There were 268 spoof news stories published in January 2019. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Arabic Porno Magazine Goes On Sale From Today

Arabic Porno Magazine Goes On Sale From Today

A 'Men's Magazine', so indecent, that we are unable to print a picture from it, goes on sale in the Persian Gulf from today. Instead, we have provided a picture of another magazine of a similar ilk, which is also geared towards Arabic men. The...

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Funny story: Polyana Viana Teaches Man A Painful Lesson

Polyana Viana Teaches Man A Painful Lesson

A man who tried to rob the MMA fighter, Polyana Viana, outside her apartment in Brazil, received his comeuppance in no uncertain terms, when the UFC competitor kicked the living shit out of him. Viana was outside her Rio de Janeiro home when the m...

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Funny story: Scientists Cautiously Pessimistic about Climate Change

Scientists Cautiously Pessimistic about Climate Change

Following publication of the most recent U.S. government climate assessment report, scientists are cautiously pessimistic regarding the impact of global warming. “I’m not going to sugarcoat things,” said climatologist Robert Garland, Ph.D., “but...

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Funny story: No Parking: A Story of Revenge

No Parking: A Story of Revenge

They say New Year’s Eve in New York is special. Well, this one was, that’s for sure. At least for me. I stare down at the stained blue rug. The corpse has been wheeled out to the mortuary van, but the chalk outline of the literary critic’s tortured body remains as a creepy reminder for me and the other ten members of my writing club. The clock is striking twelve; the New Year has begun. But s...

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Funny story: Man Spotted Lad Wearing Fake Adidas Trainers

Man Spotted Lad Wearing Fake Adidas Trainers

Not all of us can afford the best in clothing and shoes, and often, we have to make do with cheaper substitutes. This was exactly the scenario at a Bangkok school this week, when an English instructor witnessed one of the students in one of his c...

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Funny story: New Study Shows that Everything Happens for No Reason Whatsoever

New Study Shows that Everything Happens for No Reason Whatsoever

A new study conducted by the Quantum Institute of Life Theory strongly suggests that contrary to the feel-good mantra that everything happens for a (presumably divine) reason, in actual fact everything happens for no reason whatsoever. “It’s a lit...

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Funny story: Bookshop Has Closed, Leaving Man Flabbergasted And Morose

Bookshop Has Closed, Leaving Man Flabbergasted And Morose

A secondhand bookshop that was the only one in the area, has closed down for good, making a man sad in the process. The somewhat oddly-named 'Smiling Sky Bookshop', in Battambang, was a first-rate outlet for readers of fusty old books whose pages...

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Funny story: Snow Forecast For Switzerland Again

Snow Forecast For Switzerland Again

Weather forecasters in the wonderful Alpine winter wonderland of Switzerland are in an excitable mood this morning, after it was looking like snow would once again fall in the country, just as it always does. Heavy snowfalls are expected in Anderm...

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Funny story: Man Sees Lorry With His Name On It Near His Home

Man Sees Lorry With His Name On It Near His Home

A man returning to his home from a shopping excursion in the town where he lives, was witness to an extraordinary coincidence this morning when he saw a lorry with his own surname emblazoned across the front of it. Moys Kenwood, 55, of Tapon, Batt...

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Funny story: Chinese Takeaway Has Opened On The Moon

Chinese Takeaway Has Opened On The Moon

It's been revealed that the very first Chinese takeaway has been opened on the Moon. The news was announced as part of Chinese state media's press conference on the Chang'e-4 space probe, which is exploring the dark side of the Moon, and hopes to...

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Funny story: Jeff Bezos Divorce Proves Money Can't Buy Happiness

Jeff Bezos Divorce Proves Money Can't Buy Happiness

The world's richest man, Amazon boss, Jeff Bezos and his wife, MacKenzie, are to divorce after 25 years of marriage, proving, without a shred of a doubt, the old maxim that money can't buy you happiness. Bezos created the multinational technology...

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Funny story: Man Claims Cat Committed Suicide

Man Claims Cat Committed Suicide

A cat that was killed on a busy road in the Battambang commune of Tapon late last night, may well have been a willing participant in the incident, it has been claimed. The cat, a mousy-colored thing, had been seen 'moping about', and looking sever...

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Funny story: Basketball: NBA London Game Was Close Until The Very Last Few Fractions Of A Second

Basketball: NBA London Game Was Close Until The Very Last Few Fractions Of A Second

The NBA London Game between the New York Knicks and the Washington Wizards was as exciting as basketball gets, and the result was always in doubt until the last few fractions of the final second. As everyone knows, basketball is a game where it ca...

