Athletes Line Up To Give Their Awards To Donald Trump

Funny story: Athletes Line Up To Give Their Awards To Donald Trump
After Clint Eastwood gave Donald Trump one of his Oscars, athletes from the Olympic games, to the NBA and NASCAR have stirred controversy by pledging to give their awards to Donald Trump to show their confidence in his candidacy--Jackie Joyner even o...
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2016 NFL Predictions: Part 2

Funny story: 2016 NFL Predictions: Part 2
*Former Minnesota Viking running back Onterrio Smith makes a comeback, not as a player, but as a pitchman for his new Whizzinator-like product to help players beat drug tests. The product, which is endorsed by the estate of Prince, is called the "Pur...
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Australian wins Olympic Shooting Gold - Government unaware she had a gun and will be arrested on return to Australia

Funny story: Australian wins Olympic Shooting Gold - Government unaware she had a gun and will be arrested on return to Australia
Rogue Australian Gold medalist shooter Catherine Skinner has been declared a terrorist after taking her gun with her to the Olympics. Her passport has been cancelled and she will be arrested immediately on her return to Australia. If she doesn't re...
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Michael Phelps Credits Brazil's "Thin Water" with Gold Medal Win

Funny story: Michael Phelps Credits Brazil's "Thin Water" with Gold Medal Win
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil--Michael Phelps credited Brazil's "thin water" for his recent gold medal win. Phelps stated that the "thin water" in Brazil makes him and others swim faster, allowing them to shatter World records. "It's the thin water," sa...
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NFL to switch field material from turf to pillows this season

Funny story: NFL to switch field material from turf to pillows this season
After rising fears that their ratings might suffer from the competition generated by Olympic Ping Pong, the NFL cancelled their first preseason game using hard paint as an excuse. When pressed about the matter Roger Goodell acted in his typical...
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Pete Rose Says He Should Be in the Baseball Hall of Fame Since He Never Did Steroids

Funny story: Pete Rose Says He Should Be in the Baseball Hall of Fame Since He Never Did Steroids
Cooperstown, NY Sounding like the desperate attempt of an aging one-time superstar to get into Baseball's Hall of Fame that it is, Pete Rose made a startling announcement today. "The truth is, even though they didn't have steroids when I was playi...
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Tim Tebow joins Women's Olympic Gymnastics Team

Funny story: Tim Tebow joins Women's Olympic Gymnastics Team
After toiling in the NFL for a number of highly paid, but disappointingly unproductive seasons, Tim Tebow has decided to take his show on a different road. In the midst of their gold medal run at the Rio Olympics, the U.S. Women's Olympic Gymnas...
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Feverish bidding on e-bay for dumped green water from Rio Diving Pool

Funny story: Feverish bidding on e-bay for dumped green water from Rio Diving Pool
Olympic officials have finally been forced to dump the green water from the diving pool. Citing media backlash as their main concern they have begun the technical process of dumping the water and refreshing it. Given how much money Brazil is losi...
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Detroit: A 93 year old man was arrested yesterday for shoplifting. Said arresting officer, Chuck Braine; "Thankfully, he made no attempt to escape."
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Funny story: Rio Olympic Pool found to be 6.2 inches too short - all events suspended

Rio Olympic Pool found to be 6.2 inches too short - all events suspended

In a shock finding apparently the Olympic Swimming Pool in Rio is 6.2 inches shorter than the prescribed official length. Officials are highly embarrassed and have immediately suspended all events until a solution is found. Asked what happened th...
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Funny story: Brazilian Government carries through threat to block exit of 'nasty ungracious Olympic visitors'

Brazilian Government carries through threat to block exit of 'nasty ungracious Olympic visitors'

As reported previously the Brazilian government has detained 2 US swimmers on the basis they made a false report of being mugged by the cops. Several other athletes have also been arrested for a range of crimes including leaving the Olympic Villag...
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Funny story: Lochte's mates in Rio undergo some good old South American confession extraction

Lochte's mates in Rio undergo some good old South American confession extraction

Authorities now have proof that they were not victims of Police raid on their taxi but had got busted pissing on some Brazilians and is trying to cover their tracks. In a recent interview with western media, Brazilian Authorities have discovered d...
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Funny story: Lochte indicted for first degree assault on a 'National Icon'

Lochte indicted for first degree assault on a 'National Icon'

After police extracted a confession from the US swimmers caught up in the viscious toilet bowl attack Lochte has been charged with assaulting a cultural icon. Police went on to explain that the Spanish had inflicted many wounds on their cultural h...
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Funny story: Brazilian Authorities demonstrate Olympic goodwill by arresting athletes for sneaking into venue

Brazilian Authorities demonstrate Olympic goodwill by arresting athletes for sneaking into venue

Worried their international reputation is being smeared by all the grubby gringos Brazil has interned a dozen athletes for the hideous crime of sneaking into the basketball venue. Typically authorities turn a blind eye to this practice for athlete...
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Funny story: Williamsport Tells the World to… F*%$ Off!

Williamsport Tells the World to… F*%$ Off!

The small city of Williamsport, Pa first became a borough March 1, 1806. Late in the 19th Century Williamsport was known as "The Lumber Capital of the World" and once housed more millionaires per capita than anywhere else on the globe. Now those...
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Funny story: Kidnap App

Kidnap App

Team GB athletes are being advised to use a "anti kidnapping app" while they compete in the Rio Olympics. In a ringing endorsement towards the state of Brazil. Ex weightlifter Mr D. Bell (inventor of the app) said: It's for their own safety. I've...
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Funny story: Vieris Last Waltz

Vieris Last Waltz

Ex Italy, Torino, Piza, Ravenna, Venezia, Atalanta, Juventus, Atletico Madrid, Lazio, Inter, Milan, Monaco, Sampdoria and Firoentina forward Christian Vieri is to come out of retirement to play in the Chinese Super League. Never a man to stay to long...
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