The Association of Super Intelligent Doctors and Scientists has revealed the findings of a 3 billion-dollar, 20-year study. The research concluded that eating eggs on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays is bad for the health.
The chief of cardiology and astrology at John Hopkins University explained that the cholesterol in eggs can build up in the arterial walls leading to heart disease.
He went on to show with the aid of a computer model, that eggs are quite good for you on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays.
It has to do with the diurnal equinox, and ion bodies in the atmosphere which coincide with phases of the moon.
Regarding Sundays, the expert said, "Who eats eggs on Sundays? Everyone knows you put hot fudge on Sundays."