Sharapova, a grunt too many!

Funny story: Sharapova, a grunt too many!
Maria Sharapova, Nr 1 world's best female tennis grunter, has admitted her secret weapon, screaming like a pregnant moose on the global tennis courts, was caused by using viagra to get her horny (Famous Louis van Gaal pep talk comment to his supersta...
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Ghost of Yogi Berra Appears Over Yankee Stadium

Funny story: Ghost of Yogi Berra Appears Over Yankee Stadium
New York, NY Groundskeepers at Yankee Stadium were preparing the stadium for baseball's Opening Day when they reported seeing the ghost of long-time Yankee catcher and manager Yogi Berra over the home dugout. The groundskeepers said that when the...
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New Rio Olympic Sport Added - The Kayak Condom Scoop

Funny story: New Rio Olympic Sport Added - The Kayak Condom Scoop
Rio De Janeiro, Brazil - The Head of the International Olympic Committee announced on Monday that his hard-working team has figured out an interesting approach to dealing with the disgusting cesspool that laps at Rio's shore, also known by its other...
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Red Sox & Patriots on Verge of First MLB/NFL Trade

Funny story: Red Sox & Patriots on Verge of First MLB/NFL Trade
The Fat Man won't be singing the National Anthem on Opening Day for MLB. The Red Sox announced they would not play the most overweight player of the season during the upcoming week. Pablo Sandoval apparently did win the starting job at third base...
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Gronk Sets Up a Dunk for Tom Brady

Funny story: Gronk Sets Up a Dunk for Tom Brady
NEW ENGLAND--When you blow into a conch, you never know what wild animals will show up. Earlier this week Tom Brady summoned his receivers by the time-tested method that won favor in The Lord of the Flies. It was also a means to gather the media i...
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Baltimore Orioles Sign Big Foot to a 7 year 140 Million Dollar Contract

Funny story: Baltimore Orioles Sign Big Foot to a 7 year 140 Million Dollar Contract
Desperate to find a starting pitcher who can get batters out, or even, "take them out", the Baltimore Orioles announced the signing of American icon, Big Foot, to a 7 year 140 million dollar contract. The imposing broad shouldered Big Foot, who st...
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A Day in Fairyland with Drake, Odell, & Gronk

Funny story: A Day in Fairyland with Drake, Odell, & Gronk
FAIRYLAND, USA--When Edna St. Vincent Millay visited author Somerset Maugham at his South of France estate, she was flabbergasted, and reported told Maugham, "You have created Fairyland." Move over, Maugham. Odell Beckham, Jr., is not about to be...
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Red Sox Special Diet Plan for Pablo Sandoval

Funny story: Red Sox Special Diet Plan for Pablo Sandoval
Pablo Sandoval has gone to the Disabled List. He may have gone to the dogs. He may have gone mad. In any respect, the Red Sox will not play him for at least two weeks. They are hoping his Inflate-gut will subside. The Red Sox master plan is for...
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Funny story: National Hockey League to Ban All Teams Located in Areas With No Ice

National Hockey League to Ban All Teams Located in Areas With No Ice

Yellowknife, Canada In an effort to bring professional hockey back to its roots, the NHL, now relocated way up near the North Pole in the Yukon, have announced that teams that are in areas that don't have lakes that freeze or even snow can't have a h...
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Funny story: Sharapova Drugs Scandal: Hotel Carpet Hits Back After Slur

Sharapova Drugs Scandal: Hotel Carpet Hits Back After Slur

The assembled press came to see one loser as Maria Sharapova admitted taking the recently banned substance Meldonium. But there was another one on show: an innocent carpet, left bruised and with its shag swept against the natural lay. As she offer...
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Funny story: Louis van Gaal to rule the Universe?

Louis van Gaal to rule the Universe?

Louis van Gaal has set his sights on The European SuperLeague Copa America Asian Cup after their 1-0 victory over minnows Manchester City today. In a statement leaked to Sneaky Snoops, he said "we've just beaten a very crap team, who were challen...
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Funny story: Leicester City Now Most Popular Team In Thailand

Leicester City Now Most Popular Team In Thailand

Leicester City, the team who spent almost the whole of the 2014/15 season battling against relegation from the Premier League, and who have taken the country by storm this time around, are on the verge of something spectacular. The Foxes are abou...
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Funny story: Record rates of suicide attempts as Manchester United announce van Gaal is to stay!

Record rates of suicide attempts as Manchester United announce van Gaal is to stay!

To quash all rumours, tabloid garbage, and ex- United players blowing their trumpets about Louis van Gaal, probably the most hated United manager since Dave Sexton, United's board have announced their support for the rather unstable Dutch sergeant ma...
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Funny story: We can dance in France, says Hodgson

We can dance in France, says Hodgson

As the Football Euro 2016 Championship in France approaches, team managers have not only been scratching their heads wondering how to win a match, but also how to intimidate the opposing team just before kick-off. Roy Hodgson, the England manager,...
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Funny story: Argentinian Beard 1 vs Spanish beard 0

Argentinian Beard 1 vs Spanish beard 0

Beard lovers worldwide were glued to the Atletico Madrid vs Bayern Munich Champions League semi-final this evening, where Diego Simeone went head-to-head (or chin-to-chin) with Pep Guardiola in the most anticipated beard-off since the creation of Ami...
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Funny story: Antonio Brown receives Grammy Nomination

Antonio Brown receives Grammy Nomination

At the behest of Adam Pacman Jones, the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences has deemed the sound of Antonio Brown crumpling to the ground after a vicious hit by Vontaze Burfict warranted Grammy consideration. Neil Portnow, President of...
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