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Funny story: New Study Casts Doubt on Science of the Stars

New Study Casts Doubt on Science of the Stars

A new study just released by the Institute of Actual Science casts doubt on the validity of the age-old practice of astrology, which seeks to divine information about human character and affairs from the movements and relative positions of celestial...

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Funny story: Big Pharma Sues L.A. Comedy Club for Claiming Laughter is Best Medicine

Big Pharma Sues L.A. Comedy Club for Claiming Laughter is Best Medicine

Pharmaceutical giant Myzer Inc. filed a lawsuit against Los Angeles comedy club Laugh It Off, seeking to prevent the club from proclaiming in its marketing materials that laughter is the best medicine. “They’re not qualified physicians,” noted Myz...

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Funny story: Trump Plans To Build Casinos Along Length Of Border

Trump Plans To Build Casinos Along Length Of Border

President Donald Trump today revealed details of his plans for the development of land in the border area with Mexico, plans which are dominated by the somewhat surprising intention to build a number of 'Supercasinos'. The casinos would, Trump say...

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Funny story: Sears to Merge with Upscale 99 Cent Store

Sears to Merge with Upscale 99 Cent Store

Sears Tower, Chicago. Edward Lampert, hedge fund manager and the largest stockholder in Sears, Roebuck and Co., today announced that his company's 400-plus stores would remain open under a deal he just negotiated with the nation's largest cut-rate do...

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Funny story: Man Sustained Eye Injury Looking For Super Blood Red Wolf Sun

Man Sustained Eye Injury Looking For Super Blood Red Wolf Sun

A man who stood outside his house for more than four hours on Monday in an attempt to view what astronomers described as a Super Blood Red Wolf Sun, had to return inside unsuccessfully after straining his eyes, and making them bloodshot. Moys Kenw...

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Funny story: Town appalled flume ride uses dirty water

Town appalled flume ride uses dirty water

It was recently discovered by residents of Goodstun, Arizona that the local log ride, built in 1957, has, in fact, been using dirty water for years. The discovery was made when local scientists from the Goodstun YMCA tested the ph balance only fo...

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Funny story: Steampunks Will Soon Be Replaced by Internal-Combustion Punks

Steampunks Will Soon Be Replaced by Internal-Combustion Punks

What grew as an offshoot of the cyberpunk community, but with an aesthetic eye more backwards-looking rather than forwards-looking, the steampunks quickly took root and flourished on the open parking-lots of both comic and videogame conventions. Heav...

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Funny story: A Bag Of Chips Could Be £3 After Brexit

A Bag Of Chips Could Be £3 After Brexit

The price of a bag of chips from a local fish and chip shop is likely to rise to £3 after Britain leaves the EU, voters have been warned, a revelation that struck fear into the hearts of the underclasses. The Prime Minister, Theresa May, told repo...

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Funny story: Gov't Shutdown Inspires Gemini Motors to Order "Work without Pay"

Gov't Shutdown Inspires Gemini Motors to Order "Work without Pay"

Detroit. In a bold move designed to keep five rocket engine plants open instead of being closed, Gemini Motors today informed the 25,000 workers who were facing layoffs that if they stay on the job without pay the plants will remain open. The comp...

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Funny story: Man Got Drunk, Sat In A Wheelbarrow, And Cried For His Mommy

Man Got Drunk, Sat In A Wheelbarrow, And Cried For His Mommy

Christmas isn't always a happy time, and, for some people, it can be a period of downright misery. This was the case with one man on Christmas Day, when the pressure of his work, the failure of his relationship, and the alienation and isolation of be...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Upholds Transgender Ban for Military Service

Supreme Court Upholds Transgender Ban for Military Service

WASHINGTON — The US Supreme Court on Tuesday reinstated the old policy of preventing transgender people from serving in the military. In a brief, unsigned order, the justices temporarily allowed the ban to go into effect because transgender indi...

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Funny story: Russian Hackers Manipulating Dow Jones Averages

Russian Hackers Manipulating Dow Jones Averages

Washington, D.C. A court filing today by special counsel Robert Mueller, revealed that Russian hackers have, since 2015, regularly altered the Dow Jones Industrial averages for the benefit of Donald Trump. At a previously undisclosed Moscow meetin...

