White Settlement, TX President Trump's strongest supporters in the entertainment world have announced that they will have a benefit concert in support of the president. They will donate 2% of the profits to the Trump Defense Fund they know will be forming soon. In true Trump style, they will divide the remaining 98% between them.
The musicians have released a partial set list before the show, and some of the songs being performed will be Nugent's 'Wang Dang Sweet Poontang', 'I Am A Predator', and 'Jailbait', West's 'Gold Digger', and Kid Rock's 'Redneck Paradise', 'Lowlife', and 'You Ain't Never Seen A Motherfucker'.
As usual, nobody had a clue as to what Sarah Palin was there for.