Written by Monkey Woods

Monday, 21 January 2019

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If you build it, they will come

President Donald Trump today revealed details of his plans for the development of land in the border area with Mexico, plans which are dominated by the somewhat surprising intention to build a number of 'Supercasinos'.

The casinos would, Trump says, rival in size and stature those millionaire-magnets already generating billions of dollars in Las Vegas and the Nevada desert.

There are currently 334 casinos in Nevada, but Trump claims that, with the right type of investment and marketing strategy, the southern borderlands could become the new Nevada, and help the area flourish socially, economically, socio-economically, and eco-socially.

He, himself, might also make a few dollars out of it.

Trump has already named the project 'Newada'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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