Joe Biden Proposes Tax On 4 Hour Erections To Fund Medicare For All

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Wednesday, 1 May 2019

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BILLINGSGATE POST: Live from Des Moines, Iowa: Former Vice-President Joe Biden, still recovering from a partial lobotomy and hair transplant, was asked by rogue reporter, Slim Everdingle, how he was going to fund his Medicare for all program.

Pointing to his groin area, not touching himself because he might “Me Too” himself at a later date, he chuckled; “Baby, that’s where it’s at.

“I would put an excise tax on 4-hour erections. Something like a parking meter. Tax ‘em by the minute.”

Slim: “What about you swimming nude in the White House pool in front of female Secret Service Agents. I understand it was embarrassing for them.”

Biden: “I wasn’t nude. I was wearing a Saran Wrap loin cloth. Nothing there.”

Slim: “What were you referring to when you whispered to President Obama? ‘This is a big f*cking deal?’ Were you referring to your junk?”

Biden: “Absolutely not!

Persisting, Slim then asked Biden if he had ever worn a codpiece, as some viewers had called in after the State of the Union address to ask whether Biden was carrying heat or what during the address by President Obama.

"That’s nuts!” exclaimed the Vice President. "What you see is what you get. Hey, ask my wife. She has to crazy glue my junk to the bed frame so I don't hurt myself when I pole vault out of bed in the morning."

Slim: “I understand that you like Mayor De Blasio’s idea of putting revolving fire hydrants in areas where people walk their dogs.”

Biden: “Yes, I understand that the mutts get so dizzy following the hydrant around that they forget about peeing. No more rusty hydrants.”

Slim: "What is your Presidential slogan'?

"Make America moral again."

Dirty: “Yo Dude. You the man.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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