Mauricio Pochettino Seen Circling Emirates

Written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 29 November 2019

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Mauricio Pochettino, the former Tottenham Hotspur manager, who, earlier in the week had been spotted in various locations around Manchester, was last night seen lurking around the Emirates Stadium before, during and after Arsenal's 2-1 Europa League defeat at the hands of Eintracht Frankfurt.

Fans booed as the Gunners relinquished a 1-0 halftime lead, and, by the end, were calling for the head of boss, Unai Emery, the brother of 1970s comic, Dick.

Pochettino could be seen circling, scavenger-like, around the concourse outside the stadium, before he finally settled on a verge in front of the main office, waiting for Emery to be sacked.

Former Arsenal manager, Arsene Wenger, whose name sounds a bit like 'Arsenal', said that Emery, whose name sounds a bit like 'Emirates', had lost the support of the club's faithful fans, the Gooners, whose name sounds a bit like 'the Gunners'.

Mauricio Pochettino's name doesn't sound like anything, but, dressed in his trademark black overcoat, his appearance vaguely resembles that of a vulture.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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