Written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 16 December 2018

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I 'think' it was her...

And, before we set off on the wrong foot, this is not some humorous reference to 'authentic Chinese food', just so you know.

Meng Wanzhou, the Chief Financial Officer at Chinese communications giant, Huawei, who is 46 years old, was detained by the Canadian authorities earlier this month in connection with defrauding multiple financial institutions, and for allegedly breaking US sanctions against Iran.

That having been said, she's a sultry-looking hornet's nest, isn't she?

Renowned within the Huawei company for being a no-nonsense boss who has few scruples, and who will stop at nothing to ensure that targets are met and goals achieved, she does, however, have another side. She is a kind, caring and considerate wife and mother, and those types are often the ones you want to meet in quiet hotel bars, whilst they are 'away at a conference'.

Then, the gloves are off!

Meng Wanzhou, also known as Sabrina Meng and Cathy Meng, likes a bit of 'relaxation time', and her alter-egos enjoy it, too. Or so I imagined.

When she stands over you on the thick shagpile carpet of her penthouse suite at the Guangdong Intercontinental Hotel, dressed only in her short, black negligée, and narrows her eyes a little and glances towards your midriff for a second, you'll know what I mean. That's what happened when I

(Continued in Business Section p. 38)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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