Peyton Manning caught in the act

Funny story: Peyton Manning caught in the act
Peyton Manning walked into the bar I was at and took a seat on the stool right next to me. I must admit I was a little bit nervous having a famous athlete sitting so close. Minding my own business and trying not to act like a gushing fan, all of...
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Cubs Forced Out of Wrigley Field Just After Opening Day

Funny story: Cubs Forced Out of Wrigley Field Just After Opening Day
In a stunning announcement it has been learned the Chicago Cubs will have to vacate Wrigley Field immediately and will not be able to return to the field for any future home games. Apparently the Cubs owner, Thomas S. Ricketts was not aware of a cla...
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For pro golfer Bob Twat, being cute and inspirational may have to be enough

Funny story: For pro golfer Bob Twat, being cute and inspirational may have to be enough
DULUTH, GA ---- Bob Twat bogeyed two of the last three holes during his play at Friday's PGA Tour Champions' Mitsubishi Electric Classic. "It's disappointing that I actually hit two nice shots on 7 and 9," he said. "Otherwise, I'd be even further...
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Jay Cutler vows to work just as hard in the press booth as he did on the field

Funny story: Jay Cutler vows to work just as hard in the press booth as he did on the field
Immediately after it was announced that Jay Cutler would be joining the Fox Sports broadcasting team, Cutler was seen taking a puff off his cigarette and giving a smug grin. When asked if he planned to put all of his efforts into his new career, C...
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Trail Blazers to Face Central PA Elite 14U in First Round of Consolation Bracket

Funny story: Trail Blazers to Face Central PA Elite 14U in First Round of Consolation Bracket
After a devastating 4-0 Series loss against the Golden State Warriors, the Portland Trail Blazers have shifted focus to their next opponent, the Central PA Elite 14U AAU team. We caught up with Central PA Elite's head coach Mark Hofsass. "I'm fee...
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Arsene Wenger's Arsenal get stuffed and who does he blame?

Funny story: Arsene Wenger's Arsenal get stuffed and who does he blame?
A sad, humble bunch of spineless, blank-firing Gunners led by their French fumbling manager got blown away yesterday by a flock of ravaging Eagles at the Palace last night! Now normally managers would concede honorably to such a defeat but, Messr...
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Geordie Land is hoping for a Lourdes miracle!

Funny story: Geordie Land is hoping for a Lourdes miracle!
By employing a Scottish Messiah and sacking a Portuguese Madonna, it seems that these two representatives of Geordies fantasies have failed to work miracles in and around the area called Geordie Land! Sunderland fans were observed yesterday prayin...
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Ebdon breaks four minute barrier

Funny story: Ebdon breaks four minute barrier
The snooker world was rocked today when Peter Ebdon played a shot in under four minutes. It happened at the Heapey Open Snooker Championship. I caught up with him as he walked back to his dressing room, being very careful not to step in the trail...
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Pink Loses Suit Against Manufacturer of "Lick Pink" Gear

"You can't complain about a parody that associates your brand with a sexual act if your brand is already named 'Like Pink,'" said the judge in the case.
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Funny story: Saudi Cash Injection

Saudi Cash Injection

According to a think tank of "investment consultants" (read: probable wankers) a large group of Saudi Arabian investors are looking to invest in a number of "top London" football clubs. A statement which immediately ruled Tottenham Hotspur out of the...
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Funny story: Hull City Fans In New Protest

Hull City Fans In New Protest

Hull City supporters, angry at the lack of investment in the club by its owners, which has resulted in a shortage of available players from which new manager Marco Silva can select, have organised a new protest. The fans attending Saturday's home...
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Funny story: Why is the "Special One" always grumpy?

Why is the "Special One" always grumpy?

Jose Mourinho, Manchester United manager, seems to have a chip on his shoulder as big as his salary because he is always grumpy! A soccer shrink working for Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) called, Sir Blubby Blusby, has been studying...
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Funny story: Roger Goodell Out As NFL Commissioner, To Be Replaced By Donald Trump

Roger Goodell Out As NFL Commissioner, To Be Replaced By Donald Trump

New York, NY-After an emergency meeting between the NFL's 32 owners late last night, a decision has been made to unanimously vote Roger Goodell out of his position of Commissioner and, effective immediately, replace him with Donald Trump. The move ca...
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Funny story: Rooney orders zimmerframe!

Rooney orders zimmerframe!

Ageing footy ex-superstar, Wayne Rooney, better known for his antics in after-party wedding celebrations so drunk that he forgot to remove his official England shirt, has ordered his first zimmerframe! After returning to his club, the once great M...
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Funny story: North Korea Upset that Club Swinging and Pistol Dueling Won't Be in Olympics

North Korea Upset that Club Swinging and Pistol Dueling Won't Be in Olympics

Pyongyang, North Korea North Korea, considered by many to be the most hostile country in the world, complained to the Olympics committee about their request to have Club Swinging and Pistol Dueling reinstated in the Olympic Games being refused. They...
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Funny story: Cubs Win World Series; Christ Returns to Earth

Cubs Win World Series; Christ Returns to Earth

CLEVELAND--In a move Vatican officials are calling "purely coincidental," to the Chicago Cubs' victory in the World Series, Jesus Christ, Son of God and Savior of Humanity, left His place at the right hand of the Father early Thursday morning, and ha...
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Funny story: Cuba Signs Paroled Cannibal As Striker

Cuba Signs Paroled Cannibal As Striker

Looking to beef up their roster for the year, The Cuban National Football Team hired recently paroled cannibal Pepe Kerjoly. Hailing from a Serbian/Cuban family, Kerjoly was identified by prison scouts when he was a teenager and led the prison foo...
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