Student Had "Wholly Inappropriate" Tattoo

Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 4 May 2019

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A tattoo on a girl's thigh earlier

A student at a school in Bangkok was seen to have had what has been described as an "inappropriate tattoo", it has been reported.

The 13-year-old boy was seen sporting the temporary tattoo sometime back in 2011 or 2012, but I've only just remembered it.

The awful tattoo's entire content cannot be disclosed here, because this is a family website, and the content was just so thoroughly disgusting, disgraceful and despicable, that we at feel that giving details of the filthy two-word phrase might convey the wrong message to younger readers.

Despite this, we have provided a 'hint', so that discerning readers who may be interested may be able to work out the tattoo's content for themselves:

The first word rhymes with buck, duck, luck, muck, puck, suck, and tuck.
The second word is 'You'.

The teacher who first witnessed the tattoo, Moys Kenwood, 47 or 48, asked the boy why he had chosen such an offensive message, but, judging by his response, the boy must have thought he was being asked what it said.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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