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Funny story: Trump To Pull All US Troops Out Of Russia

Trump To Pull All US Troops Out Of Russia

The always amiable and jovial President Donald Trump has announced the US will be pulling all US troops out of Russia starting at the end of February. At a press conference on Wednesday afternoon the President said the following: “It is time to ge...

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Funny story: Trump Threatens To Cancel Super Bowl

Trump Threatens To Cancel Super Bowl

US President, Donald Trump, has said on Twitter that, if there is no climbdown by Democrats over the funding for the Mexican border barrier, he is prepared to cancel this year's Super Bowl. Super Bowl LIII (53) is scheduled to take place on Sunday...

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Funny story: "Shaq" Turns Down Head Coaching Position at UCLA

"Shaq" Turns Down Head Coaching Position at UCLA

Westwood Village, CA. Exclusive to The Spoof. A hundred days after the firing of UCLA basketball coach Steve Alford, the Bruins remain without a head coach as former NBA superstar Shaquille "Shaq" O'Neal rejected the head coaching position that he ha...

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Funny story: Nebraska Artist Struck Dead by Inspiration

Nebraska Artist Struck Dead by Inspiration

Shortly before midnight on a frigid winter night, 32-year-old landscape painter and architectural renderer Vincent Heidelberg, of Lincoln, Nebraska, was struck by a bolt of inspiration – which rendered him dead. “It’s a shock and a tragedy,” said...

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Funny story: Chinese Lunar Rover and Lander Obsessed with Selfies

Chinese Lunar Rover and Lander Obsessed with Selfies

A Chinese rover and lander have taken multiple images of each other and themselves on the Moon's surface, and despite Chinese mission control scientists' best efforts, they refuse to stop doing so. The Chinese space agency says the spacecraft ar...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton swears herself in as US President following example from Venezuela

Hillary Clinton swears herself in as US President following example from Venezuela

On Wednesday, opposition leader Juan Guaido, of Venezuela, swore himself in as interim president, replacing Nicolas Maduro. Maduro was elected president May, 2018, with a plurality of over 60%, but from a fairly low turnout, in what the Guaido for...

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Funny story: Transvestite Drew Stares From Shoppers

Transvestite Drew Stares From Shoppers

A man in a city center drew stares from passing shoppers on Saturday, when he displayed what can only be described as 'transvestital tendencies'. The man, aged about 40, was walking around the market, dressed in a torn and dirty pink, women's nigh...

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Funny story: Brother And Sister Who Married Each Other Having Second Thoughts

Brother And Sister Who Married Each Other Having Second Thoughts

A brother and sister who did what many other people would consider to be 'the unthinkable', and married each other, are having second thoughts, and may get a divorce. Trevor Hucker, 18 and Trina Hucker, 17, tied the knot in November, creating a se...

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Funny story: Unpaid Blog Writer Screams Desperately While Being Pulled Away From Laptop

Unpaid Blog Writer Screams Desperately While Being Pulled Away From Laptop

Dane County, Wisconsin. In a case of technology and chatting capabilities going completely wrong, Michael Winston, 38, was pulled out of his apartment room last Wednesday by a gorgeous female with voluptuous breasts, firm thighs, and long-flowing re...

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Funny story: Employee Login System Became More Frustrating For Local Workers

Employee Login System Became More Frustrating For Local Workers

Crawford County, Wisconsin. Employees at Bob's Quality Lumber Products were incredibly frustrated last Thursday when they found out that the website allowing them to easily access their payroll documents and W2 forms had changed dramatically over th...

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Funny story: Canadian Immigrant Ruins Job Interview In United States

Canadian Immigrant Ruins Job Interview In United States

Jackson County, Wisconsin. Tom Peters, a Canadian who immigrated to the United States from British Columbia out of economic desperation, completely ruined his job interview last Monday. In his attempt to flee the poverty-stricken country, Tom t...

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Funny story: Heathrow Airport Drone Was A UFO

Heathrow Airport Drone Was A UFO

A drone that was sighted flying near Heathrow Airport yesterday was not being operated by an irresponsible moron from the droning community, and was a UFO, says a man who knows what he is talking about. The UFO was seen by several members of the p...

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Funny story: Marks & Spencer Staff Barricade Themselves Inside Shop

Marks & Spencer Staff Barricade Themselves Inside Shop

Staff at a Marks and Spencer store have taken the extraordinary step of barricading themselves in the shop, to prevent it being closed down. The store, in Hull, East Yorkshire, is one of seventeen M&S branches which is earmarked for closure as...

