Easier For Terrorists To Board Planes Than Walk Into United States

Written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 5 January 2019

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"Kirstjen Nielsen is waiting with a spa pass on the other side."

Taxpayers are all asking: Why is Trump making it easier for terrorists to board a plane than to walk into the United States? Inquiring minds need to know. Inquiring is sometimes spelled with an 'e' thanks to Trump pal, David Pecker.
If terrorists, ISIS members, gangsters, drug dealers and “lots of other really bad people,” threaten the safety of the United States by crossing the border, shouldn’t the United States also secure the safety of citizens boarding planes, and erect concrete walls around planes to be absolutely certain terrorists, ISIS members, gangsters, drug dealers and, “lots of other bad people,” are prevented from boarding planes?
TSA already has X-ray technology, pat-downs, and, “Did you pack your own bag?” type questions, but maybe a concrete wall would promote even more protection for air travelers, sort of like wearing a double condom.
Does Trump also see a future with the erection of concrete walls around golf courses and McDonnell’s? Lots of money in concrete and maybe Trump loves the smell of concrete in the morning.
But gee-whizz, maybe the concrete wall erection is a guy substitute for failure to operate? After all, Trump is in that time of life.
Society labels it menopause for women, or women going crazy time. However, maybe men also go crazy and it is a concrete erection time. Why else would Trump be willing to shut down government forever, or as long as it takes until he gets his concrete wall up?
Changing the subject and casting an erudite understanding of the world, Trump has boasted, “The Vatican has a concrete wall.”
Right.
Scientists insist Trump drop concrete, and instead take a page from technology. Deploy a giant laser beam, (the kind Tom Cruise usually crawls under during one of his films) and beam it across the Mexican border from the Pacific to the Gulf. It wouldn’t destroy the view, would zap violators, and those respecting the beam would enter through proper border crossings. Tom Cruise could even endorse it.
Easy, simple, clean.
“I want my concrete erection or the government can stay shut down.”
Presumably, like everything else.

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