Funny story: Belichick Bets Infamous "Half-Sleeved Hoodie" on Championship Game

Belichick Bets Infamous "Half-Sleeved Hoodie" on Championship Game

Foxborough, MA - During Friday's post-practice interview, Patriot's head coach, Bill Belichick stated that he would "bet my hoodie that we take home the AFC championship this year." These are strong words from a reserved coach who has coached th...
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Big 10 College Football League to Add 12 More Teams

Indianapolis, IN-The NCAA discussed the Big 10's request to add 12 more teams to the Big 10. With 14 teams presently in the Big 10, this would bring the total up to 26. "We long ago stopped having anywhere near ten teams, so as long as we are expa...
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Palin Clan To Head Up New Hillbilly Olympics

Wassilly, Alaska In an attempt to redeem her family's honor after their recent drunken brawl, former Alaska governor and Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced today that she will sponsor a new sports contest called the Hillbill...
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Funny story: Kool-Aid Man Banned from All Stadium Events!

Kool-Aid Man Banned from All Stadium Events!

In a surprise move that no one saw coming, the Kool-Aid Man has been banned from all stadium events, especially football and hockey events, across North America and the UK effective immediately. In a press release, event organizers cited concerns ove...
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Funny story: Green Bay Packers Are Communists Says Congressman

Green Bay Packers Are Communists Says Congressman

The Green Bay Packers are arguably the most successful franchise in American professional sports history. They just missed this year from going to the superbowel. But the most remarkable thing about the Green Bay Packers is that as an industry th...
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Sportz Illustrious covergirl out to prove she has beauty as well as brawn

Bantamweight champ Rhonda Rowdy, who is scheduled to face Cat Scratch Zinger in UFC's pay-per-perv headliner Feb. 28 cat fight, has won another title, prior to her upcoming bout: Sportz Illustrious has named the hellcat the cover girl for its annual...
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Miley Cyrus Dominican Republic Ban Sidetracks Golfing NATO Leaders

The Miley Cyrus ban by the Dominican Republic is sidetracking the conversation at the NATO summit currently being held at the Celtic Manor Golf Resort in Newport, Wales, the home of the 2010 Ryder Cup won by Europe 14 ½ to 13 ½ when Hunter Mahan yip...
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Funny story: Pete Rose and Mark McGuire Hold Baseball Commissioner Hostage

Pete Rose and Mark McGuire Hold Baseball Commissioner Hostage

Cooperstown, NYIn breaking news, Pete Rose and Mark McGuire, former baseball players, have grabbed baseball commissioner Bud Selig and taken him here to Cooperstown, in an attempt to get themselves put into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Rose of course,...
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Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict

Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.
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Funny story: Misunderstood Practice of Siphoning Air From Footballs To Genitals Gets Patriots Into Trouble

Misunderstood Practice of Siphoning Air From Footballs To Genitals Gets Patriots Into Trouble

The New England Patriots have been wrongfully accused of trying to cheat the team reports. In what has ridiculously been dubbed "Deflate gate" the team has been accused of deflating the footballs after referee inspections to make them easier to...
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Funny story: Fans Can't Wait for Next Month's Hyper Bowl

Fans Can't Wait for Next Month's Hyper Bowl

Trillions of people -- and other sentient beings all across the universe -- are positively catatonic in anticipation of the 2015 Hyper Bowl, scheduled to take place on March 1. In a press conference held this past Sunday, event promoter Max Blowha...
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Funny story: Former UNC Chapel Hill Standout Offensive Tackle Writes an Op-Ed to the 'Akron Beacon Journal'

Former UNC Chapel Hill Standout Offensive Tackle Writes an Op-Ed to the 'Akron Beacon Journal'

I've been looking over a recent copy of the Akron Beacon Journal. It's not a fair or balanced paper, as I see it, and really should have a sickle and hammer on its flag. And I'm pretty darned liberal myself. I remember back, oh, about 20 years or...
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Funny story: New York Jets Excited to Learn Ray Rice a Free Agent

New York Jets Excited to Learn Ray Rice a Free Agent

NEW YORK - The New York Jets are in last place in the AFC East. Looking for help in the backfield, they are reportedly interested in former Ravens running back Ray Rice. As of this hour, no team has put in a claim for the recently reinstated player.
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Funny story: Goodell: NFL Mistakenly Viewed Erin Andrews Peephole Video in Ray Rice Case

Goodell: NFL Mistakenly Viewed Erin Andrews Peephole Video in Ray Rice Case

MANHATTAN -- Commissioner Roger Goodell has acknowledged that the NFL mistakenly viewed the Erin Andrews peephole video when originally trying to determine appropriate discipline in the domestic violence case against former Baltimore Ravens running b...
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Funny story: Pre Tour de France Stages to feature stabilisers

Pre Tour de France Stages to feature stabilisers

Top World Cyclists are, incredibly, to use bikes with stabilisers.. Stabilisers are a device associated with small children learning to balance on a two-wheeler. Sir Bradley Wigan, Tour De France Champion, says the move is 'the business' in tha...
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Funny story: Roger Goodell Steps Down; Interim Commissioner Ray Lewis to Let Ray Rice Play on Sunday

Roger Goodell Steps Down; Interim Commissioner Ray Lewis to Let Ray Rice Play on Sunday

In a move that surprised no one but the world's biggest misogynists, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell resigned from his duties on Thursday afternoon. In a hastily called press conference, a tearful Goodell said he no longer felt he could make the b...
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Funny story: Team Loses "Must Win" Game, Decides Just "Screw It" For The Rest Of The Season

Team Loses "Must Win" Game, Decides Just "Screw It" For The Rest Of The Season

The Topeka Grizzlies, a semi pro football team, has just decided to forget about the remaining 6 games and concentrate on their day jobs and families, a spokesman for the team said yesterday. The team, which was 1-3 in the Midwest Central Leagu...
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