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On the Boat

Nigel and Stephen, are keen fishermen and wine drinkers. Out on the lake while on holiday, with their wives, in Poitou-Charente, France, last year, slurping a large Bordeaux Supérieur....

submitted by IN SEINE, 04 February 2012

The Reason for the Accident

I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up. He said, Youve been promoted....

submitted by IN SEINE, 04 February 2012

Toilet Humour - Men's problems revealed in letter

This was copied from a newsgroup posting. The author is responding to a woman who accidentally walked into the mens restroom:...

submitted by Inchcock, 04 February 2012

30 Things You Don't Want to Hear During Your Surgery!

1: Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness...

submitted by Inchcock, 04 February 2012

Toilet Humour - Types of Poo Dictionary

Ghost Poo:...

submitted by Inchcock, 04 February 2012

Keeping Your Motor Running

The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child....

submitted by IN SEINE, 03 February 2012

Corny joke 1: A career drive

I was driving up the motorway and my boss phoned me and he told me Id been promoted. I was so shocked I swerved the car....

submitted by Inchcock, 03 February 2012

Carry in for Cleo

You slave, come here quick, said Queen Cleopatra,...

submitted by Exislanda, 02 February 2012

The Sugar Daddy?

While I was visiting my sister one evening, I took out a candy dispenser that was shaped like a miniature person. How does that thing work? she asked....

submitted by IN SEINE, 02 February 2012

3 Nightmares of a Romantic Nature

Nightmare No.1...

submitted by Inchcock, 02 February 2012

The Farmer's Son's Chores

A little boy comes down to breakfast....

submitted by Inchcock, 02 February 2012

Women Should Not Have Children After 35!

This is one of those controversial statements but I fully stand behind it....

submitted by Inchcock, 01 February 2012

Scientists at Roll Royce built a gun...

Scientists at Roll Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, and military jets, all travelling at maximum velocity....

submitted by Inchcock, 01 February 2012

The Car Keys

Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets or purse. A quick search in the meeting room...

submitted by IN SEINE, 01 February 2012

And the Champagne Flowed…

When we moved into our new home, the first one we owned rather than rented, two of my husbands friends gave him a bottle of champagne. Tn the hustle and bustle of getting settled, the gift was tucked...

submitted by IN SEINE, 01 February 2012

Eve's revealing talk with the Lord

Lord, I have a problem. Whats the problem, Eve? I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but Im just...

submitted by Inchcock, 31 January 2012

Porch

Unemployed man is canvassing his local area looking for odd jobs to do. He asks a local resident if they have any work they want done around the home. Dont know replies the resident though you might want to paint my porch. Youll find...

submitted by whatinthe world, 31 January 2012

Huh! The Cheek of Them!

While watching a movie recently, I couldnt hear the dialogue over the chatter of the two women sitting in front of me. Unable to bear it any longer, I tapped one of them on the shoulder. Excuse me, I said, I cant hear. I should hope...

submitted by IN SEINE, 30 January 2012

The Annual Stella (Liebeck) Award Nominations

Its time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stellas Awards are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and amazingly she successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired...

submitted by Inchcock, 30 January 2012

The Sins of Omission

On a particular day, a Sunday School teacher was lecturing about sin and the consequences that we have to endure because of it. So she asked her class, Does anyone here know what we mean by sins of omission?...

submitted by IN SEINE, 29 January 2012

Aliens?

Nights in England are coal black, making parachute jumps very difficult. We attach small lights called chemlites to make our jumpsuits visible to the rest of the team. Late one night, lost after a practice...

submitted by IN SEINE, 29 January 2012

Two wives stop for a wee.... (slightly crude, be warned)

Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home got caught short. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or something. One of them had nothing...

submitted by Inchcock, 29 January 2012

The Australian

An Australian guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands. Jill, the Australian barmaid takes his order and notices his Australian accent. Over the course of the night they talk quite a bit. At the end of the night...

submitted by Inchcock, 29 January 2012
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