Written by shea lo

Sunday, 23 December 2018

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US Presdient, Donald Trump, has tweeted his wish list for Santa Claus. The tweet, in full, reads:

"Deere SATAN:

I been the best Presdunt ever. I only want 3 things this ear:

1. To be as TALL as leaking James Comey

2. As SEXY and HANDSOME as disrespectful Justin Trudeau

3. To have balls as BIG as crooked Nancy Pelosi's

4. A brane as smart as that Kenyan Birther guy

OK that's fore not three....but I'm the Presdunt and ure knot

If you give me this I’ll be youre BEST FRIEND fourever... a day..2 hours...whatever...who cares everybody loves me

If you don’t I’ll fire you and replace with Jeff Sessions he’s a fantastic little ELF. Or crazy Rudy the red-nosed reindeer..he's a fantastic liar...but not as good as me and Sarah's a grate huckster liar but dumb as a box of donuts, not as sexy as Ivanka

Warm wishes and covfefe, ur friend

DONALD - BEST IQ PREZDiNT and Commander in Chief EVER [Who needs Mad Dog when they got me Cadet Bone Spurs]

PS: Melanie says "I don't care" for gifts ...but she only has one wish.... for lots of money in her divorce account. Mexico will pay.

PPS: I wrote this myself in 4 hours...no help from liars...lawyers... take that Mueller, I hate you Cohen. I won the electoral college. My inauguration ceremony had 7 billion million people. Russia if ur listening.

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