Major League Baseball Denies Their Broadcasts Are Oversaturated With In-Game Advertising

Funny story: Major League Baseball Denies Their Broadcasts Are Oversaturated With In-Game Advertising
Major League Baseball took a swing yesterday at baseball fans who felt too much in-game advertising was plaguing the sport. "Fans are inflating the issue", said Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred while selling T-Mobile ad space on the hip of an obe...
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Mattis and Kelly hire Kaepernick to tackle Trump.com™ if he goes for the nuke football

Funny story: Mattis and Kelly hire Kaepernick to tackle Trump.com™ if he goes for the nuke football
The Whitehouse generals are so worried about an accidental nuclear war that Trump.com™ might start in a fit of blind rage and spite they have hired Kaepernick to tackle the president if he lunges for the nuke football. They said he seemed a...
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Penn State Banned from Post-Season Bowl Games

Funny story: Penn State Banned from Post-Season Bowl Games
With the Nittany Lions headed for a championship bowl game with top-ranked Alabama following Penn State's trouncing of rival Michigan, the decision announced today banning the university's marching band from any post-season bowl performances was a re...
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World Series Marred by Fan Behavior, Breaks World Record by Creating Disgusting Messes

Funny story: World Series Marred by Fan Behavior, Breaks World Record by Creating Disgusting Messes
Editor's Note: It should be noted that the writer of this story has less interest in professional baseball than most Americans have in world football, known as soccer to Americans, whereas football, from the American perspective, is often confused fo...
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Southgate V Slovenia

Funny story: Southgate V Slovenia
England's managerial waterboy, Gareth Southgate, has sensationally admitted that "some if not all" of his current squad don't deserve to be there! England are scheduled to play Slovenia tonight and Gareth is obviously worried about the threat the...
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South African lesbians form rugby team!

Funny story: South African lesbians form rugby team!
Cauliflower ears, broken noses and limbs all belong to one of the most robust sports known to man, and now to lesbians! A group of South African lesbians felt it would be quite 'butch' to have a rough, tumble and scrum and prove to the world how manl...
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Man reported shouting at a Sports Game on his TV. Suspecting possible self-harming, Police taser and kill him to protect him.

Funny story: Man reported shouting at a Sports Game on his TV. Suspecting possible self-harming, Police taser and kill him to protect him.
In Canberra Australia and man who was a bit drunk and was shouting in his lounge room was deemed to be a huge public risk and was tasered to death. Police say he was shouting nasty things at them, like get out of my house you pack of storm trooper...
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Fabulous F1 driver is so fast even the tax men can't catch him!

Funny story: Fabulous F1 driver is so fast even the tax men can't catch him!
Being a fantastic F1 driver, and world champion, has its advantages whilst being chased by taxmen driving Skoda's or Hyundai's. The fastest man in the world sitting in his snazzy sports car has such an advantage in reaching his private jet in time th...
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Despite Celebrating Crowds, Mugabe of Zimbabwe Won't Recognize Coup

The 93-year old thinks it's his birthday again and thanks all the demonstrators.
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Funny story: Sunderland Struggle

Sunderland Struggle

In an announcement that has shocked no one Northern Ireland manager Michael O'Neil has said he's "not interested in the Sunderland job". Which came as a surprise to Sunderland as, up to that point, they'd not approached him. Michael joins a long...
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Funny story: Taking The Wicket

Taking The Wicket

In the latest of many cricket related thefts Jimmy Anderson has taken his 500th test wicket. A cackling Anderson addressed waiting reporters from top of the stands at Lords. Like some sort of cricket phantom of the opera. "You'll never catch me"...
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Funny story: PSG Paris pay 200 million Euros for a 2 year-old super kid!

PSG Paris pay 200 million Euros for a 2 year-old super kid!

The football world is rocking at the shocking events pertaining to a Brazilian footy superstar being transferred from one club to another for the horrendous sum of over 200 million Euros. However, this is just the beginning of the end for all comm...
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Funny story: Sunderland Spiteback

Sunderland Spiteback

In an astonishing response to Sunderland midfielder Darren Gibson slating his city the Mayor of Sunderland has released this statement: "Let me start by saying Darren Gibson is a round chested, no class cunt who would injure himself wiping his ars...
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Funny story: Sunday Bloody Sunderland

Sunday Bloody Sunderland

Sunderland midfielder Darren Gibson has confirmed what the rest of the world already knows: that Sunderland are shite. Darren, who himself is quite shite, was caught on camera slagging off everything he could about the team, the city, his neighbou...
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Funny story: Running through wheat fields to be new Olympic Sport

Running through wheat fields to be new Olympic Sport

Following her humiliating defeat at the hands of the British electorate, British Prime Minster Teresa May is looking for a new pastime, to while away the worries of missing important discussions, not turning up for meetings, not having a decent polic...
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Funny story: Scotland's Qualifying Surge

Scotland's Qualifying Surge

Unrealistic expectations soared in throughout Scottish football as the national team (ranked below the Egyptian blind team) beat the mighty Malta 2-0. Despite having no chance to realistically qualify for this (or any other) international tournament...
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Funny story: Latest Bogan Sport - Hoon Spectator Toasting or what is known colloquially as Crowd Spraying

Latest Bogan Sport - Hoon Spectator Toasting or what is known colloquially as Crowd Spraying

Now the Aussie Bogans (Rednecks) have been doing mindless burnouts for years they are bored and have moved on for the next cheap thrill. So someone came up with the idea of putting a small fuel leak over the back tires so that they light up. This...
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