US Presdient, Donald Trump, has tweeted his wish list for Santa Claus. The tweet, in full, reads:
I been the best Presdunt ever. I only want 3 things this ear:
1. To be as TALL as leaking James Comey
2. As SEXY and HANDSOME as disrespectful Justin Trudeau
3. To have balls as BIG as crooked Nancy Pelosi's
4. A brane as smart as that Kenyan Birther guy
OK that's fore not three....but I'm the Presdunt and ure knot
If you give me this I’ll be youre BEST FRIEND fourever... a day..2 hours...whatever...who cares everybody loves me
If you don’t I’ll fire you and replace with Jeff Sessions he’s a fantastic little ELF. Or crazy Rudy the red-nosed reindeer..he's a fantastic liar...but not as good as me and Sarah's a grate huckster liar but dumb as a box of donuts, not as sexy as Ivanka
Warm wishes and covfefe, ur friend
DONALD - BEST IQ PREZDiNT and Commander in Chief EVER [Who needs Mad Dog when they got me Cadet Bone Spurs]
PS: Melanie says "I don't care" for gifts ...but she only has one wish.... for lots of money in her divorce account. Mexico will pay.
PPS: I wrote this myself in 4 hours...no help from liars...lawyers... take that Mueller, I hate you Cohen. I won the electoral college. My inauguration ceremony had 7 billion million people. Russia if ur listening.