Blacklisp Spoiler

Written by Aspartame Boy

Monday, 13 May 2019

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Anna McMahon talks turkey

Hollow Wood, CA - Our Blacklisp source, janitor Moppet Buckae, stopped by my desk this morning and dropped off a script copy of the finale of the Blacklisp.

It’s the most ridiculous episode yet, but very believable.

Dumboy returns just in time to meet Liz with Red outside Task Force HQ where Red’s limo screeches to a stop as Red shoots some G12s. They kidnap Anna McMahon and take her to a Blacklisp site where she is tortured for hours by midgets.

She talks turkey, and they get it all on film (see still shot above) and send it to the president, who strips off a rubber mask to reveal that he is really Obama, who had cooked and eaten the real president.

Cut back to the torture scene where Anna strips off a rubber mask to reveal she is actually Hillary Clinton!

Meanwhile, Aram has hacked the entire government, and they are running around like turkeys with their heads cut off (see still shot above) because they got nothing but blue screens of death.

Red calls up his army of criminals and drains the swamp. The population of D.C. then going to zero.

Liz learns that Red is her father AND her grandfather, so feels like she is his clone.

The next scene has Red reminiscing about some strange thing he ate in India, as he is speaking with one foot placed on the face of a dead Sanquist.

Red then rips off a rubber mask to reveal he is Sean Connery, agent 007. He then gets Liz to agree to have his baby (see still photo above) as the bedroom scene, the season and the door close.

(Queue the James Bond music)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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