White House Will Fill Vacant Federal Jobs by Lottery

Written by Al N.

Sunday, 10 March 2019

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Mira-la-go, FL There are very many federal jobs left open that Trump has never filled. Also, of the people that Trump DID appoint, more are quitting every day.

Therefore, since the Human Resources Department, the ones who do the hiring and firing, still are missing most of their employees, it was announced that the rest of the jobs will be filled by lottery.

Job applicants merely pay a dollar and they are given a number. Therefore, after the drawing, they could be awarded any job from Marine Geologist Supvr. to the Secretary of Agriculture.

Each applicant is allowed only one federal job each.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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