In a bombshell report first issued just days after the 2016 election and re-emerging today, it looks like Donald J. Trump's presidency is coming to an end.
"I've been saying it for two years straight," said several news pundits who have been predicting Trump's demise every day for the past 721 days. "He is finished."
"It's over," said several other news pundits spanning all major cable news networks. "This is definitely the beginning of the end."
"The beginning of the end -- yes, I would agree with that statement," said a pundit.
Flipping through several cable news channels, pundits were heard announcing the big news in a multitude of ways.
"The walls are closing in."
"He will be impeached."
"He can't last."
"He won't survive this."
"This one's different."
"This is definitely 'it'."
Turner Broadcasting, along with Comcast, CNN, FOX, NBC, ABC, CBS and PBS, have announced that it's all a big promotion for their highly-rated cooperative news show, "The End of Trump," which has just been greenlit for at least four more seasons.