American Pharoah's Jockey Also Commands A Huge Stud Fee! (Comparatively Speaking)

Funny story: American Pharoah's Jockey Also Commands A Huge Stud Fee! (Comparatively Speaking)
Dallas, TX - Triple Crown winning horsie, American Pharoah, is reportedly getting a record-setting stud fee of over three million dollars from other mega-rich horse breeders, to jam its giant horse dong into their fillies, in an effort to produce the...
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FIFA World Cup 2018 Relocated

Funny story: FIFA World Cup 2018 Relocated
"Дайте мне все свои деньги", squeals local survey participant Due to new surveys that have taken place in Russia FIFA has decided to relocate the 2018 World Cup to America. Russia has many activists and FIFA fears that enraged, violent Russian fan...
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Brit fascists gobsmacked as dreadlocked black man beats grand slam ace Rafael Nadal

Funny story: Brit fascists gobsmacked as dreadlocked black man beats grand slam ace Rafael Nadal
Wimbledon, London - "Playing on grass is my all-time favourite," World No 102 seed Dustin Brown chuckled as he explained how he'd wiped the floor with Rafael Nadal at Wimbledon's Center Court today. With temperatures soring (sick) into the high 9...
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Willy Loman Wins Rat Race

Funny story: Willy Loman Wins Rat Race
Veteran salesman and champion failure Willy Loman broke the world record in the high-speed long distance mouth marathon. From the start he was out the gate and into the fray, hard-knocking, pavement-pounding all the way to making marketing histor...
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Sepp Blatter shits bank notes

Funny story: Sepp Blatter shits bank notes
President of FIFA Sepp Blatter shits banknotes, it is claimed, in a new biography of his life. The Swiss football administrator goes to the gents, drops his trousers and his boxers, puckers his buttock cheeks, makes a loud grunting noise and literall...
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Liverpool reject and flop, Balotelli, joins Man United!

Funny story: Liverpool reject and flop, Balotelli, joins Man United!
With the transfer market offcially open a sensational transfer has just hit the headlines in the UK, Balotelli joins United! Transfers between the arch rivals are very seldom and only an ancient Irish defender, Noel Cantwell, ever ventured between...
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German legendary 'Pigclimber' joins United!

Funny story: German legendary 'Pigclimber' joins United!
German footy legend, Basti Schweinsteiger, has joined Manchester United and the tabloids in the UK are having a fab day in the troughs attempting to poke a pig up the rear end! His name translated into English is "Pigclimber'! Now established Shee...
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Gary Lineker Vows To Take Revenge On Twitter Trolls

Funny story: Gary Lineker Vows To Take Revenge On Twitter Trolls
Legendary former England, Leicester and Barcelona striker Gary Lineker has had enough of hilarious Twitterers reminding him of the time he crapped himself on the pitch during a group stage match versus the Republic of Ireland at the 1990 World Cup in...
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John Boehner Admits: I Am a Woman!

John Boehner today admitted what many have suspected for years, he has a vagina. "I have wanted to bring out the truth for so long said Joan through his tears, now I can cry and nave mascara run!
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Funny story: Rafa's Service Routine May Be Pooh Related, Doctor's Say.

Rafa's Service Routine May Be Pooh Related, Doctor's Say.

Madrid, Spain - In sport, amateurs and pro players alike, will often stick with any strange ritual that is working for them, and it certainly doesn't seem like champion tennis star, Rafael Nadal, will be giving up his well-documented little OCD routi...
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Funny story: Aaron Hernandez escapes from prison

Aaron Hernandez escapes from prison

Massachusetts- The State authorities and other agencies were continuing on Sunday to search for Aaron Hernandez and another fugitive who escaped from the maximum-security state prison. They are concentrating their efforts in the wilderness and rur...
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Funny story: Blatter For West Ham

Blatter For West Ham

Troubled Fifa President, Sepp Blatter, is to become West Ham's new manager next season, replacing Sam Allardyce. This astonishing news has rocked the West Ham faithful who fear the inspiration of Allardyce's 0-0 draws and losing in the last minut...
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Funny story: Rory Breaks Up With Hampster, Wins Twice!

Rory Breaks Up With Hampster, Wins Twice!

Charlotte, NC - It seems to any keen golf fan that World #1 golfer, Rory McIlroy, plays best after he has parted ways in a relationship. Last year, after kicking his fiancee, Woz, to the curb, he immediately won two big tournaments. Now, according to...
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Funny story: Mayweather predicted to win against Pacquiao

Mayweather predicted to win against Pacquiao

Up to now, it's the richest fight ever, with the largest purses, most PPV buys, and is being boosted by public hype because of the race differences. Bruce Jenner, a superior athlete, gives his opinion on the upcoming fight, "Pacquiao has a higher...
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Funny story: Hull Housewives Getting Jittery Over Tigers' Relegation Tussle

Hull Housewives Getting Jittery Over Tigers' Relegation Tussle

The end of yet another English Premier League season is upon us, and even though the title race has been decided, there are still relegation issues to be settled. In amongst these are Hull City, whose fans, although still believing in their team's ab...
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Funny story: Aaron Hernandez has a friend in prison

Aaron Hernandez has a friend in prison

Aaron Hernandez, the former New England Patriots star has revealed to Gay Magazine that he is enjoying a stress-free existence with his new friend, Harry Potter, inside the Bristol County House of Corrections, Massachusetts. In a letter to his wif...
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Funny story: Roman rubbish dump reveals secrets of football networks

Roman rubbish dump reveals secrets of football networks

Florida - FBI forensic sleuths are probing the biggest dump ever discovered of Roman Abramovich's rubbish and related GazPogrom Bank crap. Over five tons of yacht garbage have been recovered from the oligarch's ocean-going runabout in an operatio...
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