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Funny story: Man orders new light-sabers, forgets Moth repellent

Man orders new light-sabers, forgets Moth repellent

Gary Wallace, an acquisitions manager in section 4b of the Death Star, has revealed on social media that, although he did successfully order a spare light saber and matching battery pack and gloves, he forgot to order moth repellent. This is not t...

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Funny story: Rachel Maddow announces Putin will back new interim president for the US next week

Rachel Maddow announces Putin will back new interim president for the US next week

With more brilliant breaking news, Ms. Maddow has added to her suggestion Mr. Putin will shut down electric power in the US. Middle-North America is currently shivering in temperatures as low as minus 30 F, an excellent opportunity for Mr. Putin,...

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Funny story: Saudi Arabian Woman Due To Disappear Sometime This Week

Saudi Arabian Woman Due To Disappear Sometime This Week

Miss Rahaf Mohammd al-Qunun, the 18-year-old Saudi Arabian woman who renounced Islam, and became involved in an uneasy stand-off at Bangkok airport on her way to Australia to seek asylum, is due to disappear sometime later this week. The Thai auth...

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Funny story: Man Starts Off New Year As He Means To Go On - By Cleaning His Earholes Out

Man Starts Off New Year As He Means To Go On - By Cleaning His Earholes Out

A new year, and a new beginning were the sentiments expressed by one man this morning, as Tony Chudworth made it his New Year's resolution to clean out his earholes 'more often than in the past'. On paper, this doesn't mean very much. Chudworth ha...

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Funny story: Toxic masculinity conference studies short skirts and male hands

Toxic masculinity conference studies short skirts and male hands

The latest concern on male toxicity (homo toxicitus) focuses on male sexuality as somehow related, leading to a myriad of new theories. The essential question is: What is “the real man”? Versus “the toxic man”? The male toxicity thesis: males...

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Funny story: Trains To Get Flushable Toilets

Trains To Get Flushable Toilets

There was good news for train commuters earlier today, when it was announced that, later this year, several of the major rail operators would be introducing toilets that flush. Train companies are reacting to criticism from passengers, who say tha...

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Funny story: Man Saw 'Riverdance' YouTube Clip, And Couldn't Keep His Feet Still

Man Saw 'Riverdance' YouTube Clip, And Couldn't Keep His Feet Still

A man who saw a YouTube clip of the Irish dance extravaganza, 'Riverdance' was so impressed by the performances of the dancers, that he could not keep his feet still afterwards. Moys Kenwood, 55, watched the spectacle 'mesmerised', unable to look...

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Funny story: Did Notre Dame v Southern Methodist Rivalry Create Religious Tension?

Did Notre Dame v Southern Methodist Rivalry Create Religious Tension?

It's been three decades since the last game was played in one of the nation's great football rivalries. In 1989, Notre Dame's Fighting Irish beat Southern Methodist's Mustangs for the tenth time in a series that stretches back to the 1930s. SMU, near...

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Funny story: Trump Outlaws New "Trump Filter" That is Popular in the Scientific Community

Trump Outlaws New "Trump Filter" That is Popular in the Scientific Community

Secret Scientist Hideout Scientists, after determining that there was no cure available for whatever it is that Trump has, have begun using a "Trump Filter" that filters out any mention of Trump, his family, and his businesses. Trump has been told th...

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Funny story: London City Gent Arrested For Sexual Harassment, After Tipping His Hat To Woman

London City Gent Arrested For Sexual Harassment, After Tipping His Hat To Woman

A city gent in a pin-striped suit and a bowler hat, carrying a walking-stick, has been accused of sexual harassment, after he tipped his hat to a woman in a London street. Thomas Middleton-Markham, 56, of city stockbroker firm Grabbit and Quickly,...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby Stool Sample Frowned Upon By Prison Doctor

Bill Cosby Stool Sample Frowned Upon By Prison Doctor

Bill Cosby, the former comedian who is currently serving a prison sentence for sex offences, is in trouble with the authorities again, after providing a stool sample that was 'less than clean'. Cosby, 81, was required to give the sample in accorda...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un is Mad at All the Attention Trump is Getting

Kim Jong-Un is Mad at All the Attention Trump is Getting

Seoul, South Korea South Korean hackers have listened to conversations with North Korea's Kim Jong-Un, China's Xi Jinping, and Russia's Vladimir Putin. The phone calls actually came through on the cheap transistor radios the South Koreans use. "K...

