Game Of Thrones: Fans Will March On Winterfell If Final Series Is Not Rewritten

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Saturday, 18 May 2019

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Incensed fans of Game Of Thrones, who have demanded that series 8 should undergo a complete rewrite because it's not what they wanted, say that, if the entire series is not rewritten immediately, they will join forces and march on Winterfell.

Viewers have been tuning-in in their trillions to see the gripping finale to the 8-season saga, but many have commented on social media that they are "dissatisfied", "disappointed", "disgusted", "disgruntled" and that the whole script is "a disgrace" and "despicable".

One, Martin R.R. George, tweeted:

"It's a travesty! Nothing like the books. I'm ready to go to Winterfell to sort it out, and I mean sort it out!"

Another, Rebecca Stark, who claims she is descended from the House of Stark, posted on Facebook:

"I'm so upset that it's not gone how I hoped it would. To kill off those characters I've 'got to know' and love. It's a huge let-down, and I've half a mind to go to Winterfell and cave some bastard's skull in."

An online petition started in The Rochdale Evening Mail to have the series rewritten, quickly secured the signatures of 43 people, and it's these sad fucks that police are now monitoring for any signs of marching anywhere.

The show's creators, David Benioff and DB Weiss, have gone into hiding on an unnamed Caribbean island.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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