Depressing British EMO Band to Cap Off NFL Season

Funny story: Depressing British EMO Band to Cap Off NFL Season
The National Football League has announced the halftime act for its centerpiece spectacular, Superbowl XL - whiny British balladeers Coldplay. The band, whose records have provided the soundtrack to countless teenagers drinking cider alone in their...
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"The 40 mile man", Peyton Manning is at the Crossroads

Funny story: "The 40 mile man", Peyton Manning is at the Crossroads
The sun always sets in the West and it looks like it is setting on the career of future Hall of Fame QB Peyton Manning. With all of his business nearly finished and injuries starting to wear on his body, the best sports betting system would say time...
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Man selflessly prioritizes supporting NFL team over his own well-being

Funny story: Man selflessly prioritizes supporting NFL team over his own well-being
Donning his lucky team jersey and some disheveled levi jeans, local man Stan Malone sits anxiously on his stadium seat completely absorbed in the NFL game. Casting aside all other activities and plans that could improve his life, Stan nervously wa...
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Pac-Man seeks to distance himself from Adam Jones after Playoff Meltdown

Funny story: Pac-Man seeks to distance himself from Adam Jones after Playoff Meltdown
Pac-Man, the ubiquitous yellow circle turned video game icon has made a concerted effort to distance himself from Cincinnati Bengal, Adam Jones after his total lack of discipline robbed the good citizens of Ohio yet another chance to scrape out of sp...
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Antonio Brown receives Grammy Nomination

Funny story: Antonio Brown receives Grammy Nomination
At the behest of Adam Pacman Jones, the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences has deemed the sound of Antonio Brown crumpling to the ground after a vicious hit by Vontaze Burfict warranted Grammy consideration. Neil Portnow, President of...
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NFL Rebrands Championship Game the "Superblow" for 2016-17 season

Funny story: NFL Rebrands Championship Game the "Superblow" for 2016-17 season
NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell, on the heels of uncountable rule changes, arbitrary punishments, and overall ineptitude has contributed what he has refereed to as his "crowning achievement as Commissioner of the NFL". "Starting from the champions...
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Ten possible name changes for the Washington R$ds$kin$

Funny story: Ten possible name changes for the Washington R$ds$kin$
The name of the Washington NFL team is offensive to the majority of American Indians. And this isn't some satire writer's opinion, 67% of American Indians say they find the team name offensive. Even Canadian Indians don't like it. Not to mention a lo...
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New York Yankees on the verge of running out of uniform numbers, so they opt for Roman Numerals up to MMMMI

Funny story: New York Yankees on the verge of running out of uniform numbers, so they opt for Roman Numerals up to MMMMI
NEW YORK, N.Y. - Primarily because of a rich history in professional baseball and retiring so many jerseys and numbers of its all-time greats, the New York Yankees are running out of uniform numbers. So the team is considering using Roman Numerals...
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Funny story: Patriots blame lack of "Home Cheat Advantage" in playoff loss

Patriots blame lack of "Home Cheat Advantage" in playoff loss

The New England Patriots were robbed at a chance to recheat as Superbowl Champions, because they had to play the AFC Championship Game away from Gillette Stadium, according to multiple team sources. "It's always harder to win on the road," coach B...
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Funny story: Carson Palmer set to pen new memoir titled, "I Hate the Playoffs"

Carson Palmer set to pen new memoir titled, "I Hate the Playoffs"

After yet another pedestrian showing in the NFL postseason, Carson Palmer has determined he will air his frustration in a new book. "This isn't just a money grab," the hapless quarterback stated, "I really do hate the playoffs." From his firs...
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Funny story: Church Tells New Orleans SAINTS To Change Team Name

Church Tells New Orleans SAINTS To Change Team Name

The Catholic Church is petitioning the owners of the New Orleans Saints to "please, already, drop the word Saints from the name of the football team." "You can call yourselves the New Orleans Devils," the petition asserts," but erase our non-vio...
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Funny story: We want our Super Bowl "L": Roman numeral fans demand

We want our Super Bowl "L": Roman numeral fans demand

New York - After 49 years of identifying its Super Bowl events with Roman numerals, the NFL has switched to modern numbering for Super Bowl 50. But the antique counting system is not going down without a fight. A group of accountants and a qu...
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Funny story: Can Newton develops bizarre pigskin phobia at the most inopportune time

Can Newton develops bizarre pigskin phobia at the most inopportune time

With the balance of Superbowl 50 hanging by a thread the most celebrated man in football made what could only be described as the most cowardly display in football history. Or, at least, that is how it appeared. The reality is that when Can Newton...
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Funny story: Former footballer Stan Collymore quits Labour Party, joins SNP and changes name to Hamish McSporran in protest at 67 Labour MPs voting to bomb Daesh

Former footballer Stan Collymore quits Labour Party, joins SNP and changes name to Hamish McSporran in protest at 67 Labour MPs voting to bomb Daesh

The Labour Party said goodbye to former Liverpool and Bradford City striker Stan Collymore as he dramatically changed his allegiance to the SNP, even though he's never lived in Scotland. Collymore was protesting about the fact that some Labour MP...
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Funny story: King Louis Van Gaal offered a part in Jungle Book part 2!

King Louis Van Gaal offered a part in Jungle Book part 2!

King Louis van Gaal, manager of a once great football club called Manchester United, has been offered the lead role in a remake of Disney's fabulous classic, Jungle Book! He will sit on his throne, suck and spit out bananas, slip up on their skins...
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Funny story: Ghost of Big Sam Haunts West Ham

Ghost of Big Sam Haunts West Ham

A desperate Slaven Bilic, West Ham's brilliant Manager who has placed the Hammers near the top of the Premier League, has recently found the ghost of Big Sam Allardyce haunting his team. Bilic is certain that Sam, now ploughing hard at his new clu...
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