Hard-of-Hearing Prodigy Tribute Band Booed Off Stage

Written by Paxton Quigley

Monday, 20 May 2019

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The late Keith Flint - his Mum loved him.

"I can't understand it, I am sure we heard somewhere that the late Keith Flint suffered from extreme flatulence," said Ryan Skint, vocalist and dancer with Prodigy tribute band Proctology after he and his three-piece band were booed off stage at Madrid's electronic festival Sodomall 2019.

Following the band's ejection from the stage, Skint mused aloud what had gone wrong at a hastily-convened press conference attended by the spliff-smoking, ecstasy-popping, almost conscious music press corps.

"It was all going so well until I started the vocals on our opening song",

I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator
I'm the fear addicted, a danger illustrated

I'm a dire farter, twisted dire farter
You're a dire farter, twisted dire farter

I'm a dire farter...

"What are you all laughing at? You bastards..."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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