Man orders new light-sabers, forgets Moth repellent

Written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 25 January 2019

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Darth Vader in cheerful planet destroying mood.

Gary Wallace, an acquisitions manager in section 4b of the Death Star, has revealed on social media that, although he did successfully order a spare light saber and matching battery pack and gloves, he forgot to order moth repellent.

This is not the first time that Wallace has made the mistake, but it is the first time he has revealed it on social media.

'I am such a fool,' said Wallace. 'There is a team of nine here, so it is easy to blame it on someone else, and nine workers going missing at once doesn't say a lot for working on the Death Star, but now that Darth Vader knows it was me, I think my days are numbered. Now, if only I knew where to get my own light saber from!'

Moths are not a great problem in outer space, but it is always better to be prepared. Wallace has updated his CV, and is looking for new employment opportunities.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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