't a "perfect fit" for Jenny Craig anymore, but that's just fine with donut manufacturer Krispy Dunk. Inspired by her testimonial on Oprah's show Thursday, company executives negotiated a contract and signe...
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Funny story: (2008) T-Shirt Sparks Outrage From Sissy Bikers

(2008) T-Shirt Sparks Outrage From Sissy Bikers

Sonny Jotnose, a Sophomore at Barstow High School in California, was expelled for wearing a T-shirt on Friday. Superintendent of Schools, Ms. Rhoida Hemerra said the shirt's message was offensive.
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Funny story: (2009) Spoof Receives Scary 'Chain Letter' That We Want To Share With You

(2009) Spoof Receives Scary 'Chain Letter' That We Want To Share With You

The 'chain letter' you are now reading has been circulating the Internet lately and has disturbed many viewers. It states that if you do not send this article on to twenty other viewers within 48 hours that you will die a horrible, screaming death,...
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Funny story: (2009) BGT's Jamie Pugh To Have Last Laugh In Pizzagate Affair

(2009) BGT's Jamie Pugh To Have Last Laugh In Pizzagate Affair

BGT's Jamie Pugh, appearing relaxed and happy spoke to us this morning about his sensational sacking from his part time job as a pizza delivery driver. Reports were circulating that Pugh had fallen into the pits of despair following the heartless mov...
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Funny story: (2007) He Has Risen: Pillsbury Doughboy, The New Messiah

(2007) He Has Risen: Pillsbury Doughboy, The New Messiah

Minneapolis (Bakers Daily News)-Spread the good news! Spread the butter! Spread the margarine! He gave his life to save the world of its breakfast sins! And today he is risen, to sit at the right hand of the eggs and morning...
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Funny story: (2005) Get Ready to Rumble: MLB Announces Celebrity Kick Boxing

(2005) Get Ready to Rumble: MLB Announces Celebrity Kick Boxing

The Daily Swill, SEATTLE, Wa - Michael Jackson vs Vanilla Ice? Paris Hilton vs. Jessica Simpson? Sounds like a popularity poll, but in actuality it may be a popularity stunt coming to a Saturday night Major League Baseball game near you.
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Funny story: (2009) Rush Limbaugh story has spoof writer considering retirement

(2009) Rush Limbaugh story has spoof writer considering retirement

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - It's been nearly 6 weeks since spoof writer cwthomson published the story "Rush Limbaugh Prefers World's Largest Penis to World's Largest Vagina" in The Garlic Press, and he says it's still one of his most read stories, every sing...
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Funny story: (2009) Ricky Hatton to referee Floyd Mayweather Snr to vs. Floyd Mayweather Jnr

(2009) Ricky Hatton to referee Floyd Mayweather Snr to vs. Floyd Mayweather Jnr

Boxing promoters have announced today that Floyd Mayweather Snr, aged 56, is intending to step back into the boxing ring. What has come as even more of a surprise is that he intends to fight his own son, Floyd Mayweather Jr, aged 32. This is a...
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Funny story: (2007) Two Billionaires from Manchester Quizzed in Car Crash

(2007) Two Billionaires from Manchester Quizzed in Car Crash

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Macedonia - TWO billionaire businessmen from Greater Manchester are being quizzed by police after their Porsche was involved in an accident during the famous Gumball 3000 rally.
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Funny story: (2009) Berlusconi wife blames husband for 'miners strike'

(2009) Berlusconi wife blames husband for 'miners strike'

Rome - (Underage Ass Mess): Dusky Latin beauty Veronica Lario has blamed errant husband Silvio Berlusconi's 'consorting with miners' (sic) during a recent 'tools down' episode for the deterioration of their 19 year marriage. Signora B told Milanes...
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Funny story: (2007) Corrupt Bastards Club: secret letter to OPEC discovered

(2007) Corrupt Bastards Club: secret letter to OPEC discovered

London - (Ass Mess): The Spoof has obtained an exclusive preview of a top secret letter sent to the awesome PR machine that runs global big oil where the shockwaves from the Corrupt Bastards Club and this week's resignation of BP's Lord Brown...
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Funny story: (2007) Ducks' Dicks Surprise Scientists - Ducks Report Sex Abuse!

(2007) Ducks' Dicks Surprise Scientists - Ducks Report Sex Abuse!

The NY Times reports the following: "This guy's the champion," said Patricia Brennan, a behavioral ecologist, leaning over the nether regions of a duck - a Meller's duck from Madagascar, to be specific - and carefully coaxing out hi...
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Funny story: (2009) Barton Blames Hatton

(2009) Barton Blames Hatton

Newcastle United badboy Joey Barton has lay the blame for his extraordinary and unnecessary challenge on Liverpool's Xabi Alonso at Anfield yesterday, squarely at the door of his friend and fellow Manchester City fan, Ricky Hatton. Hatton was beat...
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Funny story: (2008) Soccer Starlet Ronaldo Supports Male Cross Dresser Prostitute Charity

(2008) Soccer Starlet Ronaldo Supports Male Cross Dresser Prostitute Charity

Brazilian soccer phenom Ronaldo has launched his own personal charity to support the plight of male transvestite prostitutes in Rio.
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Funny story: (2007) "Only Fools & Horses" or Al Gore's "An Incontinent Truth": judicial review to decide

(2007) "Only Fools & Horses" or Al Gore's "An Incontinent Truth": judicial review to decide

London - (Ass Mess): The Department for Education has come under heavy criticism after coughing up £25m million for hundreds of thousands of remaindered DVDs of Al Gore's seminal film memoir of eco disaster in the post-Queen Mother era entitled &...
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Funny story: (2008) Secret Opus Dei midwife suspected in Austrian incest nutter case

(2008) Secret Opus Dei midwife suspected in Austrian incest nutter case

Amstetten, Austria - (Reuterus): Police are probing reports that a mysterious Opus Dei midwife attended the birth of all seven of Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's chidlren's dungeon births.
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New Jersey Gov Has New Promotion Gig

Chris Christie was named by the American Lard Assn as their new spokesperson. Lard Ass President Bud Gristel named the Gov after learning that Christie's favorite book is The Count of Mounds of Crisco
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