Harry Maguire To Meet President Donald Trump

Written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 8 August 2019

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White House sources say that President Donald Trump is to hold conference talks with new Manchester United signing, fresh-faced, good-looking golden boy, and 'brick shithouse', Harry Maguire.

The pair will talk on a variety of issues, including football, soccer and Brexit.

Maguire, 26, the former Sheffield United, Hull City and Leicester City defender, who also starred in the England international side's back four at the World Cup in Russia, scoring a powerful header in the 2-0 defeat of Sweden, may have an altogether more vital mission, however.

He is rumored to have "important information" to pass on to President Trump from Russian leader, Vladimir Putin, but this has not yet been confirmed.

The information may be in the form of a microdot tattoed on Maguire's backside.

Several agencies within the US, including both the CIA and FBI, are also interested in speaking to Maguire about his meeting with President Putin in 2018. More specifically, they want to see if he can shed any light on what might have happened to President Trump when he met the Russian leader, and also if the footballer knows anything about a file the CIA have discovered called 'Ipcress'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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