Steve Alford fired; "Shaq" Named UCLA Head Coach

Westwood Village, CA. Exclusive to The Spoof. As predicted by The Spoof last spring, three days after the firing of UCLA basketball coach Steve Alford, the Bruins have announced that former NBA superstar Shaquille "Shaq" O'Neal has accepted a positio...

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Easier For Terrorists To Board Planes Than Walk Into United States

Funny story: Easier For Terrorists To Board Planes Than Walk Into United States

Taxpayers are all asking: Why is Trump making it easier for terrorists to board a plane than to walk into the United States? Inquiring minds need to know. Inquiring is sometimes spelled with an 'e' thanks to Trump pal, David Pecker. If terrorists, ISIS members, gangsters, drug dealers and “lots of other really bad people,” threaten the safety of the United States by crossing the border, shouldn’t...

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Man Wakes Up To Find He Can See Through Women's Clothing

Funny story: Man Wakes Up To Find He Can See Through Women's Clothing

There was a pleasant surprise in store for one man on Monday morning, when he woke from his slumbers to find that he could see through women's clothing. The x-rated X-ray treat presented itself to Malcolm Thompson when he first opened his eyes at...

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GM baby escapes from his house

Funny story: GM baby escapes from his house

A scientist in China claims to have made a mistake when he genetically edited a baby and accidentally combined the genes of an Entomology specimen with human genes, in a potentially ground-breaking and controversial medical first. The mother went...

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Angry, Overwhelmed Teacher In Mental Ward For 'Beating The Shit' Out Of Everybody During Parent-Teacher Conferences

Funny story: Angry, Overwhelmed Teacher In Mental Ward For 'Beating The Shit' Out Of Everybody During Parent-Teacher Conferences

Dane County, Wisconsin. Lane Krajewski, a 49-year-old science teacher at St. Mary's High School, is currently in a mental ward for 'flipping out' and 'beating the shit' out of numerous people during an emergency parent-teacher conference that was he...

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Apocalypse 2019 - "Everyone to Kill Everybody Else"

Funny story: Apocalypse 2019 - "Everyone to Kill Everybody Else"

New Orleans, LA - Throughout the ages, there have been many predictions about the "End Times" or the Apocalypse. The "Doomsday Clock" has been at "three minutes to midnight" almost a dozen times in less than 20 years. The simple conclusion that an or...

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10 MORE Common Statements That Really Piss Me Off

Funny story: 10 MORE Common Statements That Really Piss Me Off

1) It's not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that this quote originated from the Greek philosopher, Epictetus. I have nothing against this quote, and I actually agree with it to some degree. However, I do have a problem with people using this phrase when they give advice to others. The harsh reality about advice is that the on...

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New Study Successfully Compares Apples and Oranges (Spoiler Alert: Apples Win!)

Funny story: New Study Successfully Compares Apples and Oranges (Spoiler Alert: Apples Win!)

Contravening the age-old adage that apples and oranges are inherently too different to compare, a groundbreaking new study published by the Johnny Appleseed Association reported that when considered side by side, based on a number of relevant factor...

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Second anniversary of “The Russians did it” leads to brawl in the newsroom

Funny story: Second anniversary of “The Russians did it” leads to brawl in the newsroom

Two years ago, on January 6, 2017, major intelligence agencies in the US announced “assessments” that the Russians had "interfered with" the 2016 election. These assessments bore the caveat they were only estimates, meaning they were guessing, but...

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