Galápagos Islands, Ecuador - (Agencies, Associated Mess): There are reports this weekend that FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller has subpoenaed a dozen indigenous Ecuadorian ‘bird watchers’ in the ongoing Rump Golden Showers Witch *unt probe.
Papers served on PetrelEcuador Bird Club ornithologists identify them as WikiBeaks twitching partners of Julian Assange, a fugitive from justice and eco-numbnut who’s been holed up in Ecuador’s London embassy since 1932.
Assange, 69, is wanted for questioning about PetrelEcuador’s charitable donations to one of President Rump’s gargantuan Inauguration Balls.
Commenting on the upcoming grand jury indictment a Galápagos Islands local said this morning the Bird Club itself was mostly blameless.
Apart from some rum business in 2016 when narcotic contraband wiped out a colony of Quito’s native tube-nosed seabirds - famous for their united nostrils with medium septums.
And other, frankly beaky stuff.
Former Ecuador leader Rafael Correa is 102