Willy Loman Wins Rat Race

Funny story: Willy Loman Wins Rat Race
Veteran salesman and champion failure Willy Loman broke the world record in the high-speed long distance mouth marathon. From the start he was out the gate and into the fray, hard-knocking, pavement-pounding all the way to making marketing histor...
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Lion Shooting Added As Olympic Event For Rio Summer Games

Funny story: Lion Shooting Added As Olympic Event For Rio Summer Games
The Hague - The Rio Committee today voted unanimously to add lion shooting to the summer 2016 games in Rio De Janeiro. The move is considered by many tasteless in light of the uproar over the recent killing of famed Zimbabwe lion "Cecil" by an Americ...
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Rex Ryan Behind IK Enemkpali Breaking Geno Smith's Jaw

Funny story: Rex Ryan Behind IK Enemkpali Breaking Geno Smith's Jaw
It appears that there is more to the story of IK Enemkpali breaking Geno Smith's jaw than we were first led to believe. Sources originally reported that the linebacker had "sucker-punched" Smith over $600 that the Jet's quarterback had owed him. The...
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Sepp Blatter shits bank notes

Funny story: Sepp Blatter shits bank notes
President of FIFA Sepp Blatter shits banknotes, it is claimed, in a new biography of his life. The Swiss football administrator goes to the gents, drops his trousers and his boxers, puckers his buttock cheeks, makes a loud grunting noise and literall...
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German legendary 'Pigclimber' joins United!

Funny story: German legendary 'Pigclimber' joins United!
German footy legend, Basti Schweinsteiger, has joined Manchester United and the tabloids in the UK are having a fab day in the troughs attempting to poke a pig up the rear end! His name translated into English is "Pigclimber'! Now established Shee...
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Gary Lineker Vows To Take Revenge On Twitter Trolls

Funny story: Gary Lineker Vows To Take Revenge On Twitter Trolls
Legendary former England, Leicester and Barcelona striker Gary Lineker has had enough of hilarious Twitterers reminding him of the time he crapped himself on the pitch during a group stage match versus the Republic of Ireland at the 1990 World Cup in...
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English Premier League kicks off with a hangover!

Funny story: English Premier League kicks off with a hangover!
After months of waiting, starving and going insane watching repeats of Eastenders, at last the English Premier League kicks into action once again! Lineker has followed the bucks, which has left the Beeb having to search for a new sonny boy. T...
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Chelsea Players Asked Not To Dive During Man City Match

Funny story: Chelsea Players Asked Not To Dive During Man City Match
Chelsea players have been implored not to dive during their head to head with Manchester City, due to a lack of medical staff on their bench. After Jose Mourinho's bizarre sending off of his medical team, it has left the London side facing a diffi...
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Blue Balls Creamey Introduces Second New Ice Cream Flavor

Blue Balls Creamery has released the name of the second flavor to be released when the ice cream goes back on store shelves: Mysteria.
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Funny story: Phil Mickelson Can't Stop All The Hat-Tipping Nonsense!

Phil Mickelson Can't Stop All The Hat-Tipping Nonsense!

Scottsdale, Arizona - Chip Fairway, here at the world famous PGA Training Facility of Scottsdale, where pro players can undergo any number of tests they think will help lower their score out on the course. A well-trained team of doctors, swing coache...
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Funny story: Rory Breaks Up With Hampster, Wins Twice!

Rory Breaks Up With Hampster, Wins Twice!

Charlotte, NC - It seems to any keen golf fan that World #1 golfer, Rory McIlroy, plays best after he has parted ways in a relationship. Last year, after kicking his fiancee, Woz, to the curb, he immediately won two big tournaments. Now, according to...
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Funny story: Team-Wide Brawl at Spurs Practice

Team-Wide Brawl at Spurs Practice

A massive brawl ensued at the Spurs practice facility Wednesday afternoon, involving players, coaching staff, and some members of the press. The police report released this morning described the scene as "an unsettling display of savage violence."...
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Funny story: Golfer Furyk Spotted Selling Tartan Jacket Trophy After Win at Hilton Head

Golfer Furyk Spotted Selling Tartan Jacket Trophy After Win at Hilton Head

Hilton Head, South Carolina - Our man on the golf scene, Chip Fairway, had been at the RBC Heritage Golf Tournament for four very long days - his work was done. There was nothing left to do but smudge some dirt over the scratch on his rental car and...
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Funny story: Pro Golfer Erik Compton Gets A Quick Liver Switch

Pro Golfer Erik Compton Gets A Quick Liver Switch

Dallas, TX - Our man, Chip Fairway, is out on the long lonely pro golf trail, where it's Texas Swing time on the PGA Tour. Along the way, he has uncovered the tale of a man who has seen some adversity on his way to becoming a pro golf journey man. Er...
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Funny story: FIFA World Cup 2018 Relocated

FIFA World Cup 2018 Relocated

"Дайте мне все свои деньги", squeals local survey participant Due to new surveys that have taken place in Russia FIFA has decided to relocate the 2018 World Cup to America. Russia has many activists and FIFA fears that enraged, violent Russian fan...
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Funny story: Roman rubbish dump reveals secrets of football networks

Roman rubbish dump reveals secrets of football networks

Florida - FBI forensic sleuths are probing the biggest dump ever discovered of Roman Abramovich's rubbish and related GazPogrom Bank crap. Over five tons of yacht garbage have been recovered from the oligarch's ocean-going runabout in an operatio...
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Funny story: Blatter For West Ham

Blatter For West Ham

Troubled Fifa President, Sepp Blatter, is to become West Ham's new manager next season, replacing Sam Allardyce. This astonishing news has rocked the West Ham faithful who fear the inspiration of Allardyce's 0-0 draws and losing in the last minut...
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