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Funny story: New York Diner Arrested For Sexual Harassment, After Tipping Waitress

New York Diner Arrested For Sexual Harassment, After Tipping Waitress

A male diner at a top New York restaurant was in trouble with the police this evening, after handsomely tipping a waitress who had served him. Stephen Douglas, 36, and his business colleague, Bob Mount, 42, had visited the restaurant to talk over...

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Funny story: Rams-Saints Replay? NFL Commish Rules for Saints

Rams-Saints Replay? NFL Commish Rules for Saints

New Orleans. Days after Sunday's NFC championship game between the Los Angeles Rams and the New Orleans Saints, this city remains in tumultuous turmoil following the most obvious no-call pass interference penalty in professional football history. Tha...

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Funny story: L.A. Rams and New England Patriots Book Time to Meet With Obama

L.A. Rams and New England Patriots Book Time to Meet With Obama

Representatives of both the Rams and the Patriots talked to President Obama's people about the winner of the Super Bowl visiting Obama afterwards. This is following the example of the Golden State Warriors, who met with Obama following their NBA Cham...

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Funny story: Trump To Install Machine Gun Nests Along Mexican Border

Trump To Install Machine Gun Nests Along Mexican Border

President Donald Trump moved quickly today, to reassure residents living close to the US border with Mexico that, as soon as he gets the go-ahead from the Democratic Party, his barrier will be built, along with the bonus of some exciting firepower fo...

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Funny story: President Trump Wins Twitter 'Twit Of The Year' Award

President Trump Wins Twitter 'Twit Of The Year' Award

US President Donald Trump has been crowned runaway winner of the inaugural Twitter 'Twit of the Year' competition in its new annual tournament of twits. The president has been a major contributor to the social media site since he first tweeted on...

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Funny story: Regime change handbook on Venezuela found in Marco Rubio’s trash by garbage truck sleuths

Regime change handbook on Venezuela found in Marco Rubio’s trash by garbage truck sleuths

Breaking: A new surveillance op is underway in the US via the garbage truck industry (“Streamline Disposal! We’ve Got Your Crap! Inc.”). All trash is now routinely scanned, sniffed, linked, filed, and joined to facial recognition software at a cus...

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Funny story: Stabbing Now More Popular Than Slapping Someone In The Chops

Stabbing Now More Popular Than Slapping Someone In The Chops

A study on knife crime based in London, has concluded that stabbing is now more popular than harmlessly slapping someone in the chops. Stabbing, which used to be seen as a 'last resort', has made giant leaps and bounds in the recent past, and is n...

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Funny story: TSA Employee Brings Laser Focus to His Security Job at JFK Airport

TSA Employee Brings Laser Focus to His Security Job at JFK Airport

Transit Security Administration employee Mark Roberts brings laser-focused attention to detail to his position at John F. Kennedy International Airport. As Roberts put it, “The second you put on that uniform, you gotta be on. That’s the job.” A...

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Funny story: Man Was Shocked When He Finally Found Out What Song Lyrics Meant

Man Was Shocked When He Finally Found Out What Song Lyrics Meant

A man who had, for months, enjoyed listening to a particular foreign-artist song he had heard regularly in a music video on the TV, received the shock of his life when he finally found out what the song's lyrics meant. Moys Kenwood, 55, first enco...

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Funny story: Monsanto’s First-Ever Genetically Modified Man Proves a Hit with Ladies

Monsanto’s First-Ever Genetically Modified Man Proves a Hit with Ladies

The jury is in: Monsanto’s first-ever genetically modified human, who/which was first launched in 2016, and is the only living adult male officially certified to be Roundup-ready, has proven to be a solid hit with the ladies! Monsanto first concei...

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Funny story: Trump Rejected by White Supremacist Organization

Trump Rejected by White Supremacist Organization

President Donald J. Trump’s application to exclusive white supremacist organization, Whitest & Brightest, has been rejected for “failure to exemplify and demonstrate by example the inherent superiority of the Aryan race.” In his application, T...

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Funny story: Man With Beard Admits He Hasn’t Seen New “Gillette” Ad

Man With Beard Admits He Hasn’t Seen New “Gillette” Ad

A local man was blushing with embarrassment as he admitted he still hasn’t seen the controversial new “Gillette” advertisement. The man claims that the reason for this lack of interest is his long beard and that he doesn’t care about watching or list...

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Funny story: Man Has Learnt His Lesson

Man Has Learnt His Lesson

A man guilty of a catastrophic miscalculation has vowed never to make the same mistake again. The man, who spoke to us only on condition of anonymity, says that, although he acted with the best of intentions, he did so on impulse, and only realise...

