Trump Breaks Dow With Premature Chinese Tariff Promise

Funny story written by Al N.

Friday, 7 December 2018

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Once again, Trump is Triumphant! Tariff Man Strikes Again!

Wall Street, Manhattan President Donald Trump has done it again, as he set a new record for negative tweeting. Because he broadcast a tariff deal as 'done' when it WASN'T done, the fine folks on Wall Street went into panic mode, and the Dow plunged 800 POINTS!

Once again, the President has set a record that it was thought no-one could ever break. This is right on top of his All-Time Lying Record. Every day, he adds to his record of Most Lying American Ever! He is the Ken Jennings of lying, with no-one even close to his record!!

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