Written by Zabdgrov667

Saturday, 8 December 2018

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CIA - We ARE your government, PERIOD.

WASHINGTON DC - With the passing of George H W Bush on November 30th, thousands took time to remember the man he was, and to be thankful for many of the things which he had done. In fact, his accomplishments were so profound that many of the most powerful unelected people of "THE Capitol" machine can now ignore traditions of the US Constitution and act as their own "secret society."

In March 1981, it seemed like the collusion of corrupt DC political insiders and shadowy covert actors would quickly put the White House under the complete dominion of the CIA, since President Ronald Reagan had chosen a "former" Director of the CIA to be his Vice President. As President Reagan was being taken to emergency surgery to remove an assassin's bullet, George H W Bush told his Black-Op Handler "this is not the time for a J-F-K-Lead-Change."

The Vice President then called for an Omega-level decision from the Skull and Bones - without Illuminati notice. It was a bold move of epic proportions. Although George H W Bush "left" the CIA in January 1977, he knew it like the back of his hand, and knew its tentacles intimately. Two hours later, a surviving Ronald Reagan would still be called "Mister President." However, the term "Leader of the Free World" would slowly become less and less relevant.

Military Industrial Complex assets were quick to assert that "old fashioned" methods to keep the White House in line worked fine when John F Kennedy was elected. Top CIA assets objected that Ops with "the green light" cannot be stopped. The FBI complained that they had begun "opposition research" to smear or imprison any threat to the 1984 George H W Bush Presidential Election. However, the VP had plans, and he said that he found the "blueprints" in his back pocket. Then, he had a question for them:

"Who discovered what the Federal Reserve REALLY does?"

Those present were stunned for a moment.... "Pfft, the 1910 Jekyll Island Conspiracy for the Illuminati won't be repeated," sneered one voice. Someone else added to the sentiment, "an idiot in the White House is nothing new - but it better be OUR USEFUL Idiot."

H W Bush spoke briefly, maintained that it was possible to run a "Potemkin White House", and that he would "bet his left nut" on being the man to make it happen. He closed, saying "Give me three months to submit a Guild Request for Authority."

The room stayed silent. An uncommon tradition of the Trilateral Commission is "your silence implies consent", which is typically accepted among the Skull and Bones as well. There were zero "yes" votes for the shadow system which George H W Bush would create, but with his death, Washington DC can now give its ultimate and unequaled praise from all of its unelected Globalist Elites and power brokers and agents of disinformation.

Ask "Beltway Atheists" (and even "Religious" government insiders) in the DC bureaucracy, and they will agree "H W was a GOD." Unfortunately, he may have done so much that the CIA, the NSA, the FBI, and the rest of the "intelligence" agencies cannot list everything he did to create an unaccountable totalitarian surveillance state, hiding in plain sight.

Another Director of the CIA held back tears, recounting fond memories.

John Brennan (CIA, Obama Admin): "We were hacking the computers of US Senate in 2014, and snooping around to see if they picked up any of our mistakes or loose ends.... One of our guys got anal and started REMOTE correction of the grammar of some Capitol Hill staffer, and the SH_T Hit the Fan. Without Bush-41, my a$$ would be in prison for life. Instead, I straight-up LIED ON CAMERA to Congress, even told them later to go F-themselves, and got to keep TOP SECRET access after I was out of a job.... Thanks H W, hail to the King!"

A similar story came from former US Director of National Intelligence.

James Clapper ("Intel", Obama Admin): "When Edward Snowden blew our cover around 2013, the sh_t got real deep for just about everyone. I had told Congress that the NSA, the CIA, and the rest of the Intelligence Community didn't SPY on anyone, except for maybe a 100 or 200 REALLY-Bad-People - a thousand tops.... LITERALLY EVERYONE knew that I committed PERJURY on camera, under oath and in front of the US Congress.... I can't thank Bush-41 enough for the Bilderberg Group protocols that he secretly implemented. Without them, the things I did to Americans with the powers of the NSA would mean that a President like Dwight D. Eisenhower would have given me a public hanging on the front steps of Capitol Hill.

A World War II historian provided additional context to the actions of James Clapper if they had occurred in the 1950's when Eisenhower was US President. It is likely that Clapper would have been beaten with a "tire-iron" before being hanged to death, and Clapper would be buried near a sewage treatment plant so that Americans (and anyone else) could piss on his grave.

Ordinary American citizens may know very little about "Bush-41", but as revealed by the 24-7 Media praise and Capitol Hill adoration and shadow government honors, there was no greater asset to the CIA than George H W Bush.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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