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Funny story: Trump To Star In Sequel To 'All The President's Men'

Trump To Star In Sequel To 'All The President's Men'

An overdue sequel to the classic 1976 movie 'All the President's Men' is set to be the summer's big hit, starring the president himself, Donald J. Trump. The original movie starred Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman, and both of the duo will appear...

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Funny story: Trump Admits He Got Wall Idea From 'Game Of Thrones'

Trump Admits He Got Wall Idea From 'Game Of Thrones'

President Donald Trump has confided to his Twitter followers that he first had the idea for his Mexican border wall after seeing an episode of the HBO series, 'Game of Thrones', which featured the Wall. Trump is adept at bending the truth, but, it...

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Funny story: Pence Brings Trump to Jesus

Pence Brings Trump to Jesus

Following United States President Donald Trump’s party-chastening failure to secure funding for his long-promised border wall after a 35-day partial government shutdown, Vice President Mike Pence seized upon the president's rare moment of humility an...

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Funny story: Advanced Life is Billions of Light Years Ahead of Man

Advanced Life is Billions of Light Years Ahead of Man

SCIENCE NEWS - NASA scientist, Joseph Goebbels, explains how extraterrestrial life would exist. "They are referred to as alien life, sentient or relatively complex, but they are actually 'an awareness of the self' created by the universe," says...

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Funny story: Jesus Budda Nightclub Opens In Acapulco

Jesus Budda Nightclub Opens In Acapulco

A deluxe new nightclub in the heart of the Mexican tourist resort of Acapulco is to open its doors for the first time on Friday. The 'Acapulco Apocalypso', is the brainchild of one-time social misfit and London gangland figure, Jesus Budda, who sp...

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Funny story: From My John Osborne Book: A Letter To His Fellow Countrymen

From My John Osborne Book: A Letter To His Fellow Countrymen

A few weeks ago, I wrote a story about buying a book from a charity shop in Cottingham, near Hull, in which I later discovered a £20 note that had been used as a bookmark by the book's previous owner. The book was 'Damn, you, England' by the playwright, John Osborne, the writer of the classic 1956 play, 'Look Back In Anger'. The book, a first edition, contains a selection of his writings which...

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Funny story: President Trump In Attempt To Shutdown UK Government

President Trump In Attempt To Shutdown UK Government

US President Donald Trump has rebounded from the Democrats refusal to provide funding for the building of his Mexican border fence, by insisting that the UK government help to pay for it, hinting that, failure to do so might result in a shutdown at W...

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Funny story: Man Wakes Up To Find He Can See Through Women's Clothing

Man Wakes Up To Find He Can See Through Women's Clothing

There was a pleasant surprise in store for one man on Monday morning, when he woke from his slumbers to find that he could see through women's clothing. The x-rated X-ray treat presented itself to Malcolm Thompson when he first opened his eyes at...

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Funny story: Bird Box Challenge Starts To Get Out Of Hand

Bird Box Challenge Starts To Get Out Of Hand

After the story of the Utah teenager who drove a car 'birdbox' on the freeway yesterday, dozens more similar-yet-unsimilar incidents have come to light, all using the same premise of completing activities whilst 'birdbox' - blindfolded. The 'bir...

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Funny story: Vietnam war protest returns

Vietnam war protest returns

The Women's March is back for Round Three, but this time to protest the Vietnam War which has long been over. As they have every year since January 21, 2017, protestors will take to the streets of hundreds of cities around the country, to advocat...

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Funny story: Canadian Troops At US Border

Canadian Troops At US Border

US military chiefs are in a mild panic tonight, as Canadian troops continue to pour into Manitoba, with the intention of repatriating an area of the US totally detached from it, known as the Northwest Angle. The Northwest Angle is an area - essent...

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Funny story: Man Suffers Narcolepsy Every Time He Thinks Of Work

Man Suffers Narcolepsy Every Time He Thinks Of Work

A man has reacted angrily to being labelled 'workshy' by colleagues, after he telephoned his employer to tell them that he would not be able to attend work on Monday, because he was suffering from Narcolepsy. Moys Kenwood, 55, has, for a long tim...

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Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi Murder Trial: What We Know So Far

Jamal Khashoggi Murder Trial: What We Know So Far

The trial has opened in Riyadh, of eleven defendants accused of killing the US-based critic of Saudi Arabia, Jamal Khashoggi in the Saudi consulate in Istanbul on 2 October. The truth is that Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman ordered the kill...

