Gronk as Cover Boy Undercover

Funny story: Gronk as Cover Boy Undercover
DATELINE: WESTERN WORLD --Rob Gronkowski has been put on the cover of GQ Magazine for June, and the cover of Madden mad sports for 2017. Cover boy is merely another sobriquet tossed before the Gigantica Pithicus of the Patriots. We can never becom...
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New York Mets next giveaway: a genuine NYPD body bag

Funny story: New York Mets next giveaway: a genuine NYPD body bag
Flushing, New York - - Friday is Body Bag Night at Citi Field. Each of the first 15,000 fans who show up for the game will receive a Human Remains Containment Device, which was actually used by the New York City Police Department to transport and sto...
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Thumb Wrestling, 12 Ounce Curls, And Hot Dog Eating To Become Olympic Sports

Funny story: Thumb Wrestling, 12 Ounce Curls, And Hot Dog Eating To Become Olympic Sports
Reflecting the increasingly sedentary habits of human beings, the International Olympic Committee is adding some controversial events to the Olympic games. 12 ounce curls and hot dog eating are just two of the new events the IOC is adding to the game...
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Trump Will Create Two New Cabinet Posts: Secretary of Sports and Secretary of Guns

Funny story: Trump Will Create Two New Cabinet Posts: Secretary of Sports and Secretary of Guns
New York, New York Trump's publicist John Miller called newspapers and radio shows all over the United States to make the announcement that Trump would be adding two posts to the President's Cabinet when he wins as POTUS. "Many people are accusing...
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North Korea Announces Desire to Host 2024 Olympics

Funny story: North Korea Announces Desire to Host 2024 Olympics
Pyongyang, DPRK Kim Jong-Un, rotund and slow-thinking dictator of North Korea, announced today that North Korea's largest city, Pyongyang, would be the perfect choice to host the 2020 Olympics. Since it's already been awarded to Tokyo, Kim said they...
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Chuck Norris defeats Mehran Keshe

Funny story: Chuck Norris defeats Mehran Keshe
Former Karate world champion Chuck Norris defeated Iranian born nuclear heavy weight Mehran Keshe 45:0 in the first 30 seconds of a spontaneously staged freestyle fight on the streets of Brooklyn. Norris first aimed several punches directly at Keshe'...
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Tom Brady Wears Short Shorts

Funny story: Tom Brady Wears Short Shorts
DATELINE: Boxers or Briefs? Amicus briefs are filling out the dirty laundry in jurisprudence. Tom Brady prefers Amicus briefs. The more obtuse football fans think Amicus briefs are what the Amish wear under their clothes. You may think that...
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Blue Jays Hire Zamboni Driver To Be Part Of Grounds Crew

Funny story: Blue Jays Hire Zamboni Driver To Be Part Of Grounds Crew
Ornery Toronto Blue Jays manager John Gibbons has always tried to stay ahead of the baseball curve by seeking out machinations to give him an advantage over his opponents. Today the manager announced the team has hired a Zamboni driver to work on th...
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Obama: Brexit is a good idea after all

In a complete turnaround, President Obama tweeted that he likes a good Brexit after a round of golf and a cigarette. His caddie had no comment.
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Funny story: Yankee Closer Andrew Miller Complains The Crowd Is Too Loud

Yankee Closer Andrew Miller Complains The Crowd Is Too Loud

Yankee pitcher Andrew Miller has complained repeatedly about the crowd noise during his home closing performances. The crowd, Andrew opined is just "way too loud". The gangly, sinewy south paw who's been consistently at the top of the league when...
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Funny story: Readying For Olympics, Police In Brazil Arrest Prostitutes With Braces

Readying For Olympics, Police In Brazil Arrest Prostitutes With Braces

Men traveling to Brazil for the Olympics this summer breathed a sigh of relief today. A crackdown on hookers with braces in Rio de Janeiro rounded up 170 mostly female sex workers sporting the dangerous dental devices. Brazilian Director Of Touris...
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Funny story: Contrary to Reports, Roger Goodell Lives!

Contrary to Reports, Roger Goodell Lives!

Reports of Roger Goodell's death are greatly exaggerated. However, he has been brain dead for some time. Fans who checked his tomb found it empty. A member of his staff claimed, "He is risen," in the noonday sun, raising questions on whether Goodell...
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Funny story: Ace in the Rotation?

Ace in the Rotation?

Tom Brady posted his baseball card on Facebook this week. You never knew Tom was the choice of the Montreal Expos in '95? You never knew Montreal had a team called Expos? You never knew Tom played ball in 1895? Join the club. And we don't mean th...
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Funny story: American Urological Society Awards Golden State Warriors Forward Draymond Green Man of The Year in Unanimous Vote

American Urological Society Awards Golden State Warriors Forward Draymond Green Man of The Year in Unanimous Vote

Miembro, New Mexico - In a first ever unanimous vote, America's most prominent urological society today gave Draymond Green its Man of the Year Award. Normally given at year's end, this year's award came prematurely, but it was a move that sparked n...
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Funny story: Cavaliers fans wake up from honeymoon horrified that they still live in Cleveland

Cavaliers fans wake up from honeymoon horrified that they still live in Cleveland

After a raucous night of jolly and fanfare, 390,113 Clevlandites woke up this morning only to fall back into the nightmare of living in Cleveland. "It was a Cinderella story all right," said Iyrie Krving, "We may still have our Prince Charming in...
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Funny story: Cleveland Sports Fans Discombobulated by Cav's Championship

Cleveland Sports Fans Discombobulated by Cav's Championship

After the fifty plus year championship drought was brought to an end by hometown basketball product, LeBron James, with an NBA title, the city of Cleveland has been brought to a standstill by disoriented and confused sports fans. "What happene...
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Funny story: Cavs no longer champions after Lebron tests positive for Estrogen doping!

Cavs no longer champions after Lebron tests positive for Estrogen doping!

Breaking news in the sports world: The city of Cleveland once again has absolutely nothing to be proud of. Their beloved Cavaliers are officially the first team to have their championship expunged, adding to the never ending misery that makes Clevela...
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