Man Decides To Get Everything Off His Chest

Funny story: Man Decides To Get Everything Off His Chest

A man who has been keeping his cards close to his chest with regard to several areas of his life that are giving him concern, has decided to come clean, and share his problems with others he knows he can trust. M*** K****** (name changed to protec...

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Tory Knocking Shop Pimps Out Douchesse De Corbin

Funny story: Tory Knocking Shop Pimps Out Douchesse De Corbin

London - (Sassy Ass Mess): A Westminster purveyor of knobs and knocker knock-offs has rolled out its eagerly-anticipated 2019 brass neck collection from the revamped Douchesse de Corbin street door range. Douchesse is thought to have been named a...

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Emperor Qin Shi Trump Builds China's Great Wall

Peiping, China. 220 BC By executive order - which is the way emperors usually do things - Emperor Qin Shi Trump today began construction of a 5000-mile wall along China's border with the Mongolian steppes. Opposition to construction ceased when their...

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Vatican Temporarily Sanctions American Suicide

Funny story: Vatican Temporarily Sanctions American Suicide

In a gesture of solidarity with politically-despondent Americans, the Vatican has announced that for the duration of Donald Trump's presidency, suicide by Americans will not be considered a mortal sin disqualifying them from eternal salvation. "We...

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Put Your Head Up Your Ass (Simple Donald Says!)

Funny story: Put Your Head Up Your Ass (Simple Donald Says!)

Put your head up your ass (Simple Donald says) Shake your fists all about (Simple Donald says) Do it when Donald says (Simple Donald says) And you will never be out (Simple Donald says) I'd like to play a con That is so much fun And it's not so very hard to do The name of the con Is Simple Donald Says And I would like for You to play it too Put your head up your ass (Simple Donald...

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Sears to Merge with Upscale 99 Cent Store

Sears Tower, Chicago. Edward Lampert, hedge fund manager and the largest stockholder in Sears, Roebuck and Co., today announced that his company's 400-plus stores would remain open under a deal he just negotiated with the nation's largest cut-rate do...

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President Trump Meeting With Nancy Pelosi Ends Amicably Enough

Funny story: President Trump Meeting With Nancy Pelosi Ends Amicably Enough

President Donald Trump stormed out of a meeting with senior Democrats yesterday, after disagreements arose on a variety of topics. The meeting, in the Situation Room, a conference centre in the West Wing basement, was, primarily, to talk about fun...

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Jeff Bezos Divorce Proves Money Can't Buy Happiness

Funny story: Jeff Bezos Divorce Proves Money Can't Buy Happiness

The world's richest man, Amazon boss, Jeff Bezos and his wife, MacKenzie, are to divorce after 25 years of marriage, proving, without a shred of a doubt, the old maxim that money can't buy you happiness. Bezos created the multinational technology...

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