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Funny story: David Schwimmer responds to lookalike flasher with hilarious video

David Schwimmer responds to lookalike flasher with hilarious video

DAVID Schwimmer has responded to claims a flasher in Blackpool looked like him, with a hilarious tweet after Blackpool police posted a CCTV still of the suspect on social media. The American actor, famous for his part as Ross in the 90s TV series...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Realizes His Life Has No Style

Nashville Man Realizes His Life Has No Style

After struggling to complete a human resources questionnaire on diversity and lifestyle for his employer, Henry Mills of Nashville, Tennessee, came to the unfortunate conclusion that his own life has no style. “Embarrassing,” he said. “But I didn’...

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Funny story: Adolf Hitler And Charlie Chaplin Historians In Row Over Who Copied Whose Moustache

Adolf Hitler And Charlie Chaplin Historians In Row Over Who Copied Whose Moustache

Enthusiasts of the former German Chancellor and tyrant, Adolf Hitler, and those of silent-movie comedian Charlie Chaplin, are engaged in a war of words over which of the two men was first to sport the famous moustache they both became synonymous with...

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Funny story: Woman Was At Airport But Didn't Announce It On Facebook

Woman Was At Airport But Didn't Announce It On Facebook

A woman from Nottingham who was going on holiday to the Caribbean, turned up at Manchester Airport for check-in, but didn't announce this on Facebook, leaving her 'friends' in a state of confusion, and concerned for her health. Sally Bubblegum, 26...

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Funny story: Trump shuts down White House; moves to Motel 6 to emphasize emergency

Trump shuts down White House; moves to Motel 6 to emphasize emergency

Following his cancellation of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s trip abroad, Mr. Trump has decided the White House is too expensive to maintain, and closed it. White House workers are on furlough for the indefinite future, along with the other 8...

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Funny story: President Trump Wants Wall On Canada Border

President Trump Wants Wall On Canada Border

President Donald Trump has expanded his plans for territorial protection, and, as well the southern border wall to restrict the movement of Mexicans, he has now proposed a wall on the Canadian border to do the same with Canucks. The border, known...

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Funny story: Satire Writer Stays True to His Art and Blows Opportunity for Financial Success

Satire Writer Stays True to His Art and Blows Opportunity for Financial Success

Peter May, long-time writer of clever, witty, hard-hitting, little-read satire, was recently offered a chance at great financial success, but opted instead to stay true to his art - and broke. May’s fabulous professional opportunity came in the fo...

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Funny story: Second anniversary of “The Russians did it” leads to brawl in the newsroom

Second anniversary of “The Russians did it” leads to brawl in the newsroom

Two years ago, on January 6, 2017, major intelligence agencies in the US announced “assessments” that the Russians had "interfered with" the 2016 election. These assessments bore the caveat they were only estimates, meaning they were guessing, but...

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Funny story: New Study Successfully Compares Apples and Oranges (Spoiler Alert: Apples Win!)

New Study Successfully Compares Apples and Oranges (Spoiler Alert: Apples Win!)

Contravening the age-old adage that apples and oranges are inherently too different to compare, a groundbreaking new study published by the Johnny Appleseed Association reported that when considered side by side, based on a number of relevant factor...

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Funny story: Newton and Einstein "Were Wrong" Says Indian Science Congress

Newton and Einstein "Were Wrong" Says Indian Science Congress

The findings of Sir Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein were rubbished by some "academics" at the 106th Indian Science Congress which ran from 3-7 January. Hindu mythology and religion-based theories have increasingly become part of its agenda. Scie...

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Funny story: Rapper Contemplates His Future

Rapper Contemplates His Future

The entertainment world has been shocked by stories that a famous rapper, (who was promised that he would remain anonymous), who sang inspirational songs, has not only been accused of having sex with underage women, but of assaulting them as well.

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Funny story: Man At Bangkok School's Award Ceremony Didn't Have A Clue What Was Going On

Man At Bangkok School's Award Ceremony Didn't Have A Clue What Was Going On

A man invited to a school award ceremony in Bangkok which was conducted entirely in Thai, didn't have the faintest idea of what was going on around him. Moys Kenwood, 48, arrived at the ceremony just after first light on Sunday, and was guided to...

