After further volcanic eruptions at Krakatoa, and Monday's 'unrest' at Mount Etna in Sicily, it's been confirmed that God has had just about as much as he can stand, as has decided to put a stop to it all, with the End of the World.
Last week's undersea landslides at Anak Krakatau having resulted in tsunamis, and 130 earthquakes at Etna yesterday, say scientists, prove that the Supreme Being is not prepared to put up with any more, and is calling a halt to his 8.9billion-year project.
Experts say that they expect more earthquakes in the next few days, volcanic devastation, hurricanes, tornadoes, mudslides, famine, drought, pestilence, viral pandemic, a Stock Exchange crash, and, more importantly, mobile phone communications systems will be down.
Conditions for motorists will be poor.
