6:00. The Future Now. Today featuring a robot that can make a perfect cup of tea.
6:30. Britain’s Poorest Neighbourhoods. Exploitative documentary.
7:00. Michael McIntyre’s Favourite Loud Noises. The comedian listens to trumpets and dogs barking.
7:30. Celebrity Mock Funeral. This week featuring Piers Morgan.
8:00. Quackers. Geoff the duck arrives at the pond, but will the others accept him?
8:30. Quiztum Mechaniacs. More advanced physics questions on the impossibly hard quiz show.
9:00. How Big Is A Cow’s Penis? Amanda Holden finds out in this saucy documentary.
10:00. Film: Cemetery of Death. Classic horror. Peter Cushing plays a haunted tombstone who lures mourners to a gruesome end.
12:10. Crimewatch. Live CCTV footage from around the UK. Phone in if you spot a crime.