"I can't understand it, I am sure we heard somewhere that the late Keith Flint suffered from extreme flatulence," said Ryan Skint, vocalist and dancer with Prodigy tribute band Proctology after he and his three-piece band were booed off stage at Madrid's electronic festival Sodomall 2019.
Following the band's ejection from the stage, Skint mused aloud what had gone wrong at a hastily-convened press conference attended by the spliff-smoking, ecstasy-popping, almost conscious music press corps.
"It was all going so well until I started the vocals on our opening song",
I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator
I'm the fear addicted, a danger illustrated
I'm a dire farter, twisted dire farter
You're a dire farter, twisted dire farter
I'm a dire farter...
"What are you all laughing at? You bastards..."
