Funny story: NFL Still Won't Let Girls Play

NFL Still Won't Let Girls Play

New York City - The National Football League (NFL) has decided that they aren't going to let girls play during the 2014-2015 season. The NFL has made that same decision since the roots of its formation in 1920. The consensus of the owners of all 3...
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Donald Sterling Banned For Life From Every Organization With Initials

Chicago - Not only has embattled owner of the LA Clippers basketball team, Donald Sterling, been banned for life from the NBA for his racist remarks, but virtually every other organization in America that is widely known by their initials have banned...
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Sleazy NBA Billionaire Boys Club Owners

NBA Dallas Owner Mark Cuban doesn't want to take away Donald Sterling's ownership of the L.A. Clippers. (Cuban is the hyperactive out-of -shape guy, who sniffs the armpits of his players on the court after they win games for him.) Opposing taking a...
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Funny story: NBA Player Retires After Half Time Defeat To Teenager

NBA Player Retires After Half Time Defeat To Teenager

A Memphis Grizzles basketball player retired mid-game after a half time loss to a local 12 year old at a game of HORSE. In a half time game for charity, Marc Gasol faced off against Jermaine, a 12-year-old African American. Pre game, both players...
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Funny story: Text Walking to Become New Olympic Sport

Text Walking to Become New Olympic Sport

Rio de Janeiro - Text walking will become the newest sport to be part of the Olympic Games starting in Rio in 2016. The act of texting while walking has never been considered a sport but since so few people get killed while performing the act, Olympi...
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Queen throws lavish homecoming bash for England football team

London - Football's coming home alright with the announcement that newly knighted Sir Roy Hodgson of Pratts Bottom and his victory team are to be treated to a fab Palace garden party to mark their historic World Cup win (WTF? 'Ed'). Sunday's no ex...
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Toast Of New York burns his Epson Derby bridges, heads for Belmont Invitational instead

New York - A Brti-trained wonder horse named after its eponymous Upper East Side breakfast bar owners is homeward bound for a tilt at this year's $1.25m Belmont Derby Invitational. Toast of New York is now a firm 3/1 favorite for the 5 July 10-fur...
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Funny story: American Football Seeks to Learn from Soccer

American Football Seeks to Learn from Soccer

As the World Cup begins in Brazil, violent protests have spread far and wide across the nation. News and images of clashes have shocked the world but mostly in the US where the sport labeled as 'football' rarely sees such displays of affection. Ma...
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Pope: Bwahaha, I'll be dead in three years!

God: On your knees, Monsignor, it could be as early AS NEXT WEEK!


 
Funny story: Cavaliers Finalize Love Deal, Bringing Beach Boys Lyricist To Cleveland

Cavaliers Finalize Love Deal, Bringing Beach Boys Lyricist To Cleveland

CLEVELAND -- The Cleveland Cavaliers have finally consummated a much discussed and debated deal, acquiring Mike Love from the Beach Boys in exchange for their prized good vibrations. "Mike and I had discussed this after some of the Beach Boys reun...
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Funny story: Iranian World Cup Squad given their country's highest honor

Iranian World Cup Squad given their country's highest honor

With the Football world cup winding down, there has been a number of different reactions to teams as they head back to their respective countries. One team that was especially nervous before the world cup was Iran. They failed to win a single...
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Funny story: Maria Sharapova to start toilet cleaner company

Maria Sharapova to start toilet cleaner company

Russian tennis star Maria Sharapova may be more well known for appearing on the cover of the SI Swimsuit edition, but has also gained from this multi million pound endorsement deals via her agent Max Eisenbud. Recently, in an interview with CNN t...
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Funny story: USA Fury As Prince Harry of England Scores In Extra Time

USA Fury As Prince Harry of England Scores In Extra Time

American soccer fans are furious after being knocked out of the World Cup thanks to a goal from third in line to the British throne, Prince Harry. Despite the scoreboard showing the goal, scored in the seventh minute of extra time, being credited...
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Funny story: Dwyane Wade Complains About No-Call on Free Throw Attempts

Dwyane Wade Complains About No-Call on Free Throw Attempts

Following a devastating 104-87 loss to the San Antonio Spurs in Game 5 of the NBA Finals, Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat pointed to a pivotal moment in the game that allowed the Spurs to hoist the Larry O'Brien trophy. Already trailing by double f...
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Funny story: Detroit Tigers Infielder Suffers "Cash" Injury

Detroit Tigers Infielder Suffers "Cash" Injury

Wilfred "Willie" Makett, star shortstop and fan favorite of the Detroit Tigers broke his right leg last night in a freak accident at his home during the All-Star break and will be sidelined for the balance of the season. He told hospital personnel th...
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Funny story: Jürgen Klinsmann Refused Re-entry Into United States

Jürgen Klinsmann Refused Re-entry Into United States

US Soccer coach, German born Jürgen Klinsmann has been denied entry back into the United States after immigration officers held him for 8 hours for questioning before deporting him back to Germany. Klinsmann, 49, who was born in Göppingen, West Ge...
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Funny story: Snyder to Change Team Name, Place Self in Coma

Snyder to Change Team Name, Place Self in Coma

In a move experts say was inevitable, Daniel Snyder, owner of the NFL Washington Redskins, announced today that the team is changing its name; it will now be known as the Washington "White Devil Who Speaks with Forked Tongue Scalpers" a move cheered...
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