Trump To Meet Ice Cube Over Future Of Hip-Hop

Written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 2 May 2019

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Why couldnitta bin Trump?

President Donald Trump took a break from his day-to-day presidential duties of upsetting the leaders of other nations, insulting his political rivals, and edging the US and the rest of the world nearer to Armageddon, by announcing that he is to meet with hip-hop star, Ice Cube, over the future of the genre.

Trump is an avid hip-hop fan, and once heard 'Rapper's Delight' by the Sugarhill Gang.

Tweeting on Twitter, the president tweeted:

"Me and Ice are going to get together on our birthdays in June, and discus the music seen. I admit he's got a funny name, but that's just there kulture."

Cube was speaking about the death, on Monday, of John Singleton, in whose directorial debut movie, 'Boyz In The Hood', the rapper starred.

Cube said Singleton, taken so early at only 51, was a great talent who would be sadly missed, and added:

"Why couldnitta bin Trump?"

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