Funny story: Pregnancy rumors as Serena Williams pulls out early

Pregnancy rumors as Serena Williams pulls out early

Wimbledon, London - World number one seed Serena Williams is up the duff if Wimbledon tournament rumors are to be believed. A 3-0 game of double faults saw the winner of 32 Majors pull out early citing women's problems and a 'lack of balls'. U...
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Maria Sharapova to start toilet cleaner company

Russian tennis star Maria Sharapova may be more well known for appearing on the cover of the SI Swimsuit edition, but has also gained from this multi million pound endorsement deals via her agent Max Eisenbud. Recently, in an interview with CNN t...
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Palin: Impeach LeBron As King Of Basketball

PANDERING FALLS, ALASKA -- Sarah Palin is calling for the impeachment of LeBron James as the king of basketball, noting his pursuit of a max deal at the expense of loyalty to his most recent employer, the Miami Heat, is despicable, reprehensible, loa...
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Funny story: Pete Rose and Mark McGuire Hold Baseball Commissioner Hostage

Pete Rose and Mark McGuire Hold Baseball Commissioner Hostage

Cooperstown, NYIn breaking news, Pete Rose and Mark McGuire, former baseball players, have grabbed baseball commissioner Bud Selig and taken him here to Cooperstown, in an attempt to get themselves put into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Rose of course,...
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Funny story: Cavaliers Finalize Love Deal, Bringing Beach Boys Lyricist To Cleveland

Cavaliers Finalize Love Deal, Bringing Beach Boys Lyricist To Cleveland

CLEVELAND -- The Cleveland Cavaliers have finally consummated a much discussed and debated deal, acquiring Mike Love from the Beach Boys in exchange for their prized good vibrations. "Mike and I had discussed this after some of the Beach Boys reun...
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Steve Perry, Journey Hit Song 'Lights' Lift San Fran to World Series Title

KANSAS CITY, MO - In a thrilling World Series between the San Francisco Giants and the Kansas City Royals, in which both teams seemed evenly matched, the title came down to one small difference - one team had a kick-ass song from the late 70'...
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NFL Mandates Owners To Develop More Accurate Team Names

With the Washington Redskins under a great deal of pressure to change their team name, the National Football League has decided to address the issue by requiring owners to update their clubs' names to reflect the current realities of their communitie...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Dominican Republic Ban Sidetracks Golfing NATO Leaders

Miley Cyrus Dominican Republic Ban Sidetracks Golfing NATO Leaders

The Miley Cyrus ban by the Dominican Republic is sidetracking the conversation at the NATO summit currently being held at the Celtic Manor Golf Resort in Newport, Wales, the home of the 2010 Ryder Cup won by Europe 14 ½ to 13 ½ when Hunter Mahan yip...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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Funny story: As His Missteps Mount, Mets Manager Holds A Closed-Door Meeting With Himself

As His Missteps Mount, Mets Manager Holds A Closed-Door Meeting With Himself

Flushing, New York - New York Mets Manager Terry Collins was mad as hell at his team's subpar performance in recent weeks, much of which was caused by his own mistakes. So he called for a special closed-door meeting that excluded the media, the coach...
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Funny story: Queen throws lavish homecoming bash for England football team

Queen throws lavish homecoming bash for England football team

London - Football's coming home alright with the announcement that newly knighted Sir Roy Hodgson of Pratts Bottom and his victory team are to be treated to a fab Palace garden party to mark their historic World Cup win (WTF? 'Ed'). Sunday's no ex...
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Funny story: Ravens new Ray Rice and wife promotion looks like a hit

Ravens new Ray Rice and wife promotion looks like a hit

To honor Ray Rice, the Baltimore Ravens will be giving away bobble head dolls of the star running back's wife. The dolls come with extra springs to heighten the hitting experience. Mark Conn, Ravens promotions director, feels the freebies will giv...
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Funny story: NFL Commissioner Allegedly Considering Replacing Human Players With Robots

NFL Commissioner Allegedly Considering Replacing Human Players With Robots

NEW YORK--In an attempt to deal with domestic violence cases which have blackened the reputation of his league, as well as to forestall the further growth of class-action suits pertaining to dementia, concussions and other disorders by National Footb...
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Funny story: DC footballers change their logo to keep their name

DC footballers change their logo to keep their name

Washington DC -- Under fire for long harboring a racially inappropriate team identity, this city's NFL franchise has changed its logo from the silhouette of a Native American warrior to the image of a potato. "This should make everybody happy," a...
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Funny story: Kentucky Derby Horse 'Uncle Sigh' Doesn't Really Give a Damn About Race

Kentucky Derby Horse 'Uncle Sigh' Doesn't Really Give a Damn About Race

Churchill Downs - As the 140th running of the Kentucky Derby nears, one fact about one of the horses in the running this year is clear: 'Uncle Sigh' just doesn't give a damn. The horse is already pissed about having to shave his beard for the race bu...
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Funny story: Astrologers hint California Chrome destined as also-ran in Saturday's Belmont Stakes

Astrologers hint California Chrome destined as also-ran in Saturday's Belmont Stakes

New York - Hold those bets mug punters everywhere, the Belmont Stakes ante-post market is rigged by deceptive stars that will blow up in your faces before the weekend is over. And blow a huge hole in your wallets if you take the measley odds that...
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Funny story: Everyone friends with hometown boy at College World Series

Everyone friends with hometown boy at College World Series

Omaha, Nebraska- This week marks the beginning of the college World Series. Eight of the best teams in college baseball will square off in a double elimination tournament. Tad Ameritrade park will be the host site for this venue, and the right teams...
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