Wife Beats Up Hubby Because of a Song

Written by Gail Farrelly

Saturday, 16 February 2019

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A short respite is better than none at all

Truth be told -- it wasn't just ANY song the hubby was crooning. It was that old 1909 song, "My Wife's Gone to the Country (Hurrah! Hurrah!)." Music by Ted Snyder, with lyrics by Irving Berlin and George Whiting.

Here's an excerpt:

My wife's gone to the country, hurrah, hurrah!
She thought it best, I need a rest, that's why she went away
She took the children with her, hurrah, hurrah!
I don't care what becomes of me, my wife's gone away

Advice to you gents out there. Look the song up on YouTube, listen, and enjoy. One caveat. If you value your life and well being, listen to the song when the missus isn't around.

En garde!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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