Calling a press conference at the Las Vegas Hilton, four sports stars who spent time in the slammer made an historic announcement--they were going to work to help others like them walk the straight and narrow.
"We, we, uh, we just wanta help those poor mutha uh fakers that they can stop getting caught doing crime if they just get in our program and pay us that MONEY HONEY!" squeaked Mike Tyson.
"Like, you know we want to just help people. I'm still looking for Nicole's killers but I know this is what she would want me to be doing, pulling thousands of dollars from you guys" said O.J.
"That's right. If you just have a little from your last heist, I mean job, you can bet we'll help you become good citizens like we have" said Pete Rose.
"This just feels like the right thing right now. Helping others...oh ha ha ha ha ha I can't do it you guys ha ha ha ha ha who's going to believe this ha ha ha ha I can't pull it off! ha ha ha I just don't have the acting experience you guys have! said Michael Vick.