Written by Al N.

Sunday, 10 March 2019

image for The REAL Reason the Marshall Kim Jong-Un and President Donald Trump Talks Broke Down
Trump did get Kim to autograph a picture on this visit, one that Trump can add to his Dictator's Collection.

Saigon, Vietnam Although the world was left wondering why Trump left the North Korean-U.S. Disarmanent Talks early is because there was an incident that was kept secret.

While many news agencies went along with the idea that Kim was soft on giving up anything nuclear-wise until the U.S lifted sanctions from the starving country, many whispers throughout all who attended told a different story.

While it was, to an extent, true that Kim did not plan on giving up any nuclear weapons, and in fact started rebuilding an old missile site right after Trump left, the real reason that Trump left, is Kim told him that he could NEVER even see his Pleasure Squad because he didn't want Trump's old man musk smell on them.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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