Mad Trump Disease and the Nationalist Voter

Written by C/L

Monday, 13 May 2019

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Later on in the illness criminal threatening, violent tendencies, sexual harassment and demetia develops.

Mad Trump disease, or Nationalist spongiform fast food encephalopathy (NSFFE), is a transmissible, slowly progressive, degenerative and fatal disease affecting the brain of adult idiots. The USDA estimates that at least 40% of nationalist voters suffer from NSFFE.

Researchers believe that the infectious agent that causes Mad Trump disease is an abnormal fat cell found in the fast food eaten by many low-brow authoritarian-Americans. For reasons still unknown, this fat cell makes its way to the frontal lobe of the brain and destroys what little tissue is there in the first place.

Some researchers are making tentative progress in discovering the conditions and mechanisms which trigger the disease.

Some researchers believe that the disease is caused by eating heavily-saturated fats in a variety of fast foods. The consumption of the food alone is just a piece of the puzzle. Preliminary testing of patients stricken with the disease show a similar pattern. Most of the patients in the trial share common external circumstances that may be the key to triggering the illness.

Individuals who consume copious amounts of fast foods such as sodas, burgers, french fries, fried chicken and fried Twinkies, coupled with watching car racing, professional wrestling, violent action films, game shows, reality TV. religious programming and graphic pornography for a number of years tend to manifest the symptoms of the disease.

The symptoms include laziness, depression, flatulence, foul language, and a lack of coordination in its earliest stages. Later on in the illness, criminal threatening, violent tendencies, sexual harassment and dementia develops. NSFFE is fatal within a year of the onset of symptoms.

Trial researchers have concluded that there's something to be said about eating a green leafy diet and living a life of artistic and intellectual pursuits.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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