Mexico City - Mexico - "I want to "Be Best" just like my program for youth in America, but sadly I cannot Be Best when I am with the orange moth. Like a moth he is drawn to every light and runs into walls and flails his wings until he hits the ground, then blames it on everyone else!" said Melania Trump in a statement for the press.
Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador said that he is happy to entertain the application for asylum from MT, "Mexico is open to the First Lady coming to us for safety. We totally understand the situation as we have experience orange moth's wrath here in Mexico. We believe that she will be very happy here and we are only too happy to host her and her divorce settlement."
WH spokesperson Sara Sanders said she had not heard about the petition by Melania, "The First Lady is very happy and is busy learning how to add nouns, prepositions and adjectives to her sentences. We expect the Be Best program to expand to Be The Best That You Can Be er....." It was pointed out that this was very close to the old Army recruiting slogan, but Sanders refused further comment.
