Trump Attacked By Bunch Of Clowns: Goes For Juggler

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Monday, 20 May 2019

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Send In The Clowns

BILLINGSGATE POST: “Head for the roundhouse, Nellie. They can’t corner you there.” You would have to believe that President Trump heeded that advice from his confidante, Slim Everdingle.

For sure, Trump hasn’t had a break from smears and attacks coming from all directions since he was nominated for President. Anyone who has gone to a circus probably remembers the dozen or so clowns that piled out of a Volkswagen Beetle. When you were a child you probably wondered in wide-eyed disbelief that so many clowns could be stacked in such a small car.

Clowns everywhere. The top floor of the FBI must have been sillier than a Three Stooges comedy. A “BONK” here. A “BONK” there. James Comey, Peter Strzok and Andrew McCabe; Larry, Moe and Curly, all over again.

James “Curly” Comey: “I’m trying to think, but nothing happens.”

Then you have the Main Stream Media led by Rachel Maddow, Don Lemon and Jim Acosta; just another version of the Three Stooges. Idiots all.

And now, with over 20 clowns packed into their little VW Beetle, the real movie starts. Wacko after wacko after wacko piles out of the car. Collectively, the biggest assembly of clowns imaginable.

Pocahontas, Beto, Bernie, Kamala “Breath” Harris, Pete “What Me Worry” Buttigieg, Kirsten, Corey, Mayor De Blasio with his revolving fire hydrants, Hickenlooper, the Colorado pooper; and finally Sleepy Joe Biden.

It looks like, at least today, that Trump will go for the Juggler: Sleepy Joe is the biggest clown of them all.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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