Harry Maguire: It Would Be Nice To End My Career Winning Trophies At City

Written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 29 September 2019

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United's OK for now

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender, has dropped a veritable bombshell in the lap of Reds' boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, by saying that, although he is currently enjoying life at Old Trafford, he would like to end his career winning trophies - with Manchester City.

Said Maguire:

"There's nothing wrong with playing for United, you know, Old Trafford, the famous red shirt, Bobby Charlton and so on, but, at some point, a player has to work out where he's most likely to win trophies, and that's not here."

Though he's not in any hurry:

"I'm not in any hurry. This will do for the moment. In fact, at this stage in my career, playing at United, a club in the process of rebuilding where I can develop my game, and make a few mistakes, and who aren't seriously challenging for anything, it's probably as good a place as any, I would say."

Nobody from Manchester United was available for comment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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