American Urological Society Awards Golden State Warriors Forward Draymond Green Man of The Year in Unanimous Vote

Funny story: American Urological Society Awards Golden State Warriors Forward Draymond Green Man of The Year in Unanimous Vote
Miembro, New Mexico - In a first ever unanimous vote, America's most prominent urological society today gave Draymond Green its Man of the Year Award. Normally given at year's end, this year's award came prematurely, but it was a move that sparked n...
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Cavaliers fans wake up from honeymoon horrified that they still live in Cleveland

Funny story: Cavaliers fans wake up from honeymoon horrified that they still live in Cleveland
After a raucous night of jolly and fanfare, 390,113 Clevlandites woke up this morning only to fall back into the nightmare of living in Cleveland. "It was a Cinderella story all right," said Iyrie Krving, "We may still have our Prince Charming in...
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Cleveland Sports Fans Discombobulated by Cav's Championship

Funny story: Cleveland Sports Fans Discombobulated by Cav's Championship
After the fifty plus year championship drought was brought to an end by hometown basketball product, LeBron James, with an NBA title, the city of Cleveland has been brought to a standstill by disoriented and confused sports fans. "What happene...
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Cavs no longer champions after Lebron tests positive for Estrogen doping!

Funny story: Cavs no longer champions after Lebron tests positive for Estrogen doping!
Breaking news in the sports world: The city of Cleveland once again has absolutely nothing to be proud of. Their beloved Cavaliers are officially the first team to have their championship expunged, adding to the never ending misery that makes Clevela...
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Cavaliers fans Ecstatic after Historic Title, but Still Depressed to live in Cleveland

Funny story: Cavaliers fans Ecstatic after Historic Title, but Still Depressed to live in Cleveland
All of over Cleveland people are confronted with a wide range of emotions after a Cleveland sports team finally won a championship for the first time in over 50 years. Many shared tears of joy as they rejoiced at the Cavaliers championship. Howev...
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Kobe Bryant's poem about retiring from basketball isn't so bad, so all you 'literary' and writing hacks need to lighten up!

Funny story: Kobe Bryant's poem about retiring from basketball isn't so bad, so all you 'literary' and writing hacks need to lighten up!
Kobe Bryant wrote a heartfelt poem about retiring from NBA Basketball and all he's faced, just about, is flagrant abuse from some members of the writing community. Sure, some die-hard Kobe and Lakers fans think Shakespeare or Chaucer actually wrote t...
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You Gotta Believe the Mets Are Damned

Funny story: You Gotta Believe the Mets Are Damned
Most fans of baseball believed the Mets' acquisition of Yoenis Cespides for the playoff stretch run of 2015 nothing short of a miracle. Hitting at a .287 clip with 17 home runs and 44 runs batted in, the Cuban outfielder instantly added the offensiv...
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Orioles First Baseman Chris Davis Breaks Toe While Kicking Bat Between Pitches

Funny story: Orioles First Baseman Chris Davis Breaks Toe While Kicking Bat Between Pitches
Baltimore Orioles resplendent slugger Chris Davis had a common habit of nonchalantly dropping the bat head downwards and kicking it softly on the toes of his feet between pitches during an at bat. Unfortunately on Friday night during a game against...
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Trump Promises to Bring Back Popular "Law & Order" Series

Upset by canceling of original "L&O" Trump repeatedly promises at Convention to bring back the popular TV series at 10 pm E.S.T. day after taking office."What did you think he meant?" campaign asks.
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Funny story: Toddlers Insisting on Tommy John Surgery

Toddlers Insisting on Tommy John Surgery

Dr. Omar Claude, president of Admiral University's institute of orthopedics, is alarmed at the amount of three and four-year-old boys opting for a procedure common in many professional baseball pitchers. Ulnar collateral ligament reconstruction,...
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Funny story: New Study Finds Yelling At Golf Ball Has No Effect

New Study Finds Yelling At Golf Ball Has No Effect

West Palm Beach, FL - A recent study conducted at golf tournaments on the PGA Tour and LPGA events has uncovered the disheartening fact that yelling at your golf ball during flight has absolutely no effect on how it behaves. "I just can't believe...
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Funny story: Englands football team to face Euro 2016 ban if the UK votes to leave EU.

Englands football team to face Euro 2016 ban if the UK votes to leave EU.

England's hope of winning the Euro 2016 football championships were thrown into turmoil last night after it emerged that French and German UEFA officials were poised to file a legal petition suspending England from the competition if Britain votes to...
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Funny story: Cameron offered Arsenal manager's job!

Cameron offered Arsenal manager's job!

Ex-UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, has been offered to take over the reigns at Arsenal FC and replace their present French manager, and perennial loser, Arsene Wenger! Arsenal, used to imploding season after season under Wenger's rule, find Came...
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Funny story: English Thug Punches Bag of Crisps at Euro 2016

English Thug Punches Bag of Crisps at Euro 2016

Following substantial unrest in Marseille and Lille, the scourge of English football hooliganism has reared its ugly head again in the city of Arras, Pas De Calais. The unsavoury incident occurred at approximately 11:15am in the central Leader Pri...
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Funny story: Icelandic Vikings invade English rights to rule the waves and win hands down!

Icelandic Vikings invade English rights to rule the waves and win hands down!

England, a long, long time ago ruled the waves! Pillaged, raped and robbed the riches of others and built an Empire upon those riches! Only the Vikings from Northern Europe managed to withstand these attacks and after last night's invasion they prove...
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Funny story: Protests grow in aftermath of Euro exit

Protests grow in aftermath of Euro exit

There was fury last night when it emerged that England's entire Euro 16 squad (with the exception of Jack Wilshere) have been refused Personal Independence Payment (PIP). Manager Roy Hodgson resigned in disgust, with a close friend claiming, "Roy...
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Funny story: Forward passing banned by FIFA

Forward passing banned by FIFA

They've gone ahead and done it. After fewer and fewer examples of the ball actually being kicked up the pitch towards the opponent's goal in the latest Euro 2016 Championships, FIFA have taken the bull by the horns and banned all forward passing...
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