TV guide - 22nd May

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Wednesday, 22 May 2019

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6:00. The Future Now. Today featuring a robot that can make a perfect cup of tea.

6:30. Britain’s Poorest Neighbourhoods. Exploitative documentary.

7:00. Michael McIntyre’s Favourite Loud Noises. The comedian listens to trumpets and dogs barking.

7:30. Celebrity Mock Funeral. This week featuring Piers Morgan.

8:00. Quackers. Geoff the duck arrives at the pond, but will the others accept him?

8:30. Quiztum Mechaniacs. More advanced physics questions on the impossibly hard quiz show.

9:00. How Big Is A Cow’s Penis? Amanda Holden finds out in this saucy documentary.

10:00. Film: Cemetery of Death. Classic horror. Peter Cushing plays a haunted tombstone who lures mourners to a gruesome end.

12:10. Crimewatch. Live CCTV footage from around the UK. Phone in if you spot a crime.

5:00. Weather.

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