Harry and Meghan post adorable photo of Archie's first POO

Written by Dewani Unhatched

Sunday, 12 May 2019

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An artist's impression of the royal turd.

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have posted an adorable new photograph of baby Archie Harrison's first POOP today - as Meghan, 37, celebrates her first Mother's Day with her son.

The adorable single image shows the newborn's SOILED DIAPER or NAPPY being gently held by the Duchess of Sussex's hand.

The photograph and accompanying caption celebrate Mother's Day, which was marked in the US and other countries around the world yesterday, and is believed to have been taken at the couple's new home, Frogmore Cottage in Windsor.

Buckingham Palace has confirmed that the photograph features the Duchess of Sussex and a royal SHIT-filled pamper.

Posted just before 2:30 pm (UK BST), the image was liked more than SEVEN BILLION times in less than half an hour.

Accompanying the image of Archie's TURD, which is wrapped in a pristine disposable DIAPER (NAPPY), is the message: 'Paying tribute to all mothers today - past, present, mothers-to-be, who will spend the best part of their lives cleaning up crap, vomit and alleged drug use. Not Meghan though, nannies and MI5 will do that.'

The heartfelt missive continues: 'Today is Mother’s Day in the United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Kenya, Japan, and several countries across Europe. This is the first portion of HUMAN FUDGE for The Duchess of Sussex to clean up. And probably the last.'

Fans of the couple have been flooding the Instagram post with their delight at seeing a snap of the royal DUMP.

One frenzied fan wrote "Hopefully they will post a photo of his first barf next. Can't wait."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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