Written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 28 December 2018

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They had been getting along like a house on fire (their own)

Showbiz couple, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, who were only married on Sunday, have already split, and are to divorce early in the New Year, it has been rumored by me, just now.

Cyrus, who is a pop star, and Hemsworth, who is an Australian, reportedly tied the knot in Franklin, Tennessee. The knot, however, may not have been tied as tightly as it could have been, and certainly not as tightly as many non-showbiz couples might have tied it.

Now, it's thought, the knot may have become what might almost be described as 'slack', and is expected to completely unravel by the time the New Year sales period is over.

The pair's home in California was razed to the ground during the recent wildfires, that, coincidentally, were also in California. Fortunately, however, Cyrus is not short of houses, and was able to stage the wedding at another one of her places that she keeps ready for emergency situations.

The pair have been in an on-off relationship for ten years, and were recently said to be "getting along like a house on fire."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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