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Funny story: Side-Effect-Free, Comparably Effective Depression Medication: Prescription Placebos

Side-Effect-Free, Comparably Effective Depression Medication: Prescription Placebos

After a number of published - or, more often, unpublished - studies called into serious doubt whether antidepressants were any more effective in treating clinical depression than placebos, Big Pharma giant Smerck & Co. transformed a potentially c...

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Funny story: Trump Administration Plagued by Technical Difficulties; Prayerful Vice President Remains Cool Under Pressure

Trump Administration Plagued by Technical Difficulties; Prayerful Vice President Remains Cool Under Pressure

Rumors are flying that, due to a number of mysterious technical difficulties, the Trump administration has lost the computer file containing the engineering design plans for President Trump’s proposed border wall. Many predict that if the missing fil...

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Funny story: The Oscars: James Bulger Film Favorite To Win The 'Sickest Reason For Making A Movie' Category

The Oscars: James Bulger Film Favorite To Win The 'Sickest Reason For Making A Movie' Category

The controversial film about the circumstances surrounding the murder of toddler, James Bulger, in Bootle, Merseyside, has been nominated for an award at the Oscars in the 'Sickest Reason For Making A Film' category. 'Detainment' uses police trans...

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Funny story: Man Was Given Birthday Cake, Even Though It Wasn't His Birthday

Man Was Given Birthday Cake, Even Though It Wasn't His Birthday

A man thought all his birthdays had come at once, yesterday, when he was presented with a birthday cake, and wished "Happy Birthday!" - even though his birthday isn't until June! Moys Kenwood, still 48, was sitting at a computer working, when, out...

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Funny story: Long-awaited Sequel To Popular Novel Finally in Bookstores

Long-awaited Sequel To Popular Novel Finally in Bookstores

Author Charlie B. Knob's famous novel, The Elevator, took readers completely by storm, and shook the world of literature when it was released back in August of 2012. The 650-page novel is about two longtime friends, Bobby Schmuck and Billy Crud,...

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Funny story: Sexy Woman Knelt Provocatively With Her Legs Wide Open

Sexy Woman Knelt Provocatively With Her Legs Wide Open

There were raised eyebrows and a few red faces in a major city center this morning, when a woman knelt provocatively in a shop window with her legs wide open, causing several men to become aroused. The woman was an employee of a well-known lingeri...

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Funny story: Overseas English Teacher Finds A New Way To Be More Expressive and Dynamic

Overseas English Teacher Finds A New Way To Be More Expressive and Dynamic

Bradley Johnston, 27, moved to Changwon City, South Korea, after earning his degree in Education. When he started teaching English, however, he began struggling to find ways to get his students more excited about the English language. All too o...

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Funny story: Federal Employee Fired For Making Spelling Mistake On Placard

Federal Employee Fired For Making Spelling Mistake On Placard

A federal employee who took part in a demonstration against the ongoing shutdown of the government, has been fired for making a spelling error and a catastrophic grammatical mistake on a placard he was holding. The man, John Typo, of Albany, NY, w...

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Funny story: Trump Confesses: "I Took Orders from Moscow"

Trump Confesses: "I Took Orders from Moscow"

The White House. Exclusive to The Spoof. After vigorously denying, in numerous tweets, the New York Times claim that the FBI investigated President Donald Trump as a possible Russian agent who acted on behalf of Russian oligarchs, the president today...

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Funny story: Nashville Fly Finally Finds a Place to Rest

Nashville Fly Finally Finds a Place to Rest

Living in a hectic world in which many pride themselves on being so busy that there’ll be “no flies resting on them” has made for rather a tough row to hoe for Nashville fly, Freddie Diptera. “Don’t get me wrong, I’m busy, too,” said Freddie. "I'...

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Funny story: An Oscar For Donald Trump?

An Oscar For Donald Trump?

What? Isn't Donald Trump getting an Oscar for his presidential performance for the last two years? But he was so lovely to Putin, Kim Jung-un, the oligarchs, Julian Assange, Erdogan, and the Nazis. Trump failed to win the popular vote for a nomina...

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Funny story: Man Decides To Get Everything Off His Chest

Man Decides To Get Everything Off His Chest

A man who has been keeping his cards close to his chest with regard to several areas of his life that are giving him concern, has decided to come clean, and share his problems with others he knows he can trust. M*** K****** (name changed to protec...

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Funny story: Man farts in elevator; elevator breaks down

Man farts in elevator; elevator breaks down

Already heralded as an omen for the new year, today’s incident in a major American city (anonymous in this report) has brought significant developments. That the elevator was also crowded has added to how to respond to the problem. Numerous que...

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