Written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 4 January 2019

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It's been revealed that the very first Chinese takeaway has been opened on the Moon.

The news was announced as part of Chinese state media's press conference on the Chang'e-4 space probe, which is exploring the dark side of the Moon, and hopes to bring geological samples back home to Earth.

The takeaway, Moon Wok, was built by the robotic probe in just three days last week. It is expected that a wide program of construction is to begin in the very near future, after which, Chinese citizens will start to travel to the Moon to form a colony.

A golf course is at the planning stage, and a laundry is due to open later in the year.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Space, China, The moon




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