New York - Right wing pundits Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson, unaware that they were in adjacent waiting rooms preparing for separate appearances on Tucker Carlson's evening show on Fox News, inadvertently destroyed each other by discussing political topics on an intercom connecting the rooms, according to separate accounts provided by their adoring fans.
Followers of the conservative gurus described what occurred to Fox News staff as the commentators' bodies, covered in sheets, were removed from the network's facilities by ambulance personnel.
"Dr. Peterson totally annihilated some guy in the next room who asked him about enforced monogamy over the intercom. We have no idea who he was. Jordan unleashed a ten-minute tirade which literally blew the guy to smithereens", said one of Peterson's followers. "Unfortunately he collapsed shortly afterwards -
completely demolishing the guy was his greatest achievement though."
A devotee of Shapiro added outside the building, "Ben started conversing with some guy in the next room, and literally tore him limb from limb with his unmatched mastery of debate. Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez is very fortunate, she was the next libtard he was getting ready to dismantle before his untimely passing".