Fat Cat Fringo scores a hole in one on all 18 greens of Trump National Golf Course

Funny story: Fat Cat Fringo scores a hole in one on all 18 greens of Trump National Golf Course
COLTS NECK, N.J. - Ghost Town County Political Boss and Gawdzillionaire Fat Cat Fringo had an unbelievable and ultra-spectacular score at Trump National on Monday. Yes, believe it or not, Fringo knocked down a hole in one on all 18 holes of the well...
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Jay Cutler quits new job, so he can go back to old job, that he will likely quit, because he always quits

Funny story: Jay Cutler quits new job, so he can go back to old job, that he will likely quit, because he always quits
To absolutely no one's surprise Jay Cutler didn't spend one day inside a press booth. Kevin Burkhardt and Charles Davis both expressed their relief in not having to speak to Cutler in the press booth. "Have you ever heard the guy talk?" Burkhardt...
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Sunderland Spiteback

Funny story: Sunderland Spiteback
In an astonishing response to Sunderland midfielder Darren Gibson slating his city the Mayor of Sunderland has released this statement: "Let me start by saying Darren Gibson is a round chested, no class cunt who would injure himself wiping his ars...
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Sunday Bloody Sunderland

Funny story: Sunday Bloody Sunderland
Sunderland midfielder Darren Gibson has confirmed what the rest of the world already knows: that Sunderland are shite. Darren, who himself is quite shite, was caught on camera slagging off everything he could about the team, the city, his neighbou...
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PFA say FU to FA rule changes!

Funny story: PFA say FU to FA rule changes!
Since UEFA and FIFA announced their new ABBA penalty tiebreaker shootout system, the FA have decided that now's a good time to unveil some rule changes of their own. The first notable change will be the introduction of a select panel of judges who...
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PSG Paris pay 200 million Euros for a 2 year-old super kid!

Funny story: PSG Paris pay 200 million Euros for a 2 year-old super kid!
The football world is rocking at the shocking events pertaining to a Brazilian footy superstar being transferred from one club to another for the horrendous sum of over 200 million Euros. However, this is just the beginning of the end for all comm...
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Beefy gravy wrestling contestants in UK get roasted!

Funny story: Beefy gravy wrestling contestants in UK get roasted!
This can only happen in the UK, a "Gravy Wrestling Contest" held annually in Burnley Lancashire! No other nation would even contemplate wrestling in fatty gravy; however mad Brits are what they are, nutters! Sadly, the participants at this years a...
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'I Was Robbed', Says Conor McGregor

Funny story: 'I Was Robbed', Says Conor McGregor
MMA Superstar Conor McGregor claims he was robbed during the mega-fight with now 50-0 World champion Floyd Mayweather. 'When I left my dressing room, I had a Rolex watch in my man bag but after the fight, it was gone.' When asked what made him th...
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When is a US toy not a Chinese sex toy?

Chinese sex toy producers saves US giant toy retailer's neck by flogging its whole stock to them! US kids aint happy, but their dads certainly R, us too!
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Funny story: Scotland's Qualifying Surge

Scotland's Qualifying Surge

Unrealistic expectations soared in throughout Scottish football as the national team (ranked below the Egyptian blind team) beat the mighty Malta 2-0. Despite having no chance to realistically qualify for this (or any other) international tournament...
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Funny story: Latest Bogan Sport - Hoon Spectator Toasting or what is known colloquially as Crowd Spraying

Latest Bogan Sport - Hoon Spectator Toasting or what is known colloquially as Crowd Spraying

Now the Aussie Bogans (Rednecks) have been doing mindless burnouts for years they are bored and have moved on for the next cheap thrill. So someone came up with the idea of putting a small fuel leak over the back tires so that they light up. This...
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Funny story: Jose's Mindset

Jose's Mindset

Who would have thought throwing £300million at a team would change them from a terrible one to a decent one? Well everyone except Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho who firmly believes the sun revolves around his giant ego. The only surprise now...
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Funny story: Philippes Fed Up

Philippes Fed Up

Back and to the Left news follows sport purely for the hyperbole. Especially the shrieking nonsense that follows every single decision at Arsenal football club, our favourite punch line. So in the spirit of all things fair we'll write a article ab...
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Funny story: Arsenals Date Change

Arsenals Date Change

Arsenal football club are a team, nay a city, in crisis! The club which has only won three FA cups in four years is on the verge of collapsing because of its lack of recent success. The big question is how will Arsenal players cope with playing on a...
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Funny story: Taking The Wicket

Taking The Wicket

In the latest of many cricket related thefts Jimmy Anderson has taken his 500th test wicket. A cackling Anderson addressed waiting reporters from top of the stands at Lords. Like some sort of cricket phantom of the opera. "You'll never catch me"...
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Funny story: Barry Battles On

Barry Battles On

After Gareth Barry (the player so boring they gave him two first names) made his record breaking 602nd Premier League appearance his manager Tony Pulis ominously said: He can play for another three years Before strangely adding Even if he do...
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Funny story: Arsenal V Koln

Arsenal V Koln

Arsenal kicked off their UEFA Eu-Hopeless league campaign with a disastrous 3-1 home win against FC Koln. In a match that will be remembered for its intense crowd violence long after all the gutless players for Arsenal die from having no guts. An...
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