Funny story: American Football Seeks to Learn from Soccer

American Football Seeks to Learn from Soccer

As the World Cup begins in Brazil, violent protests have spread far and wide across the nation. News and images of clashes have shocked the world but mostly in the US where the sport labeled as 'football' rarely sees such displays of affection. Ma...
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David Moyes Released Back Into The Wild

After completing a distinguished career as Manchester United manager spanning nearly 10 months, former Everton and Preston North End manager David Moyes was re-released into his native Scottish highland habitat yesterday. Walking northward towar...
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Astrologers hint California Chrome destined as also-ran in Saturday's Belmont Stakes

New York - Hold those bets mug punters everywhere, the Belmont Stakes ante-post market is rigged by deceptive stars that will blow up in your faces before the weekend is over. And blow a huge hole in your wallets if you take the measley odds that...
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Funny story: Lebron James Holds American Basketball Fans Hostage Unless Demands Met

Lebron James Holds American Basketball Fans Hostage Unless Demands Met

Miami - NBA superstar and member of the Miami Heat basketball team, Lebron James, threatened to sit out the next season if LA Clippers owner, Donald Sterling, was not forced to sell the team after recent racist remarks made by Sterling. While he...
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Funny story: NBA Player Retires After Half Time Defeat To Teenager

NBA Player Retires After Half Time Defeat To Teenager

A Memphis Grizzles basketball player retired mid-game after a half time loss to a local 12 year old at a game of HORSE. In a half time game for charity, Marc Gasol faced off against Jermaine, a 12-year-old African American. Pre game, both players...
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Opinion: Flag Football Is Just Like the NFL

If you're a fan of pro football, you admire NFL players for their extraordinary displays of skill and courage on game days. But you probably don't realize how hard those players work all week long. I do, because I play flag football. Whether you...
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Fair Play Dead: Women's Curling Team Fail Drugs Test

Fair play has officially taken its final breath and soiled its pants as the entire Canadian curling team had their Winter Olympics Gold medals revoked this morning, after testing positive for steroid abuse amongst other banned substances. Drug use...
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Funny story: Queen throws lavish homecoming bash for England football team

Queen throws lavish homecoming bash for England football team

London - Football's coming home alright with the announcement that newly knighted Sir Roy Hodgson of Pratts Bottom and his victory team are to be treated to a fab Palace garden party to mark their historic World Cup win (WTF? 'Ed'). Sunday's no ex...
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Breaking News...

Ferguson Police to Lay Off 3 Black Officers

Ferguson Police say that their experiment to hire black police officers to stem the violence in the predominantly black city has failed. They will lay off all black officers and not hire any more.


 
Funny story: LeBron James Rats Out on Cavaliers, Signs on with Texas Rangers, May Play Hockey with Red Wings this Winter

LeBron James Rats Out on Cavaliers, Signs on with Texas Rangers, May Play Hockey with Red Wings this Winter

CLEVELAND, Ohio - LeBron James has reneged on his contract to play NBA basketball for the Cleveland Cavaliers and instead has signed a three-year deal to be a relief pitcher for the Texas Rangers. Not even a month ago, King James signed a two-yea...
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Funny story: Everyone friends with hometown boy at College World Series

Everyone friends with hometown boy at College World Series

Omaha, Nebraska- This week marks the beginning of the college World Series. Eight of the best teams in college baseball will square off in a double elimination tournament. Tad Ameritrade park will be the host site for this venue, and the right teams...
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Funny story: A game of two Popes as Frankie the Argie and Benedict the Kraut post hexes for Sunday's World Cup final

A game of two Popes as Frankie the Argie and Benedict the Kraut post hexes for Sunday's World Cup final

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - The new Vatican hex-messaging service has kicked into action with Pope Francis and Pope Benedict both tweeting like crazy about their influence with 'Him Upstairs'. Online oddsmakers Aintgottaprayer.con has responded acco...
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Funny story: Jürgen Klinsmann Refused Re-entry Into United States

Jürgen Klinsmann Refused Re-entry Into United States

US Soccer coach, German born Jürgen Klinsmann has been denied entry back into the United States after immigration officers held him for 8 hours for questioning before deporting him back to Germany. Klinsmann, 49, who was born in Göppingen, West Ge...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboy's Fans Unite to Pray for Racist Remarks From Jerry Jones

Dallas Cowboy's Fans Unite to Pray for Racist Remarks From Jerry Jones

Dallas - In light of the lifetime ban placed upon Donald Sterling, owner of the LA Clippers, after his recent racist remarks, fans of the Dallas Cowboys football team have come together in prayer hoping their sorry-ass owner, Jerry Jones, will op...
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Funny story: Redskins Change Name To Cowboys, Hope To Become "Native America's Team"

Redskins Change Name To Cowboys, Hope To Become "Native America's Team"

SNYDER'S LAST STAND, LANDOVER, MARYLAND -- Responding to continuing criticism of racial insensitivity, Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder has announced the franchise has changed its nickname to the Cowboys. "There, happy now! The best thing i...
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Funny story: Detroit Tigers Infielder Suffers "Cash" Injury

Detroit Tigers Infielder Suffers "Cash" Injury

Wilfred "Willie" Makett, star shortstop and fan favorite of the Detroit Tigers broke his right leg last night in a freak accident at his home during the All-Star break and will be sidelined for the balance of the season. He told hospital personnel th...
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Funny story: Kentucky Derby Horse 'Uncle Sigh' Doesn't Really Give a Damn About Race

Kentucky Derby Horse 'Uncle Sigh' Doesn't Really Give a Damn About Race

Churchill Downs - As the 140th running of the Kentucky Derby nears, one fact about one of the horses in the running this year is clear: 'Uncle Sigh' just doesn't give a damn. The horse is already pissed about having to shave his beard for the race bu...
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