Pro Golfer Kills Moose With Calloway's New Epic Driver

Funny story: Pro Golfer Kills Moose With Calloway's New Epic Driver
Erin Hills, Wisconsin. Chip Fairway, reporting live from the 117th U.S. Open Golf Tournament. After having my PGA Media credentials reinstated, I am happy to be reporting from a live event for the first time in quiet some time. Through some con...
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Robert Mueller Lets His Antlers Grow Ahead of Looming Trump Battle

Funny story: Robert Mueller Lets His Antlers Grow Ahead of Looming Trump Battle
Just because it's been quiet at the special counsel's office doesn't mean that a fight isn't brewing between President Trump and Robert Mueller. Mueller's new rack, normally neatly trimmed, is proof enough that he expects to meet the president mano a...
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O.J. Simpson Wants to Return to Playing Football When Released From Prison

Funny story: O.J. Simpson Wants to Return to Playing Football When Released From Prison
Lovelock, NV O.J. Simpson, Heisman Trophy winner and double murderer, said he wants to return to football and add to some of his running back statistics. "I know I've screwed up a lot and so that's why I think it would be good for me to get back t...
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Rooney In United Stand-off

Funny story: Rooney In United Stand-off
International marketing firm and social media gurus, Manchester United, have dropped their biggest hint yet that England Captain Wayne Rooney will be leaving the club. United's record goal scored has spent time on the substitutes bench this season an...
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Andy Murray just pedantic and not really interested in women's issues

Funny story: Andy Murray just pedantic and not really interested in women's issues
Andy Murray is being hailed as a hero among sports women the world over this week, for being "automatically programmed to credit the accomplishments of women", however he refuted the claims later stating that he just cant help being a pedant. The...
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Pre Season Permutations

Funny story: Pre Season Permutations
Pre season for footballers is completely insane. Respected journalists lose their shit at hearing a drunk man at a bar saying Ronaldo is going to Juventus. People believe that players are moving clubs just because one of their social media team has l...
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Rival Hockey team 'Scarecrow' their opponents.

Funny story: Rival Hockey team 'Scarecrow' their opponents.
Police were called after an ill-tempered rival women's hockey match, spiralled out of control. After being recipients of some fiery and unpenalized challenges, the visiting Ravens team,decide to'even things up'by deploying their infamous 'Scarecro...
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Cash conscious Arsenal's no cost, new player plan, gets the red card from Wenger!

Funny story: Cash conscious Arsenal's no cost, new player plan, gets the red card from Wenger!
The Arsenal board of directors voted overwhelmingly to provide long serving coach Arsene Wenger with the extra resources he requested to find new talent. They unanimously agreed to do this, by giving their supporters a chance to play in home games...
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Trump Sends Secret Service to Walter Reed Hospital to Find the Gang of Green

"I just saw somewhere that someone there died because of gang of green. We're on it!" said Trump.
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Funny story: 2020 Olympics To Feature Wall Climb Competition

2020 Olympics To Feature Wall Climb Competition

For the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo, teams will compete to climb a replica of the soon to be built wall on the US/Mexico border. The Japanese and Hungarian teams are early favorites for the brand new sport that will have it's first competition y...
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Funny story: Trail Blazers to Face Central PA Elite 14U in First Round of Consolation Bracket

Trail Blazers to Face Central PA Elite 14U in First Round of Consolation Bracket

After a devastating 4-0 Series loss against the Golden State Warriors, the Portland Trail Blazers have shifted focus to their next opponent, the Central PA Elite 14U AAU team. We caught up with Central PA Elite's head coach Mark Hofsass. "I'm fee...
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Funny story: Jay Cutler vows to work just as hard in the press booth as he did on the field

Jay Cutler vows to work just as hard in the press booth as he did on the field

Immediately after it was announced that Jay Cutler would be joining the Fox Sports broadcasting team, Cutler was seen taking a puff off his cigarette and giving a smug grin. When asked if he planned to put all of his efforts into his new career, C...
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Funny story: Claudio Ranieri wins "UK 2017 Sack Race"!

Claudio Ranieri wins "UK 2017 Sack Race"!

The annual national sack race that takes place in England around this time has been won by a rank outsider, Claudio Ranieri, of Italian origin, but residing in the stormy land of Leicester, UK. Previous winners, Jose Mourinho, Big Sam Allardyce, L...
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Funny story: Officials Speculate on Trump's Refusal to Throw Out the First Pitch of Baseball Season

Officials Speculate on Trump's Refusal to Throw Out the First Pitch of Baseball Season

Washington, DC Many Presidents of the United States felt that throwing out the first ball of the baseball season was one of the highlights of being President. But this was not the case with President Trump, as he refused to throw out the first pit...
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Funny story: Ebdon breaks four minute barrier

Ebdon breaks four minute barrier

The snooker world was rocked today when Peter Ebdon played a shot in under four minutes. It happened at the Heapey Open Snooker Championship. I caught up with him as he walked back to his dressing room, being very careful not to step in the trail...
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Funny story: Johnny Manziel, Tim Tebow To Star In New Reality Show

Johnny Manziel, Tim Tebow To Star In New Reality Show

Johnny Manziel and Tim Tebow: perhaps the most famous NCAA quarterbacks of their generation. They destroyed defenses on the ground and through the air, each earning the most coveted Heisman Trophy. Their short-lived NFL careers each saw their fair sh...
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Funny story: MLB to blindfold pitchers during intentional walks

MLB to blindfold pitchers during intentional walks

In the wake of Major League Baseball's suggestions to shorten the length of the games by forgoing the four actual pitches thrown for an intentional walk the backlash from traditionalist fans has pressured MLB to change their stance entirely and in fa...
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