Einstein, a dedicated atheist, now in heaven, has been forced to review his doubts about The Holy One. In fact, God has demanded that Einstein repent his sins, kiss His feet, and swear that there is a God, otherwise he will be sent 'downstairs'!
A letter written by the insane genius was sold recently for millions, and God, hearing of Einstein's message to humankind, decided to take the matter into His own hands, because only believers can enter the 'pearly gates', and Einstein, an atheist, should be classified as an illegal heavenly immigrant.
However, God forgives all those who repent, and Einstein, seeing the 'Great One' in person, decided to drop his 'Theory of Relativity', adopt the New Testament, and beg for forgiveness.
God forgave Einstein, thank the heavens, and now they are sitting together with Gandhi wondering how the hell Trump ever came to power!!!
A Devilish manoeuvre of the 'Third Kind' was the conclusion, but never mind; God's army of angels is on its way to solve the problem. The only problem is, Trump won't let them in!
