Hospital Patients Willing to Stop Treatment To Watch Avengers Endgame

Written by Swinger

Friday, 3 May 2019

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The most bizarre event was a patient who instructed his surgeons to stop the operation so he could focus on Endgame from the operation ward.

There are 16,500 hospitals around the world according to Cybermetrics Lab. Apparently, due to the fact that the Avengers franchise have created such a massive cult, 70% hospitals around the world had to stop their treatments, operations, medical supplies etc., because the patients wanted to watch Endgame in its first week.

A patient at the Princess Marina Hospital in Botswana who was supposed to go on scheduled chemotherapy, instructed the doctor to cease the treatment for him to enjoy Endgame.

A patient in the middle of labor told doctors at the Bona Dea International Hospital in Azerbaijan to push the baby back into her womb, as she wanted the baby to be released only after she had seen Endgame, so that she could picture her baby growing up to look like Robert Downey Jr.

The most bizarre event was a patient undergoing surgery for a blood clot caused by a car accident, who instructed his surgeons to stop the operation so he could focus on Endgame from the operation ward. Despite heavy damage to tissue in the body, the patient continued to be persistent to his surgeons not to do anything until the movie had ended. The patient died in the midst of watching the film, but his doctors and surgeons only discovered the death when the credits rolled, as he had explicitly instructed them not to disrupt his Avengers time.

The power of Avengers Endgame continues to dominate the world as the movie continues to break records in every category. The film has already made $1.6 billion in a week, and is expected to crack $3 billion worldwide when it's said and done.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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